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IQ 001
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:41:00 -
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Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 22:42:56
Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 22:41:54
A large fleet of Red ships were seen illegally entering the Kiartanne Constellation, subsequently a Blue fleet followed and engaged.
Megacorps been the leading cause of Universal Warming and Space congestion, she is undergoing an effort to legalise activities and tax appropriately. For over 5 weeks 2F forms for miners and SC forms general pilots were available on the bottom right hand corner of the townhalls notice board (ignorance is not an excuse), and none have been returned.
All pilots have been warned to return the forms or be repatriated.
Red Federation pilots refused when asked, so to did Blue Republic.
Please note, all SC fines collected go to the orphans created in the Astrogation Disaster.
Please fill out the below form to legalise your pressence.
(this is real life information we want, we want the real life name of ur spaceship)
1. About you
Mrs, Ms, Miss, Mr, Other (delete as necessary)
Title:
First name *
Last name *
System, Planet, Continent *
Nation/Town/City *
Postcode *
Date of birth
DD/MM/YYYY
2. Vehicle details
If you wish to register vehicles, please enter your vehicles details below, else skip to section 3:
Vehicle Registration Mark (Number Plate) *
Make (e.g Titan) *
Please tick one of the following:
I am the registered keeper of these vehicles. To qualify for the discount this vehicle must be registered with the DVLA in your name and at the address for which you are applying for the residents' discount:
This vehicle is a corporation or alliance lease (yes/no):
NB The vehicle capacities must NOT exceed 100,000m3 or the length must not exceed 5000m.
Are you an owner of an above vehicle? yes/no
3. Documents proving you are outside Congestion Zone
Please read guidance notes before completing this section. Please mark* TWO of the following boxes to show us what documents you are providing as proofs that you do not live in the Congestion Charging Zone: The items you choose to submit must show your full name and address (which must match the details on your account).
A photocopy of your current POSes parking permit, or a parking permit approval letter which clearly shows your POS moon location and system:
or
A spreadsheet of transaction logs for the current year to be outside the congestion zone:
or
Your income support book or entitlement letter:
or
A formal office rental agreement out congestion zone:
or
A photocopy of your space driving licence:
All photocopies that you send as proof must be clear otherwise we may ask you for more proof, which will delay your registration being processed. We will not return your proofs to you so do not send in original documents. Please note that we do not accept any documents other than those listed above.
4. Payment details
Please note that a 1,000,000 ISK registration payment is needed for your application to be completed. Please tick * the following box to show that you are providing the payment:
I enclose the 1,000,000 ISK registration payment:
You can also use this form to pay for the Congestion Charge in advance. The charge you select will start from the same date that your discount is processed.
Please tick one * of the following to choose a payment period:
Weekly - (5 charging days in a row) discounted cost 4,000,000 ISK
Monthly - (20 charging days in a row) discounted cost 16,000,000 ISK
Annual - (252 charging days in a row) discounted cost 200,000,000 ISK.
Total =
Please tick one * of the following:
I am sending the ISK via contract:
I am sending the ISK directly to the CEO or registered directors:
I authorize you to destroy my ships to cover the charge of congestion:
5. Declaration
Please read the following declaration very carefully and tick the boxes where indicated to confirm that you have read and understood it. If you do not tick the boxes and/or sign and date this declaration then your application will be rejected. By signing this form, I certify (ctd)
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Zuk Hades
Minmatar
Cult of Grungni
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:43:00 -
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1st, and i don't understand the question
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Comboduck
Minmatar
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:43:00 -
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what the flying ****
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IQ 001
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:44:00 -
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god dam spacial anoms...
