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Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.21 15:07:00 -
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Low-sec pirate corporation currently seeking pirates for low-sec roams and ransoms and explosions.
"Who are the Meatshield Bastards?"
MEATSHIELD BASTARDS [QUORN]
The Meatshields are low-sec pirate corporation. We are part of The Bastards. alliance and work closely with our elder brother corporation, The Bastards. The Meatshields are an entry corporation for the alliance. All recruits for The Bastards go through the Meatshield experience first. Our ticker [QUORN] ironically refers to a mushroom based meat substitute.
QUORN specialise in the all the dirty jobs that no-one wants: flying frigates and tackling targets on low-sec gates; swarming in frigates and 'bum-rushing' into known traps to spring them; acting as bait and throwing themselves forward into danger and death time and time again.
It is a crap job and we have to do it.
We are multinational and active and operate almost exclusively in low-sec space. We work very closely with The Bastards Pirate Corporation with regular operations, shared forum, ransom-board and ventrilo server. Our short term plan was to be ready for Hulkageddon IV and have pilots in the top ten solo kills. We succeeded in this and enjoyed it so much, we continued to recruit.
"Why was Meatshield Bastards formed?"
With the success and notoriety of being active participants in Hulkaggedon! The Bastards found that the appeal of this style of play was pulling in many more pilots than The Bastards could reasonably handle.
Instead of turning down decent prospects who didn't quite meet the entry requirements or were too time-poor to make being a Bastard a viable profession, The Bastards decided to accommodate all these pilots' desire for yarr and tears by creating a new brother corporation which would become everyone's first experience of piracy, Bastard-style.
Search for The Bastards on the EVELopedia for our history.
Consequently, to broaden the appeal of low-sec piracy we have the following entry requirements:
1. Minimum 5 million skill points with an emphasis on PvP skills over mining/industry.
2. x2 solo kills (noob ships, pods, shuttles do not count)
3. Frigate IV (any race)
4. Destroyer IV
5. Experience of low-sec desirable
6. Must be bloodthirsty
"Meatshield Bastards, what do you do?"
Anyone who finds that low-sec piracy Bastard-style is to their liking should consider placing an application. Meatshield [QUORN] concentrates mainly around small gang frigate / destroyer based gangs. Not much gate camping but more of the roaming style of play. You should be given free frigate or destroyers (fitted) and encouraged to get involved in piracy and ransoms almost immediately. More than likely you will be in mixed fleets with The Bastards and friends.
GÇ£Characteristics of a MeatshieldGÇ¥
Please read the recruitment FAQ here.
GÇó You must be able to use ventrilo. If you are online and x up for a fleet you had better be on ventrilo otherwise you will be ignored.
GÇó We recommend a minimum of 5 million skill points with an emphasis on PvP skills.
GÇó You should be at least 18 years of age.
GÇó Embrace low-sec and piracy.
GÇó You must have a good sense of humour. If youGÇÖre the sensitive type then you are probably not suitable material for this corp.
GÇó Be able to operate solo and show initiative with a willingness to lead out small fleets: after all, the frigates are supplied to you for free so why not?
Meatshields promotion plan:
This is how you go from a Meatshield to a Bastard:
MEATs will be promoted to Bastards after 60 days provided four criteria are met. Details once your application is approved and being processed.
I lIke it! Where can I found out more?
1. Apply out of game via our nifty app: http://www.the-bastards.com/?page_id=79
2. Convo either TheHermit, Marco Drako, Max Ursa, Tim Kang, Deltsbeta, JManza, Ard Unjiigo or Flashfresh in-game for a chat.
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Edney
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.21 16:01:00 -
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Wow, what a cool sounding corp I'm in  |
Licentia Faustian Fitzbo'az
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.21 16:28:00 -
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Sounds like fun to me! |
DeltsBeta
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.22 04:36:00 -
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Join - keep my company, i get lonely on these rainy nights |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.22 12:40:00 -
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I fully approve and support this recruitment drive... |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:54:00 -
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Daily Bump. |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.23 15:43:00 -
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Daily Bump - more pirates needed. Thank you.
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TFS Tibbs
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.29 13:55:00 -
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bump |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.09.30 21:09:00 -
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Bump from me. Thank you all.
