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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:25:00 -
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Is looking for a jockey to saddle up and mount the steed for 800m intersteller kredits. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:11:00 -
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Arianhod wrote:Interesting thread, now all I need is the ops coordinates to both negotiate a higher price and blow his ass from Orbit.  <3 the orbital strike function on the Moros  Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Is looking for a jockey to saddle up and mount the steed for 800m intersteller kredits. You didn't happen to model your avatar on a certian adult entertainer by the name of Lisa Ann did you?...  No, but i do sometimes shake my buttocks erotically while playing Eve just to keep the blood circulating during a long session. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.06 23:15:00 -
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Nathan Ernaga wrote:God damn, I want a sex-change. You scammed your own self @ the character creation screen by choosing the wrong team bro  Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.07 12:52:00 -
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Halete wrote:Corina Jarr wrote:Oh wow the price went up...
And Boom Boom posted... wow... Boom Boom should win, clearly. *smiles and tickles Halete undr the chin*, no you should win snowflake  Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.07 12:55:00 -
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0wl wrote:It's getting like Amarr local in here...WTS: Ashimmu 140mil Trade Me...  0wl, I must say some of your offerings to the community in Amarr are magnificent bargains at fantastic intersteller kredit prices.
Customer satisfaction guaranteed. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.09 13:06:00 -
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So many slags in this thread.  Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.09 15:07:00 -
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Grumpymunky wrote:Send OP an email informing him which are the top 10, because he probably won't get them right without your input. Yes, you. A beautiful man appears in this thread *blushes* Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 14:32:00 -
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Why have I not won this yet ?
All you other bitchy nags have loose saddles, your manes are a mess and quite frankly you stink the stables out something rotten.
There is only one steed worthy of a mount here. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 14:40:00 -
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Rio Nageshino wrote:You're missing an eye... The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside knocking. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 14:47:00 -
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Tian Jade wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Why have I not won this yet ?
All you other bitchy nags have loose saddles, your manes are a mess and quite frankly you stink the stables out something rotten.
There is only one steed worthy of a mount here. Something got stuck in your eye, you might want to check it out. Obviously the jury is biased against Khanids, since they rather choose some braindead looking chicks using spray guns to apply their makeup. The other tarts in this thread though, looks aside, would no doubt gallop as fast as a bag of potatoes would roll across a level plateau.
Saddling up with me would be like riding black beauty bareback to victory at the Grand National.......... Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 14:54:00 -
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Lilliana Stelles wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Rio Nageshino wrote:You're missing an eye... The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically. For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind. buttock plug ? Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 15:06:00 -
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Lilliana Stelles wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Lilliana Stelles wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Rio Nageshino wrote:You're missing an eye... The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically. For some reason, that's not usually the first use that comes to my mind. buttock plug ? In your case, hiding the herpes, perhaps? Lol, you assume I am a cheap hooker, *winks*, I am a lady of elegance and panache but savvy enough to evaluate that an eye piece is roughly a nice size for the aforementioned insertion. Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 15:12:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.
Not voting for reason of biased ballot. I hope you gave that eye piece a wash before re-affixing it to your socket after last night Floppie Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.12 15:19:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Rio Nageshino wrote:You're missing an eye... The eye piece prevents man goo from hitting my socket when i peek through the key hole of the door of my Captain's Quarters to see which stranger of the night is outside "banging" frantically. I find it quite fetching, actually. Boom Boom Longtime wrote:FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Wow. There are FAR more attractive avatars in this thread that are not on that list.
Not voting for reason of biased ballot. I hope you gave that eye piece a wash before re-affixing it to your socket after last night Floppie Trading monocles so we could see ourselves was quite the unique experience. Lol.
*This lady is now blushing*
But indeed I would consent to making exchanges such as what transpired last night again in the future *winks*  Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |

Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.15 21:35:00 -
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Asuka Solo wrote:So long and thanx for all the isk WTB - Asuka Solo Corpse - 500m
Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |
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