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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.09.02 22:26:00 -
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I'm making a note here "huge success"!
With Hydra Reloaded Disbanded and the world of eve just beginning to feel the effects... Who are we kidding? Most people don't even know what hydra reloaded is. Anyway now that I have delivered on my promise and generated an epic amount of lulz I would like to offer my services to the highest bidder.
Be aware however the failure to pay me may result in "unforeseen consequences". Not unlike the consequences faced by the golfer who slighted me and ended up causing a 24 acre wild fire with his golf club. The consequences will never be the same...
I can be hired by any user of the C&P sub-forum as entertainment or troll for hire.
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ElJo123
Sons Of 0din The Strangers.
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Posted - 2010.09.02 22:53:00 -
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ok
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RiskyFrisky
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.09.02 22:58:00 -
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You dun goofed. _
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Tella Stratius
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Posted - 2010.09.02 23:05:00 -
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The Goons should hire you to stir up trouble in the NC, then the Goonies, IT Alliance, and the Russkies should form an Axis of Evil and carve up the NC.
Hey, a guy can dream 
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Otocinclus
Minmatar Project Nemesis The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.09.02 23:08:00 -
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Disband all russian alliances, then I will be impressed.
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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.09.02 23:59:00 -
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Isk 85,429,744,355,050.00 Cost of 1 Plex (in isk)300,000,000.00 Cost of 1 Plex (in $)$17.49
Total plex (per isk)284765.8145 Total plex (per $)$4,980,554.10
Opps I appear to have dropped something. Ill just leave this here.
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JASON W0RTHING
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
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Posted - 2010.09.03 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria Isk 85,429,744,355,050.00 Cost of 1 Plex (in isk)300,000,000.00 Cost of 1 Plex (in $)$17.49
Total plex (per isk)284765.8145 Total plex (per $)$4,980,554.10
Opps I appear to have dropped something. Ill just leave this here.
What are those numbers from? Also, Xenuria, you rock. I can't believe you went from random guy *****ing about Hydra lead in alliance voice to the only other person who would listen (me) to disbander of Hydra.
Originally by: CCP Shadow What is thy bidd -- Wait. This thread, I have an irresistible urge to lock it for "being related to neither crime nor punishment."
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 00:47:00 -
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I would like to hire you to disband IT alliance. Payment obviously after you have completed the task. Also I hear goons have some tips that may help you.
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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.09.03 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin I would like to hire you to disband IT alliance. Payment obviously after you have completed the task. Also I hear goons have some tips that may help you.
who the hell do you think taught the goons? Look at the something awful forums for a user named voland. That was me. I was with then in second life also. We had a giant mall in the sky with hilarious stores. One was a store of invisible computers. Anytime a user would enter and then leave it would set off the theft alarm.
I wont be disbanding any more alliance at this point in time but I will gladly accept pay to troll.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Lana Torrin I would like to hire you to disband IT alliance. Payment obviously after you have completed the task. Also I hear goons have some tips that may help you.
who the hell do you think taught the goons? Look at the something awful forums for a user named voland. That was me. I was with then in second life also. We had a giant mall in the sky with hilarious stores. One was a store of invisible computers. Anytime a user would enter and then leave it would set off the theft alarm.
I wont be disbanding any more alliance at this point in time but I will gladly accept pay to troll.
I'm not paying you to troll IT.. The phrase ****ing in an ocean of **** comes to mind..
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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.09.03 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Lana Torrin I would like to hire you to disband IT alliance. Payment obviously after you have completed the task. Also I hear goons have some tips that may help you.
who the hell do you think taught the goons? Look at the something awful forums for a user named voland. That was me. I was with then in second life also. We had a giant mall in the sky with hilarious stores. One was a store of invisible computers. Anytime a user would enter and then leave it would set off the theft alarm.
I wont be disbanding any more alliance at this point in time but I will gladly accept pay to troll.
I'm not paying you to troll IT.. The phrase ****ing in an ocean of **** comes to mind..
fair..
I applied to IT several weeks ago and spoke with max damage and he said IT didnt need anything from me or want anything I have to offer...
lol
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
fair..
I applied to IT several weeks ago and spoke with max damage and he said IT didnt need anything from me or want anything I have to offer...
lol
Really? I've yet to be knocked back on any of my applications to them.. I got a 2 day old character in once (for like 4 hours before they realised). I must just pick good times to do it or something..
Having said that, all their good stuff has always been pretty well locked down. You can pick off the odd thing here and there which more than pays for the time it takes, but I always got the impression that the REALLY expensive stuff was guarded by layer and layer of ineptitude..
