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Michael Scar
Caldari
Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.
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Posted - 2010.07.26 15:24:00 -
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There i was minding my own business, it was my first hulk i was really excited. it took my whole life to save up to buy this. Things were going great my can
was filling up so fast with ore. i was enjoying the taste of diet sunkist and rasinettes. When all of a sunden there it was in the corner of my eye a tiny
blip of my radar. it was glidin down on me fast growing bigger and greener as it approched. what could it want with me i was unarmed. my stomach started
to hurt something felt wrong. maybe i had to much sugar and was about to get the runs no that couldnt be it i was drinking diet soda. then all of a sudden
the metalic green beast was apon me. i was web scarmbled it was unleashing salvos and broadsides of rail cannon shots. i was like a villager and it was
like goku during a full moon. things were outta control my knee hit the key board raisenettes went flying. my dog tried to get one i couldnt let her eat it
it was fatal. an angry bite my foot was bleeding. the sight of my own blood.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.07.26 16:05:00 -
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Did the dog survive?
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advii
Amarr
Kossu and Keppana Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.26 16:23:00 -
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Artistic 
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Blnukem 192
Amarr
Malevolent Industries
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Posted - 2010.07.26 16:36:00 -
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Gallente ships aren't sleek. They're green, bulbous, and look like turds.
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Hari Markkus
Freelancing Corp
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2010.07.26 16:56:00 -
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Edited by: Hari Markkus on 26/07/2010 16:59:57
 Originally by: Blnukem 192
Gallente ships aren't sleek. They're green, bulbous, and look like turds.
Yes, it kinda puts a cramp on my creative juices.
"Teninch Torres, was late for the shoot of his latest erotic holoreel. He quickly assembles his sleek Taranis..."
Then the dislocation between virtual reality and this fictional reality hits and I dry up.
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Valin Maradine
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Posted - 2010.07.26 19:03:00 -
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Look.
You know how we're always yelling about adding punctuation and paragraphs to posts?
NOT LIKE THIS.
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