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sandas21	Posted - 2010.03.15 20:36:00 - [1] Hello again Ok so i made a new toon and managed to get Director In a medium sized corp Thats the main holding corp for the allaince. of a friend of a friend, now the ceo has gone offline for 3 weeks and i have tottal control of the corp, isk wallet pos'es the lot. atm i have 100 % of the shares also. what mistcheaf could i get up to wile the head is away :) ok so isk thats mine corp bpo's May take them not sure seems over the top. but what els could i do from what i can read i can boot the ceo, i find this Really funny but have no idea how. What would you do ?
Owen Drakkar Terra Nostra	Posted - 2010.03.15 20:43:00 - [2] We didn't want those assets anyway.
sandas21	Posted - 2010.03.15 20:51:00 - [3] The funny thing is next week when the other corps pays there alliance tax it all goes in to my wallet :P Now i see why scamming and lying in eve is Soo adictive. P.s the next week tax may be the week after i wos drunk when ceo told me.
Creepy Goat Schindlers Ignore List	Posted - 2010.03.15 21:08:00 - [4] Take everything blah blah blah. You could probably kick everyone and close said alliance, but that's boring. I vote you wardec a hugely superior force, such as Noir. or a similarly kick ass group. Alliance members wouldn't know what hit them. Signature removed for editing moderator warning. Zymurgist
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.03.15 21:21:00 - [5] Originally by: Creepy Goat Take everything blah blah blah. You could probably kick everyone and close said alliance, but that's boring. I vote you wardec a hugely superior force, such as Noir. or a similarly kick ass group. Alliance members wouldn't know what hit them. Be cruel...if they are empire miners/traders/haulers...wardec the privateers. Built in enemies in every pipe and major trade/mission hub. -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
Creepy Goat Schindlers Ignore List	Posted - 2010.03.15 22:00:00 - [6] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Creepy Goat Take everything blah blah blah. You could probably kick everyone and close said alliance, but that's boring. I vote you wardec a hugely superior force, such as Noir. or a similarly kick ass group. Alliance members wouldn't know what hit them. Be cruel...if they are empire miners/traders/haulers...wardec the privateers. Built in enemies in every pipe and major trade/mission hub. Ah yes, they slipped my mind. Undoubtedly they will make it mutual leading to many months of grief Signature removed for editing moderator warning. Zymurgist
Gladys Pank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.03.15 22:45:00 - [7] Pass control of the alliance over to me for a week ~ Soar Like a Penguin
altyaltyaltyalt	Posted - 2010.03.15 23:47:00 - [8] Before the previous guy left, he instructed you to start moving alliance assets and personal assets of alliance members to 0.0 to start a new life. Because you're so dedicated to your Alliance, you've been working behind the scenes to make Blue happen in Delve. And now that you are blue there, you can begin moving assets for individuals and other corps immediately. If members would prefer to jump their own assets to their new home in Delve, arrange an honor tanked jump party and open a cyno for them next to your deathstar pos.
sandas21	Posted - 2010.03.16 02:30:00 - [9] Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Originally by: Creepy Goat Take everything blah blah blah. You could probably kick everyone and close said alliance, but that's boring. I vote you wardec a hugely superior force, such as Noir. or a similarly kick ass group. Alliance members wouldn't know what hit them. Be cruel...if they are empire miners/traders/haulers...wardec the privateers. Built in enemies in every pipe and major trade/mission hub. Hahaha done and done, one question how much is a alliance worth :P also seems im rich Hahahaha
Spruillo	Posted - 2010.03.16 03:43:00 - [10] Voice of Eve's conscience here, reporting late and hung-over as usual Originally by: Gladys Pank Pass control of the alliance over to me for a week This.
Dacryphile	Posted - 2010.03.16 04:50:00 - [11] The funny thing is that you would actually make a ton more isk just by staying ceo and executor instead of looting (what is now) your own stuff. Originally by: Doc Robertson ...take a good look at this pic and tell us which one is you.
Weight What Gallente	Posted - 2010.03.16 07:07:00 - [12] Originally by: Dacryphile The funny thing is that you would actually make a ton more isk just by staying ceo and executor instead of looting (what is now) your own stuff. Originally by: Magic Dragonrider Tao Ball Explain ----------------------------------------------- Pompous, currently trading as "Weight What".
