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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.10.09 19:49:00 -
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Start going to a pub and coming home drunk every night (a delicate scent of cheap perfume on your clothes when you come back home is a bonus). She'll beg you to stay home and play EVE.
On a more serious note: RL > EVE
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.10.09 20:15:00 -
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small Q OP, did you get married after you start to play EvE ? if yes then your wife should gtfo because EvE was there first
Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Amicus Morte Shock an Awe
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Posted - 2010.10.10 00:28:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major I go to work at eight, return to home between six or seven. Cuddle/change diapers/feed my four week old twins (which btw I do the whole night every three hours). Afterwards I eat and talk to my wife - and if I'm really, really lucky and not to tired I log in and earn a bit of money and talk to some friends. At nine I fall into a coma - which is interrupted by said twins - until I go to work again.
It's called a family. You should try it.
TBH, why ? You're not making it sound very attractive Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenĘt built for this! Clear Skies - The Movie
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2010.10.10 02:20:00 -
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It's simple. Wear the pants in your house. Put the woman in her place. Let her know you're the man. Finne!
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Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2010.10.10 04:59:00 -
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ITT: gender stereotypes and people who suck at relationships.
Seriously, if you hate marriage so much, why don't you just get a divorce and trade the wife for a boyfriend? -----------
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Shooting Man
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Posted - 2010.10.10 11:05:00 -
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Originally by: Cupio Mortem
Originally by: Lutz Major Edited by: Lutz Major on 07/10/2010 07:43:26
Originally by: Cupio Mortem Edited by: Cupio Mortem on 07/10/2010 07:38:08 Two Words:
Oral Sex.
Edit: You can tell this is an MMO forum, nobody came up with this in an entire freakin page!
Yes. Because we are all grown ups and not 16 like you.
Edit: Oh, OP: Stop lying to your wife and do your ****ing job!
Oh lul. So whats the rule in your house? Lights off, face to face, "no heavy breathing or I'll hit you"?
I laughed my ass off
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Shooting Man
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Posted - 2010.10.10 11:11:00 -
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Originally by: Taser Monkey Edited by: Taser Monkey on 07/10/2010 05:15:45
Originally by: Mr Kidd Edited by: Mr Kidd on 06/10/2010 21:24:27 Tell her "Because I'm the man I don' need to explain myself to you! Now, take those shoes off and get back in the kitchen!"
And, because you're weak
Originally by: Blnukem 192 So... Can I have your stuff?
I found out earlier how much my wife has spent on shoes. You men need to start being pathetic and show your wives aggro. Mine came to me all meek and cuddled me and tried to be all cute, after I'd barked at it.
I've been married for 10 years. My wife understands full well that I'd sooner replace her than my gaming habit, just as she'd rather replace me than stop playing Sims 3 and watching the rubbish she watches.
This is called being your own person and not being in an abusive relationship. Enjoy being em*****ed whimps.
This. End of discussion.
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Br41n
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.10.10 13:09:00 -
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Threaten her you will take her up the behind a few times if she messes with ur eve time ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
Flinchery
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Posted - 2010.10.10 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: clixoras
Originally by: Kiran Just tell her "dear the definition of Wife is Washing, Ironing, F***king etc."
With this attitude you clearly don't have think about this problem, cause you won't get a wife/gf anytime soon unless you live in Russia or Alabama.
Women want attention and 'do' stuff together (also 'that' kinda stuff obviously but here i mean the sort of stuff we men see as a waste of time). So i'll opt to do that kind of stuff so i can play Eve in peace when the wife is doing *her* stuff, like washing and ironing etc ;)
Way to sound like an ---. At first you seem to be trying to be the moral voice of reason talking about his attitude and then you go way off on a prejudice super highway talking smack about places you know nothing about. Good job kid.
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Dacril
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Posted - 2010.10.10 14:30:00 -
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My wife plays Eve. I win.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.10.10 14:33:00 -
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One guy was saying something about how the wife started at Snake: Epsilon
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Riggs Droput
Mad Bombers HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.10.10 15:42:00 -
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Unless you are stuck with a wife/GF that wants you to spend every free second with her then it should be no issue to have a gaming habit.
