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Hand Some
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Posted - 2010.08.27 14:55:00 -
[61]
Im Handsome so bump my ****ing uglies grendell
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Qilny
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Posted - 2010.08.27 19:49:00 -
[62]
Bump to make this thing go a little faster
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Drexciyian
The Water Margin Tech
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Posted - 2010.08.29 02:51:00 -
[63]
friendly bump
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.08.29 04:36:00 -
[64]
Bumpety, Bump. 50 Tickets bought. Good Luck everyone. (especially me) lol
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.08.29 04:38:00 -
[65]
Buy, Buy, Buy, I'm antsy, want to see how it turns out.
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Timster DLP
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Posted - 2010.08.29 09:24:00 -
[66]
bought some
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.08.29 21:15:00 -
[67]
Still not quite there huh??? Oh well, guess that means y'all ain't spending enough isk. Free your pockets....
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.08.30 00:37:00 -
[68]
friendly bump
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.08.30 18:04:00 -
[69]
Bump to the top
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Melkie
The Executives
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.30 18:27:00 -
[70]
The Devil kidnaps 3 people from Earth and brings them to Hell. One was a scientist, another a mathematician, and the last an idiot. The Devil decides to make a deal with the three men. He tells them each they can ask one question, and if he doesnÆt solve it they can go back home. He tells the mathematician to ask his question first. So he gives the Devil his hardest problem. After much thinking, the Devil solves it. The Devil says welcome to Hell and throws him to into a flying monkey pit. He then asks the Scientist to tell him his question. Well, he asks his hardest question and the Devil solves it with no hesitance, Everyone knows the devil was good at science when he was on Earth. This time the Devil says welcome to Hell and puts him in a room with a large man named Bubba. Know, he asks the idiot to tell him his question. The idiot asks for a chair and a pencil. The Devil says, ôWell okay, no harm in that.ö When the idiot gets the chair and pencil, he pokes 100 little holes in the chair. At this point the Devil is getting a little confused. The idiot then sits on the chair and farts. His question to the Devil is which hole it came out of. Perplexed, the devil points and says, öUhhhà.. that one?ö The idiot says, ôNope, wrong it came outta my @ss hole. At that moment the idiot was transported back to Earth to sleep with his sister once moreà..
THE END
Book me for your next party!
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CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.09.01 01:00:00 -
[71]
Bumpety
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.09.01 04:53:00 -
[72]
Hello.
Grendell ♥
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Kamikazeconomist
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2010.09.01 05:35:00 -
[73]
blumpkin
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Larsonist
Darkwave Technologies
Blade.
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Posted - 2010.09.01 12:37:00 -
[74]
Bumpski
A wealthy tycoon with some bizarre beliefs passes away but before he dies he invites his lawyer, doctor and accountant to his death bed. He gives each of them 1 million dollars to put into his coffin so he has some cash for the afterlife.
At the wake each man could be seen bringing packages to the coffin and placing them inside. The lawyer's package was the smallest but he noticed the other two had pretty small bags. Definately not 1 million dollars worth of currency. He asked wth is going on to the doc and accountant.
The doctor said his medical school loan's and daughters wedding were just too much. He said he put 750k in cash into the coffin. He asked what the big deal was anyway, its not like he will miss it.
The accountant stated he had some serious gambling debts and his playing around with his taxes got him in trouble with the IRS. So he put a mere 250k in cash in the coffin.
Both men looked at the lawyer, now with some serious anger in their faces, and asked where he came off being all ethical considering he was seen putting one small envelope in the coffin. The lawyer didnt skip a beat. He said...
"Both of you should be ashamed. Our dear departed friend entrusted us with this task and you both stole from him. I wrote him a check for the full amount"
Larsonist > i still enjoyed the pew pew though, all the pos **** ive been doing lately had me feeling like smeagle without his precious.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.09.01 16:18:00 -
[75]
Bumping for I am a handsome Amarrian!
Grendell ♥
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Danny Hawk
Dark-Rising
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.01 16:36:00 -
[76]
bought some yarrp
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Seven Sins
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Posted - 2010.09.01 18:59:00 -
[77]
Tickets purchased :)
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.09.02 12:17:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 02/09/2010 12:19:17
Bump. Translation comming today or tomorrow.
Strich's Liquidity Service - helping to keep you liquid!(German) |
CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.09.02 19:35:00 -
[79]
Phew, this one is taking a while.... friendly bump
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.09.02 21:49:00 -
[80]
*flick*
Grendell ♥
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Drexciyian
The Water Margin Tech
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Posted - 2010.09.03 17:18:00 -
[81]
chop chop
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.09.03 17:32:00 -
[82]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 03/09/2010 17:31:59
Advertisment could be found here in german:
http://www.eveger.de/forum/showthread.php?p=520133#post520133
Strich's Liquidity Service - helping to keep you liquid!(German) |
Kamikazeconomist
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2010.09.03 20:42:00 -
[83]
most amusing bump.
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T2 Researcher
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Posted - 2010.09.04 01:31:00 -
[84]
So Grendell is a zoo owner and he gets word that not a single one of the male guerillas will mate with the head female in the zoo. He is dissapointed because he knows he needs her to reproduce to make the zoo more money. So to solve the issue Grendell approaches T2 Researcher, a unknown janitor for the hyena exhibit, and asks to speak with him. Grendell asks T2 if for $500 would he sleep with the head female guerilla to get her to pregnant to help the zoo grow in value. T2 says only under three conditions. Grendell says well ofcourse if they arnt too ridiculous, what are they? T2 responds with #1....no one will ever know about this happening, like no friends or family ever. Grendell agrees and says no one will ever know I promise. #2....when I sleep with her I dont want to get bit or killed or anything. Grendell assures T2 that she is harmless and has never had any displinary problems ever. Grendell ask what the last condition is. T2 says glad she will be gentle and #3....is that you have to give me a couple days to come up with the $500 and them Im good to go
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.09.04 07:48:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 04/09/2010 07:48:48
Good morning Bump
(Deutsche _bersetzung)
Strich's Liquidity Service - helping to keep you liquid!(German) |
CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.09.04 16:59:00 -
[86]
Friendly bump to the top
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Midori Tsu
Haters Gonna Hate
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Posted - 2010.09.05 17:28:00 -
[87]
bump
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.09.05 21:44:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 05/09/2010 21:44:39
To the top
(Deutsche _bersetzung/German translation)
Strich's Liquidity Service - helping to keep you liquid!(German) |
CrackerJack718
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Posted - 2010.09.06 00:44:00 -
[89]
Friendly Bump, buy buy buy, this is taking way too long
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Kamikazeconomist
Minmatar
Republic University
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Posted - 2010.09.06 06:30:00 -
[90]
 Originally by: CrackerJack718
Friendly Bump, buy buy buy, this is taking way too long
what is taking too long???
oh yeah i bought tickets in a lottery
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