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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.20 11:47:00 -
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Tired of being unable to wag your epeen outside the game?
Want bragging rights between family and friends of being the biggest jerk from EVE online?
Looking for a physical trophy to show the world how big a nerd you are?
Well go no further! New 'U' Unity Technology CEO (Azishkrawhatthe****isthatname) and young EvE player is offering a Hulkageddon T-shirt at the risk of ostracizing any friendly miners she's ever made friends with (3).
First place not only receives a massive bonus from other contributors, but a T-shirt of their colour, size and gender choice! Choices of colours can be made via this link
Now you can finally say how much of a jerk you are and ascend true geekhood with this wonderful accessory!
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.20 16:39:00 -
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Originally by: Jeneroux I suppose t-shirt might be asking too much...
Unfortunately, my RL wallet is pretty bust, and handing t-shirts willy nilly as prizes will eat a massive chunk out of my budget. Besides that, being an Australian player, the USD right now makes me sad.
I just wanted to make it extra special for some particularly big jerk in EVE 
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.21 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: Garon Lodian
Originally by: Triple Entendre
Originally by: Garon Lodian
Maybe go after the macro-miners specifically? Just a thought.
This has been advertised well in advance. Anyone still out mining is probably a macro unless they're not. It's a 50/50 chance.
And as for 'griefing as many miners as possible, for.. the sake of what exactly?', cash, prizes and amusement. Not necessarily in that order.
What are you smoking? Anyone mining for this 2-week span is "probably a macro"? So all miners will be macro-miners for 2 weeeks as decreed by.. whom exactly, God? Also, not everyone goes on the forums, most miners just don't. They visit the Science & Industry for tips, etc.. like myself, but I happened to catch mention of "Hulkageddon" and did a little research. Good thing I did.
The majority of miners getting ganked will not be macro-miners, and in fact, will have not heard of the hulkageddon announcement whatsoever. Sucks to be them.
This is a gank-fest, nothing more, and new players will be prime target.
I think somebody missed Triple Entendre's point right there. This is not a gank-fest. People have had ample warning about this, especially miners and anybody who frequent the forums and see the blaringly "HULKAGEDDON" thread title in crime and punishment section.
I'm pretty certain miners who log into the forums will have to go through the main page (where they clearly display all known forum sections including their science and industry section). This thread has been popping up uber frequently, so they're bound to do a bit of a double take and check it out just in case. If they are mining during the week of hulkageddon, either they've realized that:
A) They don't care, because they're cautious anyway and EVE taught them about a game where the aim is to climb to fame and fortune in any way possible - even if it's at the cost of other players.
B) They're macro miners
C) They ignore all blatant announcements of it, even the stamp of dev approval, and all the other potential announcements of excited EVE-goers.
D) They're macro miners.
See? 50/50.
Whine and cry all you like, but in the end, if you choose to not participate, you might end up as collateral.
I personally intend to enjoy this time as much as possible (and profit), though it may be at the expense of a few of my miner buddies.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.21 08:09:00 -
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Originally by: Garon Lodian I'm not whining and crying. Like I said, everyone signs up for this game with risk in mind, but this is just an effort to grief players, considering the majority of your event's targets will be rookies just getting by.
Helicity explicitly linked the rules as pertaining towards griefing. I suggest you have a squizz at it - if only briefly (because of too much text).
Profit =/= griefing. I want to get paid for every security status hit I take from suiciding my ass on a poor fellow.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.21 14:49:00 -
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Edited by: Azishkra''elhykai Mizamel on 21/06/2010 14:50:06
Originally by: Ori Blake If you want to make this fun? Force all hulkageddon participants to join a holding corp or alliance. This way they can be wardecced by mining corps and wardec in turn, and make it all out war instead of carebear suicide ganking.
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... You know what? That's a freakin' BRILLIANT plan! It'll actually solve all the accounting shenanigans Hel has been forced to do (detracting from his enjoyment of participating in Hulkageddon).
Not only that, but then when the miners have wardec'd the corp, we don't even need to suffer a sec hit or the wrath of CONCORDOKKEN when we gank! AND we keep our ship afterwards! And your corpse!
Wow, you've just made it easier for us in this competition, not to mention that first prize of 2billion isk and a bunch of stuff goes straight into our pockets since we'll be the first and only minergankers.
And while we're at it, why don't we petition CCP so that we can wardec NPC corps too? I mean... in order to get to all those juicy macros out there who don't even bother hopping into a corp?
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
New 'U' Unity Technologies
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Posted - 2010.06.21 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
Notify: Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel's logic and reason burn Ori for over 9000 use-your-brain damage
That one's going into my bio.
You know what's more ironic/sad/amusing? I was actually half serious...
Also, Chribba is too well-liked and awesome for that achievement to proceed I think.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.07.01 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
one pistachio? Impossible. Space-time would collapse.
