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Lady Lazy
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.10.08 06:17:00 -
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Little Boy Blue
Come Blow your Horn
The Cows in the Meadow
The Children in the Corn
Little Boy Amarr
Come Fire your Lasers
The Slaves in the Cell
The Prostitutes in the Quarters
Little Boy Carebear
Come Mine your Scordite
The RoidsĘ in the Belt
The Refine in the Station
Little Boy Pirate
Come Tears you Milk
The Ratter in the System
The Ransom in the Rifter
Little Jita Scammer
Come Sell your Fitted Hulk
The Pilots are all in Local
They Stupidly Buy in Bulk
There has been a Crime been committed here.
I would urge C&P patrons to suggest an appropriate punishment.
Or better my original work.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.10.08 06:30:00 -
[2]
 Originally by: Lady Lazy
Come Tears you Milk
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.10.08 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Lazy
There has been a Crime been committed here.
Yes, there has. The appropriate punishment is that you never, ever post random crap like this in C&P ever again. General Discussion is that way 
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.10.08 06:50:00 -
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He needed the money?
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.08 10:46:00 -
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My inner poet just died a little.
I like me
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Mutant Miner
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.10.08 15:53:00 -
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First thing I thought of upon reading the title was Big Blue. Btw too lazy, didn't read. 
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SnootySneerMan
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Posted - 2010.10.08 17:13:00 -
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Edited by: SnootySneerMan on 08/10/2010 17:15:21
Son of a... someone already beat me to it.
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kiki mo
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.10.08 18:08:00 -
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please move this to GD or lock/delete.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.10.09 01:27:00 -
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Let me guess.
You came up with this after being encouraged by your friends while you were all drinking scopolamine in your beat laboratory...
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Lady Lazy
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.10.09 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Let me guess.
You came up with this after being encouraged by your friends while you were all drinking scopolamine in your beat laboratory...
In all honesty princess given the fact I have seen a distinct lack of culture in the posts recently in C&P (being a lurker) - I thought it was the correct time to act and try to inject some culture into simple criminal minds and thus prompt a reaction.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr
Van Diemen's Demise
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.10.09 03:13:00 -
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I had written him a letter which I had, for want of better
Knowledge, sent to where I met him down in Provi, in the void
He was mining when I knew him, so I sent the letter to him,
More in hope than expectation, to the noob amongst the 'roids
And an answer came directed from a quarter unexpected,
(And I think the same was written by a Russian, crude and rough)
"your friend lose hulk to pirate, he is stupid, foolish pilot.
"Now he go to Jita, scamming. Also, can I haz your stuff?"
In my daydreams thoughts intrude, of the life lived by the noob
Gone a'scamming down in Jita where the thieves oft make their dough
And so many, drunk or rash, are soon stripped of their cash
For the scammer's life has pleasures that the honest never know.
It's a wild life, and vocal, if you make your mark in local
To stand out from competition takes a special kind of man
For to push the kind of risk, where you claim to double isk
Is old news, and no-one falls now for a simple contract scam
Far away I'm in my recon, readying to light a beacon,
And the FC is abusing some poor fool who fail-fit
And the enemy is falling but the cost has been appalling
And I wish I had some isk or had time to rat a bit
So sometimes, though a rube, I'd change places with the noob
Go a-scamming, down in Jita, where the profits can be fat.
While he left off from his prattle and took my place in battle.
But could he shut-up in local, now he's seen the Jita chat?
(with the most heartfelt and sincere apologies to the ghost of Banjo Patterson...)
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Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2010.10.09 03:16:00 -
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Edited by: Spruillo on 09/10/2010 03:19:36
Roses r red
violets are blue
Yur poem sucks and
THIS WILL BE DEALT WITH
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Tifforsia
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Posted - 2010.10.09 03:37:00 -
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The pistol is loaded
the hammer is locked
the round chambered
but lady lazy is docked
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Constratum
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Posted - 2010.10.09 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tifforsia
The pistol is loaded
the hammer is locked
the round chambered
but lady lazy is docked
Tifforsia officially wins the thread 
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari
Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2010.10.09 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Lazy
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Let me guess.
You came up with this after being encouraged by your friends while you were all drinking scopolamine in your beat laboratory...
In all honesty princess given the fact I have seen a distinct lack of culture in the posts recently in C&P (being a lurker) - I thought it was the correct time to act and try to inject some culture into simple criminal minds and thus prompt a reaction.
I'd suggest that the only "culture" to be found in C&P involves bacteria.
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Lady Lazy
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.10.09 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: kiki mo
please move this to GD or lock/delete.
Your a discommodious vastation spoil sport are'nt you princess?
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