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Alba Miri
Jin-Mei National Council
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Posted - 2010.08.17 07:56:00 -
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Beginning with the very first minutes of our public appearance the imperialistic activist Andreus Ixiris has threatened to use force against the Jin-Mei National Council and encouraged others to aggression and warfare against us.
Andreus Ixiris has behaved dishonest, duplicitous, deceitful and double-faced. He accused others of actions he is willing to endeavour himself:
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris I also think it's rather rich for a Khanid to lecture about liberalism and self-determination, especially when she's working for an ailing outfit of mercenary bandits trying to prop up the collapsing military wing of the Caldari Providence Directorate's avaricious, transparent and disastrous land-grab attempt.
Yesterday a Minmatar agent approached me and stated she is in possession of information about a potential threat to our organisation. I purchased a data stick proving that IxirisÆ corporation ôMixed Metaphorö has entered talks with an anonymous third party aimed on ôeradicatingö the JNC. It has become clear to me once more that Gallentean-style cultural colonialism and its devotees must be stopped before it is too late.
I give you a last chance, Ixiris. I demand an explanation and an apology. Otherwise within 24 hours the Jin-Mei National Council will respond to this tremendously impertinent behaviour and castigate your imperialistic politics forcefully.
Dr. Alba Miri, Leader of the Jin-Mei National Council
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Valdezi
Amarr Intaki Security and Intelligence Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:06:00 -
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I can only presume that you can provide proof to back up your assertions here? Provide a link with this evidence, or some kind of visual representation of it.
Because if you can't, then I think it is you who will be apologising. Under Federal law, I believe this constitutes slander.
Or is it libel? I can never remember. Oh well.
Or will this kind of propriety go out the window as well?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.17 11:59:00 -
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The suggestion that Andreus Ixiris might actually do ... well anything really ... is little short of astonishing.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:10:00 -
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Valdezi - there is no need. It's absolutely true, but she's left out important sections of the story. Mixed Metaphor was approached by a Ms. Bryn Yggdrasil, operating on behalf of an anonymous third-party, requesting that Mixed Metaphor take action against the JNC - something that Mixed Metaphor was already preparing to do, given that the JNC had stated it was willing to use military force against anyone who did not toe its party line. Mixed Metaphor agreed to perform this task on the basis that the JNC is not a peaceful secessionalist movement, but a single capsuleer self-avowedly preparing to engage in armed rebellion against the will of the people she claims to represent. I made it clear to Ms. Yggdrasil that it was only due to these circumstances that I would accept a contract against a secessionalist movement, and furthermore, if her employer, in the future, wished to use me as a weapon against peaceful secessionalist movements such as the ILF or KISEC, I would absolutely refuse. Given that I do not possess a large corporation, and could not reasonably charge top-shelf mercenary price, the small sum of 250 million ISK was agreed upon, and one-tenth of that fee (25m) was transferred to my corporation's account by Ms. Yggdrasil as a sign of good faith.
Ms. Yggdrasil was then cut loose by her employer after they abruptly decided against the contract, and Ms. Yggdrasil offered to provide me with the identity of her employer for a substantial fee. Her employer's identity was only ever a matter of intellectual curiosity to me so I declined, and she said that she would give me one chance to reconsider before she either dropped the matter and sided with her employer, or sold similar information to Ms. Miri. I bare Ms. Yggdrasil no ill-will; she's an intermediary dragged into a conflict she's not a part of, and after being discarded by her mysterious benefactor, she had to make a living somehow, and I feel somewhat proud of her for duping what must have been a fairly considerable sum of money out of Ms. Miri for data she could have obtained for free by just asking me.
It should be noted that I, acting on behalf of the Mixed Metaphor corporation, made this statement during my correspondance with Ms. Yggdrasil:
Quote: If your benefactor is unwilling to part with this sum, we will take no offence, and politely decline to fight the JNC unless they take direct, open terrorist action against citizens, capsuleers or material assets in or of the Federation.
So you see, in the absence of either a mercenary contract or open terrorist activity from you, you have nothing to fear from us, Ms. Miri, except the cutting truth of our words, piercing the veil of your organisation's lies.
However, should you be foolish enough to take military action against us, we will respond. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine The suggestion that Andreus Ixiris might actually do ... well anything really ... is little short of astonishing.
