hey vegas...

on a scale from 1 to bro, how bad do you want to come at me?

I'm derping thru a forum thread... tttttrying real hard

A+ for bring Concise
F for Relevance

Hey, your main is better at this than you.

Who's running and docking? I get better and more fun fights out of eve uni & rvb than most of you so called 'highsec elite merc' groups

Damnit Holey! We had bets in on how long before you crawled back to Tora begging to get back into Marmite.

Most said less than 2 weeks, I thought you'd hold out and wait a bit.


PS:

for my special furry - I made an edit.

marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?

marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?

I can hear the hotpocket being chewed with an open mouth from here...

some people take this game waaayy too seriously

Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11

considering your the main one mostly keeping this thread alive I think you might also have a little fanboi in you aswell hmm?

"I didn't need that ship anyways"

"Those implants were a gift, so w/ever."

"I have 2 more Legions in station right now. Come at me bro!"

and finally I've heard it all in your statement... "I didn't need that game anyways!"



We need new targets. Will you help me find some?

"I didn't need that ship anyways"

"Those implants were a gift, so w/ever."

"I have 2 more Legions in station right now. Come at me bro!"

and finally I've heard it all in your statement... "I didn't need that game anyways!"



We need new targets. Will you help me find some?

for the TL;DR http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The Plot Unfolds

So today, I was picking up some assorted hardware from Amarr for a human deboning I had planned in Uedama. On my way out I decided to visit the old rascal 'TellMeWhen Yvormes' in his home system Tash-Murkon Prime. This is the guy who made the trippple sebo'd proteus famous last month http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18838504

Once I dropped on him and forced him to dock up, the local smack started. "Why you bring a falcon? Why you bring reps? OMG you need a fleet of Vindis to kill me..."

All I was trying to do was say "Hi" and reintroduce him to his station environment.

"We're not mad, you're mad!" and "You have to rely on logi spam and faction ships!" Then he starts talking about how I don't have any friends, or a life and I live in my mom's basement (telling me stuff I already knew about myself).

So, as you do I linked the war report asked him to try and keep it in game, if possible. Maybe link some of his own in game content, but it's Marmite... they have none. He links all the tired gifs and memes Tora and Kypp provided them all.

He rage logs off, so I think OP success and leave. A few hours later he logs back on and this happens to him. Over 1 billion isk in their logi killed.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298524 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298530 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298520 (exequror)

So, I convo'd him and linked the losses and as expected he starts to rage about how I'm raging and I take the game too seriously and I play Eve all day and rage... http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The moral of the story, don't throw stones in a glass house. In the UMAD engagement Marmite used 3 falcons and a Scorpion plus outnumbered them by 3:1 and still lost everything and killed nothing.

Yet, they will still say you're a cheat or dishonorable pvp'er every time they lose. This is one of the sure signs of a loser.

It wasn't even my logi besides the exequor lol And me & dave had just fought devil's warrior alliance in a 7 vs. 2 and killed a tengu and got out... he lost his guardians so in retrospect it might not have been worth it but it was fun.

I don't claim to be a great pvp'er and I really don't care if anyone considers me one or not, I'm just having fun man... and I blocked you b/c you were really annoying... You cono'ed me multiple times a day and would just rant on and on about things that I don't care at all about. So I blocked you.

Also I don't "rage log",,, you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better though. :)

I'm done looking at this thread a lot of the stuff you said never happened or was totally wrong pertaining to our convo's and such... I think you're one of those crazy people that can convince themselves of things that are false to the point where they actually believe them, and there is no use in arguing with crazy people. So I won't..

o7

It wasn't even my logi besides the exequor lol And me & dave had just fought devil's warrior alliance in a 7 vs. 2 and killed a tengu and got out... he lost his guardians so in retrospect it might not have been worth it but it was fun.

I don't claim to be a great pvp'er and I really don't care if anyone considers me one or not, I'm just having fun man... and I blocked you b/c you were really annoying... You cono'ed me multiple times a day and would just rant on and on about things that I don't care at all about. So I blocked you.

Also I don't "rage log",,, you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better though. :)

I'm done looking at this thread a lot of the stuff you said never happened or was totally wrong pertaining to our convo's and such... I think you're one of those crazy people that can convince themselves of things that are false to the point where they actually believe them, and there is no use in arguing with crazy people. So I won't..

o7

So Vegas is now the plant whisperer, he cant 1 v 1 cause his plants need water, I feel sorry for his plants they dont have feet to walk away from his bs lol.