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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.01.03 22:55:00 -
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Mercenaries are the scum of the universe!
That's why it pays to have us on your side.
Why do I need a mercenary corp anyway?
That's for you to decide. It's not a question we ask.
Maybe another corp is making your life difficult. Maybe a business rival is driving you insane with their constant undercutting. Maybe you have a personal vendetta against an individual in a corp.
Whatever the problem, we may be the solution.
Sounds interesting, but what happens if they find out I hired you?
Confidentiality is guaranteed.
The target corp will not know who has hired us û unless you want them to know, that is (and we can charge them for that particular privilege, if you wishà)
Are you guys any good?
We're surprisingly effective for such a small corp.
Even if we're not killing the enemy, we're making it difficult for them to operate û which equates to time and money lost for them.
According to the latest figures, we convert a respectable 54% of our ship kills into pod kills too.
Hmmm well I have a problem I'd like to be taken care ofà How much do you charge?
Prices are given on a contract-by-contract basis. Usually a set weekly fee is agreed, which is paid at the beginning of each week. Alternatively a lower weekly fee may be negotiable with bonuses given for ships and pods killed each week (kill mails can be provided if requested.)*
If you are interested in hiring Alcohol Fuelled, please contact RALPH RODRIGUEZ via Eve-mail.
Testimonials from contract victims
(Names changed to protect the podded)
"I didn't think you guys were a serious threat" û Corp security officer after being caught and podded while AFK mining.
"You guys are just griefers" û Anne Othernub
"I sobbed uncontrollably after losing 4 implants" û Anubis Popped
"AF made me stroke the toad of justice" û P.V. Pier
*N.B. If you request a war to be retracted before a full week is up, you will still be charged for the full week.
My life in pictures:
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Daakkon
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Posted - 2005.01.03 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: Daakkon on 03/01/2005 22:57:48
send me 20mil and i'll get clients for you
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BobGhengisKhan
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Posted - 2005.01.03 22:59:00 -
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If you want to be taken seriously by people, you have to go into some detail about you and your corps' experience
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RALPH RODRIGUEZ
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Posted - 2005.01.03 23:17:00 -
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We have substantial experience in this field of work, almost a year.
I don't think we need to go into detail, unless specifically asked by a potential employer as this is merely an advert.
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Alzaria Lassem
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Posted - 2005.01.04 00:06:00 -
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No, you really do need to go into detail.
Why should anyone pick you when there are corps like BDCI and FRICK out there? They are known and have proven their worth enough, but when it comes to Merc work I can say I have never heard of you.
Simple as that.
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EviL ElecTricIaN
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Posted - 2005.01.04 00:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Alzaria Lassem
No, you really do need to go into detail.
Why should anyone pick you when there are corps like BDCI and FRICK out there?
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Because they are a smaller group, and most likely would cost a lot less?
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Waagaa Ktlehr
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Posted - 2005.01.04 01:00:00 -
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Good luck acquiring new contracts AF, it's always good to have more colleagues, keeps the spirit up and keeps us all sharp and on guard. This in turn makes sure the quality of our services is guaranteed :)
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I am a love machine, feeding my fantasy, give me a kiss or three, have fun!
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.01.04 02:16:00 -
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They are stealing your customers Waagaa ! 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.01.04 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alzaria Lassem
No, you really do need to go into detail.
Why should anyone pick you when there are corps like BDCI and FRICK out there? They are known and have proven their worth enough, but when it comes to Merc work I can say I have never heard of you.
Simple as that.
Maybe because BDCI and FRICK are very popular and couldnt possibly do every single contract they are offered? Oh and I am also sure BDCI and FRICK have made enemies and those enemies will still need mercs some time.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.01.04 06:35:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 04/01/2005 06:36:42
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"I sobbed uncontrollably after losing 4 implants" û Anubis Popped
I'd almost be willing to bet the guy was flying a shuttle. Seems like half the time we pod someone in a shuttle or a noob ship, they cry about losing implants! 
