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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:00:00 -
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Edited by: Logit Probit on 18/07/2010 09:03:21
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Months ago, I had an encounter with a pilot û we'll call him ôBad Dadö - while I was ninja salvaging/looting near Dodixie. Bad Dad took a potshot at me while I was far outside of point range, warped off before I could get to him, and docked up.
So far, pretty routine. Sometimes they get away.
We had a pretty run-of-the-mill smack exchange, during which Bad Dad expressed the usual ******ed carebear views about loot ownership, and I threatened to just get a bunch of peeps together and suicide gank his mission ship at a later date.
THEN,
The next day I got a cute EvEmail from another pilot identifying himself as Bad Dad's son, in which he informed me that I would regret it if I ever caused his dad trouble again. It was an empty threat of course, I found it to be charming and a bit admirable.
The Good Son, standing up for his old man against faceless internet bullies. Brought a tear to the eye. Srsly.
I figured that would be the last I would hear from these people.
BUT THEN!
The next day, out of the blue I got another EvEmail from Bad Dad, which I will not paraphrase; I'll let it speak for itself.
My interpretation is that this guy threw his own son under the bus in an attempt to avoid putting his pretend internet spaceship in danger.
Most ganks I am involved in are the result of a mistake no worse than greed or lazyness. Bad Dad's behavior here actually sickened me. I'm American, and I'm not sure what a ôsevere bo11ockingö entails, but it's pretty easy for me to imagine a little kid getting screamed at (hopefully nothing worse than that) by this bastard, over a f-ing video game.
I decided right then and there that I would wait until this guy accumulated a lot of ISK, and got himself a really nice pimped-out mission boat. Then I would take it away.
7 MONTHS PASSED.
In the interim Bad Dad changed agents and started basing out of another location. Brosephs from the Salvagers Association kept tabs on him. We held off, waiting for the right time to strike, waiting until his fit couldn't get much more expensive.
Tonight we went to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch (and some insured battleships, of course.)
Karma Part 1
Karma Part 2
Afterward, I logged on my main and convo'd Bad Dad. We had a nice little chat.
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Pookie McPook
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:02:00 -
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Ninja salvaging? That's some seriously hardcore action you're involved in there.
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:06:00 -
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 Originally by: Pookie McPook
Ninja salvaging? That's some seriously hardcore action you're involved in there.
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time
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Pookie McPook
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time
Six of you suiciding the guy for having the temerity to get ****ed at you salvaging his wrecks? Leet strat.
Oh, and -1 for the use of the Caps Lock in the header.
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w1ldt4ngent
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:17:00 -
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I love a little slow-cooked karma. Good story. 
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Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:33:00 -
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Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:01
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:34:11
I approve of this service 
bo11ocking
EDIT: omfg .... that the stupid filter does something with words is one thing ... but fracking up hyperlinks ... ehr ????
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Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
Universal Peace Operation
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:34:00 -
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posting in another horrible-as-always logit probit thread.
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I think the point [of t3] was that your foes would never know how you were fit, adding the element of surprise.
Like, surprise!!! I decided to go with EHP and DPS.
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Azimota
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: Ressiv
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:39
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:35:01
Edited by: Ressiv on 18/07/2010 09:34:11
I approve of this service
bo11ocking
EDIT: omfg .... that the stupid filter does something with words is one thing ... but fracking up hyperlinks ... ehr ???? Change the 1's to l's
bo11ocking isn't defined yet.
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Eno Lacigol
Amarr
DAEDALUS X
The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:41:00 -
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Logit kills for my sins.
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Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.07.18 09:42:00 -
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Originally by: Azimota
bo11ocking isn't defined yet.
ehr ... there's something written behind the link  
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.18 10:11:00 -
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I like some of the reactions in this CRIME forum, it's like you have to follow someone else's specific rules and play styles or something, kinda like going "lets duel, but don't use neutralisers because that's not fair".
To the OP, I enjoy your "I'm a f*ck and a patient one at that, and I like it" approach.
