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Ping Bong	Posted - 2010.04.24 05:39:00 - [1] So today is exam day around here, we are supposed to write a big text about some topic which is yet to be revealed. Anyway the thing is supposed to be 600+ words and we arent allowed to leave class until we either finish or 6 hours later or if we have a real good reason so, i need an excuse to run out half way through, get high and run back in. I just found out it starts in 1 hour 20 mins and i was trying to think up something good but i got stoned and i got nothing. I AM RELYING ON YOU OH GREAT INTERNET, plz help me in these desperate times.
Cornaris	Posted - 2010.04.24 06:09:00 - [2] Originally by: Ping Bong but i got stoned and i got nothing. this is why we cant have nice things.
Ninetails o'Cat League of Super Evil	Posted - 2010.04.24 15:02:00 - [3] Originally by: Ping Bong i need an excuse to run out half way through, get high and run back in. If that's your only concern with this exam, I think you have bigger problems... And only 600 words? Pah!
King Gore Imperial Shipment	Posted - 2010.04.24 15:18:00 - [4] Originally by: Ping Bong So today is exam day around here, we are supposed to write a big text about some topic which is yet to be revealed. Anyway the thing is supposed to be 600+ words and we arent allowed to leave class until we either finish or 6 hours later or if we have a real good reason so, i need an excuse to run out half way through, get high and run back in. I just found out it starts in 1 hour 20 mins and i was trying to think up something good but i got stoned and i got nothing. I AM RELYING ON YOU OH GREAT INTERNET, plz help me in these desperate times. Way to make us look bad man. - Kill the head, kill the body, and those around the room. When I float like a dead body and sting peroxide on wounds. I'm rollin a fatty like death is comin, believe it.
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.04.24 15:36:00 - [5] Originally by: Ping Bong plz help me in these desperate times. Man up and write the damn text. Or, alternatively, claim a medical issue that will prevent you from performing adequately... and plead the fifth in case they ask for more details (has the advantage of all being the truth). _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc. Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2010.04.24 16:35:00 - [6] If you can not think on your feet; you should not be smoking weed young pad-won Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2010.04.24 17:02:00 - [7] Edited by: Culmen on 24/04/2010 17:03:50 Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Ping Bong plz help me in these desperate times. Man up and write the damn text. Or, alternatively, claim a medical issue that will prevent you from performing adequately... and plead the fifth in case they ask for more details (has the advantage of all being the truth). If really pressed for what condition, say something disgusting/embarrassing. Like "Rectal Prolapse". It's sudden onset and doesn't always involve a doctor. Plus it's gross enough to cover the fact that you're lying, with just general disconfort talking about the situation. PS dont do an google image search for that one, you'll regret it. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Pr1ncess Alia Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2010.04.24 17:11:00 - [8] how about "i'm literally about to **** my pants, i'll be right back" then 40 minutes later... "i wasn't fast enough and needed to go change pants" "A game that is significantly nonlinear is sometimes described as being open-ended or a sandbox, and is characterized by there being no "right way" of playing the game."
Jake Silence	Posted - 2010.04.24 18:00:00 - [9] Bake brownies. Claim low blood sugar half way through.
Trader20	Posted - 2010.04.24 20:07:00 - [10] weed is for amateurs, move along people nothing to see here.......
So Sensational Tutorial and High Security Quality Assurance Team	Posted - 2010.04.24 20:07:00 - [11] Tell them you forgot to turn off your gas stove and that your house is actually sitting on top of the world's largest deposit of natural gas, which would cause a global catastrophe upon explosion.
Whitehound The Whitehound Corporation	Posted - 2010.04.24 21:53:00 - [12] Here is an idea: stay at home and get stoned all day long. The way I see it do you not need to take the test. Your future will hold a career for you, which does not requires you to write 600+ words or to sit 6 hours at a table. --
Zyck Dark-Rising IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.24 22:02:00 - [13] Only 600 words? You can write that in like an hour, easily.
Lt Forge Pilots From Honour Aeternus.	Posted - 2010.04.24 22:47:00 - [14] Originally by: Zyck Only 600 words? You can write that in like an hour, easily. Making things up takes longer though.
Sazkyen	Posted - 2010.04.25 01:25:00 - [15] The thread was outdated on the third post.
Tobias Xiaosen Total Xenophobia Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.04.25 01:27:00 - [16] Lt. Forge your sig is sooo gonna get nerfed ~ CURRENT INTERNETS = + 89258
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2010.04.25 01:42:00 - [17] Originally by: Sazkyen The thread was outdated on the third post. well really it was outdated soon after the first one.. the third post is some 11 hours late Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
Sazkyen	Posted - 2010.04.25 02:22:00 - [18] Originally by: Lance Fighter Originally by: Sazkyen The thread was outdated on the third post. well really it was outdated soon after the first one.. the third post is some 11 hours late All right. So explain to me how was I wrong. (I wasn't, but you had to add something. Right?)
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc. Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2010.04.25 16:22:00 - [19] Originally by: Sazkyen Originally by: Lance Fighter Originally by: Sazkyen The thread was outdated on the third post. well really it was outdated soon after the first one.. the third post is some 11 hours late All right. So explain to me how was I wrong. (I wasn't, but you had to add something. Right?) Although me post was officially late, it is still relevant Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2010.04.25 16:54:00 - [20] Originally by: Sazkyen Originally by: Lance Fighter Originally by: Sazkyen The thread was outdated on the third post. well really it was outdated soon after the first one.. the third post is some 11 hours late All right. So explain to me how was I wrong. (I wasn't, but you had to add something. Right?) by the time of the third post, it was already outdated. You said 'on', implying that the third post was an hour and a half past the OP Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
Jhagiti Tyran Invicta.	Posted - 2010.04.25 17:16:00 - [21] Why has noone posted this yet?

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