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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.21 17:05:00 -
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She has unjustly accused me and a fellow judge from the Hulkageddon panel of...well, I'm not quite sure. Something about cheating and/or stealing. Anyways, here's the point:
100M ISK will be paid to whoever kills her ship and pods her and gets one of the bodies to me. This ISK will be held by Chribba or Grendell or whichever middleman I find to do the job. I will have said middleman post here for proof. An API key will be necessary to provide the middleman and me in order to claim the ISK. Beachura's real ISK loss must exceed 50M (insurance not included as damage), so whoever does it will probably have to kill her multiple times. Anyone suspected of cheating will not be paid.
All fellow corp/alliance members of hers are excluded from this. All kills must take place after this post. This is open until August 15th.
In summary:
--Beachura sustains more than 50M actual ISK loss from her lost ships (loss determined by Jita pricing)
--She must be podded at least once
--I get one of her bodies
--ISK will be secured
MY E-HONOUR WILL BE AVENGED 
P.S.: I take corpse deliveries in Jita only.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.21 17:39:00 -
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Sadly that took place before I posted this (and before she damaged my reputation with her hideously shameful insinuations). But kudoes for the kill!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.22 16:42:00 -
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You were my second choice, in case Chribba got pushed in front of a bus. 
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.23 16:08:00 -
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I think Beachura's missing the point here.
I don't care how much of a banana-head she is at this point.
I'm paying people money to kill her.
(Because she was a banana-head)
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make a phone call.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.23 19:06:00 -
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There's a new Boxxy in town.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.24 21:48:00 -
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So is anyone actually going out of their way to kill Beach? Or shall it be a "Target-of-opportunity" moment that gets her? I'm curious.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.31 01:54:00 -
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I find it funny how she claims she's spoken to me in-game when in fact foivos is a Jita alt that I log on to for tops five minutes once every couple of days.
SHE BE LYIN'
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.31 21:16:00 -
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 Originally by: captain fovios
Edited by: captain fovios on 31/07/2010 10:59:14
guys I am captain (fovios) not foivos an alt in jita im in FA alliance and i keap convo by strangers for some funny reason. That is cause some1 has near same name as me,and beachurra plz look names before u start sending mails to wrong person thats not fun.
I never thought I'd see this man ever post again.
(When I do a , that's not a pirate, that's the one-eyed Caldari symbol)
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 01:11:00 -
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Captain fovios framed me. It was all his fault.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 02:27:00 -
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Every time you post, I want to drown a kitten.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: captain foivos on 01/08/2010 02:53:28
She mad. 
Edit: did you send your mail to the wrong person again? Aww, me so sad. Me no find your mail!
(Me hunt you longtime)
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 03:36:00 -
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I don't see how there's anything to really respond to in your mail. Perhaps if you had invoked the fact that you have a CCP dev on speed dial, I could have done something.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 19:17:00 -
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The only thing I'm sorry about is that I don't have the time to spend infiltrating your corp and then killing you in a(nother) lolfit carrier. 
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.01 22:44:00 -
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OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.02 00:58:00 -
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Uh oh, he might hit me with that heavy neut and END ALL MY CAP STUFFZ.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.03 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura
Edited by: Beachura on 03/08/2010 01:41:05
And infiltrate my corp?
Oh would that be before o after the failed attempts to get me removed by coming up with some bull**** story that the alliance ceo saw straight through
That's funny, I haven't talked to your CEO yet. But thanks for the reminder--I'll shoot him a mail now.
Originally by: Beachura
And the wardecs that never happened?
What about wardecs that never happened?
Originally by: Beachura
I linked them this thread, the first response was 'hey, why are those ***gots posting mails, isnt it against the forum rules?'
Some of us are very familiar with those rules in order that we don't break them.
Originally by: Beachura
i lol'ed
That makes two of us.
Originally by: Beachura
Ps. no im not mad, I logged in to find a 2 mil bounty on my head and a big red wanted sign, and also, seeing all blue in local
In case you're as illiterate as this post suggests, I'm not using EVE's designated bounty system.
Originally by: Beachura
I'm quite happy actually :)
and to top it off, not a single person has killed me in your timeframe
Probably because you're in a 0/0 NAPfest. Perhaps I should up the ante to 250M...
Originally by: Beachura
-- waiting for gaytares shipyards to post an unintelligent response, from one of their banana-headed members , gaysome possum maybe? or razzor ***--
Pretty sure that you just tried to whine to CCP that me posting a 100M bounty on your head was against the rules. 
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