While I don't believe I have had direct contact with AF (needs to change  ), I can say that I know of them by reputation. No, they aren't as well known as my corp but some merc outfits actually prefer it that way. I will say that what little I've heard about AF has been mostly third-person and completely positive. From everything I know, they are a quality outfit of people who you can trust with your money to do what they say they will.
I'm glad to see posts like this one because it helps promote the mercenary path as a legitimate profession in EVE.
As for stealing our customers, from the number of emails I've received lately there seems to be more than enough work to go around. 
Best of luck to you guys!
EDIT: I do agree with some of the posters here that an overview of your past achievements wouldn't hurt. I'm curious myself! 
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.01.04 10:19:00 -
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mhh well i met them as mercs long before BDCI and Sharks were formed
Wanna fly with me?
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2005.01.04 10:31:00 -
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Yeah they've been around for ages. Can't say I know a single job they've done tho.
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.01.04 10:35:00 -
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Thanks for all the feedback and comments
To add to what Ralph said, AF has been active as a corp for over a year now. While both BDCI and FRICK have greater (and richly deserved) reputations, AF have tended to be more low-key.
In the recent BoB-NSA dispute, it's well known that both BDCI and FRICK were hired to add flavour to the war. What isn't so well known is that AF were also hired to create problems for the NSA in empire space. We did that and got paid for the job, capturing an undeployed control tower and a small fortune in rare minerals along the way.
Currently we're embroiled in a war with JQA after a corp we had declared upon joined the alliance, causing the war to spread to their allies. The results so far have been favourable.
As a corp we're mainly European-based, though some of us operate outside traditional European playing times.
The guy who lost the implants was in a Rupture IIRC. Strangely enough, podded victims tend not to complain about dying but about being forced to stroke Ralph's Toad of JusticeÖ 
As an aside, Ralph is available for stroking sessions and can be hired for weddings, birthdays and hen nights. Private chats can also be arranged at a rate of 399k ISK/minute
My life in pictures:
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Morela
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Posted - 2005.01.04 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar
In the recent BoB-NSA dispute, it's well known that both BDCI and FRICK were hired to add flavour to the war.
Oh, was that what it was.. to add "Flavor".... :)
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Karmic
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:01:00 -
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Originally by: Morela
Originally by: Ebedar
In the recent BoB-NSA dispute, it's well known that both BDCI and FRICK were hired to add flavour to the war.
Oh, was that what it was.. to add "Flavor".... :)
Yeah warm moist pantie flavour
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Maiwenn Le'Besco
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:11:00 -
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hmm.. well this all sounds well and good, but I have a few questions first.
Why do I need a mercenary corp anyway? What happens if they find out I hired you? Are you guys any good, and how much do you charge?
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Typherin laidai
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar
Currently we're embroiled in a war with JQA after a corp we had declared upon joined the alliance, causing the war to spread to their allies. The results so far have been favourable.
??? Wherent you the guys camping Yulai this weekend ?? ( not very well I might add )
Typherin LaiDai Care Negotitations Expert level 5
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Skogul
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Alzaria Lassem
No, you really do need to go into detail.
Why should anyone pick you when there are corps like BDCI and FRICK out there? They are known and have proven their worth enough, but when it comes to Merc work I can say I have never heard of you.
Simple as that.
Agree, however, just because BDCI and FRICK are out there and doing a great job doesn't mean there isn't room for another corp to provide a similar product... in fact, it's nice to see some more competition (I don't think .MF. counts, laf) that might drive prices down. Eve is a pretty big place, BDCI and FRICK cannot handle all the work required on their own, I would wager... it'll be interesting to see if the "merc" corp schema takes better root and flourishes in the next year.
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splattercat
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:28:00 -
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INFO
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:35:00 -
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I would just like to say that I also know of AF and havent heard a bad word said against them :)
Good luck :)
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Lord Waxduck
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Posted - 2005.01.04 14:57:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Waxduck on 04/01/2005 15:03:37
I am very happy to see so many good responces to our advert 8-))
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Kryztal
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Posted - 2005.01.04 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Karmic
Originally by: Morela
Originally by: Ebedar
In the recent BoB-NSA dispute, it's well known that both BDCI and FRICK were hired to add flavour to the war.
