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Joseph Vacher
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Posted - 2010.08.19 11:38:00 -
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Check this out (for educational purposes, obviously): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
In the opening paragraph...can anyone explain to me exactly what a 'stealth' orifice might be about? That sounds all kind of wrong to me.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.08.19 11:40:00 -
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Does your mom know you're looking these things up? Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
Joseph Vacher
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Posted - 2010.08.19 11:41:00 -
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It was her sent me the link.
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.19 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Joseph Vacher It was her sent me the link.
She may be trying to tell you something she is unable to put words to
Slade
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Unity Love
Caldari Dissonance Corp The Spire Collective
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Posted - 2010.08.19 11:47:00 -
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"Pink Stealth, Mouth, Lady and Butt."
"He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection"."
oh my.
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Jhagiti Tyran
Invicta.
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Posted - 2010.08.19 12:05:00 -
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It says what it is in the wiki article:-
Quote: a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth)
So its slightly less obvious looking than a set of bacon flaps or a ring piece shape.
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Joseph Vacher
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Posted - 2010.08.19 12:16:00 -
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Ah I see, so you could actually try and pass this thing off as a torch if you get caught lurking in the bushes with it.
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.19 13:20:00 -
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Edited by: So Sensational on 19/08/2010 13:22:30 Edited by: So Sensational on 19/08/2010 13:20:33
Originally by: Joseph Vacher Ah I see, so you could actually try and pass this thing off as a torch if you get caught lurking in the bushes with it.
I'd rather have the vagina version myself, at least I could proudly proclaim that I jack off in luxury. With the stealth one it's more like you bought a giant **** and you're sticking your own **** down your new pretend buddy's giant ****. There's just way too much **** in that sentence to motivate a purchase.
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AdZc
Caldari Legio Prima Victrix
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Posted - 2010.08.19 15:46:00 -
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DAm that pick was not work safe....I almost got in trouble there!
Originally by: Wacktopia
1.In r/l blasters actually hit the target becoz they were made better after the web nerf 2.Minny grls wil do pretty-much anything. 3.Quafe tastes like ass*(I know this becoz of 2. |
So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.19 16:18:00 -
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Originally by: AdZc DAm that pick was not work safe....I almost got in trouble there!
What? It's just a flashlight which projects a focused beam due to the pink cap thingie right there, see boss?
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.19 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: AdZc DAm that pick was not work safe....I almost got in trouble there!
I thought the title would have been a solid hint that the link was NSFW.
Slade
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Jhagiti Tyran
Invicta.
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Posted - 2010.08.20 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: AdZc DAm that pick was not work safe....I almost got in trouble there!
But its a stealth one so its disguised, how does your boss know what it is?
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.08.20 18:26:00 -
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your family/flatmates are going to love you when they find that in the dishwasher
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