continued
sign and date this declaration then your application will be rejected. By signing this form, I certify that I fully understand the criteria for eligibility as set out in the guidance notes and that the details given on this form are to the best of my knowledge true and correct. I understand that filing a false declaration knowingly and wilfully is a criminal offence for which I may be prosecuted. In accordance with the requirements of the New Eden Congestion Charging Order 22004, as varied, I undertake to notify TfE of any changes in my personal circumstances that may affect the validity of my entitlement to the discount. By signing this form, I confirm that I am aware of the data collection information provided in the guidance notes with this form. Where TfE requires verification from a third party (relevant third parties are listed in the guidance notes), I request that the appropriate third party provide TfE with the information required to verify that the information I have supplied on this form is correct. I understand that TfE needs to identify possible fraudulent use of discounts. I accept that this may include on-street and residential checks, and the analysis of the movements of randomly selected vehicles in the Congestion Charging zone. I agree that if I have applied for a discount to which I am not entitled TfE may disclose relevant details to Local Authorities and Law Enforcement agencies. I understand that I am not entitled to use the discount until I have received written confirmation from TfE that the discount is active. If I travel into the Congestion Charge zone before I have been issued with discount status I will be issued Penalty Charge Notices for which I will be liable. I understand and accept that Authorised Officers working on behalf of TfE may ask to visit my home before or after issue of this discount to make sure that the information I have supplied is correct. If I refuse I understand that TfE may not issue the discount or the discount may be withdrawn. I confirm that the vehicle capacities must NOT exceed 100,000m3 or the length must not exceed 5000m.
Tick :
I confirm that I have read and that I understand the above declaration.
I confirm that I am at least 17 Scheenin years old and the address I have given is my main home. I also confirm that I will live at this address for at least 13 weeks and I would normally stay at the property for at least four nights a week.
Signature *
Date *
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Darth Kailyn
Minmatar
Navy of Xoc
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:49:00 -
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I'm not reading this.
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IQ 001
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Zuk Hades
1st, and i don't understand the question
im asking them to fill out their forms to legalise their transit in the Kiartanne Constellation, or its R v B v PANIC
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Gistatis Tribunus
Minmatar
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:51:00 -
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holy **** that's a big post
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"The." -Oceano da Cruz |
ImmaSplodeYou
Amarr
Hounds of Cullan
Cerberus.
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:52:00 -
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You have too much ****ing time on your hands. I hear it's sunny out
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Lykouleon
Gallente
Trust Doesn't Rust
Mostly Cookie
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:55:00 -
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I think you missed IGS by a couple so sub-forums 
Quote:
Aedun Sole > flying with lyk is like flying a bus filled with 5 year old children
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Zuk Hades
Minmatar
Cult of Grungni
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:56:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Kailyn
I'm not reading this.
you should, it's the perfect example why they tell you drugs are bad for you
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Comboduck
Minmatar
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: IQ 001
im asking them to fill out their forms to legalise their transit in the Kiartanne Constellation, or its R v B v PANIC
16 random carebearing rpers vs 1000+ total pvpers, I think you will be victorious.
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Berneh
Gallente
LEGI0N
SOUL CARTEL
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:00:00 -
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Mrs, Ms, Miss, Mr, Other MR
Title: Lord
First name * Berneh
Last name * BigBalls
System, Planet, Continent * yo mamma
Nation/Town/City * i bought a hat
Postcode * 0MGW7F
Date of birth yesterday
DD/MM/YYYY FOFOFOFOFOFFOFOFFOFOFOFOF
2. Vehicle details yo mommas ass
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Grandorr
Gallente
Galaxy Punks
Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:05:00 -
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Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:11:00 -
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We never recieved them.
Our dog ate them.
Our ravenous bugblatter beast of traal ate them once it ate our dog.
wut?
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Shamblingform
Gallente
Reliables Inc
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:11:00 -
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this thread delivers!! 
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IQ 001
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mangala Solaris
We never recieved them.
Our dog ate them.
Our ravenous bugblatter beast of traal ate them once it ate our dog.
wut?
there were available in the townhall for over 6 weeks..... ignorance is not an excuse
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Sleevedace
Amarr
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:14:00 -
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Cool.
