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Aria Kasalovich
Minmatar
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.07.31 15:23:00 -
[1]
And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying ôOh crap its this snotty guy againö but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.
First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:
They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide
Victory!
As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with ôXYZ surrenders to AG...ö meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.
Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.
The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:
ôThey are undocking, we are getting blobbed!ö
As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.
Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of ôHail Aria...ö from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.
We did not let them run.
We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.
We slaughtered.
The rest is really not worth the mention.
Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded
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3ungle
Amarr
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.31 15:30:00 -
[2]
 Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
The rest is really not worth the mention.
Should of started and finished here...
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a lifetime as a sheep. |
Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
The Compass Reloaded
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:03:00 -
[3]
You make bad threads.
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Razzor Death
Gallente
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:05:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You make bad threads.
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PP Sledge
Gallente
Ixion Defence Systems
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:06:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon,
Why were there wars in your trusty typhoon and in what sort of ship were you roaming?
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Aurical Cryso
Minmatar
C.R.M Productions
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:07:00 -
[6]
tl;dr version:
I killed four battleships with my five, a cruiser, a faction frig, and a 22b isk bhaalgorn in high sec
cool story bro!
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Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
The Compass Reloaded
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:12:00 -
[7]
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.
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Razzor Death
Gallente
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:26:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.
If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.
Contact me ingame x
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ForU2nV
Gallente
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:36:00 -
[9]
Confirming that my balls were in my ass: http://s528.photobucket.com/albums/dd322/yaphead20/?action=view¤t=2Structureblackedout.jpg
GF hydra
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S21 Duch
Amarr
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:39:00 -
[10]
Edited by: S21 Duch on 31/07/2010 16:40:31
See how drunk our Bhallgorn pilot is even his screen shot link is broken
2% Faction BS
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FOEHAMMER006
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:43:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You make bad threads.
qftx2.
terribad thread. 
--------------------------------
 my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Arrador
Caldari
Metalworks
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:46:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying ôOh crap its this snotty guy againö but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.
First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:
They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide
Victory!
As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with ôXYZ surrenders to AG...ö meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.
Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.
The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:
ôThey are undocking, we are getting blobbed!ö
As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.
Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of ôHail Aria...ö from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.
We did not let them run.
We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.
We slaughtered.
The rest is really not worth the mention.
Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded
Never Stop Posting.
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Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
The Compass Reloaded
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 17:00:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Ohh Yeah on 31/07/2010 17:01:48
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.
If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.
Contact me ingame x
That sounds fantastic, sweety. Can we also hire Jade to catalyze our romance explosion?
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Razzor Death
Gallente
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.07.31 17:36:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
That sounds fantastic, sweety. Can we also hire Jade to catalyze our romance explosion?
Jade ???? :/
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Matsumoto Yoshizu
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 18:05:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos.
Yeah its not really a genos gang when the only genos pilot there is noobzacxx
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Prozacxx
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 18:15:00 -
[16]
Confirming I was the mastermind behind this glorious suicidal assault!
Our operations achilles heel proved to be people taking my "Let's go cheap" too literally...
If only we had isk for faction torps...
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Sidephex
Minmatar
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.31 19:13:00 -
[17]
Originally by: 3ungle
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
The rest is really not worth the mention.
Should of started and finished here...
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Capt JJ
Gallente
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.08.01 05:33:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.
If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.
Contact me ingame x
If you can promise that I'm in! You know where to find me!
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Traideia
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.01 10:34:00 -
[19]
Edited by: Traideia on 01/08/2010 10:35:03
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying ôOh crap its this snotty guy againö but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.
First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:
They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide
Victory!
As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with ôXYZ surrenders to AG...ö meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.
Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.
The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:
ôThey are undocking, we are getting blobbed!ö
As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.
Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of ôHail Aria...ö from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.
We did not let them run.
We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.
We slaughtered.
The rest is really not worth the mention.
Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded
All those words for such a small fight.. 
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Warlord Master
Gallente
Critical Density
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.02 05:01:00 -
[20]
We lost a few ships in high sec. I hope this doesn't mean we are going to disband now. 
FYI, while you were busy in amarr. You missed my 5b isk mission boat in xxxxxx.
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5kyscreamx
Gallente
Mad Bombers
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.02 05:10:00 -
[21]
if empire is a no go, atleast we can still have our null-sec roams
may my soul rest in branch
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Helios Black
Amarr
Wraith.Wing
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.02 05:55:00 -
[22]
Originally by: 5kyscreamx
if empire is a no go, atleast we can still have our null-sec roams
may my soul rest in branch
What is this? I don't even...
WTF though? Did they all afk in space while playing SC2 only to come back and barely have enough left to kill the cane?
Originally by: Helicity Boson
Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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Skeltem
Amarr
Free Space Initiative
Republic Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.02 06:11:00 -
[23]
I actually logged in to tell you how bad your op is. There, this bad.
Now why don't you give me my one minute of my life back or diaf (ingame)?
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5kyscreamx
Gallente
Mad Bombers
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.02 06:16:00 -
[24]
involves a carrier getting out in 10% structure, hero dictor, and a story of solo pos martyrdom. till another day my good sir,
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Tofus
Gallente
The Death Stalkers
No Apology
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Posted - 2010.08.02 10:20:00 -
[25]
I, for one, will sleep better at night knowing that that particular Bhaalgorn was saved in that particular battle.
Omg, the horror if it had blown up! Unimaginable!
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Yussef
Amarr
Capsuleers of Doom
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Posted - 2010.08.02 13:23:00 -
[26]
Wardec. Ships dying. Killboards. This thread has it all!
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Johan Moisander
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.02 13:41:00 -
[27]
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting
please lets stop posting
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nulab jones
Caldari
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.08.03 11:34:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting
please lets stop posting
You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?
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Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
The Compass Reloaded
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.04 01:19:00 -
[29]
Originally by: nulab jones
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting
please lets stop posting
You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?
u r tearing our alliace apart by the day please stop we cant take it much longer
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Capt JJ
Gallente
Assisted Genocide
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Posted - 2010.08.04 03:30:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Originally by: nulab jones
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting
please lets stop posting
You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?
u r tearing our alliace apart by the day please stop we cant take it much longer
We must be having an effect. My mail box keeps getting full with the corps leaving your alliance...
Looks like your alliance is a chance of folding...
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CHED
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.04 07:16:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Capt JJ
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Originally by: nulab jones
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting
please lets stop posting
You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?
u r tearing our alliace apart by the day please stop we cant take it much longer
We must be having an effect. My mail box keeps getting full with the corps leaving your alliance...
Looks like your alliance is a chance of folding...
lets keep our fingers crossed
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Terribad
Gallente
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.04 07:37:00 -
[32]
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You make bad threads.
qftx2.
terribad thread.
**** you too pal.
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Commoner
Caldari
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.08.04 09:38:00 -
[33]
Actually, this is probably the most interesting thread in this forum. But i think this might belong in crime and punishment.
Good story, better than the big-blob ***gotry reports we often see in here.
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Nexus Kinnon
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:56:00 -
[34]
just so dumb
Originally by: Queue K'Umber
It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.06 14:35:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
just so dumb
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