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Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
206
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Posted - 2012.07.05 20:36:00 -
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Hello servants, this is your Great Kingpin speaking.
Today a great and terrible evil has spread across my space. Look at this post and the next post to see what I am talking about. This evil thread necromancer, corestwo, must be dealt with.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1584151#post1584151
I have struck the first blow.
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/corestwo.jpg
To you, corestwo. I want to give you proof that I am totally serious. Look at how serious I am:
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment1.png http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment2.png http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment3.png http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment4.png
My henchmen and I will find out any and all markets that corestwo is dealing in and we will sabotage these markets. We will .01 isk ALL of his sell orders and buy orders. We will scam him out of a couple PLEXes here and there via the trade window. We will contract-scam him one of those nifty little 500k ISK for a PLEX things and he will fall for it.
We will put him to shame.
corestwo, we are watching you.
Also, all vendors are banned from selling corestwo any pineapple-related products, including Quafe. To those who do... you will be destroyed along with corestwo.
Pineapple out. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Price Check Aisle3
148
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Posted - 2012.07.05 20:59:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment4.png That's an authentic Privateer screenshot if I ever saw one. - Karl Hobb IATS |

Montezuma's Revenge
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.07.05 21:19:00 -
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I will do my part by making corestwo poop himself. |

CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
23
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Posted - 2012.07.05 21:40:00 -
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Roger! |

Kalel Nimrott
Wishful Desires Inc. Armada Assail
19
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Posted - 2012.07.05 21:56:00 -
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The Consortium backs Private Pineapple 100% in this endevour. Also, Sir, you video card sucks. |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
206
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Posted - 2012.07.05 22:00:00 -
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Kalel Nimrott wrote:The Consortium backs Private Pineapple 100% in this endevour. Also, Sir, you video card sucks.
Henchman, all of my graphic settings are on the highest possible. I have no idea why my clothes are blurry.
Doubt me again and you will be suspended from drinking any pineapple juice for a week. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
552
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Posted - 2012.07.05 22:08:00 -
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Allow me to present my official reply.
GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/) GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..,/-»../ GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./GǪ./ GǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ/-¦-»-»`-+-+ GǪGǪGǪ./GÇÖ/GǪ/GǪ./GǪGǪ./-¿-»\ GǪGǪ..(GÇÿ(GǪ-¦GǪ-¦GǪ. -»~/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ) GǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..GÇÖGǪ../ GǪGǪGǪ.GÇ¥GǪ\GǪGǪGǪ. _.-+-¦ GǪGǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪ..( GǪGǪGǪGǪ..\GǪGǪGǪGǪ.\GǪ
ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway. . |

Betrinna Cantis
20
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:01:00 -
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corestwo wrote:Allow me to present my official reply.
GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/) GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..,/-»../ GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./GǪ./ GǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ/-¦-»-»`-+-+ GǪGǪGǪ./GÇÖ/GǪ/GǪ./GǪGǪ./-¿-»\ GǪGǪ..(GÇÿ(GǪ-¦GǪ-¦GǪ. -»~/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ) GǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..GÇÖGǪ../ GǪGǪGǪ.GÇ¥GǪ\GǪGǪGǪ. _.-+-¦ GǪGǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪ..( GǪGǪGǪGǪ..\GǪGǪGǪGǪ.\GǪ
ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway. Made me LOL and brought tears to my eyes. Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent. You may have mistaken me for someone who cares..... |

