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Wilet Fox
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:06:00 -
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I just wanted to post this somewhere. Feel free to use it. In the spirit of spamsolutions.txt...
Argument Fail Form
Dear sir/madam,
Your Internet argument has failed because:
[ ] You argued for the sake of argument.
[ ] You completely misinterpreted the meaning of the opposing argument.
[ ] You contradicted yourself.
[ ] You derided the opposing argument.
[ ] You failed to address the opposing argument.
[ ] You failed to provide supporting evidence.
[ ] You ignored parts of the opposing argument.
[ ] You made unfounded assumptions.
[ ] You personally attacked the author of the opposing argument.
[ ] You put words in the mouth of the opposing argument's author.
[ ] Your citations are factually inaccurate.
Specifically, your logic is fallacious because it contains:
[ ] Ad hominem
[ ] Appeal to ridicule
[ ] Appeal to tradition
[ ] Biased sample
[ ] Burden of proof
[ ] Confusing cause and effect
[ ] Hasty generalization
[ ] Personal attack
[ ] Red herring
[ ] Relativist fallacy
[ ] Straw man
Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
[ ] Sorry dude, try again.
[ ] You are ignorant. LMGTFY.
[ ] You are a liar. Shame on you.
[ ] You are stupid. Can't fix that.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:21:00 -
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This is going to be the next troll's club. Unless OP wants to admit to trolling right away and use it for his/her own purposes.
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Wilet Fox
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:25:00 -
[3]
Actually, I was tired of trolls, and meant it as an anti-troll tool. :)
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Lt Forge
Pilots From Honour
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:30:00 -
[4]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:34:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Wilet Fox
Actually, I was tired of trolls, and meant it as an anti-troll tool. :)
Dear sir/madam,
Your Internet argument has failed because:
[ ] You argued for the sake of argument.
[ ] You completely misinterpreted the meaning of the opposing argument.
[ ] You contradicted yourself.
[ ] You derided the opposing argument.
[ ] You failed to address the opposing argument.
[ ] You failed to provide supporting evidence.
[ ] You ignored parts of the opposing argument.
[X] You made unfounded assumptions.
[ ] You personally attacked the author of the opposing argument.
[ ] You put words in the mouth of the opposing argument's author.
[ ] Your citations are factually inaccurate.
Specifically, your logic is fallacious because it contains:
[ ] Ad hominem
[X] Appeal to ridicule
[ ] Appeal to tradition
[ ] Biased sample
[ ] Burden of proof
[ ] Confusing cause and effect
[ ] Hasty generalization
[ ] Personal attack
[ ] Red herring
[ ] Relativist fallacy
[ ] Straw man
Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
[ ] Sorry dude, try again.
[ ] You are ignorant. LMGTFY.
[ ] You are a liar. Shame on you.
[X] You are stupid. Can't fix that.
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Vogue
Mercurialis Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.14 13:10:00 -
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FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER DANIEL LEWIS, 9th FLOOR FLAT 4 AFE ALORUN
24 ILUPEJI WAY IKEJA LAGOS NIGERIA.
Greetings,
I am Barrister Daniel Lewis. a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Mark T. a national of your country, who used to work with Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. Here in after referred to as my client. On May 2008, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Port Harcourt-Owerri Express Way. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.
Since then, I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$5.1million left behind by my client before it gets Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Firm has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.
For the fact that I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, since you have the same last name with my client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
All I require from you is your honest cooperation and they are:
1.Your Full Name:
2. Your Direct Phone and Fax Number.
3. Your Mailing address.
4. Your Complete E-mail address.
5. Your Age.
And I guarantee you that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Kindly get back to me through my private email address:[email protected] Best Regards, Barrister Daniel Lewis.
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Sol Mahon
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.06.14 15:45:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Vogue
FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER DANIEL LEWIS, 9th FLOOR FLAT 4 AFE ALORUN
24 ILUPEJI WAY IKEJA LAGOS NIGERIA.
Greetings,
I am Barrister Daniel Lewis. a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Mark T. a national of your country, who used to work with Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. Here in after referred to as my client. On May 2008, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Port Harcourt-Owerri Express Way. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.
Since then, I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$5.1million left behind by my client before it gets Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Firm has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.
For the fact that I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, since you have the same last name with my client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
All I require from you is your honest cooperation and they are:
1.Your Full Name:
2. Your Direct Phone and Fax Number.
3. Your Mailing address.
4. Your Complete E-mail address.
5. Your Age.
And I guarantee you that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Kindly get back to me through my private email address:[email protected] Best Regards, Barrister Daniel Lewis.
I don't get why you posted this, am I missing the joke? |
Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.06.14 16:07:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Sol Mahon
I don't get why you posted this, am I missing the joke?
It is a form of fail.
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Exploding Tukey
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Posted - 2010.06.14 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: Exploding Tukey on 14/06/2010 16:17:26
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Posted - 2010.06.14 17:11:00 -
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