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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.08 18:44:00 -
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Thats right, we are The Worst Alliance in Eve [WORST] and we have begun our recruiting drive to find the worst players and corps in Eve to joins us.
We are looking for Scammers, Smack Talkers, Nasty Ninja Salvager's, Complete Newbs, Players that carry 1/2 a billion worth of loot in a hauler....on Auto Pilot right threw low sec without any concern for their own personal safety. We want Corps with really silly corp names, really bad kill board stats and generally the worst and most dysfunctional players in the game....we want you.
My personal philosophy is that there are a lot more players in this game that haven't a clue than players that do have a clue...so....realistically we could become the largest alliance in the game and our collective consciousness should......erm...I forget, we will always be The Worst Alliance in Eve.
We offer Wormhole stuff, PVP, PVE, Null sec and Low sec stuff, Empire POS planting in .5, .6 and .7 systems. Ship fittings and so much more.
If we get enough players online we will spring for a comms server or issue every player a shiny yellow helmet with a flashing red light attached...we'll see.
There is a fee attached to membership which will never be more than 2 million isk per month per corp which is what concord bills the alliance every month.
Diplomatic Contact is EJSENIOR Alliance Admin is Franklin Freud
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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.08 18:58:00 -
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Edited by: Franklin Freud on 08/08/2010 19:03:23 Reserved:
Check us out "The Worst Chat"
The Worst Alliance in Eve welcomes:
Internet Spaceship Docking Service
To Test Tickles
The Hero's of Eve
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Dogsirus
Sneaky Fetus Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.08 19:31:00 -
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bump!
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Eloha Lightbane
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Posted - 2010.08.08 19:35:00 -
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i lose ships daily
in fact CCP stopped all my insurance now
do u replace ships? can i join????
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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.08 19:41:00 -
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We will even replace your titan......even if you just say you lost it, no kill mail needed....we are that good
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Industrial
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Posted - 2010.08.08 20:13:00 -
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This is certainly interesting
I am extremely bad at all i do in EVE Even this post is bad.. I am not worst at it all yet, but i will get there
Originally by: CCP Fallout
No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.
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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.08 21:56:00 -
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App in ASAP
Corp tab Alliance tab Rankings Show all Find us right click and Apply to join
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iJsn
Doom Guard Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.09 00:10:00 -
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Edited by: iJsn on 09/08/2010 00:10:27 well aside from winning eve 3 times with franky , i enjoyed being terribad at this game with him .
join these guys if you wanna have fun being the worst alliance in the game ! ------------------ So What ? I'm Gay
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Suicidal Terminator
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Posted - 2010.08.09 02:14:00 -
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finally a recruitment thread i like, i'll speak to u guys within a couple of days on the worst chat ----------- i am not an alt |
Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.18 03:37:00 -
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Friendly bumpage de'jour...
Seriously guys, think about those who will no doubt have to say..."we where beaten by the worst alliance in eve" and all those free ships and goodies we will get when we win the tournament...
You know its gonna be fun.....sign up right now and get 5000 bonus isk :)
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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.19 19:26:00 -
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Online and accepting corporate applications, 5k free isk offer has been extended until downtime, we still have lots of those hard plastic yellow hats with the flashing red lights, battery's not included.
Apply now people!
The Worst Chat is open....
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Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.20 03:29:00 -
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Okay,
5 or 6 coffee's, a pack and a half of smokes, dinner was cold and I have only managed 1 potential recruit...I am saddened by this but remain optimistic.
Please join me so I can cry to someone
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Dumb Thukker
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Posted - 2010.08.20 07:47:00 -
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Do you accept people who can play EVE but are just rotten apples? Dis IS My Wisdem: BUHHHH! |
Franklin Freud
Gallente Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.20 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Dumb Thukker Do you accept people who can play EVE but are just rotten apples?
As long as you can be polite in Alliance chat.....yes...yes we will!
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Franklin Freud
Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:37:00 -
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Still here and still looking, this would be a great time to join chat if you what to learn about wormholes!