Ran Khanon Amarr Vengeance Innovations	Posted - 2010.03.16 07:20:00 - [13] I admit this is pretty sick and perhaps a bit late to pull off now ... but alternatively you could gain their trust and even develop friendships by being a nice person. You could achieve this in a number of ways: - Showing inspiring leadership - Being loyal - Keeping your word And if you really want to do it hardcore: - Helping people with whatever they need This is not for everyone though. I tried this myself a few times and it is a lot of work. Support Lana's new bounty system.
Ekon Bor Amarr Van Diemen's Demise	Posted - 2010.03.16 07:59:00 - [14] Originally by: Ran Khanon I admit this is pretty sick and perhaps a bit late to pull off now ... but alternatively you could gain their trust and even develop friendships by being a nice person. You could achieve this in a number of ways: - Showing inspiring leadership - Being loyal - Keeping your word And if you really want to do it hardcore: - Helping people with whatever they need This is not for everyone though. I tried this myself a few times and it is a lot of work. So, no one has ever accused me of having standards - but that is some **ed up **. You need to get some help. Weirdo.
Ran Khanon Amarr Vengeance Innovations	Posted - 2010.03.16 09:46:00 - [15] Originally by: Ekon Bor Originally by: Ran Khanon I admit this is pretty sick and perhaps a bit late to pull off now ... but alternatively you could gain their trust and even develop friendships by being a nice person. You could achieve this in a number of ways: - Showing inspiring leadership - Being loyal - Keeping your word And if you really want to do it hardcore: - Helping people with whatever they need This is not for everyone though. I tried this myself a few times and it is a lot of work. So, no one has ever accused me of having standards - but that is some **ed up **. You need to get some help. Weirdo. I know mate. You don't need to rub it in like that :-/ Also I'm already in treatment for chronic altruism. Basterds giving me electroshocks for handing back forgotten wallets and everything. It's awful. Support Lana's new bounty system.
Sidus Isaacs Gallente	Posted - 2010.03.16 11:11:00 - [16] Originally by: sandas21 Hello again Ok so i made a new toon and managed to get Director In a medium sized corp Thats the main holding corp for the allaince. of a friend of a friend, now the ceo has gone offline for 3 weeks and i have tottal control of the corp, isk wallet pos'es the lot. atm i have 100 % of the shares also. what mistcheaf could i get up to wile the head is away :) ok so isk thats mine corp bpo's May take them not sure seems over the top. but what els could i do from what i can read i can boot the ceo, i find this Really funny but have no idea how. What would you do ? Steal everything and post about it in C&P. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
sandas21	Posted - 2010.03.16 11:11:00 - [17] Originally by: Ran Khanon I admit this is pretty sick and perhaps a bit late to pull off now ... but alternatively you could gain their trust and even develop friendships by being a nice person. You could achieve this in a number of ways: - Showing inspiring leadership - Being loyal - Keeping your word And if you really want to do it hardcore: - Helping people with whatever they need This is not for everyone though. I tried this myself a few times and it is a lot of work. Nah Sod that sounds like Hard Work, Ok so i have emptyed all mods, ships, bpos, i even found a few carriers and a dread :) altho i beleave these capital ships are a players in the corp, Who Is away Really Ill, So i think il contract his ships back to him as i know irl he is a verry poorly man. but Bpo's are worth a furtune :) screen shots to follow Of my haul.
Demolishar G-Force Enterprises Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2010.03.16 14:07:00 - [18] I'm still not sure why a huge betrayal of trust like this is something to be proud of, and for the whole of EVE to congratulate you on.
Sidus Isaacs Gallente	Posted - 2010.03.16 14:12:00 - [19] Originally by: Demolishar I'm still not sure why a huge betrayal of trust like this is something to be proud of, and for the whole of EVE to congratulate you on. Who says pride is innvolved :) He is asking C&P for "moral guidance". :P -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
Swiftgaze Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.16 14:31:00 - [20] If you have 100% of the shares, make yourself CEO instead of only director.
