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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2010.04.24 20:21:00 -
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Alarming reports have surfaced, through talking with the denizens of Oursulaert that Quafe Unleashed, which has been under development for some time, contains psychoactive compounds!
These were apparently of interest to an unidentified mercenary corporation in their recruiting campaigns!
Questions have to be asked, given recent news about Quafe, as to what else may be going on in the dark corners of the soft drink giants laboratories.
Have the upper echelons of the Federal government agencies been swayed by psych-manipulation?
Is this a plot by a foreign power?
Does it affect the taste?
We asked a Quafe representative for a statement. They replied "Why not enjoy a cool, refreshing Quafe?".
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Eleutherian Guard
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Posted - 2010.04.24 20:50:00 -
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As sponsor of Quafe Navy Issue, I would just like to inform the capsuleer public that the contents of this limited edition drink does not contain anything of a psychoactive nature. In addition to the standard ingredients of the carbonated soda, Quafe Navy Issue includes glutamine, creatine monohydrate and beta-ecdysterone, all designed to give the drinker all they need to support muscle mass gain and increase in strength and power.
After all, if you want to look like a former Federal marine, then you gotta consume the proper nutrients too!
*Seriphyn gives an uneasy frown and a mutter, before he ends the post* |
Stitcher
Caldari
ForgeTech Industries
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Posted - 2010.04.24 21:26:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 24/04/2010 21:29:34
 Originally by: Seriphyn Inhonores
In addition to the standard ingredients of the carbonated soda, Quafe Navy Issue includes glutamine...
...sugar...
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...creatine monohydrate...
...carbonated water...
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...and beta-ecdysterone
...A so-called "ecosteroid" with anabolic properties if consumed at quantities greater than five milligrams per kilogram body mass.
Anabolic steroids have a proven correlation with elevated blood pressure, coronary artery disease, acne, premature baldness, liver damage, gynecomastia, infertility, psychosis, apoptis, mood disorder, aggression and hypomania, and depression, among many other adverse side-effects.
Hell of an endorsement deal you've landed, Inhonores.
Granted, you're quite right that there's nothing psychoactive in the product you're endorsing.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain. |
Jowen Datloran
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.04.26 08:36:00 -
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I knew that Quafe company was up to no good. Too much trickery and psychoactive drugs going around the Federation, I always say. I'll stick to Starsi for my softdrink needs.
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Mr. Science & Trade Institute - EVE Online Lorebook
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Neville Ducard
Interstellar Aid Society
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Posted - 2010.04.26 09:15:00 -
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Drugs aren't necessary to manipulate the average consumer's senses. The Quafe girls are quite sufficient, I'm sure.
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Jernau Gurgeh
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.04.26 10:30:00 -
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Quafe also contains oxygen dihydride. Scandalous!
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Syn Callibri
Swag Co.
Sandbox Bullies
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Posted - 2010.04.26 21:18:00 -
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Personally, I'll be sticking to "Firewater" for my recreational drinking activities...thank you very much.
"I have just as much authority as the empress, just not as many people that believe it." |
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