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Yakumo Smith
Gallente
No End To Infinity
Fleetingly Finite
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Posted - 2010.07.18 10:33:00 -
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Nice one.
Waiting the 7 months makes the story all the sweeter.
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Gavjack Bunk
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Posted - 2010.07.18 10:39:00 -
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I'm so glad they force you to turn killmails txt files into a formatted web page and then into a jpg for me to see it. It's like a forward thinking progressive policy that has no drawbacks.
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Amber Accelerando
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Posted - 2010.07.18 12:05:00 -
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Yeah WTF Logit, you don't mention names in the post but you don't edit them outta the pics. I'm pretty sure the Boy wouldn't want a private mail he sent you made public especially in light of the fact that we all know who his Father is too now!
I mean yeah you waited six months or whatever 'coz he shot at you in a ninja salvage ship, great stuff, took down his Marauder -Grats.
Humiliated & named and Shamed his Son, not so Cool dude. You know what, you suck man.
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ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.07.18 12:18:00 -
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Neuting and shooting PVE ships is so awesome.Nerds always think its hard to do even though a simple T2 PVP fitted drake can take more HPs than the Golem.
For those who wonder how come he waited for 7 months for a suicide kill.Well check his activity.Each time he goes out of that mission system he gets killed.Or most of the times he encounters a ship with a point on it..
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2010.07.18 13:12:00 -
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I wish i could play EVE for 7 months in a row =(
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.07.18 13:28:00 -
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Nicely done, Logit. Hopefully that kid is ok. 
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seany1212
Stylo Corporation
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: Amber Accelerando
Yeah WTF Logit, you don't mention names in the post but you don't edit them outta the pics. I'm pretty sure the Boy wouldn't want a private mail he sent you made public especially in light of the fact that we all know who his Father is too now!
I mean yeah you waited six months or whatever 'coz he shot at you in a ninja salvage ship, great stuff, took down his Marauder -Grats.
Humiliated & named and Shamed his Son, not so Cool dude. You know what, you suck man.
Go troll somewhere else, you cant mention names in the posts because its against the rules and they usually remove killboard links so he posted a picture. I agree naming the kid is kind of harsh but dont run your mouth off if you cant take the beating.
You guys make squeeky noises when you pop, and that's enough motivation as far as I'm concerned. |
ItsmeHcK1
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:08:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: ItsmeHcK1
I endorse this product and/or service.
Aye.
/me makes a mental note never to **** off Logit Probit
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Muad' Dib
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:52:00 -
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Awesome, you don't often see mission runner ganks in Heorah, and i was wondering what that was all about, didn't expect it to be this awesome. :)
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Gisou
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:55:00 -
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Speaking as a compatriot of Bad Dad I can only express my profound admiration Logit. Good work. Dude needs to seriously re-evaluate his role in life. 
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ShinjiKI
Gallente
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.07.18 15:59:00 -
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nothing more dangerous than some evil whacko with patience :P
nice story 
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Harrigan VonStudly
Voodoo Tactical
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Posted - 2010.07.18 16:36:00 -
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Now that's a cool story. Thanks for sharing.
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Patri Andari
Caldari
Thukker Tribe Antiquities Importer
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Posted - 2010.07.18 17:00:00 -
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"Tonight we went to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"
Awesome Pulp Fiction reference! I loled
Patri
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Kazacy
Caldari
Silent Overwatch
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Posted - 2010.07.18 17:23:00 -
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Nice story i enjoyed very much.
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Deacon Palmer
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.07.18 17:31:00 -
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Good story. Justice/Hate/Kill
All good stuff.
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Bella Yar
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Posted - 2010.07.18 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Pookie McPook
Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time
Six of you suiciding the guy for having the temerity to get ****ed at you salvaging his wrecks? Leet strat.
Oh, and -1 for the use of the Caps Lock in the header.
u mad?
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.07.18 18:50:00 -
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Posting in a Logit Probit thread.
