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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:09:00 -
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Ok, so here is whats going down...
Me, 39... GF 23! She looks so gorgeous, people turn around to see her and run into stuff and such.
How did I do it? No idea. I got a reasonably sized belly, dont do sports realy, am not very rich, I have NO CLUE ABOUT WOMEN...
And she seems to actually have fallen for me?!!1!
Crazy world, I tell ya.
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Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:12:00 -
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I endorse this product\service 
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cr34t1v3
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:13:00 -
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togtfo
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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Phosphorus Palladium on 08/09/2010 13:14:21
Oh yeah, what I forgot to tell about me... like to get high, and yeah, I guess I was looking or the woman of my dreams. Used to have a lot, but then got sick of it. Just too many probs - if you know what I mean.
Anyways, since I like to play EVE and this is my crowd, just thought I would share...
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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Phosphorus Palladium on 08/09/2010 13:16:35
Originally by: Vogue I endorse this product\service 
So do I. Man, I dont know what the F*** just hit me.
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Tejal Charu
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:17:00 -
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Well, you do know what they say:
If it's too good to be true...
I forgot the rest  |

Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Tejal Charu Well, you do know what they say:
If it's too good to be true...
I forgot the rest 
You know, thats what I thought as well. But without bringing Applebabe out of the dark forest she lives in... That girl is f******* real.
Oh boy!
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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Tejal Charu Well, you do know what they say:
If it's too good to be true...
I forgot the rest 
Oh dear, too drunk to handle the forums...
Anyways she is damn real. I got to get a hang of it still.
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vulnevia
The Exploited. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.08 13:36:00 -
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She's got daddy issues, get out before it's to late!!! |

Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.09.08 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: vulnevia She's got daddy issues, get the most out of it before it's too late!!!
fixxored  _
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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: vulnevia She's got daddy issues, get the most out of it before it's too late!!!
fixxored 

Meh, her life is not easy, that much I know.
But I have been through so much s*** it does not matter.
So yeah, I think this might actually work. We'll see.
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Mister Gimp
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Posted - 2010.09.08 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium
Oh dear, too drunk to handle the forums...
Anyways she is damn real. I got to get a hang of it still.
Oh dear, you are really going to regret this in 12 hours time  |

Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 16:12:00 -
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Edited by: Phosphorus Palladium on 08/09/2010 16:13:24
Originally by: Mister Gimp
Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium
Oh dear, too drunk to handle the forums...
Anyways she is damn real. I got to get a hang of it still.
Oh dear, you are really going to regret this in 12 hours time 
Hmm, its already a little over 12 hours ago...
Actually, I met her 2 years ago first. I am (or was) single, so I almost forgot about her. You know, single guy, you can do whatever you want and some crazy stuff happens ;)
Anyways. her girlfriend always told me she wanted to hear from me, but I never called. I thought, such a pretty young girl can have all the guys in the world, so no need to call.
Then we met again, and I saw much more in her than just good looks. A heart of gold. Now THAT is a treasure. So that`s why she got me now. If her heart of gold stays as it is, than this will last a long time.
You see, I am a scumbag. A used to be bad guy. She is a flower, the beam of light I need. I can feel the good in her. She is so fragile. But when I talk with her, all my rudeness is gone and I can only be nice.
I have a hard time trusting anybody (and that is not because of EVE ;) but if this turns out to be as real as it seems... WOW.
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El Tuco
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.09.08 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium Edited by: Phosphorus Palladium on 08/09/2010 16:13:24
Originally by: Mister Gimp
Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium
You see, I am a scumbag. A used to be bad guy. She is a flower, the beam of light I need. I can feel the good in her. She is so fragile. But when I talk with her, all my rudeness is gone and I can only be nice.
I have a hard time trusting anybody (and that is not because of EVE ;) but if this turns out to be as real as it seems... WOW.
I highlighted the important parts. Confirming that feeling good inside of her is a good thing.
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Phosphorus Palladium
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Posted - 2010.09.08 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: El Tuco
Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium Edited by: Phosphorus Palladium on 08/09/2010 16:13:24
Originally by: Mister Gimp
Originally by: Phosphorus Palladium
You see, I am a scumbag. A used to be bad guy. She is a flower, the beam of light I need. I can feel the good in her. She is so fragile. But when I talk with her, all my rudeness is gone and I can only be nice.
I have a hard time trusting anybody (and that is not because of EVE ;) but if this turns out to be as real as it seems... WOW.
I highlighted the important parts. Confirming that feeling good inside of her is a good thing.
 
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Ratnix Foisen
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Posted - 2010.09.08 16:46:00 -
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My ex-gf's daughter, at the age of 18 started working where we did. After a couple of months she broke up with her current bf, a couple of years older than her, and started dating a guy at work who was then 37.
He is now unemployed due to a previous work injury and has been for over 3 years, he is and was overweight. For the most part all he does is sit at home and drink get high and buy car parts and work on fixing up cars he buys.
They have been together for over 5 years now and seem to be very happy. She is very attractive, and is a year away from getting a degree in the medical field so she will always be able to have a good job.
The key to the whole thing. Daddy issues. If you described her bf and her father, except for the fact that her bf is overweight and her father isn't, you wouldn't know the difference between the 2 if you didn't know them or their names.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2010.09.08 17:11:00 -
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Moral of the story is a taliban; treat your daughters like **** and pay it forward.
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Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2010.09.08 18:13:00 -
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Edited by: Ashira Twilight on 08/09/2010 18:15:09
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: vulnevia She's got daddy issues, get the most out of it before it's too late!!!
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This, enjoy it while it lasts.
edit with the obligatory "does she have a sister?"
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.09.08 18:23:00 -
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She used to be a dude.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.09.08 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Atticus Fynch She used to be a dude.
Why would that bother anybody ?  _
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