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Re Mmacs
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Posted - 2010.05.07 11:47:00 -
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The place Downtown Fallujah
The scene Rubbled buildings and smoking car wrecks litter the area
The players Few bad guys (y'know...Mus.. I mean terrorists) lie in wait for a patrol
The action Coalition of the ****... I mean Willing foot patrol enters stage left and start slowly manoeuvring their way through the bombed out scene in front of them.
They are worried about suicide bombers/IED's/unexploded munitions/RPG attacks, fortunately they can check local. A quick little scroll.... "Ok 10 in local including us" >right click>show info
"Ok we have three Mus... I mean terrorists in this exact area, lemme just see here" employment history> left click "two of them are ex Iraqi republican Guard - you know that 200,000 strong member paramilitary force loyal to ****** that we disbanded without pay and told to find work elsewhere in a bombed out country with 40% unemployment PRE war, and one of them is only a day old so hes probably got crap gank and tank skillzz..."
left click>corp info "Looks like all three of them belong to the 'Allahallahallah Oi Oi Oi Suicide Brigade' I vote we find a way to Pizza Hut via a different neighbourhood"
The outcome They leave the area and all live happily ever after yay \o/
The sequal ? Sarah palin gets voted in, says "Blaghbab is for pussies, real moose hunters go for Terrorhran", rinse, repeat first scenes ad fin um....
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HMSBlueprint
33rd Degree Masons Illuminati.
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Posted - 2010.05.07 11:54:00 -
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WUT?!
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James Marlow
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Posted - 2010.05.07 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: HMSBlueprint WUT?!
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Aksu Dayyanum
Minmatar Respect My Authoritah
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Posted - 2010.05.07 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: Re Mmacs The place Downtown Fallujah
The scene Rubbled buildings and smoking car wrecks litter the area
The players Few bad guys (y'know...Mus.. I mean terrorists) lie in wait for a patrol
The action Coalition of the ****... I mean Willing foot patrol enters stage left and start slowly manoeuvring their way through the bombed out scene in front of them.
They are worried about suicide bombers/IED's/unexploded munitions/RPG attacks, fortunately they can check local. A quick little scroll.... "Ok 10 in local including us" >right click>show info
"Ok we have three Mus... I mean terrorists in this exact area, lemme just see here" employment history> left click "two of them are ex Iraqi republican Guard - you know that 200,000 strong member paramilitary force loyal to ****** that we disbanded without pay and told to find work elsewhere in a bombed out country with 40% unemployment PRE war, and one of them is only a day old so hes probably got crap gank and tank skillzz..."
left click>corp info "Looks like all three of them belong to the 'Allahallahallah Oi Oi Oi Suicide Brigade' I vote we find a way to Pizza Hut via a different neighbourhood"
The outcome They leave the area and all live happily ever after yay \o/
The sequal ? Sarah palin gets voted in, says "Blaghbab is for pussies, real moose hunters go for Terrorhran", rinse, repeat first scenes ad fin um....
Agreed, local should be left alone, lets me careful about these mus... terrorists!
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Mach 1
A-1 Bonding
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Posted - 2010.05.07 12:56:00 -
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Edited by: Mach 1 on 07/05/2010 12:57:01
Originally by: Re Mmacs
The sequal ? Sarah palin gets voted in
The reason to change local
You die for your corp, Ill be the one killing you for mine. |
Hayaishi
Gallente Aperture Harmonics
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Re Mmacs The place Downtown Fallujah
The scene Rubbled buildings and smoking car wrecks litter the area
The players Few bad guys (y'know...Mus.. I mean terrorists) lie in wait for a patrol
The action Coalition of the ****... I mean Willing foot patrol enters stage left and start slowly manoeuvring their way through the bombed out scene in front of them.
