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Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
1734
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:14:00 -
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I'll start.
Event 1) 300 meter freestyle shitpost
Event 2) Bathing suit contest
"You were the chosen one Anakin, you were supposed to bring order to the galaxy, not destroy it!" -Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi
-á |
T' Elk
Happy Little Spaceships
486
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:18:00 -
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Shitputting. Kinda like shotput.
~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~
// Inferno Came. It was meh. //
The Beard is Back, Ladies and Gents! |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:20:00 -
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I would propably try
1. Railgun sniping- shooting event.
2. Gallente ships try to avoid shark attacks.
3. Longest free standing micro jump
I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Soundwave Plays Diablo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:22:00 -
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I would host special Olympics just for the goons.
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Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
1734
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:24:00 -
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Soundwave Plays Diablo wrote:I would host special Olympics just for the goons.
I recommend the one where you climb down off your cross, take the wood, build a bridge and get over it
"You were the chosen one Anakin, you were supposed to bring order to the galaxy, not destroy it!" -Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi
-á |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:28:00 -
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I will donate warmed up ice cream, to that special olympics. Dont want alot of Goons and people getting brain freeze.
I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Abel Merkabah
TIMELINE Industries
38
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:28:00 -
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Figure skating? Love that ship spin...
"To destroy is always the first step in any creation." - E. E. Cummings |
Grandpa Bill
Twin Lakes Retirement Home
276
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:29:00 -
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Story tellin
Enter in -áGrandpa Bill's Offical Raffle/
-áhttp://everaffle.blogspot.com/ |
Jett0
Surface Warfare
The 99 Percent
164
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:36:00 -
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Can flipping?
Occasionally plays sober |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1764
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:38:00 -
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Endurance Trolling
TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Soundwave Plays Diablo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:43:00 -
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Morganta wrote:Soundwave Plays Diablo wrote:I would host special Olympics just for the goons.
I recommend the one where you climb down off your cross, take the wood, build a bridge and get over it
You are mistaking "martyr" for "high horse".
The goons would call you a filthy pubbie for making that mistake.
But don't worry, one mistake does not qualify you for the special Olympics. |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
332
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:47:00 -
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Supercap "bowling"
EVE's 4th of July Fireworks |
Antisocial Malkavian
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
190
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:47:00 -
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Special
http://gizmodo.com/5913381/season-your-food-with-salt-from-real-human-tears
you will be harvested |
Price Check Aisle3
148
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:49:00 -
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1) Probing for lewt (all applicable events).
2) Exploding.
- Karl Hobb IATS |
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
New Eden Research.
277
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:50:00 -
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Blapping
Not everyone thinks the same way you do. This doesn't automatically make them wrong. |
Jax Bederen
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
78
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Posted - 2012.07.06 04:51:00 -
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Skills Marathon |
Cutter Isaacson
Peace N Quiet
771
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:12:00 -
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1: Endurance AFK mission running
2: Endurance AFK cloaking
3: Endurance sleeping
I could get Gold in all of these events. AFK of course.
Numbers of terminally stupid people seem to be on the increase, I suggest we have a real life Stupidageddon to rectify this issue. |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:29:00 -
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Tuggin my club of coarse. |
Soundwave Plays Diablo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:35:00 -
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100 meter shitpoast. |
Karadion Kohlar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
124
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:42:00 -
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Scamming |
Josef Djugashvilis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
343
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:49:00 -
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Running away
You want fries with that? |
Luis Graca
123
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:49:00 -
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Eating popcorn while watching shitting post, trolls and related issues |
Degren
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1442
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:51:00 -
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Hockey.
No joke here, assholes. I'm bitchin at hockey.
You don't know.|||You REALLY don't know.|||See you drivin round town |
Tug McLub
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2012.07.06 05:56:00 -
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Degren wrote:Hockey.
No joke here, assholes. I'm bitchin at hockey.
you're also bitchin at slobbin nobs, that doesn't make it an Olympic sport....
:p
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MinefieldS
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2012.07.06 06:09:00 -
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Synchronized warping
POdLO aka poDlo in asteroid belts using a fresh miner pod - teams have to bump a scrammed pod towards the opponents' disposable smartbombing vessel.
Rackets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackets_at_the_1908_Summer_Olympics) - top 3 ppl who get the most isk by scamming over a period of time get the medal.