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Arun Das
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Posted - 2010.08.21 14:37:00 -
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so i'm in the Worst Chat, is it a trick :)
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Franklin Freud
Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.21 16:33:00 -
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Miners look here. Today we have a massive grav site to know down, 20k ark and prob double that in Bist and crok, if you are interested join The Worst Chat and we can set up a mining op,
FF
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Xi 'xar
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Posted - 2010.08.24 06:58:00 -
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Bump for the best recruitment ad I've ever seen
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Reginald Smithe
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Posted - 2010.08.24 09:47:00 -
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Are you still recruiting? We are small, but undeniably terrible (one of our players is 6 years old and only has 3.5mill SP - he only learned to fly BS's a couple of months ago!)
We would love to join you.
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Meridith Akesia
Men of Questionable Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2010.08.24 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Franklin Freud We want Corps with really bad kill board stats and generally the worst and most dysfunctional players in the game.
After thorough analysis of the listed criteria we have come to the consensus that my corp qualifies for a place in such an honourable establishment, and would be a splendid asset to the alliance.
Also Is the 5k isk offer still active?
IM DESPERATE
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Franklin Freud
Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:34:00 -
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Hey,
we actually upped the bribe to join to 5500 isk, sign up now, i will accept any corp app that i get
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Franklin Freud
Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc. The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.24 19:31:00 -
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The Worst Alliance in Eve welcomes the British Buccaneers :)
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Dan Wilkie
Gallente British Buccaneers
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:06:00 -
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And the British Buccaneers are proud to join you, for we are all truly awful!
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Hamdan Bitar
Wormhole Woodies
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:16:00 -
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Are you interested in a corp that set up shop in a wormhole living out of a GSC, then promptly got blown to smithereens leaving the wormhole, before finding out where the wormhole opened in hi-sec? Been told that you can't live in a wormhole without a bunch of specialized skills and high SP characters, but have completely ignored everyone's warnings and have tried several times with bad endings.
Corp motto: We know it can't be done, but gas giant farmers can't be choosers. (even our motto doesn't make sense)
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Mr Jinggles
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Posted - 2010.08.25 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Hamdan Bitar Are you interested in a corp that set up shop in a wormhole living out of a GSC, then promptly got blown to smithereens leaving the wormhole, before finding out where the wormhole opened in hi-sec? Been told that you can't live in a wormhole without a bunch of specialized skills and high SP characters, but have completely ignored everyone's warnings and have tried several times with bad endings.
Corp motto: We know it can't be done, but gas giant farmers can't be choosers. (even our motto doesn't make sense)
Yesterday I shot Franklin and assumes the CEO role of his corp and also the administrative role for the alliance.
I feel that any player(s) brave/stupid enough to live out of a Giant Secure Container in a wormhole are just the kind of players we need.....my only question is, did you leave all your gear in said container, of is it empty?
We have lived in a class 2 worm space for over a year and would gladly support you in you efforts to re-establish your self,
Mr J
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Lola BelAire
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Posted - 2010.08.27 00:05:00 -
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Edited by: Lola BelAire on 27/08/2010 00:05:42 fail alliance
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Franklin Freud
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.08.28 01:38:00 -
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I had a clone.....muhahahaha
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mortitia sith
The Adamite Inheritance
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Posted - 2010.08.28 01:54:00 -
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HINT
change ticker to wurst
some german reference is always usefull (not trying to step on toes)(39-42 was a showing off skills still held high worldwide) (logistics , kraftmanshaf , dedication)
besides , everyone knows the saurkraut, WURST und kartofflen (hopes thats lightens the previous sentenses enough)
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Commander Raines
Amarr Dead Era The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.28 05:35:00 -
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Friendly Bumpage, Glad to fly with you guys.
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Pontikkalaivan Kapteeni
Serious Business
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Posted - 2010.08.28 08:59:00 -
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I would love to bring Serious Business in, but I totally fail because the account with ceo just expired. |
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