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Mercurye
Nubian Sundance
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Posted - 2010.05.31 08:18:00 -
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Edited by: Mercurye on 31/05/2010 08:18:52
Can you give me the carton box you threw 'outside'( in the background)
Need a home  |
vulnevia
The Exploited.
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.31 10:18:00 -
[32]
Cat, don't ever try to make a barbeque pis, it will probably turn out worse than this  |
drendell
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Posted - 2010.05.31 14:10:00 -
[33]
 Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage.
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
I am waiting with my wood in hand
lmao, your killing me cat plz stop it
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Sista Jaxx
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.05.31 15:33:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Musical Fist
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
So I typed "Musical Fist" in Google and ended up with "Fisting Music" as the first listing.
Should I be afraid or /Crisco?
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N Ano
Caldari
Onyx Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.31 17:00:00 -
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Originally by: Mouse o'Fourtails
hi mouse here
tbh cat, i think the fence should have less holes in it, i can easily sneak through to steal ur cheez sc
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ECM, Eves little genital warts. |
Ella C'Tronix
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Posted - 2010.05.31 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
So, it turns out that I am terrible at making fences out of salvaged pieces of wood.
Terrible workmanship
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage. It involved nails, and wood. This came about as yesterday, something enraged me terribly. I was about 12:30pm, I was just minding my own business when I noticed somebody running up the side passage to my house. I thought this to be unusual, as nobody should really be there unless they are known to me or up to no good.
I promptly decided to investigate. None of the things in my garden were missing, so I wondered what this man could have been doing. Then I found out.
The man obviously had an urgent situation, and the evidence was a few feet away from my window. He'd taken a crap. Outside my open window. In broad daylight. I went out on to the street to chase him, but he was long gone.
I have seen many things in my life, but this was somewhat shocking to me. It is just not civilised, and by gosh I wish I caught him yesterday... Anyway, hopefully my strange wooden construction will prevent this, alebeit unlikely, situation from occuring again.
I know i'm late to this thread but this gave me a good laugh.
Thank you.
Might I suggest a series of trials and traps, mostly sawblades and shooting flames? If they manage to get through it, on the other side, you could have a golden toilet as their reward, and that way they have a contained spot to do their thing without causing you problems. And they earn it too!
And you could base a reality show on it!
Oh, and I almost forgot. I just made you read my signature. |
Zzander Solus
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Posted - 2010.06.01 02:37:00 -
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I think you need a type of tree that we have here in Texas called; Wright's Catclaw. It is a small tree in the Acacia family that has wickedly sharp, hook-like thorns that will equally shred clothing and flesh. Old timers still call it a "Wait-A-Minute" bush for its snagging ability. When it blooms, it has pretty puffy flowers with a wonderful fragrance that belies its devilish nature. It is better than a fence since nobody will try to push their way through its branches. Besides, the thorns are mildly toxic and usually causes a rash that someone who encounters them won't soon forget.
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Zzander Solus
Besides, the thorns are mildly toxic and usually causes a rash that someone who encounters them won't soon forget.
Rusty nails do similar things.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente
Amicus Morte
Shock an Awe
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: JitaBum
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage
/me posting in hilarious thead.
Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenĘt built for this!
Clear Skies - The Movie
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Psykotic Meat
C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:28:00 -
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O.M.G.
Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it?
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Mutant+Caldari
http://roadkill.igs-corp.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=32678 |
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2010.06.01 13:01:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Trader20
haha u live in the slums
That's UK for you.
Delenda est achura. |
Zedic
Amarr
Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.06.02 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Sista Jaxx
Originally by: Musical Fist
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
So I typed "Musical Fist" in Google and ended up with "Fisting Music" as the first listing.
Should I be afraid or /Crisco?
Definitely /crisco. Also, I ~ am not bad with wood.
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima |
illford baker
Dawn of a new Empire
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.06.02 04:47:00 -
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are you better with ducktape? try just laying down layers and layers of ducktape. mythbusters have proven that you can do just about anything with it.
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.06.02 05:56:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
He mentioned adding a door/gate too.
Did he also mention something about a heart-shaped window and a little knob to hold a roll of toilet paper?
(Sorry, I don't mean to make fun of you... I just like to make fun of these sticky situations!)
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Sista Jaxx
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.06.02 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: illford baker
are you better with ducktape? try just laying down layers and layers of ducktape. mythbusters have proven that you can do just about anything with it.
i.e. Ducktape wallets.
I knew a guy who'd get off on the smell of ducktape. Definately another story...
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David Grogan
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.02 11:32:00 -
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train fence building to 5 (rank 8 skill) and u might be able to build a nice one
SIG: if my message has spelling errors its cos i fail at typing properly :P |
Winged Crime
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.06.02 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: David Grogan
train fence building to 5 (rank 8 skill) and u might be able to build a nice one
can't you just refine a piece of wood and get a finished fence? or did they patch that today?
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:25:00 -
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Wow! I got a bunch of laughs from this thread. Thank you OOPE for delivering.
Lets face it; unless it was some weak attempt to **** you off, by someone you know, the guy was either homeless, a 'junkie', or both. If this is so you can assume that there was no malice in the act. The guy had to ****. So on the brighter side you could be happy that the guy did not drop trough or **** his pants in front of your house where your kids may have had a better chance of seeing it. Then again your kids could just as well stick there head out of the window and have seen it. So I guess the, drop trough option, is the best and potentially more humerus option.
And boy does that fence bring back some memories
Slade
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Azirapheal
Amarr
Deep Core Crusaders
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Posted - 2010.06.03 17:58:00 -
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reminds me of my old house... after it was violently flooded by a gang of rampant vikings in a state of intoxication.
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage
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Sancene
Gallente
The Ephemeral Star
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Posted - 2010.06.03 19:00:00 -
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I think it looks very nice Cat. Good job my good sir! 
Beep beep, im a hulk jeep? Wait what? |
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