I read that as 'space pistachio' 
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.07 10:38:00 -
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Edited by: Azishkra''elhykai Mizamel on 07/07/2010 10:38:50
Originally by: Sachun An event, supported by at least one CCP employee, with clear supremacist and facist/racist (as in "O there is a group that is worth nothing and can be hit on without a second thought because WE are better") tendencies, geared at the destruction of hours of work of other people for the remote chance to get a "price".
A letter to the community of Eve:
Dear Grammar/Spelling ****s, I am writing to inform you of an errant fellow who has infiltrated the ranks of EVE forums. This cannot stand! We demand that you exercise your totalitarian control over the lives of many here to quash this eyesore! In addition to completely disregarding the previous thirteen pages in the thread for a player-run event called "Hulkageddon 3", this truant has labeled our misunderstood community as an unrighteous bane unto humanity.
This miscreant barges into our community and declares us filth? Put a stop to this dimwitted fool!
My gratitude in advance,
Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel.
Originally by: Sachun What vexes me most is that CCP (as far as I can make out in this thread) is actively supporting this "event". I would not expect them to do something against it as it is absolutely "legal", but support online mass slaughter and destruction of hours worth of work?
What's with all the "quotation" marks? Are you that "miffed" that even a dev member can be entitled to his own "opinions" in how to play EVE? I like how you used the word 'facist' and then went straight on to pull some "hypocrisy" out of your suppressive attitude.
What we're doing is not legal, per se, and "CONCORD" lets us know that. Why don't you let normal game mechanics be the judge of our "character" before jumping straight to baseless accusations?
Originally by: Sachun Maybe some of the participants should consider how it would be if you showed up to work and someone deleted the harddrive of your computer, because "there was a nice mug to be won".
The whole thing seems sick to me but there will always be people who will stoop to ever greater lows to get a kick I guess.
You know, next Hulkageddon, there will be a Hulk plushie that I will give out to the winner. Hand made. My hard work to reward a game that suddenly became more interesting once prizes were involved. Hell, I might even make a compensation prize for one (un)lucky miner.
And then I'll go to church.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.07 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Azishkra''elhykai Mizamel on 07/07/2010 11:10:49
Originally by: Sachun
To the previous poster: I already corrected my comment about CCP and appologize for my error.
My post took up more time than it took for you to take back your words.
Originally by: Sachun I in addition call nobody filth and am NOT trying to suppress anybody.
You labeled a community of EVE as facist and racist before hastily erasing those words, despite me holding the original copy of your post. It is clear you lack the concept of irony, as I've now had to point it out to you that my letter to you was an attempt at relaying what you sound like to us.
Unlike you, however, I will not edit and edit and edit in order to cover my tracks. My opinions do not change when I get trolled.
Originally by: Sachun I used the word "legal" in the meaning off "no EULA violation". With this I thought I made clear that Hulkageddon is absolutely in the scope of the game.
Your impression of quotation marks is a little off. If you wanted to add emphasis on a word, bold or italicize it. "Quotation" marks just makes it sound "sarcastic".
Originally by: Sachun Whßt I wanted to do is to express my disklike of the concept and the reasons I do so. I already stated that I appologise for any "unapropriate" language I used. But this does not change my oppinion on the subject.
For the spelling, sorry I am not a natural english speaker. :)
If you dislike it, then express your dislike of it after giving it some thought. Don't, however, paint the people who are organizing an exciting event (in my opinion) as vicious, incapable-of-conscious-thought savages in the REAL world. That, in a way, is an attempt to suppress the free-thinking fashion of many people who would actually enjoy this event.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.07 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Yuten
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Sachun 1. State my opinion that, grieving someone because he is what he is is not acceptable for ME even in a game. That means to ME ganking is not an viable pasttime.
2. That to ME doing as stated above is sign of a mindset that I personally am unconfortable with.
You are in the wrong game. Hello kitty online is that way ->
I agree with foksieloy and also you and your friends could take this event to your advantage.
Never tought about placing a fleet of friends in stealth bombers cloaked near your hulk?
;)
P.S. Oh btw just a note...
i have NO friends with stealth bombers and also i will NOT use this tactic during the event, ok?
I swear! You have my word... 
     
Proof that Yuten understands how this aggression system works in highsec.
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.08 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lykouleon A t-shirt to proclaim my hate of hulk to the world?
Count me in :D
My dreams of forum infamy is slowly being realized! \o/
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:04:00 -
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Uhmm... Don't know where you're going, but apparently there's this dude who's appeared twice on the HG KB... In a hulk each time... and has been ganked twice in the same day.
Also: \o/ I'm helping teh Hulkageddon!
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.11 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Phil MacMannon Another glorious day in the core! It's been a great day, but Phil needs sleep.
We're into the third day of HG3 (second half) and you are teh awesome. I'll be rooting for you to stay at the top to win that T-shirt!
Also: 800th kill goes to us!
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Incura HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.14 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: dukeinator first of all get some friend and second of all why dont u guys come and get people who can fight? whoever organized this has no friends or a life u guys just should stop or i will make u
U MAD?
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