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Qnut Caldari AUS Corporation United Front Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.17 12:37:00 - [1] I see you have been very busy working on tyrannis, all these new gameplay bells & whistles. I also see you have been busy collecting subscriptions too, as you do. Does this mean I can interact with planets whilst I wait for my unresponsive ship to re-sync with server during large fleet fights? If so, Thank you CCP. I always wanted to make isk for new skips whilst waiting for grids / server syncs to complete. Regards, Typical NC carebear cant pilotomfgcarebearsdafgsdgsgdgsdfgdasasdadsr
Marlona Sky Caldari D00M. RED.OverLord	Posted - 2010.04.17 12:44:00 - [2] The grid loaded fine for me.
Hack Harrison Caldari The Red Dragoons Dragoon Federation	Posted - 2010.04.17 12:45:00 - [3] Second - In before lock
Neli I Caldari Bulgarian Experienced Crackers Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2010.04.17 13:09:00 - [4] Such a sad story. I did not know that these people have skills in combat ships. They usually fight with mining barges!!! Welcome to North
John Caffeine Gallente Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists	Posted - 2010.04.17 13:13:00 - [5] Well, if ccp can't fix the lag, the least they can do is give us something to do while waiting for grid loads.
Marlona Sky Caldari D00M. RED.OverLord	Posted - 2010.04.17 13:33:00 - [6] Edited by: Marlona Sky on 17/04/2010 13:33:29 Originally by: CCP Tyrannis harnesses the visual cue capability of AlienFX-compatible DELL machines and keyboards. The multi-colored perimeter lighting will now pulse and change when triggered by critical game events including: - Low capacitor - Warp scrambling - Autopilot waypoints and destination - Cargo full - Cap recharge levels when in jump-capable ships - When lag occurs, will blink rapidly in a rainbow light show, and stop when the lag is over I feel sorry for you guys with wireless keyboards. Better make sure you have plenty of batteries.
Verys Caldari Burning Technologies Cult of War	Posted - 2010.04.17 13:56:00 - [7] Stop being a tool and actually read the forums and the new features pages more properly. Features Page You'll see that in the right hand side CCP are working on it. Also if you've read any posts by CCP regarding the whole lag issue one of the factors is that the overview refreshes too often. Also this topic has no place in CAOD and you can expect it to be closed. Add drone repair bays to carriers
RLCHANCE Amarr Nova Productions War and Pestilence	Posted - 2010.04.17 14:14:00 - [8] so what it happens to use all at times deal with it m8 or get out of 0.0 aftion simpelz
Spurty Caldari D00M. RED.OverLord	Posted - 2010.04.17 14:24:00 - [9] Originally by: Qnut If so, Thank you CCP. I always wanted to make isk for new skips whilst waiting I too am a fan of Originally by: Hurley I WAS NOT QUITTING SoT AND WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT JOINING IT. PL/SoT MADE A MISTAKE AND ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT OR FIX IT.

CCP Zymurgist Gallente C C P	Posted - 2010.04.17 14:49:00 - [10] Moved to General Discussion. Zymurgist Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us


Ban Doga	Posted - 2010.04.17 15:15:00 - [11] Originally by: Verys You'll see that in the right hand side CCP are working on it. Yes that's really great. But we don't want them to work long and hard on this. What we really want is a solution.
Nostradamous	Posted - 2010.04.17 16:35:00 - [12] Originally by: Ban Doga Yes that's really great. But we don't want them to work long and hard on this. What we really want is a solution. ummm?
Ai Mei	Posted - 2010.04.17 16:48:00 - [13] Isn't ccp tannis doing some sort of lag test today? maybe you should go participate and get friends to go with you and help test out the lag. Granted it is pi lag, but still they are going for 500+ people in 1 system at 1 planet.
Ban Doga	Posted - 2010.04.17 17:25:00 - [14] Originally by: Nostradamous Originally by: Ban Doga Yes that's really great. But we don't want them to work long and hard on this. What we really want is a solution. ummm? Imagine two different completely hypothetical situation: 1: CCP makes everyone work 80 hours per week and after 12 weeks all current issues around grid loading and large fleets are resolved. 2. CCP applies some crazy technique that allows everyone to work 10% less hours, work when they want, where they want, people may show up without pants and can order as many pizza and coke as they like and after 6 weeks all current issues around grid loading and large fleets are resolved. I would prefer the 2nd because that provides a solution faster. I would not care that they did not work more and harder. My point is: the work itself changes nothing for the situation, only the solution does. That does not mean the work is not appreciated, it only means that the outcome is more important.