I work away from home for weeks on end. When im home before the GF gets home I make sure that I clean the kitchen start supper and prepare to spend 30 min to an hour with her when she gets home. She know's that I have been sitting at home all day most likely playing EvE/WoW/Minecraft, yet because I put in some effort to spend time with her my nights are free to game even if I have already put in a 12 hour day. Unless they are a controling ***** they should be understanding. Relationships are a 2 way street and it only works if both are working to keep it flowing smoothly.
If they dont understand that you would rather not sit on the couch watching another generic sitcom you might be with the wrong person.
I can sum it all up in 1 sentence
RL>EvE and dont be a lazy tool and do some work around the house, also respect your Wife/GF otherwise you might find her in bed with another man/toy/woman.
Riggs I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees |
Taser Monkey
Against All Asteroids
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Posted - 2010.10.10 15:57:00 -
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If we men demanded the things you guys post about we'd be classed as abusive. But because it's a woman nagging, demanding, whining and crying it's ok. Grow up and realise that females who constantly demand attention have mental problems and need counselling. It's pretty sad to see you guys accept their childish demands as if it's the way it is, just because they have a vagina.
Think about it next time the wife/girlfriend whines about your gaming habit, while being a shopaholic or expecting you to watch some third rate soap opera you aren't interested in. Remember that there're men who're serving time for this kind of abuse and if you're still too weak to stand up for your gaming habit (which most of you are) tell her that you're dumping EVE but are going to get a new hobby which will cost a lot more money and time. Also complain about her hobbies. When she wants to spend time doing whatever it is she wants to do come up with things you want to do with her. Make her life as difficult as she does yours. Because, the moment they, as well as you, learn that a relationship isn't a one way street is the moment you stop being a little boy and can call yourself a man.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.10 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Taser Monkey If we men demanded the things you guys post about we'd be classed as abusive. But because it's a woman nagging, demanding, whining and crying it's ok. Grow up and realise that females who constantly demand attention have mental problems and need counselling. It's pretty sad to see you guys accept their childish demands as if it's the way it is, just because they have a vagina.
Think about it next time the wife/girlfriend whines about your gaming habit, while being a shopaholic or expecting you to watch some third rate soap opera you aren't interested in. Remember that there're men who're serving time for this kind of abuse and if you're still too weak to stand up for your gaming habit (which most of you are) tell her that you're dumping EVE but are going to get a new hobby which will cost a lot more money and time. Also complain about her hobbies. When she wants to spend time doing whatever it is she wants to do come up with things you want to do with her. Make her life as difficult as she does yours. Because, the moment they, as well as you, learn that a relationship isn't a one way street is the moment you stop being a little boy and can call yourself a man.
TL;DR I'm a male with no stable relationship and a female avatar.
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Nitemare111
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.10.10 16:31:00 -
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Take care of the RL chores. Kiss the wife, feed her dinner. Afterwards, "Honey, did you want a drink while you watch your show?" She's fed, happy, and concentrating on her show. Play Eve.
Or, in my house, "Tell you what hon. You uninstall all your Sims games and sell all your animes, and I'll uninstall Eve." Still playing, 3 years later. Never nagged about it again.
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Rashmika Clavain
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.10 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: Br41n Threaten her you will take her up the behind a few times if she messes with ur eve time
lol there is a reason why soemone put the butthole so close the other hole
Sorry hon, I missed
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Dek Kato
Amarr Paradox.
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Posted - 2010.10.10 21:44:00 -
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Lots of posters in here who aren't hitting their women hard enough.
Originally by: CCP Shadow Thread locked due to troll convention.
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Taser Monkey
Against All Asteroids
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Posted - 2010.10.10 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher Jones
Originally by: Taser Monkey If we men demanded the things you guys post about we'd be classed as abusive. But because it's a woman nagging, demanding, whining and crying it's ok. Grow up and realise that females who constantly demand attention have mental problems and need counselling. It's pretty sad to see you guys accept their childish demands as if it's the way it is, just because they have a vagina.