One might think you're obsessed Jade, but after taking careful note of the number of times you've resurrected old threads or derailed new ones just to remind everyone how insignificant you think I am - well, I think that now, everyone knows you're obsessed. Get therapy, ladyman. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Valdezi
Amarr Intaki Security and Intelligence Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:21:00 -
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The plot thickens! I guess Miss Miri, that you weren't being libellous after all!
However I'm sure we can both agree that Mr Ixiris' post explains the situation somewhat.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: CONCORD Jin-Mei National Council has declared war on Mixed Metaphor. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Ah, this will be fun. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Alba Miri
Jin-Mei National Council
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris requesting that Mixed Metaphor take action against the JNC - something that Mixed Metaphor was already preparing to do
Your answer is an explanation indeed, but not an apology. It is yet another example of imperialistic Gallente foreign [sic!] policy. It has always involved sorts of plotting and deceit, concerns about public opinion, but not about people.
You may think you are unstoppable, but you will be stopped. You may think that your decadence will rule the universe, but it wonÆt. The Jin-Mei National Council has answered to this threat. No more lies, the time for diplomacy is over. The time where Jin-Mei are forced to sit still and listen to new insults to their people every day is over.
Dr. Alba Miri, Leader of the Jin-Mei National Council
P.S.: Originally by: Andreus Ixiris One might think you're obsessed Jade, but after taking careful note of the number of times you've resurrected old threads or derailed new ones just to remind everyone how insignificant you think I am - well, I think that now, everyone knows you're obsessed. Get therapy, ladyman.
In my capacity as a clinical psychotherapist I can say without bias that they only one here in need of a therapy is Andreus Ixiris. Telediagnosis is not one of my core areas, but judging from your public appearance there is much evidence of a narcissistic obsessiveûcompulsive personality disorder. Come to my studio when the war is over. The first session is free.
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Julianus Soter
Gallente Moira. Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2010.08.17 12:58:00 -
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Has "Doctor" Alba Miri even left Caldari Space, yet?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Alba Miri You may think you are unstoppable, but you will be stopped. You may think that your decadence will rule the universe, but it wonÆt. The Jin-Mei National Council has answered to this threat. No more lies, the time for diplomacy is over. The time where Jin-Mei are forced to sit still and listen to new insults to their people every day is over.
Come and get us, little woman. This situation is absolutely optimal for us - we're not contractually obligated to pursue you, nor do we need to do so to fulfil any self-imposed performance targets. We need not leave the militia, nor abandon our current efforts to assist our allies. We need only wait for you, the aggressor, to gather the courage to meet us on the field of battle - a field of battle we may choose at our leisure.
Originally by: Julianus Soter Has "Doctor" Alba Miri even left Caldari Space, yet?
No idea. It's not like I keep constant tabs on her - that would be, how do you say... obsessive. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Alba Miri
Jin-Mei National Council
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:07:00 -
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Edited by: Alba Miri on 17/08/2010 13:09:58
Originally by: Julianus Soter Has "Doctor" Alba Miri even left Caldari Space, yet?
Mr. Soter, with all due respect, but since when do you act as the vice squad of the Federation?
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris blablabla
You will see.
Dr. Alba Miri (University of Caille, just check the archives)
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:14:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris One might think you're obsessed Jade, but after taking careful note of the number of times you've resurrected old threads or derailed new ones just to remind everyone how insignificant you think I am - well, I think that now, everyone knows you're obsessed. Get therapy, ladyman.
Presumably your own compulsive spamming of Star Fraction threads is a sign of fine mental health as a well-adjusted young fascist then little ladyboy.
I'm simply amazed to see the suggestion here that you might actually do something as opposed to posting on Galnet but since its fallen on your nationalist dog opponents to do the wardeccing I guess that impression (like your courage) was entirely false.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:24:00 -
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What, the threads that almost inevitably mention me at some point, or the other threads that almost inevitably mention me at some point? No mental problems here, ladyman. Go back to your screechwriting.
