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Rensakuken
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Posted - 2010.03.11 01:21:00 -
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So there I was, in Ashab, doing level 4's on my weary lonesome and after a particularly dissatisfying trawl with Sansha's I encountered this happy camper named Child's Blood. Now I'm not too sure of his age; he originally said he was 15 and later stated he was 25, you will notice his atrocious spelling and grammatical errors.
A short summary: We breached the subject of our current occupation, me being a student and the same for him too, then onto his career aspirations which were solely military. This is what he had to say on this:
[23:50:46] Rensakuken > yeah well **** happens look at iraq ^^ [23:52:04] Childs Blood > yea you know most of us southern boy's are over there it's in our blood [23:52:35] Rensakuken > as our own troops, we had a funeral for a solider where im studying [23:52:41] Rensakuken > 21 gun salute too [23:53:13] Childs Blood > i wish i could be over ther but i failed the mental evaluation [23:53:40] Rensakuken > thats terrible
This was what first made me think i'm talking to more than the average hill-billy. So onto our next section: We moved on from warfare to his views on life in general and this is what he had to say:
support them [00:44:25] Childs Blood > i know but when the USA get to that point where there money is runing out i will be there with the plan to help out [00:46:05] Rensakuken > u guys are in 3 billion dollars of debt >.< [00:46:57] Childs Blood > i could close 10 prision with in a year no more siting on death row for 20 to 30 years befor you die there is 1.5 billion dollars delt with [00:48:10] Rensakuken > that does make sense i guess [00:52:58] Childs Blood > prision 1.5 billion old folk's 627 million mentally disabled 929 million mentally unstable 1billion illegal immigrant 2.3 billion hell son i just paid off the U.S's national debt [00:53:22] Rensakuken > mentally.. disabled? define: [00:54:35] Childs Blood > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developmental_disability [00:55:27] Rensakuken > your using a databse contributed to by the general public to cull hundreds if not thousands of people who may incorrectly listed as ill? [00:57:39] Childs Blood > if they ask the goverment for help cause there child is mentally disabled there the one's listing them ill or not the goverment is paying [00:58:11] Rensakuken > would you have dyslexics killed then? [00:59:38] Childs Blood > no cause they can be controled though med's like most can but if your past that piont where meds cant help you need to be put down [00:59:56] Rensakuken > could you give me an example? [01:02:26] Childs Blood > my little brother has autism and he take med's for it and goes to normal schll class's [01:02:39] Childs Blood > school [01:02:44] Childs Blood > lol [01:02:59] Rensakuken > thats bave of him, but if the meds didnt help what would you have happen? [01:04:03] Childs Blood > i stand by what i believe in and he would be put down [01:04:34] Rensakuken > would you though? he's your brother [01:04:35] Childs Blood > my mother even thought i was mad when we talked about it
Well fellas I hope that you enjoyed this observational humour, I shall do what i can to coax more out of this loveable all-american super star
Renz
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NickSuccorso
Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.11 01:26:00 -
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I see you bolded the funny parts
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KaarBaak
Minmatar Situation Grey
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Posted - 2010.03.11 01:26:00 -
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cool story bro?
But I missed the "Eve General Discussion" portion.
KB KB
My blogs: Tastes Like Chicken EvE Meta-Gaming |
Rensakuken
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Posted - 2010.03.11 01:29:00 -
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Appologies for any confusion i feel i have omitted some vital sections: 1. he was in local and responded to an invitation to salvage my loot 2. i posted this in general because i didnt know where else to post it 3. he's just claimed some more things:
[01:21:22] Childs Blood > but the worst thing ever happend to me was from a girl sprise right [01:21:54] Rensakuken > girl..? [01:23:02] Childs Blood > she thought i was cheatting on her and took a razor blade from her mouth when she went down on me and cut my junk and lite my sack on fire to a piont [01:23:28] Rensakuken > holy hell what the hell is wrong with her?? [01:25:05] Childs Blood > her name was bridget and she was a red head and they are crasy those red head's [01:26:56] Childs Blood > and the girl she saw me with was her sister and had a thought i gess and hell it was a wrong thought but there was no explaning that to her when she attact'ss you out of the blue
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Dante Marcellus
Minmatar Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.03.11 01:30:00 -
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This guy should probably be put down. :p
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Xideinis
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Posted - 2010.03.11 02:20:00 -
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Quote: and the girl she saw me with was her sister and had a thought i gess
Probably beating around the bush. I bet it was his cousin... his other cousin...
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Ryhss
Caldari 42nd Airborn
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Posted - 2010.03.11 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Dante Marcellus This guy should probably be put down. :p
I concur wholeheartedly.
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Humble Epidemic
MAN TEH HARPOONS
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Posted - 2010.03.11 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Ryhss
Originally by: Dante Marcellus This guy should probably be put down. :p
I concur wholeheartedly.
agreed.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Special Projects Executive The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.03.11 02:37:00 -
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People like this only reaffirm my general dislike for people. --Vel
Forum Mom: Spanking the snot out of little brats. |
Garbad theWeak
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Posted - 2010.03.11 03:02:00 -
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People on the internet always tell the truth.
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Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
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Posted - 2010.03.11 03:15:00 -
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Due to the well known nature of internet communication being perfectly honest, several countries actually hold statements made in chat windows in MMO's, IRC channels and related forums as legally binding depositions. I recommending contacting law enforcement immediately to get this proven miscreant off the streets.
Emperor Cheney Former Vice President and Resident Space Lawyer
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2010.03.11 03:42:00 -
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Moved from EVE General Discussion.