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Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:58:00 -
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Bump |
Azriel Pazzuzu
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.10.04 23:41:00 -
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Sounds very interesting Hope you get some killers  . |
Mal Archanian
Archanian Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:31:00 -
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If I don't meet some of the requirements, should I just come back later, or are you guys not that strict about them?
(I've only got 2mil sp, and I don't have the 2 solo kills. I do have some previous experience being a pirate that I've mostly forgotten though, lol). |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 09:32:00 -
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Bump.
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Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 10:55:00 -
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Azriel Pazzuzu wrote:Sounds very interesting Hope you get some killers .
We are indeed. More need though!
Thanks for the bump
TK |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.11 16:17:00 -
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Mal Archanian wrote:If I don't meet some of the requirements, should I just come back later, or are you guys not that strict about them?
(I've only got 2mil sp, and I don't have the 2 solo kills. I do have some previous experience being a pirate that I've mostly forgotten though, lol).
Check your PM Mal.
Regards,
Tim |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.17 08:49:00 -
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Bump for my alliance mates. |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.18 12:25:00 -
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Daily bump |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.20 13:20:00 -
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Daily Bump for my alliance mates. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.10.26 16:52:00 -
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Bump |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.02 17:12:00 -
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Bump |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.04 14:33:00 -
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Bump (and grind) |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.04 18:09:00 -
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Pirates are always welcome, new applications being processed. Regular roams and kills (or deaths!) |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.05 14:00:00 -
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Bump for piwates! |
TFS Tibbs
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.06 12:38:00 -
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Bump |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.09 02:37:00 -
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Bumping dastardly! |
Viginti
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.10 18:01:00 -
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This need to be bumped |
Viginti
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.17 18:41:00 -
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To the top |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.23 19:15:00 -
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Bump everything and go pirate. |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.11.23 19:15:00 -
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Bump everything and go pirate. |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.08 12:06:00 -
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Still recruiting and if you want to see some of the madness we get up to, check out Flashfresh's blog latest posts. Pirate goodness since 2006.
TK |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.09 15:43:00 -
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I fully approve of the new recruits. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.12 15:03:00 -
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More recruits required to hero tackle on the gates!! |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.14 13:33:00 -
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Good prospects so far. So come on pilots, give yourself a present this christmas, be a pirate!
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Beauty Orbeast
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.14 14:22:00 -
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As the youngest member of this fine organization, I can honestly say I haven't been disappointed.
Coming up on my first ransom, will it be you? |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.15 09:36:00 -
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Daily bump. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.16 09:56:00 -
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Med sized fleets roll out on a regular basis. Get involved and get killed. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.17 22:23:00 -
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Bump |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.20 09:34:00 -
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More pirates required; give it a try. You will not be disappointed. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.23 09:55:00 -
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Bump for this christmas |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.12.30 12:01:00 -
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Hope everyone had a good christmas. New Year is just round the corner, be a pirate in 2012. Join us.
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
Fish Brain
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.31 03:04:00 -
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Bump from an old friend.
Happy holidays you bastards! |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.01.11 14:45:00 -
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Fish Brain wrote:Bump from an old friend.
Happy holidays you bastards!
FISH. Where are you? We miss you!
Bump as we're having great fun. Join us.
F
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.01.17 12:12:00 -
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Bump if you want to be a pirate
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.01.18 16:29:00 -
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Daily Bump - some applications coming in fresh for 2012! Keep them coming!
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.01.21 16:32:00 -
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Bump! Them roids won't make you flashy - Stop shooting at them!
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ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.01.30 06:50:00 -
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Come on, I know you are intrigued by our sexy looking status! SIGN UP! |
CPT ELMY
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.07 08:33:00 -
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Check out the bastards website
http://www.the-bastards.com
Killboard, ransom board, funny stuff thats been exploited from our victims.
The Bastards is in to its fifth year of operation and has a proud history of lowdown, thieving piracy! Be part of the next chapter! |
DeltsBeta
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.08 05:13:00 -
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Bump my Junk, My hump? my lovely lady lumps!