Oh, but before you do that, note the conditions we set for wardeccing them ourselves, ladyman:
a. our employer comes through with the rest of the 250m she owes us (didn't happen) b. JNC engages in direct hostile action against Federation interests (hasn't happened... yet)
Obviously in these cases we'd drop militia and pursue the target since we were the ones who declared war. However, the Jin-Mei National Council have not yet proven themselves a threat - obviously we'll confirm or deny that suspicion in the coming days - and so we see no particular reason to inconvenience ourselves with either the nuisance of flying through space with hostile navies sniping at us, nor removing ourselves from the militia to trek halfway across the cluster and end up playing station games for three hours before going home. It's not our responsibility to defend Caldari or Amarr space from her - and it's somewhat telling that she moved from Caldari space to Diaderi in Genesis today - it's always space that's hostile to our militia. We won't engage on a battlefield disadvantageous to us if there's a perfectly good alternative - who would?
If she feels so strongly about us, she can present herself for a battle and we will answer - which, to her credit, is more than we can say for you. For as much as we despise her ideology, she has at least put her money where her considerably-sized mouth is and wardecced us - and hopefully something interesting will come of that. You've talked up a storm for the past week and a half but done nothing of value. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris You've talked up a storm for the past week and a half but done nothing of value.
Try a mirror sometimes. I hear they help with a little personal reflection.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:45:00 -
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Oh man, I could do with a shave. I guess that's what resecuring Gallente systems will do for you. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Saxon Hawke
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
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Posted - 2010.08.17 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: CONCORD Jin-Mei National Council has declared war on Mixed Metaphor. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
CONCORD may recognize this war, but Mixed Metaphor is currently operating in Intaki Space assisting in the ILF's continued expansion of the trade hub here. If your war activities disrupt the trade hub operations, your pilots will be considered pirates and dealt with accordingly.
If you truly desire to regain sovereignty and achieve independence, I can assure you that waging war on everyone who opposes you is not the way to go about it. Those who practice violence are met with violence.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 14:16:00 -
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Saxon, my good friend, please. While your assistance and moral support warms my heart, I couldn't bear the dishonour of dragging more people than neccessary into this ridiculous farce. This is Mixed Metaphor's business to deal with, and we plan to keep it well out of Intaki if possible. If you offer your assistance freely we won't refuse it, but I won't have anyone in this cluster accuse me of scrounging for help. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris If you offer your assistance freely we won't refuse it, but I won't have anyone in this cluster accuse me of scrounging for help.
Especially inconvenient when it happens to be true eh ?
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine Especially inconvenient when it happens to be true eh ?
In Jade Constantine's world, turning away offers of assistance means you're scrounging for offers of assistance. Also, up is down, left is right, and Star Fraction is relevant. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:34:00 -
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Popcorn is nice for watching drama unfold.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:36:00 -
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Anyway, enough of Jade's self-stroking. If the JNC wants war, war it shall have, and we wish them honour and glory (but, I'm sure you will understand, the worst of luck) in their battles. As they say, see you in space. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris ... turning away offers of assistance means you're scrounging for offers of assistance.
You didn't turn him down.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.17 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris This is Mixed Metaphor's business to deal with, and we plan to keep it well out of Intaki if possible.
So I didn't say "you are absolutely forbidden to help Mixed Metaphor in any way". Oh, silly me. I forgot that the best course of action is to tell my allies exactly what to think and do, and most especially to tell them to think and do things that are in no way helpful to me.
I certainly made it clear we don't need their help, only that if they felt it was neccessary to provide it, we wouldn't refuse.
It's not exactly like we can tell ILF what to do anyway, nor would we even if we could. Besides, if we had accepted their assistance you'd have called us weak, and if we had refused it you'd have called us tactically unsound, and if we'd outright told them not to interfere you'd have accused us of being imperious nationalists giving orders to peaceful secessionalists to take up arms in defence of a corrupt nationalist state or somesuch. It's clear that everything Mixed Metaphor does will become the centre of the unhealthy obsession of Star Fraction's mentally unsound leader, and we wish to spare others the trouble of this unless they are utterly prepared for it. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Jakiin
Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.08.17 16:31:00 -
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Originally by: Alba Miri
Beginning with the very first minutes of our public appearance the imperialistic activist Andreus Ixiris has threatened to use force against the Jin-Mei National Council and encouraged others to aggression and warfare against us.
Andreus Ixiris has behaved dishonest, duplicitous, deceitful and double-faced. He accused others of actions he is willing to endeavour himself:
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris I also think it's rather rich for a Khanid to lecture about liberalism and self-determination, especially when she's working for an ailing outfit of mercenary bandits trying to prop up the collapsing military wing of the Caldari Providence Directorate's avaricious, transparent and disastrous land-grab attempt.
