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Doctor Deals
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Posted - 2010.08.04 08:10:00 -
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Edited by: Doctor Deals on 04/08/2010 08:10:45
I just ate a whole box of craft macaroni and cheese.. My stomach now is killing me and I have weird sounds coming from my bowels. Is this going to kill me?
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Tobias Xiaosen
Total Xenophobia
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Posted - 2010.08.04 08:32:00 -
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You accidentally the macaroni? The WHOLE macaroni?
Seriously, your gut feels like it'll explode from just that? sheesh. Granted when I do that it is the only thing I eat for an entire day but still.
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.08.04 08:55:00 -
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Edited by: ceaon on 04/08/2010 08:57:42
make a coffee put salt in it and drink go to bathroom put to finders into your mouth and start to puke
edit: also in the future avoid eating bread, pasta& co, and liquid milk this put allot of stress on your stomach
 Originally by: CCP Adida
The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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Anddeh McNab
Matari Department of Gun Control
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Posted - 2010.08.04 09:05:00 -
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You're going to die, and soon. Can I have your stuff?
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.08.04 09:19:00 -
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You should be fine.
Originally by: Balsak
Eve-Online, the game that is so awesome people are willing to give CCP money so that they may have the privilege to bash it.
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.08.04 10:43:00 -
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a wafer thin mint sir?
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Cryptkiller
Minmatar
Ebola Allstars
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Posted - 2010.08.04 14:00:00 -
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Edited by: Cryptkiller on 04/08/2010 13:59:58
One box, thats it? You must not be a fat.
Didn't even put any questionable ground beef or wieners in it?
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Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.04 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Deals
Edited by: Doctor Deals on 04/08/2010 08:10:45
I just ate a whole box of craft macaroni and cheese.. My stomach now is killing me and I have weird sounds coming from my bowels. Is this going to kill me?
Instructions on the side, include taking the pasta out of the box, as well as cooking it.
even though you are hungry, do not skip those 2 important steps and you will feel better next time you attempt this.
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VanNostrum
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Posted - 2010.08.04 15:18:00 -
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As a pastafarian I am deeply offended by this
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.08.04 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: Exploding Tukey
Originally by: Doctor Deals
Edited by: Doctor Deals on 04/08/2010 08:10:45
I just ate a whole box of craft macaroni and cheese.. My stomach now is killing me and I have weird sounds coming from my bowels. Is this going to kill me?
Instructions on the side, include taking the pasta out of the box, as well as cooking it.
even though you are hungry, do not skip those 2 important steps and you will feel better next time you attempt this.
At a certain <ahem> festival in Chicago in 1995, some friends of mine brought a giant bag of ramen noodles they "baked" in an oven...people munched on it all day, and needless to say, our tummies didn't feel so good afterwards when the noodles started to expand or whatever they do in your stomach when you don't actually cook them in water like the instructions say. 
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Danton Marcellus
Nebula Rasa Holdings
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Posted - 2010.08.04 23:11:00 -
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I just ate a whole BBQ spread, the other pansies were just there for the posing with the meat and passed it all on to me.
All good and well till I was done eating. 
Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.08.05 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Deals
Edited by: Doctor Deals on 04/08/2010 08:10:45
I just ate a whole box of craft macaroni and cheese.. My stomach now is killing me and I have weird sounds coming from my bowels. Is this going to kill me?
As someone who has to train people of all intelligence levels, I must ask:
Did you remember to cook it first?
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Doctor Deals
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Posted - 2010.08.05 03:07:00 -
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Thanks for all the concern in my great time of need. I am happy to sat that I made it through the night and Im still alive! \o/
And yes.. I did make sure I cooked the noodles before I ate them.
My only problem now is i cant go.. 
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Cryptkiller
Minmatar
Ebola Allstars
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Posted - 2010.08.05 16:11:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Deals
Thanks for all the concern in my great time of need. I am happy to sat that I made it through the night and Im still alive! \o/
And yes.. I did make sure I cooked the noodles before I ate them.
My only problem now is i cant go..
True story. I once ate a 2 kilogram bag of cherries. I had a spastic colon for over 24 hrs. Very horrible.
Therefore I recommend eating a lot of cherries. Clear you up in no time.
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari
Agent-Orange
Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.08.05 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Doctor Deals
Thanks for all the concern in my great time of need. I am happy to sat that I made it through the night and Im still alive! \o/
And yes.. I did make sure I cooked the noodles before I ate them.
My only problem now is i cant go..
Prune juice is a great natural laxative as are any of the "all bran" types of cereals.
As a future precautionary measure against issues with going to the bathroom, cranberry juice is a great tool in fighting off urinary tract infections. There's nothing worse than not being able to fight the fire with your crown jewels feeling like they've been dipped in hot sauce.
Warmly,
"The Bear" JW 
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DarthJosh
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.05 17:38:00 -
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obesity you say, hmm ?
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