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Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:31:00 -
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A political action committee would be hard put to create as many petitions as there are in these forums. For every petition, there's a counter-petition, and for each of those there's a counter-counter-petition.
This is beginning to look like 'ships & modules' which is a nerfed ship or module revolving door mobius strip whiner's haven and tomb's personal lapdance club.
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So, to get rid of these petitions, I've taken the only option still left available. I'm petitioning to get rid of petitions and petitioners. Sign up now. The first 25 signers get a free Sharp Quadra air-purifier, and a remote doorlock for their battleship.
Here are the tenets of the petitioning ban:
1) No more petitions (after this one) on the forums.
2) Anyone trying to start a petition will be petitioned for harrassment using petitions.
3) Counter-petitioning this petition will result in a petition extravaganza you're never seen the likes of.
4) Anyone signing any petition will be banned.
5) Anyone not signing any petition will be banned.
6) Those who can't take a stance will be banned.
7) People who can't think of a petition are probably not real Eve players.
8) Anyone daring to moderate this petition will be put in petition-moderator's prison.
9) Any dev responding to this petition will be forced to actually fix a bug and then be locked out of the CCP office.
Sign now!
End the Petitioning.
Apople |
Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:31:00 -
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A political action committee would be hard put to create as many petitions as there are in these forums. For every petition, there's a counter-petition, and for each of those there's a counter-counter-petition.
This is beginning to look like 'ships & modules' which is a nerfed ship or module revolving door mobius strip whiner's haven and tomb's personal lapdance club.
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So, to get rid of these petitions, I've taken the only option still left available. I'm petitioning to get rid of petitions and petitioners. Sign up now. The first 25 signers get a free Sharp Quadra air-purifier, and a remote doorlock for their battleship.
Here are the tenets of the petitioning ban:
1) No more petitions (after this one) on the forums.
2) Anyone trying to start a petition will be petitioned for harrassment using petitions.
3) Counter-petitioning this petition will result in a petition extravaganza you're never seen the likes of.
4) Anyone signing any petition will be banned.
5) Anyone not signing any petition will be banned.
6) Those who can't take a stance will be banned.
7) People who can't think of a petition are probably not real Eve players.
8) Anyone daring to moderate this petition will be put in petition-moderator's prison.
9) Any dev responding to this petition will be forced to actually fix a bug and then be locked out of the CCP office.
Sign now!
End the Petitioning.
Apople |
LocalHost
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:37:00 -
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Locked.. Err, wait I can't do that.. Damn! 
|Father of 1|Master of All| |
LocalHost
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:37:00 -
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Locked.. Err, wait I can't do that.. Damn!
|Father of 1|Master of All| |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:48:00 -
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You're a ****.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:48:00 -
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You're a ****.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Killer Gandry
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:49:00 -
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Can we start by petitioning against your petition to petiton against other petitions, or de we petition so petitions against petitioning will be petitioned?
Damn, I read it and though it's all correct it does make me head spin.
Better to try and fail, then to fail due to not trying |
Killer Gandry
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:49:00 -
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Can we start by petitioning against your petition to petiton against other petitions, or de we petition so petitions against petitioning will be petitioned?
Damn, I read it and though it's all correct it does make me head spin.
Better to try and fail, then to fail due to not trying |
Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Joshua Calvert
You're a ****.
And this is understandable, considering that I'm the offspring of a **** and a ***** (but they were a cute couple of ********'s).
In response to your **** comment, I will not stoop to calling you a ***-****, nor an ***-****,
Sincerely, you ****, and thanks for your support of my petition.
Apople |
Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
You're a ****.
And this is understandable, considering that I'm the offspring of a **** and a ***** (but they were a cute couple of ********'s).
In response to your **** comment, I will not stoop to calling you a ***-****, nor an ***-****,
Sincerely, you ****, and thanks for your support of my petition.
Apople |
Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Killer Gandry
Can we start by petitioning against your petition to petiton against other petitions, or de we petition so petitions against petitioning will be petitioned?
Damn, I read it and though it's all correct it does make me head spin.
Killer,
That made far too much sense. I was at one with my cosmic nothingness until I read that reply. Its thrown me over the edge and I'm considering petitioning myself and risking a ban.
Apople |
Apople
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Posted - 2004.12.03 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Killer Gandry
Can we start by petitioning against your petition to petiton against other petitions, or de we petition so petitions against petitioning will be petitioned?
Damn, I read it and though it's all correct it does make me head spin.
Killer,
That made far too much sense. I was at one with my cosmic nothingness until I read that reply. Its thrown me over the edge and I'm considering petitioning myself and risking a ban.
Apople |
meowcat
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:07:00 -
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i was just thinking to myself that its been at least 6 hours since the last "whining about whiners" thread, and i was beginning to wonder what was going on
and then *poof* this thread appeared
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
meowcat
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:07:00 -
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i was just thinking to myself that its been at least 6 hours since the last "whining about whiners" thread, and i was beginning to wonder what was going on
and then *poof* this thread appeared
~~~~)\~~~~~\o/~~~~
yeah but no but yeah but no but |
MooKids
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:31:00 -
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I'm petitioning that Apople be flogged in the public square for wasting my time by reading this.
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CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
MooKids
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:31:00 -
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I'm petitioning that Apople be flogged in the public square for wasting my time by reading this.
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CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:49:00 -
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Luckily, I don't have to petition to lock something. Humor is welcome, but not when it pushes more interesting threads off the first pages.
[Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators] |
Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.12.03 21:49:00 -
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Luckily, I don't have to petition to lock something. Humor is welcome, but not when it pushes more interesting threads off the first pages.
[Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators] |
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