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Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 09:55:00 - [1] Ever lost a ship to kid aggro? []Seen an hourÆs effort lost when the heater repair guy finally showed up? []Got ganked in your hauler while peeling spaghetti from the cat? []Tired of miniature corps where you are about the only person online? Want to participate in a place with Family Friendly Voice chat channels, adult behaviour and a sense of purpose? Clan 30+ is a twelve-year-old international gaming community of adults 30+ or older playing computer games for pure enjoyment and fun. 30plus is involved in many different games. We've had active EVE corporations since 2005. Blueprint Haus* Blueprint Haus is a large and successful space-holding 0.0 corporation that caters to all play styles be it industrial or combative. If youÆre a new player, a seasoned PVPER, a Capital ship Junkie, a master miner, a dedicated builder, or a mix of all and are looking for a group of mature players to fly with, then Blueprint Haus is for you! Blueprint Haus offers players a relaxed atmosphere, a clean environment, and a lot of communal support in EVE's complex game play. As well as industrial and mining opportunities, Blueprint Haus actively defends and patrols its section of space from incursions in fleets ranging from small roaming gangs to large multi- alliance fleets including Capital ships. With a large player base, Blueprint Haus offers a rich place for learning and participating in organized goals for PvP, industry, science, building, mining, complexes and wormholes. Blueprint Haus is a founding member of Get Off My Lawn (LAWN) in Northern Coalition space. The candidate for 30plus teams must: Read and agree to the Clan 30+ Charter Tl;dr: Be 29.5 years or older, and donÆt be an asshat. Have Ventrilo and Teamspeak for voice communications, voice comms are required. Our motto: Everybody works, everybody fights! To Apply Please join our in-game open recruiting channel: "30plus Recruiting" To speak with current members and recruiters, or EVEmail any of the recruiters listed below: Americas: Alaric deVisigoth Americas: Nrsptlchk Americas: Zathrus Americas: Edna Sputum Euro: Cabal Euro: DavidBowman You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.11 11:14:00 - [2] Edited by: Monotony Incarnate on 11/03/2010 11:14:16 free incontinence pads with every successful application !! fyi this character == cabal edna if you see this can you edit the original post ta
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 11:28:00 - [3] Originally by: Monotony Incarnate Edited by: Monotony Incarnate on 11/03/2010 11:14:16 free incontinence pads with every successful application !! edna if you see this can you edit the original post ta Are you asking me to include free incontinence pads to new members? we can barely afford to supply you! :) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
BC Tank	Posted - 2010.03.11 11:35:00 - [4] BPH is a legioned, join now for free used incontents pads.
Diegar	Posted - 2010.03.11 12:30:00 - [5] If you are looking to soil yourself while having a great time, with great people, BPH is for you! Seriously though, it is a great group of genuinely nice and helpful people... with bladder issues apparently.
Jalson Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 13:06:00 - [6] Hey...the only time I have bio break issues is when there's beer involved.
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.11 13:17:00 - [7] i seem to have started something here ..........
Jalson Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 15:42:00 - [8] And this somehow surprises you?
Alaric deVisigoth	Posted - 2010.03.11 16:19:00 - [9] And we show another strength of BPH, we can derail a thread like no one else! All joking aside, BPH is a great corp in a fun Alliance. We are looking for mature players to help us grow as a group, people that can really buy into our motto of "Everybody works, Everybody fights". So, if you are looking for a Corp with mature players trying to make the most out of their Eve experience, then please look us up, we would love to talk with you!
Jack Canon Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 17:46:00 - [10] Wait. Old people play eve? ]