Judo - top 3 ppl who get the most isk by engaging in Faction Warfare get the medals... oh wait.
Space weightlifting - put cargo containers into cargo containers into cargo containers...etc to fit the contents of Jita 4-4 into 1 container after it will be rammed by a Nyx and all the contents will appear in cans in space. Winners are chosen by the following formula: square root of (mass of their containers divided by isk value, multiplied by sin(volume%360) Logical OR capsuleer's ping) .
Space fencing - a fancy name for Broadsword 1v1 PvP.
Taekwondo - literally, a team of capsuleers... has to grab a heavy object from a dude that's on fire in Captain's Quarters while dodging thrown hammers.
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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
555
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Posted - 2012.07.06 06:41:00 -
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72 hr afk cloaking
I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
pussnheels
447
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Posted - 2012.07.06 06:49:00 -
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Freighter gate bumping. Points are given on the distance speed and style
Badger marathon. 400 jumps race for badgers mk I, last survivor wins
Speed jumping , most amounts of jumps made in 5 minutes wins
Figure spinnin Spin your ships with style points given on style , originality and complexity
Warp endurance how far can you warp with a unfitted bantam
I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Shang Fei
The Illuminatii
Mildly Intoxicated
23
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Posted - 2012.07.06 08:32:00 -
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10meter freestyle hotdrops onto poor neutral ratters? :) |
Nex apparatu5
Friendship is Podding
Test Alliance Please Ignore
300
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:04:00 -
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CFC/Honeybadgers are competing in the "**** on SoCo so hard they fall back to NPC space" event right now.
We're heavy favorites for the "Winning Eve" category, as we're pretty much unstoppable. |
Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
269
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:12:00 -
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Pole-troll
There should be a rather awesome pic here |
Nirnias Stirrum
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
214
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:13:00 -
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Killing miners..... oh wait we already have that \0/ |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
1123
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:17:00 -
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shiptoasting
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Implying Implications
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
127
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:18:00 -
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Clay Blackbird shooting.
püåpüÉpüàn+P |
Mark Androcius
95
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Posted - 2012.07.06 11:19:00 -
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I would compete in the Get your pod the F out FAST event, right after getting my ship shot by one of the lads sniping in the Bi-Athlon event ( which involves quick target scanning and sniping obviously ).
If a man speaks his mind in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? |
Phugoid
Black Horse Enterprises-International
The Unforgiven Alliance
28
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:16:00 -
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Most efficient and timely courier contract hauler 
Flugzeugf++hrer |
Gulboy
Severasse Mining
Severasse Militarized Mining Union
0
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:18:00 -
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Try to bump the covert ops ship (no locking to it). If the cov-ops warps to somewhere, he has to say the direction after starting warp. Exclude bookmarks and let the hunting begin. Can't change system.
Speed run from a side of the universe to the other. Gatecamping other competitors allowed. You can team up with other competitors for a cyno(possibly?) to share the reward. BUT, will that person honor his words?
Trying to bump a ship thats going in a straight line with your ship that'll go in a straight line. You can change your speed, but the other ship can change his/hers too.
A gatecamp that focuses on JUST bumping the competitors to keep them away from jumping. The use of warp distrutors and bookmarks are allowed. No cloaks though. Scores are taken from the ship used and the time the competitors used up to jump. |
Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
120
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:54:00 -
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Fapping....with an afterburner... |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force
Fatal Ascension
789
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:00:00 -
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Longest time sitting on a titan with DBRB on comms. Last one to ragedock wins.
Why did you take my wings away? |
Dark EvE1
renditions of madness
B A C K B 0 N E
51
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:36:00 -
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mining...
Gaming site for the lastest reviews and news-áhttp://www.gamers-relic.co.uk/
Gaming magazine:-áhttp://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/364936 |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
160
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Posted - 2012.07.06 14:10:00 -
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The 100 AU gate camp Hurdles.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
48
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Posted - 2012.07.06 14:54:00 -
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(Karn Dulake Standin)
Highbrow trolling |
Richard Desturned
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1248
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Posted - 2012.07.06 14:58:00 -
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Endurance flying with DBRB
a rogue goon |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
127
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Posted - 2012.07.06 15:04:00 -
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Morganta wrote:I'll start.
