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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 08:33:00 -
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/start whine.
Ok, so I log on to see a very cool ad for these Jinx t-shirts on eve today, that's cool and all.
But ONE huge problem.
There's a dude wearing the shirt, couldn't you have got like, say, a hot chick to model it? Maybe like Jordan Carver. I know Jordan Carver would boost sales. I dont know if these is CCP's fault, or Jin'x fault, but I'm blaming both of you. CCP for not demanding a women and Jinx for allowing some dude to model their t-shirts.
I always thought "sex sells" should be the #1 motto of any RPG game....
I guess space ships and pictures of fat dudes work though.
/stop whine.
Also, if the fat-model dude is reading this. nice shirt bro. _______________________ Hottest Character Ever. |

vulnevia
The Exploited. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.02 08:46:00 -
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I guess more fat guys play this game than hot chicks. And we shouldn't hide the fat nerd in the basement!! |

Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: vulnevia I guess more fat guys play this game than hot chicks. And we shouldn't hide the fat nerd in the basement!!
Which is even more of a reason to get a hot chick to model the t-shirts to the fat nerd in the basement, You don't model the fat nerd to the fat nerd. Thats like selling hamburgers to a cow, or bacon to a pig. _______________________ Hottest Character Ever. |

Amberlamps
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Posted - 2010.10.02 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: Goremageddon Box Thats like selling hamburgers to a cow, or bacon to a pig.
I'm not suppose to do that?
I agree, the fat dude is very off putting and in fact makes these so called "Cool" shirts just look like nerd garments.
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Deathhawk
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2010.10.02 10:25:00 -
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the only reason im not buying the t-shirt... because i know thats what i'm going to look like wearing it!!! haha Inappropriate signature removed. Zymurgist |

Xroxreariad Ramatarapap
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:07:00 -
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But he has tattoos on his arms, doesn't that make him look cool and... stuff?
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:18:00 -
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Who cares those t-shirts are crap anyway. ~_~
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Mistress Ingrid
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:25:00 -
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My problem is not that there are guys modeling, it's the guy modeling the Gallente shirt. WTF?
To add insult to injury, the Gallente are described as "Self-righteous, meddling, pompous and tiresome". Someone doesn't like Gallente at J!nx i guess. I really wanted to buy one too.
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Feilamya
Pain Elemental
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:35:00 -
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A murder that isn't done right is still murder. Same goes for advertising.
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:39:00 -
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Denise Milani would also be a good candidate. infact get both Jordan Carver and Denise Milani to model them. :) _______________________ Hottest Character Ever. |
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John plissken
Caldari Cerbian Cerbian Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.02 11:56:00 -
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it takes you that long to type your pass that u have time to read the log-in? i remember seeing some vague picture of a fat dude, just thought it was a reflection.... oh well 
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: John plissken it takes you that long to type your pass that u have time to read the log-in? i remember seeing some vague picture of a fat dude, just thought it was a reflection.... oh well 
haha.
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John plissken
Caldari Cerbian Cerbian Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:04:00 -
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maybe that's the idea tho.... show people what they would look like wearing it?
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: John plissken maybe that's the idea tho.... show people what they would look like wearing it?
I had no idea the eve base were big burly men with tats....
Now I'm really scared of pirates.
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John plissken
Caldari Cerbian Cerbian Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:06:00 -
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lol not quite that burly, but burly yes & a few tats, but i'm a carebear 
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: John plissken lol not quite that burly, but burly yes & a few tats, but i'm a carebear 
just as long as your not the pink one.
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Adyny Rieph
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Posted - 2010.10.02 12:58:00 -
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They should get me to model them really. I'm a slightly overweight 22 year old who sees no sunlight, but I've looked 35 since I was 15 year old. I was going to the shop to buy cigs for family members at 12. I'm cheap too. I'll do it for 1 PLEX per month.
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Adyny Rieph They should get me to model them really. I'm a slightly overweight 22 year old who sees no sunlight, but I've looked 35 since I was 15 year old. I was going to the shop to buy cigs for family members at 12. I'm cheap too. I'll do it for 1 PLEX per month.
only if you put mustard on your nipples and take a picture while licking it off of them.
and post it here.
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Nihiliax
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Posted - 2010.10.02 13:54:00 -
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Edited by: Nihiliax on 02/10/2010 13:58:15 I saw that guy when I logged in this morning. I just assumed it was Nathan R. (Executive producer) - CCP's "TechnoViking" in the HTFU video - could be wrong though, I didn't look at it for long.
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Capt Chaotic
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Posted - 2010.10.02 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: John plissken it takes you that long to type your pass that u have time to read the log-in? i remember seeing some vague picture of a fat dude, just thought it was a reflection.... oh well 
****ed myself laughing at this comment. My wife is sitting beside me here in hysterics.
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Captain Ballstomper
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Posted - 2010.10.02 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Goremageddon Box
Originally by: John plissken maybe that's the idea tho.... show people what they would look like wearing it?
I had no idea the eve base were big burly men with tats....
Now I'm really scared of pirates.
Lol me too /o\
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.10.02 15:24:00 -
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Edited by: Professor Tarantula on 02/10/2010 15:25:27 Think i heard in another thread he's one of the founding members of CCP.
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flummox
Jupiter Ignition Project
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Posted - 2010.10.02 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Goremageddon Box /start whine.
Ok, so I log on to see a very cool ad for these Jinx t-shirts on eve today, that's cool and all.
But ONE huge problem.
There's a dude wearing the shirt, couldn't you have got like, say, a hot chick to model it? Maybe like Jordan Carver. I know Jordan Carver would boost sales. I dont know if these is CCP's fault, or Jin'x fault, but I'm blaming both of you. CCP for not demanding a women and Jinx for allowing some dude to model their t-shirts.
I always thought "sex sells" should be the #1 motto of any RPG game....
I guess space ships and pictures of fat dudes work though.
/stop whine.
Also, if the fat-model dude is reading this. nice shirt bro.
10/10
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Duncan Bannatyne
Fat Raptor Technologies
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Posted - 2010.10.02 15:59:00 -
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I actually saw it and thought "Is this what they think gamers look like" and was quite offended :D
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Atticus Fynch
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.10.02 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne I actually saw it and thought "Is this what they think gamers look like" and was quite offended :D
yes, the average gamer is a Caucasian, tattooed fat guy.
The could have at least cropped out his head.
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Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne I actually saw it and thought "Is this what they think gamers look like" and was quite offended :D
yes, the average gamer is a Caucasian, tattooed fat guy.
The could have at least cropped out his head.
Or just got Denise Milani and Jordan Carver. _______________________ Hottest Character Ever. |

King Pleasure
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Posted - 2010.10.02 16:06:00 -
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Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne I actually saw it and thought "Is this what they think gamers look like" and was quite offended :D
yes, the average gamer is a Caucasian, tattooed fat guy.
The could have at least cropped out his head.
And arms, at least then we'd be able to imagine it's a fat, flat chested chick. That'd be better... maybe. But anyway, regardless of what I said before this, you should remember that only about 1 in 20 of my posts have any real purpose. |

Goremageddon Box
Minmatar Guerrilla Flotilla
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Posted - 2010.10.02 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: King Pleasure
Originally by: Atticus Fynch
Originally by: Duncan Bannatyne I actually saw it and thought "Is this what they think gamers look like" and was quite offended :D
yes, the average gamer is a Caucasian, tattooed fat guy.
The could have at least cropped out his head.
And arms, at least then we'd be able to imagine it's a fat, flat chested chick. That'd be better... maybe.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. _______________________ Hottest Character Ever. |
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