Pater Peccavi Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2010.04.17 19:17:00 - [15] Originally by: Ban Doga Originally by: Nostradamous Originally by: Ban Doga Yes that's really great. But we don't want them to work long and hard on this. What we really want is a solution. ummm? Imagine two different completely hypothetical situation: 1: CCP makes everyone work 80 hours per week and after 12 weeks all current issues around grid loading and large fleets are resolved. 2. CCP applies some crazy technique that allows everyone to work 10% less hours, work when they want, where they want, people may show up without pants and can order as many pizza and coke as they like and after 6 weeks all current issues around grid loading and large fleets are resolved. I would prefer the 2nd because that provides a solution faster. I would not care that they did not work more and harder. My point is: the work itself changes nothing for the situation, only the solution does. That does not mean the work is not appreciated, it only means that the outcome is more important. o_O "Guys, it's so simple! All this time, we thought we needed to work on the problem! Really, we don't, all we need to do is implement the solution!!!" I feel like this is straight out of a Dilbert comic. _________ Originally by: CCP Zymurgist You have always had permission to kill anyone in game you see fit to lose a ship! My name is Pater!
Ban Doga	Posted - 2010.04.17 19:53:00 - [16] Originally by: Pater Peccavi o_O "Guys, it's so simple! All this time, we thought we needed to work on the problem! Really, we don't, all we need to do is implement the solution!!!" I feel like this is straight out of a Dilbert comic. You are of course welcome to skip reading all the parts you don't feel comfortable with. However I was talking about working less not stopping to work. I know it's not Dilbert but maybe you like to read those as well... http://www.ergoweb.com/news/detail.cfm?id=629 http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2009/04/internet-leisure-time-at-work-more.html http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203803904574429151858232582.html?mod=rss_careers
Garreth Vlox	Posted - 2010.04.17 19:55:00 - [17] Originally by: Ai Mei Isn't ccp tannis doing some sort of lag test today? maybe you should go participate and get friends to go with you and help test out the lag. Granted it is pi lag, but still they are going for 500+ people in 1 system at 1 planet. who else finds it funny that ccp is trying to do lag tests on the server during a weekend while there is a war involving the whole 0.0 map? Why not just put a few GM's in the north, its only a matter of time before a lag fight insues and then they can watch it first hand instead of spending weeks trying to copy it on a server that no one is going to log into while their alliance is involved in a sov war
Spike Spiegle Thundercats RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.17 20:40:00 - [18] I approve of this thread!
Th0rG0d Pilots From Honour	Posted - 2010.04.17 20:57:00 - [19] Originally by: Garreth Vlox Originally by: Ai Mei Isn't ccp tannis doing some sort of lag test today? maybe you should go participate and get friends to go with you and help test out the lag. Granted it is pi lag, but still they are going for 500+ people in 1 system at 1 planet. who else finds it funny that ccp is trying to do lag tests on the server during a weekend while there is a war involving the whole 0.0 map? Why not just put a few GM's in the north, its only a matter of time before a lag fight insues and then they can watch it first hand instead of spending weeks trying to copy it on a server that no one is going to log into while their alliance is involved in a sov war Think maybe it's because they think they already found the problem, but want people to test their solution, which they've already written into the code on Sisi, before it goes live on TQ? Adrift in New Eden
Ai Mei	Posted - 2010.04.17 21:21:00 - [20] Originally by: Garreth Vlox Originally by: Ai Mei Isn't ccp tannis doing some sort of lag test today? maybe you should go participate and get friends to go with you and help test out the lag. Granted it is pi lag, but still they are going for 500+ people in 1 system at 1 planet. who else finds it funny that ccp is trying to do lag tests on the server during a weekend while there is a war involving the whole 0.0 map? Why not just put a few GM's in the north, its only a matter of time before a lag fight insues and then they can watch it first hand instead of spending weeks trying to copy it on a server that no one is going to log into while their alliance is involved in a sov war Boy you dont read ccp posts much do you, when a big fleet fight is scheduled or is mentioned via the 24 thing. ccp sends their cloaky gm's and what devs they can to sit cloaked in the system and take statistics and record logs in attempt to find the problem. Now if you took the time to read posts by ccp tanis, you would see they have found different parts of the problem and are trying to run code on sisi to try it to make sure it works. Finally, 1 hour out of your time is not that long, and its done on the weekends because thats when the player base is the highest.

