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Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:28:00 -
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I need to become more relevant in EVE Online. Being a Kingpin of the C&P forums and the true heir to the CSM throne is not enough for me. I need something crisp. Something fresh. Something... new.
Pitch me your ideas on how I could gain more relevance.
I was thinking about these options:
1) I could become a master PVPer and then biomass myself over some small mechanic that terribly upset me. This is what Infinity Ziona did.
2) I could forge a nullsec empire that conquers every single system.
3) I could start a bank, and then eventually run off with the ISK. Just like Haargoth.
4) I would write stories of my awesomeness in the middle of nowhere. Just like Vladimir Norkoff and his stories.
I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
24
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:29:00 -
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Chat show, you've certainly got the hair for it |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1868
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:31:00 -
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Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.
TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:32:00 -
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Can't tell you what to do but here is one thing to avoid:
Don't get a haircut out of a Harry Potter movie and start making videos with horrible curtains in the background. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1652
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:34:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.
The Curzon Dax strategy with Lady Gaga? I'll resub for that  |
Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:35:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.
This has potential. Bonus points of you use body paint and a wig to perfectly match your avatar's look.
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Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
Ushra'Khan
211
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:35:00 -
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Charles Baker wrote:Chat show, you've certainly got the hair for it
So like Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games? Neat. I could do that.
Akirei Scytale wrote:Put on a dress and dance for everyone on a livestream while singing Lady Gaga hits adapted to EVE online lyrically.
Interesting idea. Bizarre, but interesting.
Shameless Avenger wrote:Can't tell you what to do but here is one thing to avoid:
Don't get a haircut out of a Harry Potter movie and start making videos with horrible curtains in the background.
Are you talking about Xenuria? Well, I could do the same thing he is doing but with no curtains in the background! That'll surely put me on top.
I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Reicine Ceer
Rodents of Unusual Size
The Rat Race
38
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:36:00 -
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While a spraypainted Titan was what was always in my head for this, you're almost famous enough to pull off a "roving trade caravan" out in null. Just load up with what alliances might need, and blag your way past gatecamps with promises of excellent trade possibilities :)
Or start your own corp, where everyone must have the same hair as you?
Or suicide bomb the Jita offramp? ...thats more "notoriety" than fame though.... |
Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
24
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:39:00 -
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I retract my previous suggestion, and suggest that you become the new Glen Beck of EVE, get a chalkboard and record yourself constructing wild conspiracy theories, doublepoints if these theories relate to the imminent second coming of Molle, Mittens and Montolio adopting children together, or Obamacare. |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
Ushra'Khan
211
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:40:00 -
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How about this.
You know how Mintchip betrayed Garmon after acquiring something like 180b ISK?
I could make a bunch of videos and be annoying just like Mintchip. Then I would stumble across some random master PVPer who is also a female, and then she would fall in love with me. She would send me a lot of ISK one night. At that point I would betray her.
This sounds like an excellent plan.
I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:44:00 -
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I think I have a clip of Iris Chacon dancing around with some pineapples in the head. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
1584
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:46:00 -
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Join a loser online community like Something Awful and create your very own empire of nerd love. Don't forget to ban anyone that doesn't 'like' your every post and splash geek threads in your honor every chance they get.
I guarantee within a month people will be saying, "mitanni who?", as they stay awake all night glued to the forums so as not to miss any for your psalms of wisdom.
Mr Epeen
There is no excuse beyond fatalistic self-indulgence and sheer laziness for doing nothing --á Iain Banks |
The Protato
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
48
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:51:00 -
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Or you could try to take one step in the footsteps of the great and obscure ElQuirko. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
413
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:52:00 -
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Go out in style like Ginger Magician
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Private Pineapple
Rifterlings
Ushra'Khan
211
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:57:00 -
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This would take a while. I first need to train cap skills.
I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum.
I am the rightful heir to the CSM 8 throne.
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EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
52
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Posted - 2012.07.08 22:58:00 -
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You could mine in highsec, them people are the true risk VS reward players |
Julius Rigel
26
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Posted - 2012.07.08 23:24:00 -
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You could become a racing pilot. Bitches love racing pilots.
Then when you've won a few championships, you could end your career by exploding during a race and taking three other racers along with you to the grave clone bay!
Do YOU like to undock? |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
296
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:08:00 -
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I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it.
We could try iPrivate or iPineapple.
Post with your monkey. |
flummox
Militaris Industries
Cascade Imminent
17
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:22:00 -
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i suggest "go through puberty". ask around. it's fun... |
Herr Hammer Draken
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
42
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:05:00 -
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Private Pineapple wrote:I need to become more relevant in EVE Online. Being a Kingpin of the C&P forums and the true heir to the CSM throne is not enough for me. I need something crisp. Something fresh. Something... new.
Pitch me your ideas on how I could gain more relevance.
I was thinking about these options:
1) I could become a master PVPer and then biomass myself over some small mechanic that terribly upset me. This is what Infinity Ziona did.
2) I could forge a nullsec empire that conquers every single system.
3) I could start a bank, and then eventually run off with the ISK. Just like Haargoth.
4) I would write stories of my awesomeness in the middle of nowhere. Just like Vladimir Norkoff and his stories.
Just wear a hooded cloak that will make you all sorts of relevent :) |
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