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Blaqsunshine
Minmatar
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:49:00 -
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Just before the Mekhios Private Chapel Memorial, Mernadenth and Archbishop are out hunting for lip stick wearing slaver hounds when Mernadenth keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Archbishop gets out his gala net phone and calls the emergency gala net services.
He gasps, 'Help, my friend Mernadenth is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the Archbishop says, 'OK, now what?
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 15:54:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Blaqsunshine
Just before the Mekhios Private Chapel Memorial, Mernadenth and Archbishop are out hunting for lip stick wearing slaver hounds when Mernadenth keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Archbishop gets out his gala net phone and calls the emergency gala net services.
He gasps, 'Help, my friend Mernadenth is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the Archbishop says, 'OK, now what?
It's older than Dano, but amusing nonetheless.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Merdaneth
Amarr
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:59:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Rosalund Shaw
Originally by: Merdaneth
I assume that, if ms. Shaw indeed dislikes 'forum-warrioring' so much but was moved enough by this thread to participate in the practice herself by her post here, that she must be supremely confident in her own in-space combat skills.
I challenge you to single combat with your chosen weapon. Forum satire.
The challenge has been accepted, although I find choosing myself as a subject quite odd, I've done the best I could within the short timeframe.
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Icarus3
Gallente
DAEDALUS X
Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.31 20:37:00 -
[34]
This junk again?
Merdaneth you really do have too much time on your hands.
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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 23:37:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Icarus3
This junk again?
Merdaneth you really do have too much time on your hands.
Ah come now Icarus... you have to admit these Wheat Fraction stories have a close resemblence to the real life antics of the Star Fraction.
Archbishop
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Hori To
Masuat'aa Matari
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Posted - 2010.09.01 15:17:00 -
[36]
Good craftmanship is always nice.
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Lord Maximullis
Amarr
Universal Army
Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.09.02 11:28:00 -
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Rather amusing, I have to say. I hope you've got some more coming, Merdy.
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Icarus3
Gallente
DAEDALUS X
Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.09.02 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Icarus3 on 02/09/2010 14:06:38
Edited by: Icarus3 on 02/09/2010 14:05:52
Edited by: Icarus3 on 02/09/2010 14:05:26
Originally by: Archbishop
Originally by: Icarus3
This junk again?
Merdaneth you really do have too much time on your hands.
Ah come now Icarus... you have to admit these Wheat Fraction stories have a close resemblence to the real life antics of the Star Fraction.
Archbishop
Merdaneth crossed the line with me(and other members of -SF-) when his hatred dug itself so deep to the point that he began harassing us individually continuously(outside the IGS). Since that day I have not and will not ever read anymore of his nonsense.
Part I I actually gave somewhat of a read.
Part II not a chance... so I really couldn't tell you how well it represents anyone or anything
Part III ... obviously not
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Merdaneth
Amarr
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.09.02 14:40:00 -
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Originally by: Icarus3
Merdaneth crossed the line with me(and other members of -SF-) when his hatred dug itself so deep to the point that he began harassing us individually continuously(outside the IGS). Since that day I have not and will not ever read anymore of his nonsense.
I can't recall that I have ever adressed you directly outside of the IGS mr. Icarus. Could you inform me and the public about these real or imagined cases of continual individual harassment?
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.09.02 15:50:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 02/09/2010 15:52:00
Originally by: Merdaneth
The bleating of dista'(sheep) and the lowing of rothe'(cattle) fills the air of this...attempt. I reiterate...attempt, I take it you haven't trained satire beyond Lvl 1 yet?
Syn Callibri
Mistress of the Blood Pact
"Naut-elghinyrr" of Vulkor-Khaine
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Icarus3
Gallente
DAEDALUS X
Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.09.03 11:17:00 -
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Edited by: Icarus3 on 03/09/2010 11:26:30
Originally by: Merdaneth
Originally by: Icarus3
Merdaneth crossed the line with me(and other members of -SF-) when his hatred dug itself so deep to the point that he began harassing us individually continuously(outside the IGS). Since that day I have not and will not ever read anymore of his nonsense.
I can't recall that I have ever adressed you directly outside of the IGS mr. Icarus. Could you inform me and the public about these real or imagined cases of continual individual harassment?
You know exactly what I am speaking of. Play dumb all you wish. The only reason you weren't able to succeed in whatever it is you were attempting was simply due to sanctions placed on you by individual members of The Star Fraction.
You took things to far and folks were fed up with your pathetic games and immaturity. Like I said in my last communication with you... "Keep it on the IGS".
I have no desire or need to call upon others to provide evidence as I know behind this gloomy exterior of yours you know it to be true. That is good enough for me... having you too embarrassed to even admit it... 
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2010.09.04 01:45:00 -
[42]
Lol, Merdaneth, you and Jade should get a room and make sweet, sweet love. All night long.
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Cecilia Syal
Minmatar
Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2010.09.05 08:39:00 -
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Originally by: Icarus3
Merdaneth crossed the line with me(and other members of -SF-) when his hatred dug itself so deep to the point that he began harassing us individually continuously(outside the IGS).
they call this bullying, you should report this to grown up mr Icarus4 , often time i have these kind people try to steal my teddybear and ruin my fun
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Lucius Vindictus
Amarr
Ordo Magna
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Posted - 2010.09.05 14:13:00 -
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Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 05/09/2010 14:16:09
Originally by: Icarus3
You took things to far and folks were fed up with your pathetic games and immaturity. Like I said in my last communication with you... "Keep it on the IGS".
This is rich... I recall your obsession with Garst Tyrell and no.mercy that we all had to endure for weeks. During that time others, including Archbishop I remember, were plucked into unwanted discussions with your former director while in their pod. Way to "keep it on the IGS".
If you don't like people commenting you on your words, maybe you shouldn't speak them so frequently and at such great lengths?
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Nefher Zhila
Amarr
Khar Orda
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Posted - 2010.09.05 18:06:00 -
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Excelent comedy!
I admire your satirical abilities Merdaneth.
My best wishes and hopes that you'll continue this satirical saga (as material for it won't be in short supply for sure).
*Nefher Zhila vows in the projection and the channel is cut*
Khanid Loyalist,Bahadir of Family Zhila.
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