They are worried about suicide bombers/IED's/unexploded munitions/RPG attacks, fortunately they can check local. A quick little scroll.... "Ok 10 in local including us" >right click>show info
"Ok we have three Mus... I mean terrorists in this exact area, lemme just see here" employment history> left click "two of them are ex Iraqi republican Guard - you know that 200,000 strong member paramilitary force loyal to ****** that we disbanded without pay and told to find work elsewhere in a bombed out country with 40% unemployment PRE war, and one of them is only a day old so hes probably got crap gank and tank skillzz..."
left click>corp info "Looks like all three of them belong to the 'Allahallahallah Oi Oi Oi Suicide Brigade' I vote we find a way to Pizza Hut via a different neighbourhood"
The outcome They leave the area and all live happily ever after yay \o/
The sequal ? Sarah palin gets voted in, says "Blaghbab is for pussies, real moose hunters go for Terrorhran", rinse, repeat first scenes ad fin um....
^ The reason why the world hates America...
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hayaishi
^ The reason why the world hates America...
Because of Pizza Hut? |
Mach 1
A-1 Bonding
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: War Kitten
Originally by: Hayaishi
^ The reason why the world hates America...
Because of Pizza Hut?
He obviously has a grudge against pepperonis
You die for your corp, Ill be the one killing you for mine. |
Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave Astro Lux Aedificatiae
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: HMSBlueprint WUT?!
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Helmh0ltz
Blue is the New Red
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:54:00 -
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You couldn't have possibly made your arguments for not nerfing local without references to the war in Iraq, Sarah Palin, and Pizza Hut? ====== Your signature is freakishly huge for this forum. Please resize according to the forum rules, thanks. Shadow. |
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Cibo Seidensha
Amarr Biotronics Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.07 13:59:00 -
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But without Pizza Hut it doesn't make any sense...?
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Arvano
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:29:00 -
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Maybe these "terrosists" you speak of wouldn't be terrorists in the first place if this coalition of the **** hadn't entered their local and bombed things to rubble...
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Mach 1
A-1 Bonding
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Arvano Maybe these "terrosists" you speak of wouldn't be terrorists in the first place if this coalition of the **** hadn't entered their local and bombed things to rubble...
but they started it by being AFK cloaked in our country causing lag
You die for your corp, Ill be the one killing you for mine. |
Re Mmacs
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Arvano Maybe these "terrosists" you speak of wouldn't be terrorists in the first place if this coalition of the **** hadn't entered their local and bombed things to rubble...
WELL MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T OF BEEN HARBOURING THE MUS... I MEAN THE MASTERMIND BEHIND YOU KNOW WHAT THEN WE WOULDN'T OF HAD TO COME OVER HERE AND BOMB YA'LL TO FREEDOM AND BACK HUH??????????1111
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Arvano
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:10:00 -
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Maybe he was hiding in our local, cloaked, who knows. He was never found though, which leads one to believe he was never there to begin with, and this coalition of the **** may have possibly just said he was there as an excuse for entering local in the first place.
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Hra Neuvosto
The 8th Order
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:21:00 -
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Re Mmacs for CSM
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:24:00 -
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that has got to be the best reason for leaving local alone that i have ever heard |\<o>/| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| \|CCP|/ -|||||||- -|||||||- ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK WARP INTO MORDOR J7HZ-F! |
Re Mmacs
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Arvano Maybe he was hiding in our local, cloaked, who knows. He was never found though, which leads one to believe he was never there to begin with, and this coalition of the **** may have possibly just said he was there as an excuse for entering local in the first place.
I dont want to unfairly slight anybodys character here but i feel there is a good chance you are a gay, fascist, commie, jesus hating, abortion loving, WMD hiding, climate change crying, cheese eating, surrender monkying mus... I mean democrat
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Space Pinata
Amarr Discount Napkin Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:42:00 -
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:43:00 -
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I am 12 and what is this __________________________________________
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No Srsly
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hra Neuvosto Re Mmacs for CSM
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CCP Shadow
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.07 17:04:00 -
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I'm locking this thread. Bringing your real life political views into an EVE Online/local discussion is... counterproductive.
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