Guillaume LeConquerant Amarr Kernel of War Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2010.04.17 23:15:00 - [21] There has been several CCP dev sightings in the North in the past few days. They tend to get flamed rather fast though ;)
Hecatonis	Posted - 2010.04.18 03:02:00 - [22] Edited by: Hecatonis on 18/04/2010 03:03:47 threads like this are fun. please answer the following true/false questions 1) fixing lag is really easy, they are just not doing it 2) CCP likes to **** off their player base that gives them money 3) running tests with bots will produce the same results as running it with people 4) you should always upload code on live servers without testing it first because it always works under full stress. 5) i know how to fix the lag because i can program the largest (cite needed) single shard universe mmorpg ever made 6) CCP has a "fix lag" button just just cant find it. 7) CCP should put everyone including the artist, writers, customer support, and janitorial staff to work on fixing lag, because even they know how to fix it. if you answered true to any of these you should be banned for complete stupidity, or send me all your money so i can double it for you.... lets make more of these lag threads, they are so useful edited for missing letter :P
ollopa amnihs Shut Up and P1ay	Posted - 2010.04.18 03:40:00 - [23] Originally by: Ai Mei Originally by: Garreth Vlox Originally by: Ai Mei Isn't ccp tannis doing some sort of lag test today? maybe you should go participate and get friends to go with you and help test out the lag. Granted it is pi lag, but still they are going for 500+ people in 1 system at 1 planet. who else finds it funny that ccp is trying to do lag tests on the server during a weekend while there is a war involving the whole 0.0 map? Why not just put a few GM's in the north, its only a matter of time before a lag fight insues and then they can watch it first hand instead of spending weeks trying to copy it on a server that no one is going to log into while their alliance is involved in a sov war Boy you dont read ccp posts much do you, when a big fleet fight is scheduled or is mentioned via the 24 thing. ccp sends their cloaky gm's and what devs they can to sit cloaked in the system and take statistics and record logs in attempt to find the problem. Now if you took the time to read posts by ccp tanis, you would see they have found different parts of the problem and are trying to run code on sisi to try it to make sure it works. Finally, 1 hour out of your time is not that long, and its done on the weekends because thats when the player base is the highest. Yeah, I was going to go volunteer for the game I pay to play, but sadly, my volunteering time was taken up in icelandic volcano relief efforts.
Gloomy Gus Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2010.04.18 10:45:00 - [24] Edited by: Gloomy Gus on 18/04/2010 10:45:05 Hey sorry I've been gone for a couple years just got back thanks. Glad to see that CCP has fixed the lag problem in the years since I was gone, I'd heard a rumor that lag was a thing of the past but I'm glad to see it's been confirmed. Originally by: JakeNoble well id just like to say kilz is an epic ***got
voigtkampff Amarr	Posted - 2010.04.18 11:46:00 - [25] Originally by: Hecatonis Edited by: Hecatonis on 18/04/2010 03:03:47 threads like this are fun. please answer the following true/false questions 1) fixing lag is really easy, they are just not doing it 2) CCP likes to **** off their player base that gives them money 3) running tests with bots will produce the same results as running it with people 4) you should always upload code on live servers without testing it first because it always works under full stress. 5) i know how to fix the lag because i can program the largest (cite needed) single shard universe mmorpg ever made 6) CCP has a "fix lag" button just just cant find it. 7) CCP should put everyone including the artist, writers, customer support, and janitorial staff to work on fixing lag, because even they know how to fix it. if you answered true to any of these you should be banned for complete stupidity, or send me all your money so i can double it for you.... lets make more of these lag threads, they are so useful edited for missing letter :P I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


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