Come to Evati for free chocolate |
Viginti
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.09 18:30:00 -
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Thursday bump |
flashfresh
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The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.11 00:37:00 -
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Here's a recent example of some of the epic fun we've had; the high-light of course is the killing of a super rare CCP Dev Ship AND the podding of the pilot. Estimated value? 100B isk at least! Possibly the most expensive kill ever? I don't know but I doubt I will see another like this in my life time. Who tackled and got the killing blow? Why a just-recruited Meatshield Bastard!
Come on chaps, while I can't promise anymore 100B isk kill mails, I can say that it will be the most fun you will ever have in New Eden.
Check out the article here or the link to our own KB or the well-known EVE-Kills - all API verified.
If this type of fun appeals, give us a shout.
Flashfresh
CEO, The Bastards
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
CPT ELMY
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.11 14:38:00 -
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Ever wanted to blow up a ccp dev and steal their ****?
We did it.
The bastards..... Piracy at its best. |
TFS Tibbs
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.14 09:39:00 -
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Bump |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.02.24 17:59:00 -
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Bump and while we cannot promise super rare kills or the killing of a CCP Dev / Bug hunter; there's regular ops and activity.
Shameless plug for my blog here so you can read what we normally get up to: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com/2012/02/enigma-affair-comments-and-rages.html
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.02 13:31:00 -
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We've been getting a couple of Danish pirates coming on board, this is a good thing I believe but the corp is open to everyone who wants to ransom and shoot people in the face.
You have nothing to lose (apart from sec status) and everything to gain (well maybe not isk!) but i can almost gurantee that it will be the most fun you've ever had.
F
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
flashfresh
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The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.07 15:00:00 -
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Bump for an excellent organisation....
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
Xylorn Hasher
Mean Corp
Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2012.03.13 19:05:00 -
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I might be interested in joining you, especially if you are still living in Evati which is short trip from my home area.
I would like to learn more about your flying style. I work alone mostly and join fleets only if situation requires it.
I'll contact you when ill come back from delegation.
Cheers
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ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.15 16:08:00 -
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Xylorn Hasher wrote:I might be interested in joining you, especially if you are still living in Evati which is short trip from my home area.
I would like to learn more about your flying style. I work alone mostly and join fleets only if situation requires it.
I'll contact you when ill come back from delegation.
Cheers
Feel free to join "Independence" (our public channel) and ask all of your questions there!
Bump for a corp that has changed my EVE life!!!! |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.15 16:55:00 -
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We have a load of new recruits and they are all going to be thrown into the firing line!
Many have signed up after an introductory roam where they enjoyed, first hand the joys of being shot on the gate by sentry guns as they tackle yet another ships. A few have also been cut due to unsuitabilty but that is life.
Come and sign up and see if you like being a pirate.
TK
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Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.16 14:54:00 -
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Excellent pilots so far. We're streamlining the process too so you get to die quicker for us.
Sign up.
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Vasavia
Gunpoint Diplomacy
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Posted - 2012.03.16 15:31:00 -
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Friendly bump for Chill doods. |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.21 17:42:00 -
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Bumping to save them roids from ur lazorz! |
flashfresh
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The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:28:00 -
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Bump for recruits...
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
Vlad Asanin
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.22 16:46:00 -
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Sounds like amazing corp, too bad i am new and dont meet the requirements.Any way good luck guys |
ReBeLSKuLL
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.03.30 23:28:00 -
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Just doeeeeet! |
Tim Kang
Meatshield Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.04.18 10:38:00 -
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Daily Bump. |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.04.26 16:20:00 -
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I fully support this group of Bastards. Join us and read about our exploits here: http://bit.ly/IR3yev
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
flashfresh
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.05.14 16:26:00 -
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Join the Meatshield Bastards and experience some challenging piracy.
My pirate blog: http://i-pirate.blogspot.com |
Harrigan VonStudly
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
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Posted - 2012.05.17 14:08:00 -
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Always known these guys as excellent pilots and true to word ransom honoring pirates. Thirsty for yar? Check these guys out. GL maties. |
Johnny Twelvebore
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2012.06.02 19:41:00 -
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Im the new guy and I love flying with these lads, more can only be better and we are a friendly bunch (if you're blue).
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