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Spirit Whisperer
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:20:00 -
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How do you get a CVA waiter's attention?
Start ordering in Minmatari
How do you separate the men from the boys in CVA Space? With a crowbar.
What is the CVA pilots favorite movie? the running man
What is the first thing the CVA members teach their kids in school?
How to say "We Surrender" in Minmatari!
When is it white laundry day in CVA Space? Never, any white laundry in CVA space is already hung up on a stick being waved .
How do you confuse a CVA capsaleer?
Give him an armed ship and ask him to fire it.
What do you call a CVA fleet defending its assets in held space? ... I don't know either, its never happened!
What does the Curatores Veritatis Alliance and a French romance have in common?
Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
What's the difference between a CVA Slaver and a trampoline?
Ushra'Khan fighters take off their shoes before they jump on the trampoline.
What is the first thing the Curatores Veritatis Alliance Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in Caldari, Minmatari, Gallenti, and Amarri.
What is the most useful thing in the Curatores Veritatis Alliance?
A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
How many CVA capsileers does it take to guard Providence?
Nobody knows, its never been tried before
You really do have to hand it to the Curatores Veritatis Alliance...After all, they won't fight for it.
What do you do if a CVA Stealth bomber shoots a bomb you?
Arm it and shoot it back!
Why is the Curatores Veritatis Alliance afraid of soap?
Because if they drop it Ushra'Khan will f*ck them again
Did you hear about Curatores Veritatis Alliance's new weapons contracts?
They gave one to Kaalakiota Corporation to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:22:00 -
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this is great, keep up the output braniac
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Pesky LaRue
Minmatar
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:23:00 -
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...wait, so where are the jokes...?
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FunzzeR
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:34:00 -
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Bye CVA
nuff said
PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!
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Angeli Domini
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:38:00 -
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 Originally by: Spirit Whisperer
What does the Curatores Veritatis Alliance and a French romance have in common?
Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
The length of your crap post that you were stitching together for the whole night surely shows how meaningless they are.
Also, why are there three exclamation marks in your title? Are you trying to scream at us, is there some mental disorder involved, or you're simply 6 years old?
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Myrkala
Minmatar
Interstellar Empire
Warped Aggression
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:38:00 -
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CAOD is thataway... ->
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Thanks CCP, I knew you had it in you! <3 Long live Naglfar! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:04:00 -
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More like Shit Whisperer.
~_~
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SlayerOfArgus
Gallente
Hermes Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
More like Shit Whisperer.
Oh snap!
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Lykouleon
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:24:00 -
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7/10
i loled 
Quote:
CCP Mindstar > Sorry - I've completely messed all that up. lets try again
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DJ Obsidian
New Eden Technical Institutes
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:32:00 -
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Kinda funny, but i would like to remind op, that the people that really broke CVA was Atlas and AAA.
So give proper credit where it is due.
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Sellmewarez
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:40:00 -
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wat is this i don't even
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Ferdio Ricotez
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Spirit Whisperer
What is the most useful thing in the Curatores Veritatis Alliance?
A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
I lol'd
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innot
Minmatar
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:46:00 -
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How many CVA capsileers does it take to guard Providence?
Nobody knows, its never been tried before
I lol'd
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
GoonWaffe
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
More like Shit Whisperer.
I laughed at this more than every other thing in this thread.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Omal Oma
Shadowed Command
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:12:00 -
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So, the entirety of the SC jumps on providence surrounding CVA, breaking their back and you make claims that they surrendered and put up the white flag? When, to this day, they are still dropping SBU's in provi to try and re-claim it (with little to no success).
I hate getting into political discussions in this game however, wasn't the war continued after D-G because CVA wouldn't surrender and back down to a much more powerful entity's demands?
just sayin... regardless of people's opinion of their participation afterwords, they never backed down to their word and never ran or retreated.
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Furb Killer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:20:00 -
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Imo one of them was funny, so could be worse.
Not much worse though
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Musical Fist
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Spirit Whisperer
How do you get a CVA waiter's attention?
Start ordering in Minmatari
Stopped reading after this tbh
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:24:00 -
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sir, i declare this thread to be mighty funny. I mean, did you see that part, where you made that joke? it was grand! Hahahaha.
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Spirit Whisperer
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Posted - 2010.06.03 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: Angeli Domini
Originally by: Spirit Whisperer
What does the Curatores Veritatis Alliance and a French romance have in common?
Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
The length of your crap post that you were stitching together for the whole night surely shows how meaningless they are.
Also, why are there three exclamation marks in your title? Are you trying to scream at us, is there some mental disorder involved, or you're simply 6 years old?
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digitalwanderer
Gallente
DF0 incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.03 01:50:00 -
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CVA deserve some respect i think,as they were one of the oldest aliances still in game,if not the oldest of them all,so managing to survive and thrive since the game ws released in 2003 is something not many aliances can boast,period.
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2010.06.03 02:45:00 -
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Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions channel will be the proper place for this discussion.
Applebabe
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CCP Hf, EVE Online
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