Jalson Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.11 21:42:00 - [11] Join us.....Edna bakes us cookies
BC Tank Galactic Defence Consortium Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2010.03.12 11:08:00 - [12] BUMP for the old farts
tx eight Minmatar Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.12 20:01:00 - [13] Fart for old (eve) bums.
Templar Grandmaster	Posted - 2010.03.12 21:53:00 - [14] Here is a copy and paste from a thread I just posted about my characters looking for a home. After reading your info you guys sound like a great bunch to fly with. If you like where I am coming from, and what I want out of the game, hopefully we I can join your ranks. Character 1 - 19.6 Mil SP Almost all the skills are centered around processing ore shields, and armour. Once I can beef up an orca or roqual to the max, I am going to start him on the path to a Caldari Missile Boat type fighter. Character 2 - 7.9 Mil SP spread around the board. She can pilot a hulk well for group mining, and is very proficient at mining in general. My main focus now is an Amarr PvE fighter so armour/lasers/Damage control is my next goal. Last, but not least is an account I took over from a friend. He has 5.5Mil SP mostly in mining. He can pilot a Hulk very well. At the moment I am working on shields/armour/mining. Not real sure where I am going to take this guy yet. Since I have been drifting from corp to corp I have had the luck of buying quite a few BPOs and BPCs. Since none of my guys are in a position to efficiently use them, I would be more than open to supplying the Blueprints and ore and letting someone else manufacture the ships, and then splitting up the profit. So, basically I am looking for a corp that has some focus on mining, PvE, maybe some trips to low sec to harvest ore, maybe some white hole explorationà. The main thing is I want a corp or alliance that has a decent number of people so I am not the only one online when I log in. The other thing I really want is a mature group of people. I am all for having fun in the game, but I canÆt tolerate the middle school mentality of some corps. I had major back surgery a few months ago so I am on at all hours depending on how I feel.
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.12 23:55:00 - [15] If we sound good to you please join us in teh 30plus recruiting channel and we can set you with an interview see you there! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.14 03:44:00 - [16] Saturday Night Bump You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting
Terianna Eri Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.15 03:52:00 - [17] Sunday night bump for our sister corp :3 hardcore industrialists, these folks ________________ Originally by: CCP Incognito PS the "time to P*nis" is the shortest time recorded in human history. :)
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.15 11:29:00 - [18] come talk to me, i have now sobered up from the weekend and will make vague sence :)** ** sence not guarenteed
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.15 17:14:00 - [19] Come check us out on "30plus Recruiting" in-game or send a recruiter an eve-mail!
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.16 03:24:00 - [20] Monday Bump You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.16 12:59:00 - [21] bump
Alaric deVisigoth Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.17 16:19:00 - [22] Wed Bump
Facetious One	Posted - 2010.03.17 16:53:00 - [23] Flew with these guys briefly before life got hectic. Never had a better experience in Eve........these guys are fun and have a nice set up. Fun, friendly, mature......for the most part of course. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Sunsyn Caldari	Posted - 2010.03.18 11:10:00 - [24] Heya, I just followed a link to this thread and would like to give you some background on myself. I'm currently a newbie PvP pilot looking to get more involved in that side of the game. I'm 34 with family commitments, including a cat that likes spaghetti. I'm just under 2m SPs but willing to learn and invest SP in what's needed. I'm currently with the Blue Republic, a lovely bunch of lads and lasses but I now think it's time to move on into low sec and play the game the way I have the urge to play it. Location wise I'm in the UK/EU time zones and have time to play in the evenings and sometimes during the day. Most of my Eve income is from my alt miner/industrialist but as you probably know it's never the most profitable professions to follow, but I can support myself in Frigates and Cruisers with no problems. I'll pop into your channel when the server is back up and have a chinwag with your members. Ta :) Boom?
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.19 00:06:00 - [25] Originally by: Sunsyn Heya, I just followed a link to this thread and would like to give you some background on myself. I'm currently a newbie PvP pilot looking to get more involved in that side of the game. I'm 34 with family commitments, including a cat that likes spaghetti. I'm just under 2m SPs but willing to learn and invest SP in what's needed. I'm currently with the Blue Republic, a lovely bunch of lads and lasses but I now think it's time to move on into low sec and play the game the way I have the urge to play it. Location wise I'm in the UK/EU time zones and have time to play in the evenings and sometimes during the day. Most of my Eve income is from my alt miner/industrialist but as you probably know it's never the most profitable professions to follow, but I can support myself in Frigates and Cruisers with no problems. I'll pop into your channel when the server is back up and have a chinwag with your members. Ta :) Look forward ot seein gyou in our chat channel!
Cabs	Posted - 2010.03.19 13:37:00 - [26] giving a "i just resigned from my job" tickle god bless head hunting :)
Zathrus Debois Gallente Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.20 00:27:00 - [27] Bump ----------------------------- Zathrus "He who servers the one who was, the one who is, and the one who will be."
Sunsyn Caldari Blue Republic	Posted - 2010.03.21 10:39:00 - [28] Hiho, me again. I'm not going to apply just yet, but if it's okay I'm going to sit in your channel and get a feel for the peeps there. Free bump too, YAY!
Hansuke CAS Caldari Geuzen	Posted - 2010.03.21 15:41:00 - [29] Do y'all have diet cokes on hand?
Quigybow	Posted - 2010.03.22 11:18:00 - [30] Bump it up

Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.22 15:39:00 - [31] so happy its monday :/
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.03.23 23:36:00 - [32] I've been with this group so long I don't remember when I joined. Can't find a better place to spend your on-line time. So I never left.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.24 12:34:00 - [33] hump day bump day
Sunsyn Caldari Blue Republic	Posted - 2010.03.24 12:51:00 - [34] waves Your website is deadses :( Quick, someone feed the gnome!
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.24 15:23:00 - [35] Edited by: Monotony Incarnate on 24/03/2010 15:23:42 http://forums.30plus.org/ the forums are still up
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.03.26 15:04:00 - [36] its friday ...thank f***
Sunsyn Caldari Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2010.03.26 15:52:00 - [37] Thank Crunchie it's Friday! Joined yesterday, nice bunch of peeps. Edna's not a real gurl btw, voice is just a little too deep!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.27 16:45:00 - [38] Saturday would be a fine day to join BPH!
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.29 22:25:00 - [39] Monday's here and we're stepping up prparations for war in the region. BUt don't let that stop you from checking us out :) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.03.31 20:13:00 - [40] Bump You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting

Sunsyn Caldari Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2010.04.03 17:17:00 - [41] Lovely bunch of peeps, come join the fun!
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.04.05 08:12:00 - [42] It's a new Week in New Eden, and several new members have joiend the BPH family. you could be next.. you're just an interview away You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. We're Recruiting
Monva	Posted - 2010.04.07 10:25:00 - [43] Good morning world! Friendly faces, fun, relaxing environment - you know you want to!
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.04.13 23:57:00 - [44] Another week, another bump ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973We're
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.04.16 13:11:00 - [45] Join the old farts league today!
Cabs	Posted - 2010.04.18 13:34:00 - [46] come on crumblies.... you know it makes sence
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.04.24 05:30:00 - [47] I don't know these other guys :) ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973We're
Sordeo Regius Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.04.30 17:57:00 - [48] Bump still recruiting. Come blow up IT and IT pets such as Atlas.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.01 14:45:00 - [49] Saturday is always a fine day to join Blueprint Haus. Come drop in on "30plus recruiting" chat.
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.06 00:05:00 - [50] Come Celebrate Cinqo de Mayo in a new corp! ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973W

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:00:00 - [51] is it the weekend yet?
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.09 05:06:00 - [52] Saturday Night's all right for fighting!! and recruiting!! ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973W
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.13 12:43:00 - [53] Stop on by on "30plus recruiting" in game to say hi.
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.18 17:36:00 - [54] bump ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973W
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.21 18:24:00 - [55] lazors go pew pew
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.23 14:44:00 - [56] Get your may 2-4 on by joining BPH this weekend eh.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.05.24 15:18:00 - [57] Happy May 24 eh.
Myth Al'kar Blueprint Haus Empire Vacation Home	Posted - 2010.05.31 09:50:00 - [58] Cat goes meow.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.02 11:36:00 - [59] We are recruiting, come talk to us on "30plus recruiting" in game.
Soltan Chemosh Total Protonic Reversal	Posted - 2010.06.02 14:48:00 - [60] Hi, 30 year old, teacher, dad and husband here, looking to get out of empire. Your post and the 30 plus charter looks right up my alley. I have 3 accounts that i tend to mess with, a 40m SP combat/scanner Caldari focused working on Minmatar cross training atm. A 40m SP Industrial Amarr BS5, Manufacturing character, and a 15m SP orca/Hulk/freighter character. - Hit me up with an evemail with more information about corp. I look forward to hearing from you. Soltan Chemosh

Sordeo Regius Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.03 14:34:00 - [61] Bump. :) We rock, come check us out.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.05 18:10:00 - [62] first round victory in AT8 go LAWN!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.09 14:22:00 - [63] open for business 23/7
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.11 21:23:00 - [64] Come join us this weekend.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.12 16:56:00 - [65] Best of luck to our Alliance Tournament team in round 2!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.13 18:41:00 - [66] good match LAWN.
Nyckname	Posted - 2010.06.15 17:25:00 - [67] Mad props to an uber corp! Miss flying with you guys! Wait, am I too old to use the term "mad props"?
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.17 16:34:00 - [68] yes.
RS Murphy League of Gentlemen	Posted - 2010.06.17 17:40:00 - [69] Bump for some new BFFs!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.19 14:09:00 - [70] Alliance Tournament finals woot.

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.24 19:48:00 - [71] Free adult undergarments with each successful app.
Seventy Was Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.28 09:41:00 - [72] I just need to find my spectacles, I'm sure I put them somewhere...
Milas Sarner Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.28 09:50:00 - [73] I joined recently, it's going well, have things to do and places to go. A friendly helpful group if ever there was one.
Redstar1 Caldari Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2010.06.28 10:31:00 - [74] Has anyone seen my foot?
Skunk Liontree Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.28 11:18:00 - [75] I have played many mmo's over the years but have yet to come across such a well organised, friendly & professional bunch of guys & girls as BlueP. I joined the corp a little over a month ago and have had a great time with these guys. This was my first move into 0.0 (and pvp) and as given lot's of help to get set up and move my gear down to the home station. Everyone is extremely helpful & friendly and there is always someone around to get advice from if you need it. Don't worry about making money, you can make lot's of isk from the complex's and wormholes (where faction drops and tech II BPC's are fairly common) as well as some very high-end mining if that is your thing too. There is a great corp share program as well where you can make money for just investing into the corp. We also have probably the most active market station in the whole of Pure-Blind so selling your pvp/pve drops is easy or there are regular transports back to Empire if you want to sell there. There is always something going on, with many daily roams in all time-zones & several scheduled alliance operations a week where you will see several hundred pilots (from frigates to titans) fielded to take out enemy POS's or towers. So if you are looking to explore the parts of EvE that you know are out there but have yet to experience, then join these great bunch of people who are extremely professional and organised who really take care of their own. So if you are new to pvp or a veteran then either way this is the home you have been looking for. Sign up today!
Lumpynurse Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.28 14:15:00 - [76] come to 30plus recruiting channel. its where all the cool parents hang out.
Wa'fle	Posted - 2010.06.28 16:50:00 - [77] Just started my second week with Blueprint Haus. Great bunch of folks, and I'm finally not the oldest in my corp. Woot!
Praetor Caldari Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.29 03:55:00 - [78] Edited by: Praetor on 29/06/2010 03:55:45 Ive been playing since Beta, although I have had a few breaks due to RL issues. I've been a member of BluePrint Haus for a little over 3.5 years and I say there is not a better bunch of people to play Eve with anywhere. It does not matter if your High or Low SP, longtime player or a newb, we'll find a place for you. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
Marcus Vatta	Posted - 2010.06.29 04:02:00 - [79] This is a great bunch of people, who really understand the way things are. If you are in the middle of a do or die fleet battle, or if you are the only hauler left in the mining op, or if you are the logistics ship in a class 5 wormhole, and the dog throws up, or your nine year old needs help with math, or your teenage daughter is bringing home her first boyfriend...you really can just log off, no hard feelings. We've all been there. Voicecoms are clean, which means you can have your kids on your lap while you play without worrying what someone's going to say over the coms. Then there's the whole "age and guile over youth and enthusiasm" thing. This is the alliance that beat off a full scale invasion of our home system with 12 stealth bombers. So come and join us. We'll teach those kids the meaning of internet spaceships, at least until the toilet backs up.
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.06.29 07:34:00 - [80] New recruits get to report twice daily to Barloch for inappropriate touching and mild abuse !!!

