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ps3ud0nym
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 06:20:00 -
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In honor of Privateers WarDec, I am reposting this. Thanks for WarDecing us! Empire is awfully boring with-out you!
A Privateer went down to Deklin
A Privateer went down to Deklin, he was looking for a kill to steal. He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young man flying a Rifter and running it hot. And the pirate jumped upon a veldspar rock and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Rifter pilot too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now you fly pretty good solo, boy, but give a pirate his due: "I bet a Rifter of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you." The boy said: "My name's Sa Matra and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Sa Matra overheat your guns and fly that Rifter hard. 'Cos hells broke loose in Deklin and pirates deal the cards. And if you win you get this shiny Titan made of gold. But if you lose, a pirate gets your soul!
That pirate loaded up is guns and said: "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his turret points as he streaked in fast and low. he overheats his microwarp and it makes an evil hiss. Then griefers smacked in local and it sounded something like this.
(Griefer talk in background)
When the devil finished, Sa Matra said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But warp to that gate, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Focus on the primary, run boys, run! Privateers are trying to ruin Dreddit's fun. Docking games in Jita, where will we go? "Do pirates want a fair fight?" "No, child, no."
That pirate bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden Rifter on the grid at Matra's feet. Sa Matra said: "Pirate just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I told you once, you gate camping *****, I'm the best that's ever been."
Focus fire on the primary, run boys, run! Privateers are trying to ruin Dreddit's fun. Docking games in Jita, where will we go? "Can pirates win a fair fight?" "No, child, no."
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Rick Rothsar
Minmatar Ghosts of Ragnarok Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 06:22:00 -
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in b4 WIdot
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TempSniper
Minmatar SniggWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.10.01 07:14:00 -
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i lol'd but im calling bs when the hell did private*****s the biggest ****s of eve ever leave jita?
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Garreth Vlox
Minmatar Hysterically Unforgiving Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.10.01 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: TempSniper i lol'd but im calling bs when the hell did private*****s the biggest ****s of eve ever leave jita?
i saw one of them in rens once, i think he got lost.
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ps3ud0nym
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: TempSniper i lol'd but im calling bs when the hell did private*****s the biggest ****s of eve ever leave jita?
We actually saw one in DKUK in a Legion once. Before we took a vacation down in curse =). That is why I wrote the song. I wonder what they would do if both Goons and TEST both war deced them and moved into Jita for a month =P.
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Czeris
Caldari Bad Kitty Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.10.01 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: ps3ud0nym
Originally by: TempSniper i lol'd but im calling bs when the hell did private*****s the biggest ****s of eve ever leave jita?
We actually saw one in DKUK in a Legion once. Before we took a vacation down in curse =). That is why I wrote the song. I wonder what they would do if both Goons and TEST both war deced them and moved into Jita for a month =P.
Is this a trick question? If anything shoots back at them, they dock up. I thought that was pretty standard?
It is really funny how bad they are if they're not sitting at Jita 4/4 waiting for people to blackscreen when they undock.
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Wu Jiaqiu
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 11:30:00 -
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**Deklein
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Dr Cheeto
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 12:41:00 -
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Was it a Rifter of gold or a Titan of gold?
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS AMBIGUITY!
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.01 13:09:00 -
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Snots Photo Album of Deklein
I do love how worked up you guys get when we dec youàà.
Through direct discussions with The Mittani it was explained that: ôthe Test Tube Abortions are the kids that arenÆt cool enough to get into Goon Fed. They try their hardest to be like a goon but their ways just come off as ôtrying too hardöà..
As for Priv not leaving Jita, I would like it to be known that we have just recently brought Jita up to Level-5 on the Military Index by farming you all at 4-4 and we hope to be able to bring the other major trade hubs to that level soon as wellà
I on the other hand have been designated as PriviÆs 0.0 explorer to determine what Privi members could be missing by not venturing out to where the ôleetö flyàà
My exploration confirmed the following happen all day in 0.0:
1.The 0.0 ôleetö station camp more than anyone in Empire does while using Super Caps and hundreds of anchored warp dis bubbles à..
2.The 0.0 ôleetö are a lot safer flying around because they set everyone within 50 jumps of them blueà.