Signature removed. Not related to your in game character or related to EVE Online in any way. Navigator |
The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.07.18 22:34:00 -
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Also posting in a Logit Probit thread.
Nice kill, and enteratining story.
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Shederov Blood
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Posted - 2010.07.18 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
waiting until his fit couldn't get much more expensive.
Should have waited another month. I bet he was saving up for a shiny afterburner.
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Gauss Markov
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Posted - 2010.07.19 04:04:00 -
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Originally by: Shederov Blood
Originally by: Logit Probit
waiting until his fit couldn't get much more expensive.
Should have waited another month. I bet he was saving up for a shiny afterburner.
Yeah, that 100mn Afterburner I seems a little out of place on that fit...
I guess when you are busy bo11ocking your son, there is no time to worry about propulsion efficiency
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Lorkada
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Posted - 2010.07.19 09:20:00 -
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You guys are so evil killing someone who worked so hard for his faction and officer modules. Shame on you.
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Valaska
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.07.19 09:22:00 -
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Originally by: Pookie McPook
Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm sure you kill officer-fit golems all the time
Six of you suiciding the guy for having the temerity to get ****ed at you salvaging his wrecks? Leet strat.
Oh, and -1 for the use of the Caps Lock in the header.
They didn't give a damn about ninja salvage or loot, it was what the jerk did over his kid.. I mean sounded like if that never happened they woulda went "Eh" and let it go like most of the people they do.
"No Bird Soars too High if he soars with his own wings" Marriage of Heaven and Hell. |
Lee Anderson
Caldari
The Hell's Angels
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Posted - 2010.07.19 09:31:00 -
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Priceless |
ISK1machine
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Posted - 2010.07.19 11:05:00 -
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"hey dad,its Saturday night,can you give me the keys of the Golem for a spin?oh wait..."
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uwai223
Heroes.
The Uninvited.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 10:42:00 -
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bo11ocked him severely? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE IMAGE OF A GUY TEABAGGING HIS SON IN HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW?
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Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.07.20 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: uwai223
bo11ocked him severely? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE IMAGE OF A GUY TEABAGGING HIS SON IN HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW?
Nope, as that was the OP's reason for a 7 month rehabilitation program for the dude.
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*******ing
v. *******ing, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things *******ing they have just been *******ed. Alternatively *******ed is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a *******ing my son"
"He just *******ed me!"
"I am completely *******ed"
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ssbn732
Minmatar
Red Fox Missioning INC.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 10:49:00 -
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Eno Lacigol linked me to this, I have only this to say...
On behalf of myself, Koro Sarum, and Nanokie...
YOU SIR GOT OWNED
I feel like I SHOULD feel bad for the tard golem pilot, but I realy, honestly dont, I think Logit not only diserves a medal, but he diserves to be PAYED for his awsomeness.
/brownnose
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.20 11:52:00 -
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Logit Probit, best Probit.
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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Qui Shon
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: uwai223
bo11ocked him severely? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE IMAGE OF A GUY TEABAGGING HIS SON IN HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW?
Don't be stupid.
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FOEHAMMER006
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.07.20 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: ssbn732
/brownnose
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my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Mytzso
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.07.20 13:24:00 -
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Brilliant story! Dad-spank ftw!
Originally by: uwai223
bo11ocked him severely? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE IMAGE OF A GUY TEABAGGING HIS SON IN HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW?
no
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Tobit Probit
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Posted - 2010.07.20 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: SolusLunes
Logit Probit, best Probit.
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Dickey Fuller
Red Chimp Corporation
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Posted - 2010.07.20 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Eno Lacigol
Logit kills for my sins.
I have seen him walk in water, divide fish, turn wine into urine and bread into his body.
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Azimota
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Posted - 2010.07.20 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: ****ey Fuller
Originally by: Eno Lacigol
Logit kills for my sins.
I have seen him walk in water, divide fish, turn wine into urine and bread into his body.
I heard he heals the dead, raises devils and casts out the sick.
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