Event 1) 300 meter freestyle shitpost
Event 2) Bathing suit contest
Speed pee. How to run to the toilet, pee, and come back in mid fleet fight just in time to change primaries.
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Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
44
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Posted - 2012.07.06 15:28:00 -
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Easy.
I call it Punintential Master Baiting
It goes like this:
1) Bait a high sec mission runner into combat.
2) Set orbit, overheat mods.
3) Take hands off keyboard.
4) Put hands on joystick.
5) See if I can finish myself off before their ship pops.
I am very good at this game. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
409
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Posted - 2012.07.06 15:29:00 -
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Monkey Tennis
Flinging flaming pig **** missiles
Synchronized spam
Causing random confusion in local
Firing newbies from a cannon into low sec
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2012.07.06 16:20:00 -
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100 word or less troll+¬ post sprint |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
447
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Posted - 2012.07.06 16:24:00 -
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The best contest I can get right now is a 10 men active armor tank sniper Brutix VS 10 men passive shield sniper Canes.
That would be awesome ! 
brb |
Andoria Thara
Fallen Avatars
82
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Posted - 2012.07.06 16:28:00 -
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48 Hour Local Spamathon
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
224
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Posted - 2012.07.06 16:55:00 -
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Chewing gum.
Bring your possibles. |
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
61
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Posted - 2012.07.06 17:11:00 -
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Most profit on a trade route longer that 10 jumps |
Eternus8lux8lucis
New Eden Regimental Marines
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
107
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Posted - 2012.07.07 09:16:00 -
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110m Corpse hurdles.
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
6
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Posted - 2012.07.08 14:59:00 -
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I could tank forever.
Yes, I fly a T2/deadspace domi. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
8423
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Posted - 2012.07.08 15:01:00 -
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Counter-troll marathon.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
CONCORD spawns: quick enough to save you?
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Unimaginative Guy
Daralux
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
21
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Posted - 2012.07.08 15:17:00 -
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Seeing how quick sieged moros can blap 10 drakes. |
Antaria Wildsun
Darkstar Galactic
3
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Posted - 2012.07.08 15:51:00 -
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Long distance forum whining |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1613
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Posted - 2012.07.08 17:37:00 -
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I believe there's a "special" missing in the title ...
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Herr Hammer Draken
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
42
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:22:00 -
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I would win gold with the most frozen corpses. My own of course :) |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
296
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:13:00 -
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Door opening.
Post with your monkey. |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises
Purpose Built
992
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:14:00 -
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Vulturing.
That is, swooping in to get loot (and salvage if I can) before anyone else. I love undocks.  |
Linna Excel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
62
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:23:00 -
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1. Redhead avatars
2. Umm...
3. Random comments in chat?
4. Boob watching!
5. Killing serpentis NPCs (they are the group closest to -10 for me)
Seriously Sony?-á How can you do such an epic fail on Spiderman?-á You can't even get the key line right!-á ***facepalm***
[url]http://thusspokethwinterclaw.blogspot.com/[/url]-á (feedback welcome) |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
297
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:31:00 -
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Sniping
Post with your monkey. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
415
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:43:00 -
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My Little Pony catapult
Hello Kitty On A Stick
Barney the Dinosaur Destruction Derby
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Xion Martinus
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:44:00 -
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Fastest ship splode
Epeen:-á Behavior quite commonly found on online discussion boards or similar, where some loser tries to establish his superiority - and thus the merit of his or her opinion - by stating how skilled and awesome he or she is, rather than forming a sound argument.Generally also used to condescendingly refer to someones ego. |
Cpt Roghie
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
30
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Posted - 2012.07.09 04:01:00 -
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Staying docked up the most during a war.
Ohwait, SoCo already won that.
Zzzzzzzz.
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Arkturus McFadden
Sonoran Shadow
Black Mesa Complex
88
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Posted - 2012.07.09 04:10:00 -
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Veldspar Harvesting Marathon |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
483
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Posted - 2012.07.09 04:16:00 -
[66] - Quote
Belching contest.
In irae, veritas. |
Phill Esteen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
67
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Posted - 2012.07.09 04:22:00 -
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the dock and log biathlon
GÇô postum faex est GÇô-á
never forget
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