3.The 0.0 ôleetö have it a lot easier time of ganking ships because they use drag bubbles, hics, dics, carrier support fighters, and on and onàà.
4.The 0.0 ôleetö gate camp more than anyone in Empire and run back to hide in their fully armed POSÆs when things get a little to hot for themààà
5.The 0.0 ôleetö donÆt do any peevpee unless they are 99% sure that they will have overwhelming fire power. The 1% is left over for the off chance that they got baited.
6.The 0.0 ôleetö sell ships and equipment at outposts to their own members at insane prices ripping each other off all the timeàà.
I have more which I can post later but I wanted to set the record straight before things got a little out of hand. I will be in my Hound all weekend snapping photos of you Test Tube Abortions and posting them to the People Of Wal-Mart websiteàà..so smile big for meà. 
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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mustangsally31
Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 13:28:00 -
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I thought everyone who wasnt a douche left Privateers for The Orphanage, I guess someone got left behind or wasnt invited.  
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FinalShowdown
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
I do love how worked up you guys get when we dec youàà.
I do love how you have to write a defensive essay every time someone mentions you on CAOD.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.01 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Test Tube #574598 I do love how you have to write a defensive essay every time someone mentions you on CAOD.
That would have been nice if the op actually mentioned me...
The essay was easy and is a pretty standard defense to the whole Jita thing so I am glad you all enjoyed it..
btw.......I am loaded up on shrap bombs for this weekends runs on the EC- camp so don't miss the fun!!...
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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HarrietMiers
Minmatar Helljumpers Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.01 19:35:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot Alt rage.
U mad bro?
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Falin Whalen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.10.01 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
1.The Privateers station camp more than anyone in Empire
2.The Privateers are a lot safer flying around Empire because Concord takes care of anyone not wardeced attacking them.
3.The Privateers have it a lot easier time of ganking ships because they use Jita lag
4.The Privateers gate camp more than anyone in Empire and run back to hide in their Empire stations when it gets a little hot for them
5.The Privateers donÆt do any peevpee unless they are 99% sure that they will have overwhelming fire power. The 1% is left over for the off chance that they got baited.
Fixed that for you.
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.01 20:24:00 -
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IsnÆt that fun!! Now you get itàà..most of what we get called out for in Jita is the same stuff the ôleetö peevpeeÆrs do in 0.0à.
The difference is that you even have it easier because of all the stuff you decided to leave outà..plus you use lag more than we doà.
No need to get all mad about itàà..just embrace the fact that 0.0 is a lot less dangerous than what Privateers face each day in the trade hubs of Empireà.
Fly safeàà..out there is NAP Landàà.
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.10.01 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: HarrietMiers
Originally by: Snot Shot Alt rage.
Alt posting clever (certainly not overused) meme
Does snot make you mad.......cause you kinda seem mad...
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Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.10.01 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot ..plus you use lag more than we doà.
Common Snot, I generally enjoy your posts....but most of your fighting happens on 4-4 in Jita....and thats plenty laggy, sir.
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Dr Cheeto
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.01 20:40:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Cheeto on 01/10/2010 20:41:09 Edited by: Dr Cheeto on 01/10/2010 20:40:45 I can't imagine the amount of skill it takes to wardec nullsec corps and then immediatley retract the wardec if and when the corp decides to start bringing real fights.
You guys sure are pro as f***. I wish I was half that good.
Oh, well. Back to flying in lagged-out fleet fights with Ev0ke.
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Falin Whalen
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.10.01 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
IsnÆt that fun!! Now you get itàà..most of what we get called out for in Jita is the same stuff the ôleetö peevpeeÆrs do in 0.0à.
The difference is that you even have it easier because of all the stuff you decided to leave outà..plus you use lag more than we doà.
No need to get all mad about itàà..just embrace the fact that 0.0 is a lot less dangerous than what Privateers face each day in the trade hubs of Empireà.
Fly safeàà..out there is NAP Landàà.
u mad?
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HarrietMiers
Minmatar Helljumpers Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.01 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nostradamous
Originally by: HarrietMiers
Originally by: Snot Shot Alt rage.
