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Skippermonkey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2010.05.26 17:04:00 - [31] Great read... you should have scooped those drones as a memento
Aranial Gallente Empyrean Warriors Lux Caelestia	Posted - 2010.05.26 17:27:00 - [32] Loving it. Keep it coming .
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.05.26 17:28:00 - [33] Originally by: Skippermonkey Great read... you should have scooped those drones as a memento Thanks I would have, but my cargo bay was full at the time, with two Diagnostic systems that I picked up near DavidBoweh's wreck that I thought I might be able to sell somewhere...
Kensei Takezo Caldari Hokuten Knights	Posted - 2010.05.26 17:38:00 - [34] nice story! now we just need someone to pick this up and make a movie or series out of it
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.05.26 20:47:00 - [35] I'm currently in negotiations with myself to write the film script. Unfortunately, I don't think I have enough of a budget to pay myself the extortionate wages that I am demanding. Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.05.27 17:40:00 - [36] This is a shameless bump as my last update got buried under the weight of patch day threads... check the first page for the latest installment! Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Marchocias Silent Ninja's	Posted - 2010.05.27 18:13:00 - [37] I'm loving this thread. The conversation with the Ozzy guy was absolutely classic! ---- I belong to Silent Ninja (Hopefully that should cover it).
Ferdio Ricotez Gallente	Posted - 2010.05.27 18:20:00 - [38] Epic thread! I've always wanted to visit low security space, but my common sense made me promise I wouldn't unless I had a very good reason for it (but who ever listens to their common sense anyway) ----- Quote: Reserved for funny
Anita Too	Posted - 2010.05.31 04:31:00 - [39] Can't wait for your updates this week!
Yuki Kulotsuki	Posted - 2010.05.31 06:55:00 - [40] Confirming that this thread does indeed contain a cool story... bro. Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
Koro Sarum Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire	Posted - 2010.05.31 17:41:00 - [41] poast moar! -I am by far the most annoying person ive ever met -if you though sparta was madness, obviously you haven't met me
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.06.03 12:45:00 - [42] Apologies for the delay in posting... had a bit of drama with my dad being hospitalised, and a few other things. But next week, back to the adventure! Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Koro Sarum Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire	Posted - 2010.06.07 18:57:00 - [43] Originally by: Eponymous n00b Apologies for the delay in posting... had a bit of drama with my dad being hospitalised, and a few other things. But next week, back to the adventure! Is he okay? This was the best thing I've read on here in forever. -I am by far the most annoying person ive ever met -if you though sparta was madness, obviously you haven't met me
SeldonCrisis	Posted - 2010.06.08 10:45:00 - [44] Hope everything's ok irl, looking forward to next installment!
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.06.15 12:21:00 - [45] Edited by: Eponymous n00b on 15/06/2010 12:21:57 Now that my Dad's heart is working properly again, and I've quit my job, I now have time once more to devote myself to adventuring through space. I apologise for the delay in service. Currently headed to Y-DW5K in Curse if you want to say hello! Tune in soon for the next installment of my journey! And thanks for the kind thoughts. Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Matthew Riyan Gallente X.T.Corp	Posted - 2010.06.15 13:23:00 - [46] Originally by: Eponymous n00b and I've quit my job o.0
Lupalis Longtail	Posted - 2010.06.15 13:41:00 - [47] Great fun, keep it up. In fact, ill donate ya some. But write!
Yuki Kulotsuki	Posted - 2010.06.15 19:46:00 - [48] Originally by: Matthew Riyan Originally by: Eponymous n00b and I've quit my job o.0 Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
WredStorm	Posted - 2010.06.15 21:08:00 - [49] As a big fan of INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE's original adventures (and a purchaser of stock in his exploration company which I still cherish in my wallet) I have to say this adventure delivers in a similarly humorous and innocent way. I hope your father recovers and your job situation improves and you continue sharing your adventures with the rest of us. :) Looking forward to your next blog, WredStorm
Daisuke Aoki Gallente Independent Coalition Primary.	Posted - 2010.06.16 01:09:00 - [50] Originally by: Eponymous n00b Currently headed to Y-DW5K in Curse if you want to say hello! Oh dear. Be careful! That area is a little volatile as of recently. I'd either steer clear or be extremely careful in the Elysium, Tranquility, and Rapture constellations in Curse as they're a staging ground of sorts for Cursed Alliance and Goons with their latest escapade into (next-door) Scalding Pass, and there's been some rather large fleet battles and POS bashes there. And keep an eye out also the other Curse residents as well as the Scalding Pass residents (CoW/GC/Primary/their respective renters) that roam through there often, I think pretty much everyone is NBSI and may want to shoot you Don't get yourself killed or caught in the middle of a 600-in-local fight, I love your blog and reading your adventures Perhaps we'll run into each other and I'll say hello.