Think about it next time the wife/girlfriend whines about your gaming habit, while being a shopaholic or expecting you to watch some third rate soap opera you aren't interested in. Remember that there're men who're serving time for this kind of abuse and if you're still too weak to stand up for your gaming habit (which most of you are) tell her that you're dumping EVE but are going to get a new hobby which will cost a lot more money and time. Also complain about her hobbies. When she wants to spend time doing whatever it is she wants to do come up with things you want to do with her. Make her life as difficult as she does yours. Because, the moment they, as well as you, learn that a relationship isn't a one way street is the moment you stop being a little boy and can call yourself a man.
TL;DR I'm a male with no stable relationship and a female avatar.
My wife loves threads like this, shows real strength of character... or not.
Also I have a very stable relationship with my wifes cat and my own dog
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Leekana
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Posted - 2010.10.11 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Krispy Dingo Be a real man. Hull tank her.
Hull tanking irl leads to marital problems, such as but not limited to. Children, bills, drama, broken stuff, crazy and or manic misses. Before hull tanking please review your elite competency certificates.
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Wrayeth
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2010.10.11 03:50:00 -
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This thread needs an amusing reply from J'inn. -Wrayeth n00b Extraordinaire "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!" |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.10.11 06:57:00 -
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Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer on 11/10/2010 07:00:24 This thread made me laugh so hard I lost my shorts.
Truth is, if you have a problem with a wife or GF that has some reason to hate you playing Eve, you have to look at your situation. No way can you be married or committed and be a neckbeard playing an MMO endlessly. But if you are responsible and keep all of your bases covered and still draw fire, you have to investigate the matter.
In the last Sansha attack I was in, that took three hours - multiple worm holes, fleets popping up - what a nightmare - and surrounded by them too. It was epic.
My GF was waiting for me, 3 feet away. She had other things to do, and did them, and then, once I docked, logged out, and took her out on the town and she was quite well dressed too.
But in all other aspects, I do the best I can to be around when needed.
She asked me if I wanted her to play Eve - she's a horse trainer, competition shooter, and an activist, and I said "you got too much on your plate. Let me play space captain and be a dork when I feel like it but you don't need it".
I have seen in this thread the reasoning that Eve is far cheaper than hanging out at a pub down the street and drinking all night. I often state out loud that one of the reasons why I play Eve is because it's cheap clean fun and a lot better than drinking all night (though I brew my own beer and wine too). Then I use the money saved to buy her things for horsies and shooting and her farm. Today I helped with some of the more important tasks. I could have played Eve all night if I wanted.
My last observation is this: a lot of women seem to have notions as to how things should be. Frankly, that vacuous sort that has the same hair style as every other woman and does and says the same things (look at plentyoffish profiles and it seems that 90 percent of them like to take walks on the beach, movies, and dining - seriously what kind of empty-headed existence is that?) as all the rest is going to be the one that sees playing a MMO as "different" and anything different, along with owning a gun, having a classic car, learning an esoteric martial art like Sayoc Kali, or anything else not carefully depicted as "main stream" on television, is something to be "nagged against". The first time I saw my GF she was on a horse and holding a gun and ranting horribly about some coyotes making a try for her livestock.
Good thing I didn't allow this out-of-normal appearance run me off. Now she shoots competition pistol matches with me and likes to dress like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil when she does it.
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Zorg Funk
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Posted - 2010.10.11 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer The first time I saw my GF she was on a horse and holding a gun and ranting horribly about some coyotes making a try for her livestock.
FYI, Bonnie MacFarlane from Red Dead Redemption doesn't count as a RL girlfriend no matter how much she comes on to your character during the game.
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Aphrodite Skripalle
Galactic Defence Consortium
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Posted - 2010.10.11 09:11:00 -
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If she aggro, get yourself a better one, which doesnt. Upgrade to girlfriend 1.1 or wife 2.0.
I did that, honestly. Now i am married with her already more then 15 years and we all feel perfectly fine and i can play in all my freetime.
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Goldman Suchs
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Posted - 2010.10.11 09:54:00 -
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All you 'men' talking about doing the washing and ironing so that your woman will let you play eve are doing it wrong.
Here's how it goes:
When you first get together, do housework BADLY so she soon stops asking you to do it any more.
