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Vyrran
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Posted - 2010.05.13 00:50:00 -
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Are you tired of those lonely, boring nights missioning alone in empire?
Do you feel like youÆre just drifting through life in New Eden with no purpose?
Have you or a loved one recently lost a precious ship at the hands of a notorious pirate? Do you wish there was some way to exact a timely revenge?
If you answered yes to any of the above, or alternately, if you just want to blow stuff up, then MicroFunks is for you.
We offer:
- Training in all aspects of Eve PVP
- A mentoring program with experienced PVP pilots. ThatÆs right! you get your own personal Dark Master to guide you through the wonderful world of Eve PVP from A-Z.
- Organized roams through Low Sec and 0.0 border space
- Kill board
- Forums
- Out Of Game Voice Comms
- 0.0 Opportunities for Advanced members
- True Love
- Eternal life
- All your dreams come true
Interested?
Simply put in an application! One of our HR Monkeys, err, ôRepresentativesö will gladly review your application and set up a short interview with you.
You are also invited to join the public channel "Funk Inc" and say hello to us all.
(Disclaimer - Offers are subject to availability or may be lies, especially that bit about eternal life. Applicants must pretend to be aged 18 years or over. By applying to Microfunks you are willingly forfeiting your human rights. Isk Farmers may have been harmed whilst making the claim that 'isk farmers were not harmed during the making of this feature').
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.13 01:21:00 -
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posting to confirm rezark will wash your arse if you join
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Ryzlan
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Posted - 2010.05.13 04:01:00 -
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Edited by: Ryzlan on 13/05/2010 04:00:52
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Rezark
Minmatar
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.13 04:14:00 -
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Only arse I'm washing is my own!
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Maceross
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.13 13:21:00 -
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I was a lost soul, drifting on the seas of infinity, i came close to ending it all...
But then I tried new Microfunks, and now I spend all day feeling cool and great and I am really popular with the ladies. Its all thanks to Microfunks!
Thankyou Microfunks, your my hero!!
YES! New Microfunks! Its Awesome!!
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Von Seth
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.13 15:33:00 -
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Bump
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.13 17:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Rezark
Only arse I'm washing is my own!
Heres an arse washing fact for you,
When chefs pull a long shift in the kitchen, they often take a handful of wholemeal flour and rub it between their cheeks. Otherwise their fat hams rub against each other and they get a bit of chafeage.
Microfunks - Lowering the tone
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Cid Arken
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:52:00 -
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Bump for the best small-gang corp I've ever had the pleasure of being a part of.
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.14 14:29:00 -
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Bump for glory and justice!
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.14 18:21:00 -
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Join now and get your own scantily clad go-go dancer to keep you warm on those long roams!
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Rezark
Minmatar
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.15 12:53:00 -
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Khan!!!
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.15 22:23:00 -
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still accepting new band members.. many instruments available
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Bevil Smyth
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.16 16:02:00 -
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These guys are amazing, had a few run ins with them back in the day and they know their ****!
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2003 and still alive! |
Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.16 23:52:00 -
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We still have many afro wigs of assorted colors and star shades available.. 
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.17 19:09:00 -
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Have you got the Funk?
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.17 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Rico Naginata
Originally by: Rezark
Only arse I'm washing is my own!
Heres an arse washing fact for you,
When chefs pull a long shift in the kitchen, they often take a handful of wholemeal flour and rub it between their cheeks. Otherwise their fat hams rub against each other and they get a bit of chafeage.
Microfunks - Lowering the tone
That tone's so Low only whales can hear it.
Microfunks is a Funk Inc approved brand, and contains the FDA recomended minimum of 11% mechanically reclaimed meat products.
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.18 09:55:00 -
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/me hums the brown note
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.18 17:23:00 -
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bumpin
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.20 02:13:00 -
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bump
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.21 11:33:00 -
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bump
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.22 19:44:00 -
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bump n updated main post
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 17:55:00 -
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can you feel the funk?
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 22:03:00 -
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Funk a doodle doo!
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.24 05:17:00 -
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bump
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Suki Starjet
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.24 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Suki Starjet on 24/05/2010 11:19:46
Great bunch of guys.... they know how to have fun!
....oh don't forget... BYOB
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Rei Aeris
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Posted - 2010.05.25 04:06:00 -
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Edited by: Rei Aeris on 25/05/2010 04:06:45
lovely funkies!
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Maiya Autumn
Beacon of Light
Distorted Percepts
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:57:00 -
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Friendly bump!
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.27 01:50:00 -
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bump
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:21:00 -
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bump
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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.29 15:49:00 -
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bump
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