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Kri Matar Minmatar Final Agony	Posted - 2010.04.01 16:11:00 - [1] Edited by: Kri Matar on 01/04/2010 16:12:36 Hello, My name is Kri Matar. I have a problem. I like to gank hulks. After my first cherry popping experience in which I popped my first hulk, I have been addicted to it. It is like crack. And like Crack, I fiend for more. It has progressed now to pretty much anything, hulks, mackinaws, orca's...I will gank you everyday for the lols, and in doing so I have created more addicted hulk gankers in the process. I fear for your miners. Your safety is compromised. I fear I may never end my hulk ganking madness, and for those of you who know me and my "Hulk ANGRY" madness I scream in local every time the beast is unleashed in me...pray for me. At nights, I dream about giving us us hulk. And by day, I give us us hulk. But, alas! A solution for you miners. Pay me small monthly fee, and I will not give us us your hulk. Please convo me in game if you wish negotiate a deal. Will you be next on my list? My List Kri Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Adida
Grunanca Final Agony B A N E	Posted - 2010.04.01 16:36:00 - [2] Edited by: Grunanca on 01/04/2010 16:38:06 I blame the hulkageddon! Kri, because you matar to me, I will help you with some possible sollutions. I hear if you inject veldspar into your body, you will become a big furry bear which likes to hug people. I would of course have to kick you from the corp if you did said thing... Another sollution would be to kill all hulks in EVE, which is something I will happily help you with, even knowing this addiction might hit me too!
Elah Rakun Gallente	Posted - 2010.04.01 16:42:00 - [3] Edited by: Elah Rakun on 01/04/2010 16:44:08 Originally by: Kri Matar Edited by: Kri Matar on 01/04/2010 16:12:36 Blah blah blah blah blah I also have a tiny *** IRL and take it out on peeps ingame. Love Kri I'm glad you glean a little enjoyment out of so much pain, however let this be a lesson to new and old miners alike, gang up and get some big ass cover for your mining ops. This way you'll end up breaking into 0.0 space with less hassle than usual (Which is a lot**) Looking forward to further guides on your addictions though Kri :D @~~'~~,~~ "I'm a very industrious lady..."
Kri Matar Minmatar Final Agony B A N E	Posted - 2010.04.01 16:54:00 - [4] Originally by: Grunanca Edited by: Grunanca on 01/04/2010 16:38:06 I blame the hulkageddon! Kri, because you matar to me, I will help you with some possible sollutions. I hear if you inject veldspar into your body, you will become a big furry bear which likes to hug people. I would of course have to kick you from the corp if you did said thing... Another sollution would be to kill all hulks in EVE, which is something I will happily help you with, even knowing this addiction might hit me too! Option 2!!!!!! Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Adida
Serenity Frye The Blue Suns	Posted - 2010.04.01 19:08:00 - [5] i appreciate this endeavor. sometimes addictions can yield positive results. 'Tis better to be a Lion for one day then be a sheep for a hundred years'
De'Veldrin Minmatar Special Projects Executive The Obsidian Legion	Posted - 2010.04.01 19:59:00 - [6] Originally by: Kri Matar But, alas! A solution for you miners. Pay me small monthly fee, and I will not give us us your hulk. Please convo me in game if you wish negotiate a deal. Kri Forwarding small monthly fee of .0017 ISK per 30 day period. I will be forwarding to your account 35 ISK which should cover me until sometime in the next millenium. Yours in fellowship, --Vel Originally by: Jiseinoku Mining is the path to enlightement.
Elise Randolph Habitual Euthanasia Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.01 22:40:00 - [7] I'm fairly certain that no man, woman, or child can best my majestic Hulk. However, you have piqued my interests. I will pay your Hulk-immunity fee if you pay my Mothership-immunity fee; it's exactly what it sounds like, for a small fee I'll give you a heads up when your supercaps are about to get dropped.
Java Hun Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.	Posted - 2010.04.01 23:12:00 - [8] I kill people to. Can i make a thread?
Spruillo	Posted - 2010.04.02 01:04:00 - [9] Edited by: Spruillo on 02/04/2010 01:05:53 When will the madness end? The ADF has failed us miserably. The time has come for good men to beat their plows into jagged articles of evisceration. Soon I will fly hulks and shall fly one to losec and clean house. I have studied the situation carefully and based on my research of ships and game mechanics I realized the need for support. According to my calculations, I will need 4-5 iterons with 'remote repair modules' to assist me in dealing the wrath so righteously deserved to these scoundrels. Another week or so of training, astrogeology 5 4 more days, and another week of mining veldspars in my hyperion to afford a hulk and my plan shall come to fruitation. Who's gonna be with me? btw this hulk will have laser beams.
Spruillo	Posted - 2010.04.02 05:32:00 - [10] Edited by: Spruillo on 02/04/2010 05:33:01 Let me phrase this properly. Join me or die. This 1 april 2010 shall stand in the history books as the day the carebears stood.

LoudMouth InLocal	Posted - 2010.04.02 12:47:00 - [11] Originally by: Spruillo I'm tired of getting suicide ganked every time I go to lo/nul sec and it's time to take a stand. I, too, am tired of getting suicide ganked in lowsec / 0.0.
Gladys Pank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.04.02 12:50:00 - [12] Originally by: Elise Randolph I'm fairly certain that no man, woman, or child can best my majestic Hulk. However, you have piqued my interests. I will pay your Hulk-immunity fee if you pay my Mothership-immunity fee; it's exactly what it sounds like, for a small fee I'll give you a heads up when your supercaps are about to get dropped. Considering recent events this statement is somewhat unfortunate
MySmackTalking ForumAlt MySmackTalking ForumAlt's Corp	Posted - 2010.04.02 13:54:00 - [13] Quote: Your Hulk is my enjoyment. Sounds a little homo-erotic, IMO.
Psychotic Maniac Caldari Head Shrinkers	Posted - 2010.04.02 14:20:00 - [14] Op can't make any isk ganking hulks. So, begs for it here....Not g*y?
Elise Randolph Habitual Euthanasia Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.02 16:10:00 - [15] Originally by: Gladys Pank Originally by: Elise Randolph I'm fairly certain that no man, woman, or child can best my majestic Hulk. However, you have piqued my interests. I will pay your Hulk-immunity fee if you pay my Mothership-immunity fee; it's exactly what it sounds like, for a small fee I'll give you a heads up when your supercaps are about to get dropped. Considering recent events this statement is somewhat unfortunate Yo at least I didn't die to quam
Gladys Pank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2010.04.02 17:25:00 - [16] Originally by: Elise Randolph Originally by: Gladys Pank Originally by: Elise Randolph I'm fairly certain that no man, woman, or child can best my majestic Hulk. However, you have piqued my interests. I will pay your Hulk-immunity fee if you pay my Mothership-immunity fee; it's exactly what it sounds like, for a small fee I'll give you a heads up when your supercaps are about to get dropped. Considering recent events this statement is somewhat unfortunate Yo at least I didn't die to quam ♥


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