Oh, was that what it was.. to add "Flavor".... :)
Yeah warm moist pantie flavour
I want my panties back !
Cookies 4tw *\o/*
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RALPH RODRIGUEZ
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Posted - 2005.01.04 20:35:00 -
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If we could get those panties produced in numbers they would make for great merchandise to help fund my hot TOAD convo channel
To add a little taster of our fighting past, anyone remember the merc corp SAS ? well let me tell a short snippet.
We were at war with a corp, we were hired to hit, things were good, we had them on the back foot, members leaving the corp, infighting, it almost looked like they were going to surrender to our employers terms.
But senior management being tricky decided on something else, they decided to hire SAS to finish the menace which at the time was AF.
To cut a long story short within 10 minutes of the war being legal with SAS they had retracted the war as we had inflicted large loses.
Now some of you may say who are SAS........ they were a very well respected merc corp within EVE which sadly disbanded for reason i do not know.... and before you even say they were crap, check out eve-kills.com you will see Zincol & budman905 hogging the solo kill list.
I have been reluctant to mention any of our exploits as i do not believe in either boasting or bragging ( except on vent on whoÆs got the biggest TOAD )but i have taken BDCI & FRICKS advice and posted a little in the hope that we may get some business.
We have so far tried to remain a low key merc corp, to avoid the attention of everybody, but after a alliance contract like the last , well lets just say we are liking the seemingly endless targets.
Hope to hear from people willing to hire us.....if not, you better wait for our Buy. One. Get. One. Free. Deal.
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Latex Mistress
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Posted - 2005.01.05 07:13:00 -
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Anybody w/ a name like "splattercat" has got to be Good luck guys!
If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
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Karmic
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Posted - 2005.01.05 07:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kryztal
Originally by: Karmic
Originally by: Morela
Originally by: Ebedar
In the recent BoB-NSA dispute, it's well known that both BDCI and FRICK were hired to add flavour to the war.
Oh, was that what it was.. to add "Flavor".... :)
Yeah warm moist pantie flavour
I want my panties back !
All your panties r belong to us.
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Jazzmyn
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Posted - 2005.01.05 16:33:00 -
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I can honestly say AF is a joke... if your idea of a merc corp is paying someing to pop a noob afk miner in empire... then more power to you and pay them. I do know one thing for sure, they do a good job of running away and hiding at stations when the going gets tough.
The word "wannabes" comes to mind when I hear AF.
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Greenhalf
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Posted - 2005.01.05 16:38:00 -
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I thought the word "ALT" would spring to mind
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RALPH RODRIGUEZ
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Posted - 2005.01.05 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jazzmyn
I can honestly say AF is a joke... if your idea of a merc corp is paying someing to pop a noob afk miner in empire... then more power to you and pay them. I do know one thing for sure, they do a good job of running away and hiding at stations when the going gets tough.
The word "wannabes" comes to mind when I hear AF.
LMAO
You lose full set of plants
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splattercat
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Posted - 2005.01.05 17:12:00 -
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Edited by: splattercat on 05/01/2005 17:12:45
Originally by: Jazzmyn
I can honestly say AF is a joke... if your idea of a merc corp is paying someing to pop a noob afk miner in empire... then more power to you and pay them. I do know one thing for sure, they do a good job of running away and hiding at stations when the going gets tough.
The word "wannabes" comes to mind when I hear AF.
BUSTED (jk)
Sorry did we pod you main? if so pls tell us who you are? Its kind of hard to defend ourselves from ALT flames when we , 1 know who you are./2 dont know of what to tell Or did we get to you and you dont want us comeing back after you???
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Jazzmyn
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Posted - 2005.01.05 20:22:00 -
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let me just give a short response to the previous 3 posts... ummmm...
... you hid in a station.
... we popped your arse.
... you ran away.
LMAO
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