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Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.18 18:21:00 - [1] LOS ANGELES, March 3rd, 2010 - New Orleans now has another reason to call itself "The Big Easy." The home of this year's Super Bowl champs has taken the top spot in Condomania's ranking of U.S. cities by *** size! And the men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average * size in the nation. As for the "biggest" state in the Union? While New Hampshire may be one of the smallest states, it's not so small when it comes to * size, topping CondomaniaÆs state by state comparison. America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of * sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average * size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's *es. So just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data. "These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy." says Chris Filkins, CondomaniaÆs Directory of Technology. "After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 *es, we now have the most comprehensive database of * sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting." Previously, the largest formal survey of * sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect * sizes on pre-stamped cards. Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect * to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest. "Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their * size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Filkins, "our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." Filkins continues, "The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom." Here are some highlights from Condomania's *** database: * Top Ranking State by Average ***** Size: New Hampshire * Lowest Ranking State by Average ***** Size: Wyoming * Top Ranking U.S. City by Average ***** Size: New Orleans * Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C. * Lowest Ranking City by Average ***** Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth * Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average ***** Size is Bigger! * ***es Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest *es are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest **es are Longer Than 10" in Length *** Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length 50 States Ordered by *** Size 1. New Hampshire 2. Oregon 3. New York 4. Indiana 5. Arizona 6. Hawaii 7. Louisiana 8. Massachusetts 9. Alabama 10. Washington 11. New Mexico 12. California 13. Arkansas 14. Nevada
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.18 18:23:00 - [2] 15. Virginia 16. Tennessee 17. Illinois 18. Oklahoma 19. South Dakota 20. Georgia 21. Pennsylvania 22. Mississippi 23. Michigan 24. Florida 25. Rhode Island 26. Kansas 27. Maryland 28. Minnesota 29. Vermont 30. Connecticut 31. Wisconsin 32. New Jersey 33. North Dakota 34. Idaho 35. Texas 36. Missouri 37. Montana 38. Ohio 39. Nebraska 40. Colorado 41. Maine 42. North Carolina 43. Delaware 44. South Carolina 45. Kentucky 46. West Virginia 47. Alaska 48. Iowa 49. Utah 50. Wyoming
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2010.09.18 19:10:00 - [3] Edited by: Intense Thinker on 18/09/2010 19:10:31 Wow, you really REALLY love ****! Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.18 19:18:00 - [4] Originally by: Intense Thinker Edited by: Intense Thinker on 18/09/2010 19:10:31 Wow, you really REALLY love **! NAH! I just thought i was the biggest ** around. Now I see it's only on the forums.
Viktor Fyretracker Caldari Fyretracker Heavy Industries	Posted - 2010.09.18 19:40:00 - [5] Using stereotypes commonly mentioned in Standup Comedy and other places I could place a theory on why NO is known to have the most big ones. But I will not throw that gasoline into the fire pit and start an expected flame war.
So Sensational GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2010.09.19 00:16:00 - [6] Originally by: Viktor Fyretracker Using stereotypes commonly mentioned in Standup Comedy and other places I could place a theory on why NO is known to have the most big ones. But I will not throw that gasoline into the fire pit and start an expected flame war. Because of the *******?
Wendat Huron Stellar Solutions	Posted - 2010.09.19 01:00:00 - [7] Doesn't really matter when your women turn into busses does it? Delenda est achura.
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.19 03:05:00 - [8] Originally by: Wendat Huron Doesn't really matter when your women turn into busses does it? Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy	Posted - 2010.09.19 03:34:00 - [9] Delaware is all the way down there at #43 yet it really doesn't seem that way IRL . I do like how they say "Everything is bigger in Texas" though Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
JordanParey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2010.09.19 06:25:00 - [10] **** YEAH NEW MEXICO Isn't the biggest, but we're bigger than Texas :D [i]2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, sw
Zeba ForumWhoor Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2010.09.19 07:09:00 - [11] Edited by: Zeba ForumWhoor on 19/09/2010 07:10:05 And to think I was banned for less, ermmm provacative content.. ZOMG!!!
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc.	Posted - 2010.09.19 11:45:00 - [12] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 19/09/2010 11:46:31 Now I understand why all those Virginians left for Texas all those years ago EDIT: Originally by: Zeba ForumWhoor Edited by: Zeba ForumWhoor on 19/09/2010 07:10:05 And to think I was banned for less, ermmm provacative content.. LOL, poor Zeba Not sure what you got bannedfor,but I doubt it could have been worse then what I posted in the Yarr thread in GD Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.19 15:36:00 - [13] Originally by: Zeba ForumWhoor Edited by: Zeba ForumWhoor on 19/09/2010 07:10:05 And to think I was banned for less, ermmm provacative content.. Petition it and get another Dev to look at your issue. I did once and they unbanned me. I've found that the forum mods are sensitive to words, not content. As you can see from this thread, the word ***** never comes up because it's censored, and there is really no dirty talk included.
Zeba ForumWhoor Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2010.09.19 18:57:00 - [14] Oh I could care less about the ban. I'm sure it was along the lines of a mod being prissy about something so I will let them enjoy their revenge. Besides, did it stop me from posting anyways? ZOMG!!!
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.09.20 01:20:00 - [15] Originally by: Zeba ForumWhoor Oh I could care less about the ban. I'm sure it was along the lines of a mod being prissy about something so I will let them enjoy their revenge. Besides, did it stop me from posting anyways? Give'em hell, Zeba. I always look forward to your posts.
Lord Wamphyri Amarr Starside Lost	Posted - 2010.09.20 11:09:00 - [16] Huh huh huh.. he said 'winkie' huh huh huh huh.. My EVE Tattoo! My Second EVE Tattoo!

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