Diegar	Posted - 2010.06.29 15:30:00 - [81] Just stocked my beer cooler.. I am ready to mine! Nothing like practicing my ABC's with a few cold ones. (That's Arkonor, Bistot and Crokite for those who don't know)
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.06.29 16:21:00 - [82] I have been playing this game for 5 years and I have yet to find a corp that can match this in terms of fun factor. A great bunch of guys and gals. Take a peek you won't be disappointed!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.06.30 18:14:00 - [83] Canada day special: join in the next 24 hours and get a free rifter!
Out Law Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.01 15:16:00 - [84] eh? what was that? just me rambling on again.... come hang out with the cool kids! well, maybe the parents of the cool kids....
Skunk Liontree Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.05 03:02:00 - [85] Inter-alliance pvp tournament starting soon. Come join the fun !
Redstar1 Caldari Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2010.07.06 10:24:00 - [86] New stairmaster installed in home station!
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.07.09 17:04:00 - [87] You won't find a better group of people to fly with.
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.09 20:04:00 - [88] It's friday We are currently offering Free T1 Cruisers as a signing bonus ifyour alliance sollapsed this week :) ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973W
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.15 13:24:00 - [89] We are looking for new members, please come check us out on our recruiting channel "30plus recruiting".
Cess Poole Black Claw Exploratory	Posted - 2010.07.15 15:09:00 - [90] Good bunch of geezers. Syz still losing everyone's ships? Hello Lumpy.

Nath Axe	Posted - 2010.07.17 19:08:00 - [91] This group is the one thing that got me back to EVE, love the drama :) And you can find me in the "30plus Recruiting" channel drop in and have a chat.
Signore Benedicto Amarr League of Gentlemen Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.17 22:39:00 - [92] Great alliance great corp! Bump!!
Shin Chogan Gallente	Posted - 2010.07.19 13:09:00 - [93] Edited by: Shin Chogan on 19/07/2010 13:09:26 Fantastic group of old farts been flying with them for nearly 2 years. For me the best bit is that you can contribute what you can when you can, the only real expectation is that you create DRAMA on the forums and let no thread get more than 5 posts before derailing it Come have a chat with us in out recruiting channel "30plus Recruiting"
Wailmart	Posted - 2010.07.20 10:38:00 - [94] come chat, we dont bite ..... that often
Diegar	Posted - 2010.07.20 20:07:00 - [95] Was hitting sanctums today in our home system, when an enemy roaming gang came through like they owned the place.. I tried to imagine the bloop bloop of bubbles when their pods started popping
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.07.22 00:39:00 - [96] This corp keeps getting better. Come check it out.
Lumpynurse Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.22 03:17:00 - [97] hey hey hey! lets be careful out there! if you get that, you belong with us!
Kerplevich	Posted - 2010.07.22 10:54:00 - [98] This is a great corp working hard out in 0.0 that helps each other out.
Frelix Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.22 11:51:00 - [99] Apply already will ya? You won't be sorry.
Viger	Posted - 2010.07.23 12:53:00 - [100] mining, ratting, roaming, been a great week

