Why is it insignificant people in insignificant corporations band together, not bothering to be in a single alliance because each one needs their individual microdick sucked and don't want to do the sucking themselves, and go after someone who is slightly more competent than them? I'm not a fan of Tora--far from it, actually. But seriously, this is all because:

1.) Kai86 has a hard-on for Tora Bushido and The Marmite Collective, because they were something he wasn't: successful and liked;

2.) VegasMirage thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. But in the words of my grandfather, a Marine Corps infantry officer: "Those who can, do; those who can't, talk.", and;

3.) DAFUQ ZEUS?!?!?!

We get it, Vegas: you need attention. You crave it. Just like Kai does. We understand your need to validate yourselves constantly because if you don't, you start to feel real lonely in that one-bedroom apartment, and your cat just doesn't do the trick anymore.

And Kai, you and Jason Hardwick/Domineren can just stop. Seriously, there is nothing worse than not being able to bring longstanding members back into your corporation and acting like you still matter. Helmet Chick was right: mentalcase.

EDIT:

Don't like my post, Tora. It's not defending you: I still think you're an idiot of the highest grade ever since that HoleySheet debacle.

Also, HI CULO DURO AND PEOPLES! :D

negative sir, rebirth never "slapped marmite on the back"

Obvious dead weight? iv left for one day shadow and you stick the knife in. cheers mate nice one
I didn't leave because of Vegas if you cared to log on you would know why I left.

Stuff and insignificant microe-peen waving

Gnshadowninja has always been a whiny little thing, don't let it get to you Fybs.

That is top coming from the Queen of Eve :)

drivel... more drivel... I'm an alt... too scared to post with my main on a forum...

Vegas is just a jilted Tora lover. Used to be president of the Marmite fan club - now he rages all day after being booted.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

Obvious dead weight? iv left for one day shadow and you stick the knife in. cheers mate nice one
I didn't leave because of Vegas if you cared to log on you would know why I left.

Can't we all just fight?

Let's face it, Shadow has a point - you were dead weight.

What with you forming up fleets for 7pm and arriving at 8pm demanding to know where everyone was, before flouncing off again.

You were everything that is so very wrong with Marmite. It's because of your usual lateness on Friday night that we had an awoxing in corp. For that alone, I'm glad you're gone.

Let us hope that someone else will step up to the plate as 'Alliance FC' and let's hope that this time it's someone that knows what they are doing.

I do wish you well in your venture though (only because it will be rubbish if you came back).

let's all put cloaks on our ships... wait no, even better... let's just all dock up make forum alts and post pointless catty comments at each other

this thread delivers, keep the hate train rolling

EVERYONE IS AN ALT OF MARMITE COLLECTIVE IF YOU SPEAK ILL OF VEGASMIRAGE OR HIS AWESOME "SKILLS".

The only "mirage" is the one you constantly live in.

+1 saved tears for later would read again I lol'd

Did you roll a +1 on your armor of retardation, dungeon master Mirage?

D.

Did you roll a +1 on your armor of retardation, dungeon master Mirage?

D.

Figured you'd forget all you raged in local the other day, we had a blast mind you but in the end (when you just started frotting at your mouth and typing jibberish I had to put you down - Block you -)

don't know if this can be called a chatlog, since it's a bit like a monologue, we'll let the judges decide:

[ 2013.08.10 17:06:54 ] VegasMirage > see that mentality is ********
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:03 ] VegasMirage > you have no criteria for success
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:09 ] kypp durron > MOAR kiddo
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:20 ] VegasMirage > and you see eveyrbody else beneath you when you have absolutley no idea wtf you are doing in this game
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:27 ] VegasMirage > you want more
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:28 ] VegasMirage > 1 sec
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:07:54 ] VegasMirage > somebody just emailed me from local and said you're a waste of time
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:08 ] kypp durron > haha one of your alts?
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:20 ] VegasMirage > you're jealous
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:26 ] VegasMirage > I have alts i can afford them
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:27 ] VegasMirage > you cannot
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:33 ] VegasMirage > this is not my problem Kypp
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:38 ] VegasMirage > get a job maybe?
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:53 ] Danalee > Play EVE 24/7 <> job :)
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:08:56 ] VegasMirage > stop having Tora pay you
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:01 ] VegasMirage > Danalee the drunkard
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:04 ] Danalee > o/
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:06 ] VegasMirage > great now its comlpete
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:08 ] kypp durron > no you need to get a job get of state benifits.. when i say a job i mean a REAL one not a made up one
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:21 ] VegasMirage > the guy hasn't seen a sober day in the past year
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:25 ] VegasMirage > losers.
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:34 ] Danalee > You know so much about me, I'm flabergasted
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:09:53 ] Danalee > And yet you soooooo much want to be with us
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:10:34 ] VegasMirage > pfft Fybs left
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:10:43 ] VegasMirage > hehe where you been
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:10:51 ] VegasMirage > Kill: high hitter (Kronos) while you were sleeping Danalee
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:11:03 ] VegasMirage > but nothing i say will break that armor of retardation
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:11:18 ] Danalee > oh man, how you burn me
n++[ 2013.08.10 17:11:36 ] Danalee > Armor of retardation... amazing

D.

Yeah, because EVE is only about PVP i'll guess, right?

We can do 1000 other things in EVE that doesn't involve killing stuffs.

But still, if you looks at my kills, it's actually good damn stats to be only 630 kills. Look at my Kill eff and isk destroyed. You can look at my stats here: http://zkillboard.com/character/1896934808/

I'm soon hitting 350 bill isk done in damage on just 630 kills.

Kai Says Hello
From: VegasMirage
To: Anya Klibor

People talking about how your a new Tora fanboi and this was the reply:

Kai86 > he sucks the biggest **** he thinks he can find

Is this true?

VegasMirage and Kai86...always validating themselves to me.

I love it.

hey I wonder what the entry requirement for Marmite is now:

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=1394329

You weren't crying about the entry requirements when you were let into Marmite Vegas....

Spends all day talking smack from alts in game. ***** up local. Comes on the forum to forum warrior and accuses others' alts of having no ehonor. Seems legit.

Vegas you deliver in this thread. Keep it coming cupcake.

another +1

entertain me more, dance for it pleases me

I gave you a biscuit "like", so try a little harder next time

But i thought was Important now. :<