Yesterday a Minmatar agent approached me and stated she is in possession of information about a potential threat to our organisation. I purchased a data stick proving that IxirisÆ corporation ôMixed Metaphorö has entered talks with an anonymous third party aimed on ôeradicatingö the JNC. It has become clear to me once more that Gallentean-style cultural colonialism and its devotees must be stopped before it is too late.
I give you a last chance, Ixiris. I demand an explanation and an apology. Otherwise within 24 hours the Jin-Mei National Council will respond to this tremendously impertinent behaviour and castigate your imperialistic politics forcefully.
Dr. Alba Miri, Leader of the Jin-Mei National Council
Blah blah blah "Why are they hurting me we're just terrorists!" Honestly the idiocy of some peo...
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris I also think it's rather rich for a Khanid to lecture about liberalism and self-determination, especially when she's working for an ailing outfit of mercenary bandits trying to prop up the collapsing military wing of the Caldari Providence Directorate's avaricious, transparent and disastrous land-grab attempt.
Hey now, that might be interesting. I wonder if that was directed towards one of my people... * Jakiin Torash Holder Heir of the Kingdom Chief Diplomatic Officer
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.23 23:52:00 -
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As was expected, the war was a complete non-event. While it is certainly true we went to no great pains to seek out our self-declared foe and we in no way attempt to deny this, she in fact has made even less effort, having spent, as far as it is possible to discern, the entire week in orbit of Oris, in the Amarr system. No attempt to disrupt Mixed Metaphor's operations have been made, and I, Faust and Kite have been able to go about our various errands without any interruption whatsoever - save, in one instance, from the other one-man faux-secessionalist nobody corporation that declared war on us, which was, in any case clumsy and easily evaded.
We thank Ms. Miri for a charming week doing precisely the same things we normally do, with the added false hope that something interesting might occur. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Boma Airaken
White Song
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris As was expected, the war was a complete non-event. While it is certainly true we went to no great pains to seek out our self-declared foe and we in no way attempt to deny this, she in fact has made even less effort, having spent, as far as it is possible to discern, the entire week in orbit of Oris, in the Amarr system. No attempt to disrupt Mixed Metaphor's operations have been made, and I, Faust and Kite have been able to go about our various errands without any interruption whatsoever - save, in one instance, from the other one-man faux-secessionalist nobody corporation that declared war on us, which was, in any case clumsy and easily evaded.
We thank Ms. Miri for a charming week doing precisely the same things we normally do, with the added false hope that something interesting might occur.
Wonderful news. Unfortunately, I think it will not be long before you find yet another ridiculous place to put your ridiculous nose where it doesn't belong.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: Boma Airaken Wonderful news. Unfortunately, I think it will not be long before you find yet another ridiculous place to put your ridiculous nose where it doesn't belong.
Ah yes, I see the clear logic in this instance - a war being declared by a secessionalist against my corporation is clearly a case of me sticking my nose where it doesn't belong.
Go back to those ridiculous birds you so cherish. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Boma Airaken
White Song
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Boma Airaken Wonderful news. Unfortunately, I think it will not be long before you find yet another ridiculous place to put your ridiculous nose where it doesn't belong.
Ah yes, I see the clear logic in this instance - a war being declared by a secessionalist against my corporation is clearly a case of me sticking my nose where it doesn't belong.
Go back to those ridiculous birds you so cherish.
Oh don't flatter yourself. For one, your nose has been just about everywhere, and for seconds, you knew damn well the JNC wasn't a forward theater threat in the first place. Though your blabbering campaign was mighty successful. Go posture and talk some more.
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Sahaquiel Faust
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:59:00 -
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I'd certainly hope that when someone declares war they'd fight the targets of that wardec. otherwise they're just throwing money away.
I'm not saying I expected Ms. Miri to come in guns blazing (or missiles or drones for that matter) but some sort of effort would have been good to see.
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Boma Airaken
White Song
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Posted - 2010.08.24 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris As was expected, the war was a complete non-event.
Sorry for dipping in yet again, but I love it when people make this statement.
1. War was declared. 2. Nobody exploded. 3. You are here talking about it. 4. Reference 3, which makes it an event.
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