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
302
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:04:00 -
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Betrinna Cantis wrote:corestwo wrote:Allow me to present my official reply.
GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/) GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..,/-»../ GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./GǪ./ GǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ/-¦-»-»`-+-+ GǪGǪGǪ./GÇÖ/GǪ/GǪ./GǪGǪ./-¿-»\ GǪGǪ..(GÇÿ(GǪ-¦GǪ-¦GǪ. -»~/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ) GǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..GÇÖGǪ../ GǪGǪGǪ.GÇ¥GǪ\GǪGǪGǪ. _.-+-¦ GǪGǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪ..( GǪGǪGǪGǪ..\GǪGǪGǪGǪ.\GǪ
ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway. Made me LOL and brought tears to my eyes.  A Colonic is no bad thing btw, last time i was irrigated the chick said she saw a mushroom float down the pipe and i had not consumed one in at least 6 weeks so better out than in. Black Man with Goggles |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
207
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:15:00 -
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corestwo wrote:Allow me to present my official reply.
GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/) GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..,/-»../ GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ./GǪ./ GǪGǪGǪGǪ./-¦-»/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ/-¦-»-»`-+-+ GǪGǪGǪ./GÇÖ/GǪ/GǪ./GǪGǪ./-¿-»\ GǪGǪ..(GÇÿ(GǪ-¦GǪ-¦GǪ. -»~/GÇÖGǪGÇÖ) GǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ..GÇÖGǪ../ GǪGǪGǪ.GÇ¥GǪ\GǪGǪGǪ. _.-+-¦ GǪGǪGǪGǪ\GǪGǪGǪGǪ..( GǪGǪGǪGǪ..\GǪGǪGǪGǪ.\GǪ
ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway.
I accept your surrender.
Henchmen, this is a historic day. We have beat this terrible evil - corestwo. With every victory, I draw ever nearer to the throne of EVE Online.
Allow us to hold hands and rejoice!
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya Oh Lord, kumbaya I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Kalel Nimrott
Wishful Desires Inc. Armada Assail
19
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:17:00 -
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I do not see the purporse or the advantage in insults, the outcome will be the same. |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
208
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:16:00 -
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Kalel Nimrott wrote:I do not see the purporse or the advantage in insults, the outcome will be the same.
Agreed. I will eventually get to my righteous throne of EVE Online, no matter what insults may be tossed my way. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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StonerPhReaK
Galactic Supernova Federation POD-SQUAD
66
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:12:00 -
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I have just re-routed all my medicinal thc-less ********* in his direction. His customers will be clear eyed and full of rage at his products lack of punch. This is just the beginning whatever pineapple said you name was.
Just.
The.
Beginning.
! one won Please do not point out alt-posting, CCP considers that trolling and will take action. |

Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
74
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:14:00 -
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This is eve... I thought they condoned necromancy... or was that necrophilia? Either way... what game promotes serial killers and gives us our victims corpses as trophies? In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
256
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Posted - 2012.08.03 16:15:00 -
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I just want to reiterate that I won this Great Conflict. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
112
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Posted - 2012.08.03 16:24:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:I just want to reiterate that I won this Great Conflict.
Ha! He's back! And in winning fashion. Fantastic. |

smokess
Selective Hearing Nearly Feared
27
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Posted - 2012.08.17 07:55:00 -
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I'm going to stab him in the podarse |

Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
2671
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Posted - 2012.08.20 14:21:00 -
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Thread closed because of uninformative. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |

Cyprus Black
Perkone Caldari State
335
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Posted - 2012.08.20 14:26:00 -
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I read this thread and was immediately reminded of the movie Waterboy.
Gaiiiiiiitorrrrrraiiiiiiiiiid
Pineapple juice sucks! Hijinks of a highsec pirate http://cyprusblack.blogspot.com/ |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
292
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Posted - 2012.08.20 14:35:00 -
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Cyprus Black wrote:I read this thread and was immediately reminded of the movie Waterboy.
Gaiiiiiiitorrrrrraiiiiiiiiiid
Pineapple juice sucks!
You suck! I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
325
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Posted - 2012.08.20 14:38:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:Pineapple out. with that name, how come you are not in GROON? I'm a NPC corp alt, any argument I make is invalid. |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
292
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Posted - 2012.08.20 16:19:00 -
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Vera Algaert wrote:Private Pineapple wrote:Pineapple out. with that name, how come you are not in GROON?
Never applied I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Soldarius
TreadStone Standard Tribal Band
277
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Posted - 2012.08.21 07:54:00 -
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/facepalm "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
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