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![Private Pineapple Private Pineapple](https://images.evetech.net/characters/92101215/portrait?size=64)
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
140
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Posted - 2012.07.03 03:33:00 -
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Dear loyal followers and fans,
I am Private Pineapple. The god of gods and the king of kings. I am the one true heir to the CSM throne. Those who refuse my powerful position given to me by the God of the Universe: Allmighty Pineapple, the Allpineapple will be destroyed. In fact, I am the one who created the human race through DNA experimentation and I seeded Earth with this DNA. My film, Prometheus, explains this in more detail. I killed the xenomorphs before anything serious happened though, they were bothersome dogs and refused to be loyal to me.
I have an extremely large number of henchmen at my disposal and they are most loyal to me and only me. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. We will scour your pathetic galaxy if you do not vote for me into the CSM. I will have your mind, either by force or by submission.
Vote for chaotic order. Vote for righteous power. Vote for responsible tyranny. Vote for a full days serving of fruit and vegetables.
Vote to be a part of the great Pineapple dynasty. An empire that will last forever.
May pineapple juice be nutritious for you, Private Pineapple I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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![CorInaXeraL CorInaXeraL](https://images.evetech.net/characters/215865164/portrait?size=64)
CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
22
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Posted - 2012.07.03 13:01:00 -
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I openly endorse and welcome our Pineapple Overlord. |
![Frying Doom Frying Doom](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1957742185/portrait?size=64)
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
368
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Posted - 2012.07.03 13:23:00 -
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I'm not sure about this positive stance on vegetables though. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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![Petrus Blackshell Petrus Blackshell](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1270580029/portrait?size=64)
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
1358
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Posted - 2012.07.03 13:41:00 -
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What is this, I don't even...
Get back in your cage. Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers (all races, not just Rifters!). US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. Free fitted frigates for members! |
![Nons Mom Nons Mom](https://images.evetech.net/characters/578893926/portrait?size=64)
Nons Mom
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.07.03 14:26:00 -
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My life for pineapples.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suvv9NweYUc&feature=related |
![TheBreadMuncher TheBreadMuncher](https://images.evetech.net/characters/90258837/portrait?size=64)
TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries EPIC Alliance
168
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Posted - 2012.07.03 17:31:00 -
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I don't know who you are but I'm damn sure you've got my vote "We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming. |
![Frying Doom Frying Doom](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1957742185/portrait?size=64)
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
368
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Posted - 2012.07.04 04:13:00 -
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We have had enough Vegetables on the CSM over the years, I can't see fruit doing any worse ![Big smile](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_smile-big.png) Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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![CorInaXeraL CorInaXeraL](https://images.evetech.net/characters/215865164/portrait?size=64)
CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
23
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Posted - 2012.07.05 13:19:00 -
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Frying Doom wrote:We have had enough Vegetables on the CSM over the years, I can't see fruit doing any worse ![Big smile](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/Images/Emoticons/ccp_smile-big.png)
Fruit, especially pineapple, is far better than most vegetables. Pineapples can be used as sustenance and weaponry. |
![Kalel Nimrott Kalel Nimrott](https://images.evetech.net/characters/445552160/portrait?size=64)
Kalel Nimrott
Wishful Desires Inc. Armada Assail
19
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:23:00 -
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The consortium agrees, we do notagree nor approve any of the subjects listed by Private Pineapple, but we endorse his postulation |
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