Sounds good.
Shame this is a ripoff of Helicity's Blog post.
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Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:19:00 -
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Still waiting for those decs ;)
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IQ 001
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:23:00 -
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Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 23:23:52
Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 23:23:01
Originally by: Mangala Solaris
Still waiting for those decs ;)
Corporate Vote - Declare War Against Blue Republic
From: IQ 001
Sent: 2010.08.30 22:14
it would be easier if u filled in the forms...
Originally by: Sleevedace
Cool.
Sounds good.
Shame this is a ripoff of Helicity's Blog post.
dont know much about this blog thing u talk about, would u be talking about the 2B i donated to rid the universal of mining pirates?
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Salita Aria
Minmatar
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: IQ 001
Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 23:23:52
Edited by: IQ 001 on 30/08/2010 23:23:01
Originally by: Mangala Solaris
Still waiting for those decs ;)
Corporate Vote - Declare War Against Blue Republic
From: IQ 001
Sent: 2010.08.30 22:14
it would be easier if u filled in the forms...
Originally by: Sleevedace
Cool.
Sounds good.
Shame this is a ripoff of Helicity's Blog post.
dont know much about this blog thing u talk about, would u be talking about the 2B i donated to rid the universal of mining pirates?
You do know that if it's a corporate vote, you're not talking to us... but the peers in your corp. So thus we can't see what you try to insult us with.
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Mangala Solaris
Caldari
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:34:00 -
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we bite our thumbs at thee sir!
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Dark 0verlord
Minmatar
Therapy.
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:35:00 -
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I've been in corps that have decced rvb. Dude you just punched the hornets nest as you will be blobbed and will die a horrible death. Have fun. :D
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Reneg Destir
Caldari
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.30 23:46:00 -
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/me shrugs.
when in rome
Ahoy there scallywag!
Red Vs Blue thee tru and rightfull MASTERS of thee eve cluster be puttin the black spot on you and your corporation. Within days you be restin in davy jones locker. Repent now while you still be breathing pod goo. (were still in cAoD right?? ***GOTS!!!)
~Reneg Destir
Member of the order of the BLUE ROSE *****ES.
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The Duty of brave pod pilots during times of great danger is to suffer , endure great loss and if need be to die, but above all seek out the enemy and fight him. |
Musical Fist
Gallente
NAP Coalition
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Posted - 2010.08.31 00:29:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Comboduck
Originally by: IQ 001
im asking them to fill out their forms to legalise their transit in the Kiartanne Constellation, or its R v B v PANIC
16 random carebearing rpers vs 1000+ total pvpers, I think you will be victorious.
/Signed because NAPs Online is all about who has the fattest arse
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Jane Calvert
Gallente
Caldari Deep Space Ventures
Reckoning.
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Posted - 2010.08.31 00:38:00 -
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*sigh* Is this what CAOD has become?
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Gistatis Tribunus
Minmatar
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2010.08.31 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Calvert
*sigh* Is this what CAOD has become?
You're assuming that anything from COAD is actually good.
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"The." -Oceano da Cruz |
Disastro
Caldari
Wrecking Shots
-Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2010.08.31 11:36:00 -
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OMG....Purple op! Purple op!
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128th ABC123
Caldari
Victorious Bastards
Evil-Bastards
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Posted - 2010.08.31 11:47:00 -
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More and more this forum seems to be populated by 12 year olds...
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Ranger Aliutr
Gallente
P.A.N.I.C
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Posted - 2010.08.31 12:20:00 -
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Even I couldn't be bothered to read that much IQ...
At least our beloved 2-Fs were readable...
And yes Helicity's 12-B was our inspiration :)
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Yankunytjatjara
Amarr
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.08.31 12:47:00 -
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Sir, I am eagerly waiting to sign my declaration on your ass. WITH FIRE!
And don't forget the tactical overview option for solo/small gangs: Ship Velocity Vectors |
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