Alt posting clever (certainly not overused) meme
Does snot make you mad.......cause you kinda seem mad...
Protip, i'm not an alt.
Protip, SnotShot is a p. bad poster.
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PeveS
Gallente hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.10.01 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: ps3ud0nym
Originally by: TempSniper i lol'd but im calling bs when the hell did private*****s the biggest ****s of eve ever leave jita?
We actually saw one in DKUK in a Legion once. Before we took a vacation down in curse =). That is why I wrote the song. I wonder what they would do if both Goons and TEST both war deced them and moved into Jita for a month =P.
Its not worth goign to Jita. There is 9238434985something in a mealstrom rigged with 1400s always behin the station. Then there are a few more in abbadon and apoc. Somethines the nice bhaalgorn undockes, but only if they sure they can win. (The bhaal isnt even faction fitted).
The neuts in guardians are also there. So yes, its still plain old docking/gank games.
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Rastino
Minmatar Cryptonym Sleepers Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.02 00:02:00 -
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Snot Shot is not mad!
He is simply a thirty-five year old virgin that desperately crave attention and approval from the rest of us. At the end of the day he is nothing more that an empire carebear that is horrible at this game.
Snot Shot I do believe I speak for a lot of people when I say we all careà If you need a shoulder cry on please just give me a call.
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Batto Rem
Minmatar Task Force Zener Blade.
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Posted - 2010.10.02 02:30:00 -
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dear goons why can't you be this awesome at posting in caod. Stop sucking
thank you that is all
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.02 04:08:00 -
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Test Alliance Please Ignore surrenders to Privateer Alliance From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.01 01:46
The war between Test Alliance Please Ignore and Privateer Alliance is coming to an end. Test Alliance Please Ignore has surrendered to Privateer Alliance. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
What the... ....already!!!...guys, you don't have to surrender so fast.. Everyone knows we retract all our decs to save isk......but still get to shoot you over the weekend....
Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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HarrietMiers
Minmatar Helljumpers Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.02 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
Test Alliance Please Ignore surrenders to Privateer Alliance From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.01 01:46
The war between Test Alliance Please Ignore and Privateer Alliance is coming to an end. Test Alliance Please Ignore has surrendered to Privateer Alliance. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
What the... ....already!!!...guys, you don't have to surrender so fast.. Everyone knows we retract all our decs to save isk......but still get to shoot you over the weekend....
Reported.
Post with your main.
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Rikeka
Amarr Dark Knights of Deneb Iberians.
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Posted - 2010.10.02 06:06:00 -
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CAOD thread thanking the wardec and THEN surrender?  --------------------------
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Rastino
Minmatar Cryptonym Sleepers Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.02 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: Snot Shot
Test Alliance Please Ignore surrenders to Privateer Alliance From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.01 01:46
The war between Test Alliance Please Ignore and Privateer Alliance is coming to an end. Test Alliance Please Ignore has surrendered to Privateer Alliance. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
What the... ....already!!!...guys, you don't have to surrender so fast.. Everyone knows we retract all our decs to save isk......but still get to shoot you over the weekend....
I can confirm the we have surrendered, mostly because we couldnÆt handle Snot Shots pro postingà LOOOOOOOOOOOOL game is still on with the Jita carebears
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White Tree
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: HarrietMiers
Originally by: Snot Shot
Test Alliance Please Ignore surrenders to Privateer Alliance From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.01 01:46
The war between Test Alliance Please Ignore and Privateer Alliance is coming to an end. Test Alliance Please Ignore has surrendered to Privateer Alliance. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
What the... ....already!!!...guys, you don't have to surrender so fast.. Everyone knows we retract all our decs to save isk......but still get to shoot you over the weekend....
Reported.
Post with your main.
You literally have rmfHorus in your corp I'm just saying.
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fpshacker
Gallente Zor Industries Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.02 23:35:00 -
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I think snot shot is mad that TEST keeps killing his dual sebo'd hounds
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Snot Shot
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.03 03:05:00 -
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Its already been replaced.....with one that has triple sebos...... .....am I doing this right... Just Sayin.... Dr. Shot
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