Get her hooked on whatever TV shows you can, as well as any simple game with easy rewards like Farmville. Then you can say you really want to watch TV but ok [sigh], you will go an play eve so she can watch telly.
Mine used to look at me wearing my headphones 'playing with your spaceships' and say "I'm married to a boy", but now she's hooked on Farmville she is more understanding.
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Quetazal
Gallente Clann Fian Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.11 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: III ZiggyBang Edited by: III ZiggyBang on 07/10/2010 00:30:59 Yes OP, this is a subject I have some experience with & it's a sticky one. a few points;
a] always make sure the Kitchen is tidy & free of dirty dishes when she returns home.
b] give the house a quick vaccuum clean.
c] take all trash out.
d] sweep & tidy the front entrance (or whatever entrance she uses).
If you do all this you can sit down and enjoy hours of uninterrupted EvE & rest assured 'she' will struggle to find things to complain about on her return.
I do this everytime I'm "working" from home & I find a list of jobs like this can be knocked over in 45 mins max & gives the impression to the better half that you've been way too busy all day long to enjoy yourself at all. That's the main thing, she must not be allowed to think that you may have enjoyed yourself at any time.
If the above approach still falls short, I suggest the time has come for a complete service to be administered, do a thorough job and she'll run beautifully for weeks!
Good Luck.
edit; fix blooper
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2010.10.11 11:46:00 -
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I bought my mrs a Nintendo DSi and an R4i card that I've loaded with hundreds of ROMs. Keeps her good for hours and she leaves me alone.
It was like giving a rubiks cube to a colour-blind kid. She sits with it for hours.
A sound investment imho
(She's 28 btw) ---------------------------------------------------------------
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
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knobber Jobbler
Executive Intervention Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.10.11 12:07:00 -
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My GF is always cool with me playing EVE as long as I do all the things I say I'm going to do and make sure the time we do spend together she is made to feel special - I think you'll find most women want that.
Case and point - she was ill Saturday, I only probably spent a total of a couple of hours with her split over the course of the day but the second I woke up I got her everything she could ever want while being ill (comfort food, house blanket, pillows, medication, TV/BR/Sky/Xbox360 remotes etc) and put it on the table in our front room where she had taken refuge, bought her favorite pastry product, bought her some sun flowers, stoked up the wood fire, made a cup of tea and told her despite being ill and her feeling terrible, she was all I ever wanted.
Then she insisted that my Saturday shouldn't be ruined with her being ill and me stuck in the house looking after her so I should go and play EVE all day long and talk to my 'internet freinds'. It was raining outside so I complied, even saying 'are you sure?'.
I also have a cheat code for late night EVE sessions....I say I don't want my EVE playing to interfere with my time with her so I play it late night after she's gone to bed. That one works a treat ;).
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My Postman
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Posted - 2010.10.11 12:45:00 -
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I can feel the OP¦s pain.
Could not log in for a single second.
Friday we went "to town" and came home late. On saturday i went for a poker tournament in the neighborhood at noon. Buy in was lost after 3 hours. Got really drunk. Came home very late.
On sunday i was punished for coming home late (and drunk) and had to clean the basement. Who the hack needs a basement? Haven¦t been there for months. Anyway, GF having "Negotiation L5" so there was no way around it. Was so tired afterwards i did¦nt want to log in.
Perfect weekend. At least i know it¦s my house when things go really nasty.
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SerialTurd
Ardent Industrial DEM0N HUNTERS
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Posted - 2010.10.11 14:00:00 -
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I tell my corp mates this all the time but they never listen. Get her an all day spa pass as a surprise gift.
#1. She will love you for it. May even get some afterwards #2. You get to play eve all day. 4tw
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Misunderstood Genius
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Posted - 2010.10.11 14:43:00 -
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Edited by: Misunderstood Genius on 11/10/2010 14:45:49 Nerf yourself, learn and adapt. Turn on a high skill, learn to have sex again and relax. RL first, EVE second. Take EVE easy, there's nothing - I repeat: NOTHING - important you will miss. Be aware that the real cool stuff is behind your eyes, outside the window AND NOT in front of your eyes, inside the screen.
If nothing of this works: get help! Honestly!
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