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Corellian Smuggler
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Posted - 2010.09.03 04:37:00 -
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This has made my day. You sir/madam have won EVE. You better watch out though, I hear hydra reloaded has backtraced it.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.03 06:01:00 -
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So the question is, how many different ways can an alt of the Hydra Reloaded CEO ask for money? 
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Junko Sideswipe
Haters Gonna Hate
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Posted - 2010.09.03 06:01:00 -
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THEY'RE GONNA BACKTRACE IT GUYS
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 06:09:00 -
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Originally by: Nathan Jameson So the question is, how many different ways can an alt of the Hydra Reloaded CEO ask for money? 
I know the answer but it'll cost you 100M isk to find out.
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Intigo
Amarr Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2010.09.03 06:50:00 -
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Lana, your posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately. ___________________
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 06:57:00 -
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Originally by: Intigo Lana, your posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately.
Awww.. You've always been so nice to me in the past.. Complementing me and generally loling along with whatever I do.. Why the change of heart?
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Reami Sotsku
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Posted - 2010.09.03 07:16:00 -
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Edited by: Reami Sotsku on 03/09/2010 07:22:17 I dare you. That was a fluke, through out eve there have been ppl like you. They get lucky once and can never do the same thing again. And just because you had leverage in a place that no one saw you coming from doesn't mean you should think your kadoodle is bigger then mine. I'm after you cuz i'm better then you.
Don't get me wrong good work on Hydra. But your not pro your lucky.
P.S. Adolpho Grinder is a douche nozzel.  
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.03 08:03:00 -
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Everyone's posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately. ~
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.09.03 08:05:00 -
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I am well impressed by teh poasting in these heare thread.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 08:10:00 -
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Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Everyone's posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately.
Shut down the forums and kick everyone in to the street?? Its cold out and possibly snowing.. And you want to kick everyone out on xmas eve?! ON XMAS EVE??!!
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.03 08:24:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Everyone's posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately.
Shut down the forums and kick everyone in to the street?? Its cold out and possibly snowing.. And you want to kick everyone out on xmas eve?! ON XMAS EVE??!!
If this was a recovery attempt, thanks for proving my point. ~
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.03 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Everyone's posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately.
Shut down the forums and kick everyone in to the street?? Its cold out and possibly snowing.. And you want to kick everyone out on xmas eve?! ON XMAS EVE??!!
If this was a recovery attempt, thanks for proving my point.
No it was a "30 mins before I can go home WILL THIS DAY EVER END!!!" post.. Also glad to see you are back to hating already.
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Reami Sotsku
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Everyone's posting is absolutely disgusting. Please cease immediately.
Shut down the forums and kick everyone in to the street?? Its cold out and possibly snowing.. And you want to kick everyone out on xmas eve?! ON XMAS EVE??!!
If this was a recovery attempt, thanks for proving my point.
No it was a "30 mins before I can go home WILL THIS DAY EVER END!!!" post.. Also glad to see you are back to hating already.
But we <3 U.
P.S. Adolpho grinder needs plastic surgery for his face.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:12:00 -
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Great story. Go, Xenuria! Will you marry me? Let us make babies and get old. --
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Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:22:00 -
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you people are so ******ed and gullible its not even funny. Are you all really THAT stupid ?
I mean REALLY ?
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Mr Cocojambo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: Razzor Death you people are so ******ed and gullible its not even funny. Are you all really THAT stupid ?
I mean REALLY ?
And with YOU people, do you meen those in this thread? the Hydra alliance members? all the people in the world? All players in EVE? or the teddy's watching you play EVE in mums basement?
I bet most peeps had a great time in Hydra and did actually learn alot of usefull things... Maybe you should learn to be more positive A smile and a laugh, or even a cheerfull coment on the forum, could do you well Razzor... Dont end up all bitter and hatefull like Spank 
There is already enough bitter, belittled and angry nitpickers in here..
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:45:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Cocojambo Dont end up all bitter and hatefull like Spank 
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Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Cocojambo And with YOU people, do you meen those in this thread? the Hydra alliance members? all the people in the world? All players in EVE? or the teddy's watching you play EVE in mums basement?
I bet most peeps had a great time in Hydra and did actually learn alot of usefull things... Maybe you should learn to be more positive A smile and a laugh, or even a cheerfull coment on the forum, could do you well Razzor... Dont end up all bitter and hatefull like Spank 
There is already enough bitter, belittled and angry nitpickers in here..
The people buying into to this blatantly obvious scam. And thank you for your advice and observations on my style of posting, I guess in reality you are right so I might just give that a try.
Thank you Mr coco
now **** off and die in a fire (in game etc etc) -------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v |
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