Out Law Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.23 19:07:00 - [101] still looking for a few good old farts.
Melkinor T'sbanion Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.23 21:29:00 - [102] Join us or we kill the cat! (< closest thing to a cat i could find)
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.07.24 01:46:00 - [103] This just in. Free civilian miner to the next 10 applicants. You can't afford to miss this once in a life time opportunity.
Lumpynurse Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.24 05:21:00 - [104] one of the few, the proud, the elderly... as far as gaming goes that is.
Diegar	Posted - 2010.07.24 16:12:00 - [105] Originally by: Syzdothyx This just in. Free civilian miner to the next 10 applicants. You can't afford to miss this once in a life time opportunity. Any chance i can get one of those Syz? They weren't offering them when i joined, so all I got was the lousy t-shirt.
Aicul Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2010.07.25 11:28:00 - [106] Edited by: Aicul on 25/07/2010 11:28:39 Free bump for ya Reading through this thread this seems like a great corp for any skill level. I'll join the recruit channel when the server is back up.
Basil Vulpine	Posted - 2010.07.25 13:57:00 - [107] Edited by: Basil Vulpine on 25/07/2010 13:59:42 It may just be a T-Shirt to you but when it gets sucked in to that hull-breach and bungs it up you'll be glad you've got it! Unless you're still wearing it ofc.... Sounds like a potential home for me. I'll be in the recruitment channel to chat at some point but won't be joining immediately. Need to say G'bye to my old corp properly as they are friends from another MMO. When they are online I also want to finish training those blasted learning skills so I can get properly in to hulls, weapons and shipmanship skills. I'm looking at exploration and missioning more than mining or PvP for now but I'm not totally neglecting my mining income skills. Online times a bit irregular / limited for now since I still have responsibilities in a.n.other game that must not be named, something that's not going to change much in the near future.
Diegar	Posted - 2010.07.25 14:17:00 - [108] Originally by: Aicul Edited by: Aicul on 25/07/2010 11:28:39 Free bump for ya Reading through this thread this seems like a great corp for any skill level. I'll join the recruit channel when the server is back up. Was nice to meet you this morning. Sorry I had to skip out so soon, but duty calls.
Lumpynurse Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.25 21:18:00 - [109] OMG! were still recruiting? why yes we are....
dostoevsky7	Posted - 2010.07.26 10:37:00 - [110] Good corps are hard to find...lucky for you, you have an excellent opportunity to join a great corp now, because we are recruiting.

Doragon Fujin	Posted - 2010.07.26 19:23:00 - [111] One of the few things I missed while on vacation this summer - voice comms with my BPH buds.
Elisca Black Gallente Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.27 03:57:00 - [112] Bump for a great corp and laid back drama free experience.
Lumpynurse Minmatar Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.07.28 11:12:00 - [113] from all of us, to those of you over 30. come check us out.
Tinker1947	Posted - 2010.07.28 11:18:00 - [114] Originally by: Hansuke CAS Do y'all have diet cokes on hand? Yep, plus some free ships, fittings and ammo
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.07.29 15:56:00 - [115] CEO just let us know all new recruits get a free industrial. Just today I rolled up 8 new toons and enlisted them all. Wow, 8 hoarders, now I have it all. :)
Arkon Hjallian	Posted - 2010.07.29 16:14:00 - [116] Looks like I'll be looking you guys up tonight. I'm a complete noob with <3m SPs wanting to learn everything I can about the game! You also seem to fit my "must be slightly crazy/senile" requirements. See you in the recruiting channel.
Elf'aw	Posted - 2010.07.30 19:49:00 - [117] Mining in 0.0 with buddies who understand your old-school humor. good stuff !
Diegar	Posted - 2010.08.01 05:56:00 - [118] Originally by: Syzdothyx CEO just let us know all new recruits get a free industrial. Just today I rolled up 8 new toons and enlisted them all. Wow, 8 hoarders, now I have it all. :) LOL
Monotony Incarnate	Posted - 2010.08.04 19:34:00 - [119] plink
Albion26 Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.08.04 21:45:00 - [120] Bump for the home team. Great corp, and lots of space for new friends

Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.08.06 19:37:00 - [121] Bump for the old guys with short term memory problems. Did you just here that bump? Wonder what it is!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.08.09 14:08:00 - [122] We are recruiting, come check us out on "30plus recruiting" in game.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.08.13 18:55:00 - [123] Sign up this weekend! Check us out on the "30plus recruiting" chat channel in game.
Damnit Hoppie	Posted - 2010.08.14 10:44:00 - [124] Its very nice to run with a mature, skilled and solid group that take pride in doing things the right way. To the rest of the homeless old folks out there, this is a place to be a new fish again.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.08.24 13:37:00 - [125] A disruption in communications can only mean one thing. Everyone is passed out. If you're 30 years of age or older, come join us in-game on the "30plus recruiting" chat channel and line up an interview.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.08.27 12:11:00 - [126] last chance to join BPH this august! Come on down and check us out. We're looking for 0.0 eve pilots 30 years of age or older.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.02 12:28:00 - [127] Join us, you will. If over 30, you be.
Nath Axe	Posted - 2010.09.03 09:32:00 - [128] I love to see more peps in space with me, we are so laid back that some time the vultures some time think we are dead, but then a hard kick in the southern parts make them fly of.
Strolling Astronomer Minmatar	Posted - 2010.09.03 10:52:00 - [129] Right then, where to start? first off these guys ROCK!! I joined BPH about a month ago and have not looked back! there is a wealth of talent in this Corp in EVERY aspect of the game. As a fairly new player to EVE, this was my first time in 0.0 and tbh i did not have a clue what to expect or what to bring with me! I need not have worried, when i arrived i was assigned a mentor to show me the ropes, and all T1 ships up to cruiser level, ammo and mods are available for free if required. 0.0 really is what this game is all about! Did i mention cool attitude with a great sense of humour? Do your self a favour and come have a chat in the 30plus recruiting channel. [/URL]
Aicul Caldari Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.04 18:30:00 - [130] ^ what he said. Great corp that offers everything you need. Very well organized team!

