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Zylithi
Caldari
X.T.R.
OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:37:00 -
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Edited by: Zylithi on 05/10/2010 13:38:43
I'd like to apply for a job as a programmer for CCP. I have lots of expert programming experience consisting of writing batch scripts for my grandma who can't find the calculator. I also took a computers course in high school. I once complied a file in microsoft lienux as well. I feel that these qualifications should meet your corporate recruitment policies quite well, and I hope to hear from you.
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Stick Cult
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:38:00 -
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Edited by: Stick Cult on 05/10/2010 13:41:43
Overqualified.
edit: Oveurqualified? See what I did there?
 Originally by: CCP Tuxford
my bad. Rest assured I'm being ridiculed by my co-workers.
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:39:00 -
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Do you have any experience of QA testing?
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Cailais
Amarr
Atomic Heroes
The G0dfathers
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:40:00 -
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Edited by: Cailais on 05/10/2010 13:42:10
Looks like you'll be well placed in the quality team - someone will be in touch.
C.
Edit - you're not from the Capsuleer Team by any chance?
the hydrostatic capsule blog
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Zylithi
Caldari
X.T.R.
OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:40:00 -
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I also have lots of experience in Questions and Answers, yes.
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My Postman
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:43:00 -
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As you are not able to write "linux" right, you might be the man for the new Q&A team, maybe even in a leading position.
/supported
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Zylithi
Caldari
X.T.R.
OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:46:00 -
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O yea i have leadership xp too lolol
I was the elected leader of a bake sale group in elementary school. But for some reason everybody left my group and made their own.
Originally by: My Postman
As you are not able to write "linux" right, you might be the man for the new Q&A team, maybe even in a leading position.
/supported
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Tyber Zaan
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:47:00 -
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I was gonna reply seriously to this thread, then I saw the troll.
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Manipulator General
o.0
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: Zylithi
I have lots of expert programming experience
You are totally unsuitable for any position within CCP. Please forget everything you know, and re-apply.
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Urgg Boolean
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:50:00 -
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Those without a history of alcoholism and felony convictions need not apply. And your spelling is too good.
You qualify for a REAL job...
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gfldex
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Posted - 2010.10.05 13:51:00 -
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Let me inform my CSM delegate of your formidable skill set to get you as much support as you can possibly get.
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Zylithi
Caldari
X.T.R.
OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:02:00 -
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Yay! I have a few new ideas:
- Revamp the SP system. Actually, let's just get rid of skills.
- Why bother with PLEX anymore? It's just extra work. Let's just do an exchange rate like $1=100mil isk. Which everybody will buy into for their fleet of titans. CCP=Profit.
- Bring back T2 lotteries. Heck, lets just give them away free.
- Create special pvp-free zones where we can mine and sing songs together.
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Orange Lagomorph
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:04:00 -
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CCP: "Do you have any quality assurance experience?"
Applicant: "None whatsoever. I'm just a gardener."
CCP: "Congratulations! You're the new head of our QA department." |
Troll Bridgington
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Zylithi
Edited by: Zylithi on 05/10/2010 13:38:43
microsoft lienux
I KNEW IT! LINUS IS A LIAR!!! |
Zylithi
Caldari
X.T.R.
OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Orange Lagomorph
CCP: "Do you have any quality assurance experience?"
Applicant: "None whatsoever. I'm just a gardener."
CCP: "Congratulations! You're the new head of our QA department."
OH! Thats what QA is! I thought it was questions and answers!
ie.
"The game glitched out, and the sansha frigate hit my ship for ᴂݖᵴᴶᶆᶌᵼᴖ▌☻ damage, it should have hit it for 7 damage. Return mah ship plskthx. I shouldn't be getting trolololowallsmileyface damage."
... 26 days later...
"Sorry, our logs show nothing."
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:09:00 -
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Well if you are serious about applying I would submit an application after looking through this list of vacancies.
Navigator
Senior Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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