Millie Clode Amarr Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.03.16 14:44:00 - [21] Director is all you need. Bring alts into the corp and grant them roles. yoink all the alliance's POS towers and mods simultaneously, empty the corp hangars and wallet, the usual jazz, leave an insulting message and a tray of milk chocolates in everyone else's evemail inbox then push the disband button. With this, you can pretty much guarantee they will never trust a character after three weeks ever again. See? it's a public service! ---------- Sig Page 1 Snipah YOU CANT MINE SO YOU KILL
Admiral Bear	Posted - 2010.03.16 15:51:00 - [22] Let me into the corp.
Swiftgaze Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.16 16:02:00 - [23] Originally by: Millie Clode Director is all you need. Not if he wants to keep it.
bff Jill	Posted - 2010.03.16 16:42:00 - [24] wardec an INFERIOR (but component) force, and then lead a horribly mismanaged campaign against them. Tell them ahead of time all your plans, and then when they always seem to have a counter set up claim there must be a spy in the corp. Get everyone suspicious of everyone, randomly kick people, give nobodies important jobs so that they defend you if anyone starts complaining. Let the whole thing spiral out of control then slip out the back with the goods just before it reaches critical mass.
badmouther	Posted - 2010.03.16 16:54:00 - [25] fake scam in fail troll thread
De'Veldrin Minmatar Special Projects Executive The Obsidian Legion	Posted - 2010.03.16 19:33:00 - [26] While I do not normally speculate on the misappropriation of corporate or alliance assets, I will give you the same advice my father gave me as a child (repeatedly - you know how dads are). Never do anything halfway. If you're going to do something, do it right. In this case, I am sure what dad meant was steal everything that isn't actually nailed to the floor, kick everyone from the corp, disband it, and then offer to sell them their stuff back at market plus 5%. --Vel Forum Mom: Spanking the snot out of little brats.
Ekon Bor Amarr Hashimoto Corporation	Posted - 2010.03.16 20:06:00 - [27] Originally by: Ran Khanon ...I know mate. You don't need to rub it in like that :-/ Also I'm already in treatment for chronic altruism. Basterds giving me electroshocks for handing back forgotten wallets and everything. It's awful. You want to watch that altruistic stuff. It starts with giving back lost wallets, before you know it you're honoring ransoms and selling Navy Ravens that were actually made by the Navy. I had a mate who started down that path, he ended up deciding to leave Eve and give away all his isk by sending back double whatever people sent him. I still see him sometimes in Jita, but we don't really talk anymore, he's just not the same person, you know?
Triple Entendre Emergence Inc.	Posted - 2010.03.16 20:08:00 - [28] Forget theft. This is a golden opportunity. 1. Get some friends together in disco battleships 1a. Get some more. More is better. 2. "Fleet nao! Warp to me!" 3. ????? 4. Laugh. Salvage. Profit.
Dianna Soreil Monolithic. Aggressive Dissonance	Posted - 2010.03.16 20:18:00 - [29] Originally by: Ekon Bor Originally by: Ran Khanon ...I know mate. You don't need to rub it in like that :-/ Also I'm already in treatment for chronic altruism. Basterds giving me electroshocks for handing back forgotten wallets and everything. It's awful. You want to watch that altruistic stuff. It starts with giving back lost wallets, before you know it you're honoring ransoms and selling Navy Ravens that were actually made by the Navy. I had a mate who started down that path, he ended up deciding to leave Eve and give away all his isk by sending back double whatever people sent him. I still see him sometimes in Jita, but we don't really talk anymore, he's just not the same person, you know? i know that guy, i gave him 5b but i never saw my 10b
Digital Probe	Posted - 2010.03.16 20:20:00 - [30] Originally by: altyaltyaltyalt Before the previous guy left, he instructed you to start moving alliance assets and personal assets of alliance members to 0.0 to start a new life. Because you're so dedicated to your Alliance, you've been working behind the scenes to make Blue happen in Delve. And now that you are blue there, you can begin moving assets for individuals and other corps immediately. If members would prefer to jump their own assets to their new home in Delve, arrange an honor tanked jump party and open a cyno for them next to your deathstar pos. BUAHAHAHA please, PLEASE frap them jumping into a hostile POS... Really have fun with it. Make arrangements to have a reception party there so no one escapes... sell beer and popcorn... hehe

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