Rust Oleum Gallente Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.06 23:17:00 - [131] If you are looking for a fun, mature group of folks come check us out at "30plus recruiting" in game.
Kerplevich	Posted - 2010.09.07 00:24:00 - [132] Yes...what they said.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.09 20:46:00 - [133] Apply now to take advantage of our free frigate and cruiser offer for new recruits!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.10 15:11:00 - [134] Two rifters for the price of one, this weekend only!
blackreaver Gallente Creatio -ex- nihilo The Donkey Rollers	Posted - 2010.09.13 11:03:00 - [135] Hey guys i used to be a member quite a long time ago when before i took an extended un expected break. want to take back an grouchy old pvp/ratter :)))
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.15 14:01:00 - [136] Hey blackreaver come visit us in "30plus recruiting" and a recruiter will get you back in.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.22 20:42:00 - [137] come check us out today and you could be in by the weekend! Join "30plus recruiting" chat and come talk to us.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.25 19:16:00 - [138] Come check us out.
Katsumi1980 Amarr Senex Legio Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.09.29 08:52:00 - [139] Awesome group of people.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.05 19:02:00 - [140] Please come visit us on our in game chat channel "30plus recruiting". A voice comms interview is mandatory for joining.

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.07 13:59:00 - [141] we're open for business.
Strolling Astronomer Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.08 07:48:00 - [142] Looking for more Aussie, Kiwi and Asia/Pac players! Come join us in "30plus recruiting"
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.15 00:05:00 - [143] Drop in our recruiting channel this weekend to say hi.
Elderon	Posted - 2010.10.15 02:21:00 - [144] A decent group of organized oldtimers if I recall .... Just don't let them sing on comms
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.18 17:17:00 - [145] Come sing along with us.
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.10.19 16:20:00 - [146] Won't find a better group of old folks to fly with in eve.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.20 19:10:00 - [147] If a recruiter isn't immediately available, they may all be peeling spaghetti off the cat. Please be patient!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.21 14:39:00 - [148] Ask about our free stuff to members!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.23 20:18:00 - [149] Now with less sodium.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.25 18:33:00 - [150] Edited by: Nrsptlchk on 25/10/2010 18:34:15 send more recruits!

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.26 18:13:00 - [151] Where can you find veldspar? Only in Pure Blind. Come down to Pure Blind, we've got Veldspar! Where can you find belt rats? Only in Pure Blind. Come down to Pure Blind, We've got Veld and belt rats!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.10.29 13:13:00 - [152] Happy halloween.
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2010.11.04 19:16:00 - [153] With the upcoming changes to rockets we are offering a limited time offer of 100 rockets of your choice to all new recruits. Don't miss out on this once in a life time opportunity.
Elderon	Posted - 2010.11.05 02:15:00 - [154] Originally by: Syzdothyx With the upcoming changes to rockets we are offering a limited time offer of 100 rockets of your choice to all new recruits. Don't miss out on this once in a life time opportunity. This weekend only new recruits can use said rockets to shoot their recruiter for prizes
Diegar	Posted - 2010.11.05 03:34:00 - [155] What a great group. Time to go blow something up!
Moron78	Posted - 2010.11.08 16:23:00 - [156] I joined just under a month ago, setting my feet in null for the first time. They got me and my stuff in fast and efficiently. Since then IÆve been having good times. They are helpful and you get quickly integrated in corp. The Alzheimer is less apparent than youÆd think, and the drama level just as non-existent as youÆd hope for in a mature group. I also quite like that there are clear and tangible corp goals (and that they are being worked towards). So get in while the shoot your recruiter offer stands...
Elderon	Posted - 2010.11.09 03:12:00 - [157] Originally by: Moron78 I joined just under a month ago, setting my feet in null for the first time. They got me and my stuff in fast and efficiently. Since then IÆve been having good times. They are helpful and you get quickly integrated in corp. The Alzheimer is less apparent than youÆd think, and the drama level just as non-existent as youÆd hope for in a mature group. I also quite like that there are clear and tangible corp goals (and that they are being worked towards). So get in while the shoot your recruiter offer stands... I officially agree with and second this message P.S. Bump
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.11.11 04:36:00 - [158] Please ask for a recruiter in "30plus recruiting" chat before sending your app in.
Diegar	Posted - 2010.11.14 14:57:00 - [159] Rock chewers welcome!
Viger	Posted - 2010.11.15 03:48:00 - [160] Everybody works, everybody fights! The Gnomes explain that their business plan is as follows: Phase 1: Collect Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit

Kerplevich	Posted - 2010.11.15 19:06:00 - [161] Strong corp looking for more.
Elderon	Posted - 2010.11.16 03:08:00 - [162] Join for the adventure and stay for the free meds !
Viger	Posted - 2010.11.17 12:40:00 - [163] Edited by: Viger on 17/11/2010 12:40:31 welcome to the jungle baby The Gnomes explain that their business plan is as follows: Phase 1: Collect Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit
Moron78	Posted - 2010.11.18 15:13:00 - [164] Leadership has informed me that due to a new station, held together by the usual Minni trust in rust, we are able to offer hangars with panorama windows. No more of the getting some unused space at the bottom floor where the hangar manager can barely remember that he stuffed you. Get in now and have a great view of the disappearing asteroid belts and outgoing fleets! (If you don't chose to be in them. And please help me locate my hangars at basement sub-level 15, the hangar manager keeps insisting that there are only 14 levels to the basement...)
Viger	Posted - 2010.11.23 16:50:00 - [165] To Apply Please join our in-game open recruiting channel: "30plus Recruiting" To speak with current members and recruiters The Gnomes explain that their business plan is as follows: Phase 1: Collect Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit
Moron78	Posted - 2010.11.26 16:21:00 - [166] Edited by: Moron78 on 26/11/2010 16:23:23 Friday afternoon in the EUtz, and I am stuck at work and will be for most of the night. So, in order to ensure that at least the recruiters not get too much done IÆm going to bump this, in the hope that you will pop into our recruitment channel (30plus Recruiting) for a talk with on of them. Feel free to make it a long conversation. Think of it as helping a future corpi (me) out. If youÆre 30 or older and looking for a mature group of people to play with that both understand family and real life over eve, and are capable of being serious about internet spaceships as well as the laid back drunken roam, then you canÆt go wrong with us. So pop by, say hi and lets get the ball rolling... Edit: Because one was needed.
Gabbie Tinks	Posted - 2010.11.30 05:34:00 - [167] great bunch of guys.
Garroth	Posted - 2010.11.30 06:55:00 - [168] So the floor is 30 whats the cieling?
Moron78	Posted - 2010.11.30 12:50:00 - [169] Hello Garroth, and thanks for stopping by! One of the recruiters can answer this affirmatively û but I thought IÆd get to it while everyone is wondering when the game goes back up. (Eve-offline suggest the Q&A team is on now, which is really good for a patch dayà) As far as I know we have no ceiling. I know of at least a few players in their sixties that are active in corp and space. As long as you are above the minimum age doesnÆt seem to matter at all.
nippen	Posted - 2010.12.10 09:18:00 - [170] Old fart checking in...are you guys actively recruiting? What region are you based in?

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.12.12 23:00:00 - [171] We are actively recruiting. We live in sunny Pure Blind. Good times are not just the norm, we guarantee it or your application fee will be refunded in full. Come have a chat with a recruiter in "30plus recruiting" in game.
Moron78	Posted - 2010.12.13 17:19:00 - [172] Elderon, about those free meds, we have any left? I seem to have, uhm, misplaced mine? (On a more serious note, we are still recruiting, still having fun and enjoying our piece of space. Catering to miners, ratters and the more hardcore pvpÆers, all at age 30 or above.)
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.12.15 16:33:00 - [173] thats right.
Moron78	Posted - 2010.12.17 21:31:00 - [174] Friday evening - at least it is where I'm at - you've got rid of kid and wife aggro, and all you need now is somebody to roam with or some space to mine/rat in were people will get that you'll suddenly have to go because your smallest woke up. Or something like that, or entierly different. However it may be, if you're 30 or up and want a crew to fly with stop by the recruiting channel, have a chat and discover why we just might be the right crew.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.12.26 15:14:00 - [175] Merry Christmas new eden and happy holidays.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.12.28 21:14:00 - [176] we're recruiting!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2010.12.30 13:57:00 - [177] Only two more days to join us before the 2010 deadline, after which it will no longer be possible to join us in 2010! Hurry while supplies last! Limited time offer.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.03 00:02:00 - [178] Happy new year from Blueprint Haus.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.04 21:55:00 - [179] Happy 4th of january!
Strolling Astronomer Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.05 12:08:00 - [180] Do It! Do It! Just Do It! The new Minnie Station has all Mod Cons!