Aralieus Amarr The Inf1dels En Garde	Posted - 2010.06.16 01:35:00 - [51] awesome read Fortune favors the bold!!! Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken-Tyler Durden
Daisuke Aoki Gallente Independent Coalition Primary.	Posted - 2010.06.27 07:15:00 - [52] Did this guy quit? I enjoyed reading his stuff :( It's been a month since his last post.
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.06.30 18:18:00 - [53] Contrary to the popular belief of one person, I am alive! Apologies for the delay in service! And now, on with the blog. Acting On Intelligence Day 5 - Curse At last! Curse! Where the action is, or so I had been told back over on the West side of the galaxy. I'd had my bloodlust whetted by the battle I had watched on the way here, and was itching to watch a bigger, more exciting splodefest. Then I checked the galaxy map... and it turns out I had been misled. Despite a rather large number of ship and pod kills in the region, there were relatively few active pilots, and even less who were willing to bandy words with a stranger in a shuttle. So here I was, sat in H-DOC, whistling into the solar wind, when finally I was answered by a friendly native, Selty: Pic I could scarcely believe my eyes. Truly I was doing the fabled Grand Tour our ancestors once spoke of... for here was another European nation to tick off my list: France. And these Frenchmen were less timid than some of their countrymen. Section XIII held this area, apparently, and they are, in general, not a friendly bunch. They revealed to me a very cunning ploy... the ultimate distraction for a pod pilot. When an unknown enters their system, they will play fairly friendly at first, chatting a bit and linking up videos of something no hot-blooded capsuleer could say no to: ****. Or, if that fails to capture their attention, a chimp raping a frog's mouth. Meanwhile, as the unsuspecting pilot either faps or craps him/herself, they are scanned down and systematically vaporised. Pic Apparently I was beginning to outstay my welcome here in the center of the French Badlands, as more accusations of spamming began to fly, until one unsavory character, Elm'o, continually blanketed local with a big block of silence. He kept up this childish behaviour for at least ten minutes. After informing him of the folly of spending all his time watching local just so he can say nothing, I decided to see if other denizens of Curse were a tad more friendly. I continued my chat with Selty as I moved on, and learnt a bit more about my brief, reluctant hosts, Section XIII. Apparently, they had very recently been involved in a battle with elements of GoonSwarm and their allies (GoonSwarm and co being a rather large and dangerous force in the galaxy, or so I've gleaned). Acting on intelligence, they had invaded a nearby system in which they were building a 'supercap', a term that was new to me: Pic So these crazy, cheese-eating, wine-swilling surrender-monkeys not only didn't surrender, they blew up a super-expensive super capital ship in production, a Titan, for kicks and giggles. Perhaps I should move on a bit quicker then, I thought, as I set my course to the other edge of Curse. A few jumps later, I was sent an invitation to talk from someone I didn't know. This young pilot went by the name of Jenem, and she had sought me out personally. She wanted to know where in the galaxy she could find true enlightenment. As I was yet to find it myself, and feeling both honoured and a bit weirded out, I returned the compliment the only way I knew how: with a spin of my patented destination decider. Pic And so she was sent of into the northern wastes of space, near to Jovian territory, into a dangerous, populous part of the galaxy. Entirely unintentionally. Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Eponymous n00b Caldari n0.0btrality	Posted - 2010.06.30 18:27:00 - [54] Unfortunately for me, the karma of the Eve galaxy works rather quickly... as I was deciding the fate of another noob to the stars, I was being hunted down by someone who wasn't quite so new. Then this happened: Pic Once more, bugger. As I was actually watching when I got blown to smithereens, I created an artists impression, which I think is perhaps slightly more dramatic than what it really looked like: Pic And that was the end of my first foray into Curse! It was brief, strange, and over all, French. While I was there, during my conversations with my young disciple Jenem, I was prompted to wonder at the future of my Corporation... and now that I was back in slightly more civilised space, I was tempted to pause, take stock, go to Glastonbury festival, and come back reinvigorated and ready to take on my next destination. Where shall I go next? Answers on a postcard please! Read about my super-exciting travels in nulsec on my blog. Or don't. I won't judge you.
Famble Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2010.06.30 21:43:00 - [55] As a noob myself whom also simply picked a 0.0 location one Saturday afternoon out of the blue and flew my Hurricane out there (and ultimately got blowed up) I am really enjoying this story. I'm forced at the moment to do some more L3 missions to fund the rebuilding of said ship back to where it was and then I'm going to again throw caution to the wind and try again! From one adventurer to another, keep up the good work!

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