Applebabe Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.03.11 04:44:00 -
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Should have moved it to c&p as no one here could care less.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Get off the forums and go kill someone!
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.03.11 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba Should have moved it to c&p as no one here could care less.
would probably fit better in COAD.. OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY! Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Liang Nuren
The Aduro Protocol Talon Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.11 05:17:00 -
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-- Liang Nuren - Eve Forum ***** Extraordinaire |
Salvador Deli
MacroBOTanic Farms
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Posted - 2010.03.11 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: Lance Fighter
Originally by: Zeba Should have moved it to c&p as no one here could care less.
would probably fit better in COAD..
His old lady has been saying that for years.....................
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Salvador Deli
MacroBOTanic Farms
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Posted - 2010.03.11 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Applebabe Moved from EVE General Discussion.
Oh Hi Apple baby :P :P
You are out late......
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Grek Forto
The Minutemen Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2010.03.11 06:20:00 -
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Edited by: Grek Forto on 11/03/2010 06:20:17 Edit: Your name...
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Childs Blood
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Posted - 2010.03.11 09:16:00 -
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I thank Rensakuken for his for the salvage job and he only posted a little of what we talked about and there was almost 3 hours of talking and what he put up there is all true and yes my spelling is a joke i never finished school due to most of the bloody mouth's and the swollen eye's and the pure hell i went though when attending school but most of you would not know this because it was not with the posting from Rensakuken by his post he is out to make me look bad so i ask you Mr.Rensakuken post all that we talked about that includes the old folks , the killing of a stupid president my life growning up and how i plain to fix the prisioner's on death row make two post or three if you need but don't show only what you want give the people the whole story not just a piece or two and let them see who i am on a side note the number 1 is right next to the 2 if you look around in your post you can see i don't always hit the right key's and i can not fail a mental evaluation from the U.S Army if i was 15 i would not qualify for the army maybe an rotc program but if i failed the mental evaluation for the rotc they would have made me get some type of mental help being 15 and all so i ask you to post it all up here for i did not log our conversation for others to see
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innot
Minmatar The Exploited. Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.11 09:20:00 -
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no.
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Something Random
Gallente The Barrow Boys
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Posted - 2010.03.11 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: Childs Blood stuff...
Truly awesome! I dig your megalomanic psychopathic tendencies.
Can you let me be the one that throws the switch for Britney ?
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Winters Chill
Amarr Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.11 09:46:00 -
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Edited by: Winters Chill on 11/03/2010 09:47:36
Childs blood is what is termed a "wild bore". Someone who doesn't actually know how to play eve and logs on purely for the chat, then makes up wild yet strangely dreary stories.
They are more common when you think, most are usually goons or yanks or both.
Symptoms include:-
1) Outlandish belief systems. 2) Unbelievable anecdotes. 3) Deviant Language or Insults (racial slurs etc) 4) A desire to talk incessantly. 5) Claiming a background they think will give them social prestige (2003 character that was deleted lost or banned, CIA, Neuro Surgeon, Politician, Related to a Dev). 6) Evidence to the contrary of (5) - poor spelling, always playing eve, lack of in-game knowledge.
Anyways thats all I can say I have to sacrifice a goat to the devil as the gippos are camping outside my MI6 office and I have to pick up a porsche 911 later today.
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Lui Kai
The Penguin Republic
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Posted - 2010.03.11 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: NickSuccorso I see you bolded the funny parts
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Rensakuken
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Posted - 2010.03.11 12:53:00 -
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Child's Blood your open approach to my posting is quite shocking however im sorry to say i haven't saved all of our chat log, it being past 1am i didn't deem it worthwhile, needless to say if we bump into one another in Ashab in the future and have a conversation on similar areas i shall definitely be the one posting.
Renz
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.03.11 12:55:00 -
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NEWSFLASH - 'Slightly crazy guy found online'. Quick, to the forums, and don't forget to bring your rocks and sticks. When we've finished here I know a a kid with down's syndrome that we can go and laugh at.
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.03.11 13:11:00 -
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Childs Blood
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Posted - 2010.03.11 14:14:00 -
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I would like that very much that way if you happend to **** me like you did this time at lease i would have loged the whole story for them to see and not just the part you showed them cause if you took the time to post what you thought would make me look bad im sure you had the rest of the log's at that time .
and too winters chill you said Winters Chill Amarr Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition Posted - 2010.03.11 09:46:00 - [22] - Quote Report Edited by: Winters Chill on 11/03/2010 09:47:36
Childs blood is what is termed a "wild bore". Someone who doesn't actually know how to play eve and logs on purely for the chat, then makes up wild yet strangely dreary stories.
1 i dont log for the chat most time's im only talking to people that are with me or helping me 2 your right about one thing i don't know how to play eve like you but thats ok cause i don't give a **** i do what i want and don't beg people for help or ISK if i cant find out how to play this game i don't need to play it but it seems a monkey like you can play it so i think im doing ok then if you care to respond pls feel free or **** off what ever make's you a happy monkey
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Dante Marcellus
Minmatar Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.03.11 15:30:00 -
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You know, I think I kinda like this guy. Add some periods and other forms of correct punctuation and his words are somewhat engaging!
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vulnevia
The Exploited. Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.11 15:39:00 -
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Rensakuken must be the most disturbing name ever
--------- the EVE Crafting Blog |
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CCP Shadow
Caldari C C P
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Posted - 2010.03.11 16:57:00 -
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This thread has run its course. I'm turning off the lights and locking the door on the way out.
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