Un Khanni	Posted - 2011.01.05 20:14:00 - [181] Interesting. I considered Blueprint Haus a loooong time ago, but decided I wasn't ready. Well, I still haven't tasted 0.0 life, and have been reticent due to a fear of unrealistic expectations. Yes, I have a family and a life, but I love EVE, and all that it represents. I think it is time to give you guys another look. I will contact you ingame. But maybe you can answer a question here as well. How do you handle the logistics of a move to null sec by a new pilot? Does one sell everything and arrive in a shuttle? Or is it possible to transport stuff from high? Thanks, and talk with you soon.
Daphne Q	Posted - 2011.01.05 20:17:00 - [182] Grr! The above post should have been by this character.
Moron78 Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2011.01.05 21:14:00 - [183] Hello Daphne And thanks for stopping by! While you've been around longer than me your intro to the corp sounds a lot like mine. They were on my list too at the start, but I too decided I wasn't ready at the time. But ended up coming back. (What I paid for them to take me is an entierly different conversation. Cabs will hopefully never release the TS recording...) I wasn't dissapointed, and hopefully you won't be either. As for moving in we have a few staging points, from which the logi team can take care of your stuff. But we also build ships at very reasonable prices. I think most of us on coming in ended with doing a bit of both, bringing some stuff in and just leaving the rest having it built on site. Do drop by the public channel "30plus Recruiting" and speak to one of our fine recruiters. (Or me.)
Strolling Astronomer Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.06 17:46:00 - [184] bumpage!
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.08 02:49:00 - [185] Where can you get norwegians? Only in BPH. Come to BPH, we've got norwegians.
Moron78 Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2011.01.10 18:28:00 - [186] Norwegians? Really Nrsptlchk, you are using the Norwegians to sell us?? That is me! As a selling point... Oh my, I think we need to look for those meds we were handing out, you and I must be running out both... We are, however, still hanging out in nullsec and growing steadily. But there is still hangars in our stations available, and plenty of room for more both in the pvp fleets and in the pve activities. So pop by and talk to one of the recruiters.
galvonic	Posted - 2011.01.11 19:32:00 - [187] Don't forget to have your daily fiber! Oh, come check us out too.
Strolling Astronomer Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.12 15:56:00 - [188] I felt quite smug when the iPad came out. I'd been saying for years that the iPhone would be really big one day.
Strolling Astronomer Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.13 18:37:00 - [189] I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.14 19:55:00 - [190] booo!

Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.19 02:33:00 - [191] yes?
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.20 00:03:00 - [192] yes.
Nrsptlchk Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.01.21 17:02:00 - [193] Where can you get Pandemic legion? Only in Pure Blind. Come to Pure Blind, we got [red] Pandemic Legion!
Moron78 Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2011.03.05 15:47:00 - [194] We, unfortunately, don't have PL on offer anymore. We seem to have run out of them and their cheerful smack. (To be fair they don't do much smack, ust some cheerful banter.) But PL is the only thing we seem to have run out of. Regular pve and pvp are running, and we'd like more 30plus eve players to come join us.
Edna Sputum Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.03.11 00:27:00 - [195] Lots of Good fights available, in several regions of space at the moment for those not looking to hang out at home :) ________________ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. ___ http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1282973
Viger	Posted - 2011.03.23 23:37:00 - [196] Blueprint Haus Blueprint Haus is a large and successful space-holding 0.0 corporation that caters to all play styles be it industrial or combative. If youÆre a new player, a seasoned PVPER, a Capital ship Junkie, a master miner, a dedicated builder, or a mix of all and are looking for a group of mature players to fly with, then Blueprint Haus is for you! Blueprint Haus offers players a relaxed atmosphere, a clean environment, and a lot of communal support in EVE's complex game play. As well as industrial and mining opportunities, Blueprint Haus actively defends and patrols its section of space from incursions in fleets ranging from small roaming gangs to large multi- alliance fleets including Capital ships. With a large player base, Blueprint Haus offers a rich place for learning and participating in organized goals for PvP, industry, science, building, mining, complexes and wormholes. Blueprint Haus is a founding member of Get Off My Lawn (LAWN) in Northern Coalition space. The candidate for 30plus teams must: Read and agree to the Clan 30+ Charter Tl;dr: Be 29.5 years or older, and donÆt be an asshat. Have Ventrilo and Teamspeak for voice communications, voice comms are required. Our motto: Everybody works, everybody fights! To Apply Please join our in-game open recruiting channel: "30plus Recruiting" To speak with current members and recruiters The Gnomes explain that their business plan is as follows: Phase 1: Collect Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit
Diegar	Posted - 2011.04.03 12:14:00 - [197] Well said, Viger!
Syzdothyx	Posted - 2011.04.07 15:49:00 - [198] Can't find a better group of people to fly with. Been here for years, and won't be going anywhere soon.
Nath Axe	Posted - 2011.05.25 16:57:00 - [199] For the cat lover How to give a cat a pill. 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left Arm and repeat process. 3. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 4. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws, ignore growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 5. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 6. Wrap cat in a large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cat's head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of a drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw. 7. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink a beer to take away the taste. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from the carpet with soap and water. 8. Tie the little angelÆs front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of the dining table. Find heavy pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertical and pour 2 pints of water down cat's throat to wash down pill. 9. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the A&E, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill from your eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order a new table. 10. Arrange for RSPCA to collect the mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see whether they have any hamsters. If this is you, Blueprint Haus is for you
Karl Kegel Blueprint Haus Get Off My Lawn	Posted - 2011.06.29 11:33:00 - [200] Bump for some APAC TZ playaz. Join up, I'm lonely. You've already missed yesterday's Titan kill.

Diegar	Posted - 2011.07.09 22:06:00 - [201] Come play with us. Lots to shoot at! Several station systems and loads of freebees too!


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