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GraysonForge
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Posted - 2010.08.09 11:09:00 -
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So I read this story about how some dude joined a Mission Running Corp and tried ganking a corpie in a mission. This got me to thinking. So lets say Grayson here is my main.
I am gonna create and alt named FluffyBunny, something real carebearish to lul my prey into a sense of safety. Fluffy is gonna be created using the buddy system, thus 15 free days of game play. On day 14 fluffy will buy a Plex that was intended for Grayson. Thats ok though cause since I am using the buddy system Grayson gets a free 30 days regardless since Fluffy went and PLEXed.
So I keep training Fluffy into Amarr, primarily nuet cruiser and neuts.. Around day 15, now 30 days into the gamme I start searching out people who mission run. Once I find me a good target I get fluffy into their corp and make friendly with the locals.
Being a new player I need a lot of help. So of course I will trick my prey into letting me come out and loot and salvage for him. Days will pass by and we will go out to do my first Angels Estravaganza! Suddenly my neuts will malfunction and my buddy in his CNR cap will drain and he will blow up. Scoping his faction mods I make my way toward the station to return them to him, but whats this Grayson is waiting on me and steals them and then kills me. Fluffy is never heard of again. Never fear though Barney the new mission runner will show up to take his place just on time!
I hope you all enjoyed my story and have as much fun as I am having with the carebears!!!
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.09 11:15:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 09/08/2010 11:15:15 Cool story bro and you almost got away with it to. Till you told everyone that your recycling gank alts and are probably about to be banned.
Besides that your plan was perfect!
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Kavu
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.09 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Alara IonStorm Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 09/08/2010 11:15:15 Cool story bro and you almost got away with it to. Till you told everyone that your recycling gank alts and are probably about to be banned.
Besides that your plan was perfect!
i wouldnt call that recycling gank alts, i would call that making new accounts and getting tired of them
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GraysonForge
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Posted - 2010.08.09 11:22:00 -
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nah i dont have the time commitment to do this. i am just hoping all those griefers who do will have some fun, give the missioners a bit of a hassle to kinda even it out with all the hulks in empire getting blown up. plus maybe my CNR will go up in price since as it stands not many get blown up compared to other ships.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.09 11:36:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 09/08/2010 11:36:43 Perfectly viable option as long as you accept the bad rep your character will recieve, if you then stop using the character and roll new ones for the same purpose, and transfer profit to your main your in violation.
Though most care corps do not check backrounds, building the trust is also not necessary a ship with a passive targeter and ship scanner will identify targets. After you have a target scan him down and warp in, or say you don't have access to lvl 4's and send a fleet invite to grind standings.
Warp in and murder. Then quit corp find a new one, and try to stay off the radar.
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Ja'Dur Deathwalker
Minmatar Rookies Academy Rookie Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.09 12:03:00 -
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well Neuting my Level 4 HML Drake will not cause me to go pop, and i would instantly call a new primary... YOU!!!
and of course if you did manage to pop me, i would log onto my other account and hot drop you the moment you left the system (as the way out is Low Sec) with my alt and her Low Sec Pirate fleet....
Hope you do choose my corp, we would have great fun killing you... And as we insist on voice in the corp you would have no way of doing it again (and we dont allow voice fonts in chat either) Trying to live beyond 30 days without being podded again.... |
Kavu
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.09 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'Dur Deathwalker well Neuting my Level 4 HML Drake will not cause me to go pop, and i would instantly call a new primary... YOU!!!
and of course if you did manage to pop me, i would log onto my other account and hot drop you the moment you left the system (as the way out is Low Sec) with my alt and her Low Sec Pirate fleet....
Hope you do choose my corp, we would have great fun killing you... And as we insist on voice in the corp you would have no way of doing it again (and we dont allow voice fonts in chat either)
i think the point is to make profit, not to neut a drake
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Zaribeth
Amarr GK inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.09 12:09:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'Dur Deathwalker well Neuting my Level 4 HML Drake will not cause me to go pop, and i would instantly call a new primary... YOU!!!
and of course if you did manage to pop me, i would log onto my other account and hot drop you the moment you left the system (as the way out is Low Sec) with my alt and her Low Sec Pirate fleet....
Hope you do choose my corp, we would have great fun killing you... And as we insist on voice in the corp you would have no way of doing it again (and we dont allow voice fonts in chat either)
Oh lordy, whining carebears crying tears over a hypothectical gank and threatening revenge with their mains gives me a chubby this early in the morning.
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c0depoint
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Posted - 2010.08.09 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Alara IonStorm Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 09/08/2010 11:36:43 Perfectly viable option as long as you accept the bad rep your character will recieve, if you then stop using the character and roll new ones for the same purpose, and transfer profit to your main your in violation.
Though most care corps do not check backrounds, building the trust is also not necessary a ship with a passive targeter and ship scanner will identify targets. After you have a target scan him down and warp in, or say you don't have access to lvl 4's and send a fleet invite to grind standings.
Warp in and murder. Then quit corp find a new one, and try to stay off the radar.
I am fairly certain the only reason it is against the EULA to recycle toons is security status, not bad reputation.
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Max Cetera
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Posted - 2010.08.09 17:54:00 -
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Ahah! Carebears almost going emo at the thought that some fake newbie might get into their corp, ask them to be their salvage ***** and then gank them
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.09 18:03:00 -
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This also works very well when coupled with a remote rep alt.
~ One million alts cant be wrong.
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Awesome Possum
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
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Posted - 2010.08.09 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'Dur Deathwalker well Neuting my Level 4 HML Drake will not cause me to go pop, and i would instantly call a new primary... YOU!!!
and of course if you did manage to pop me, i would log onto my other account and hot drop you the moment you left the system (as the way out is Low Sec) with my alt and her Low Sec Pirate fleet....
Hope you do choose my corp, we would have great fun killing you... And as we insist on voice in the corp you would have no way of doing it again (and we dont allow voice fonts in chat either)
people still use loldrakes for lvl 4s?
doing lvl 3s in a navycal is faster isk/hr then that snailfest.
also, OP never said anything about recycling ganking alts. I don't know how he'd get aggression rights on his mission running partner, but he said nothing about suiciding the guy. ♥
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Creepy Goat
Collateral. HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.09 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: GraysonForge I am gonna create and alt named FluffyBunny, something real carebearish to lul my prey into a sense of safety.
The key here is to name your character as if you were playing runescape for the first time at the age of 13.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.09 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'Dur Deathwalker well Neuting my Level 4 HML Drake will not cause me to go pop, and i would instantly call a new primary... YOU!!!
and of course if you did manage to pop me, i would log onto my other account and hot drop you the moment you left the system (as the way out is Low Sec) with my alt and her Low Sec Pirate fleet....
Hope you do choose my corp, we would have great fun killing you... And as we insist on voice in the corp you would have no way of doing it again (and we dont allow voice fonts in chat either)
Must. Resist. War. Dec. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster.
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Investigator Spruillo
Gallente Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.09 23:31:00 -
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After carefully analyzing your plan from every possible angle, I hit one snag.
Who would recruit some1 named FluffyBunny
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Prince Spiderman
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Posted - 2010.08.09 23:44:00 -
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Yes, I had the same wet phantasies when I started 2006.
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Kavu
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.10 00:39:00 -
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Originally by: Prince Spiderman Yes, I had the same wet phantasies when I started 2006.
you bragging about your age, lol
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.10 00:42:00 -
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Confirming that this has never ever been done before in the history of EVE
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Kavu
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.10 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif Confirming that this has never ever been done before in the history of EVE
inorite?
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Kyle Sucks
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2010.08.10 01:22:00 -
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So... what happened to Lofty?
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.10 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Sucks So... what happened to Lofty?
He moved on to a different game.
~ One million alts cant be wrong.
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NoFlint 42
RCCC TD Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2010.08.10 19:05:00 -
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Crap...... there is a 'Fluffy' in my Corp
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