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Sirrakhis
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: Sirrakhis on 04/01/2005 11:46:33
**VENTURECORP TAKES C4C STATION**
In a mind-boggling turnaround, the former leaders of the NSA known as VENTURECORP secured the Station in C4C in response to continued agression by the evil G-Alliance. This was the first time in months VentureCorp (ticker VNTR) was seen to have taken an active hand (en force) in defense of its long-time home of Deklein.
When asked where this bold action came from, the newly appointed Director Sirrakhis announced,  Quote:
"For the past eight months, VentureCorp has consistently been subject to the obligations and failed foreign policy of over-ambitious corporations in Deklein beginning with CoD, and ending with the dissolution of the NSA. No longer will we stand and wait for your apologies. No longer will we stand and wait for policy makers to give our foes the time necessary to run. We will act when and how we deem necessary, and as our own ambitions see opportunity.
Cataclysm Enerprizes and their parent the G Alliance has continually accused us of supporting the organization known as Band of Brothers (aka BoB) with absolutely no substantiation other than third party here-say. We have never, and never will support another organization. Former military obligations of mutual defense have been void for months. Yet they still come after us rather than confront their actual enemy.
Currrently VNTR is still holding to its current peacetime agreements with all former members of the NSA, and that in no way shape or form does our military work in conjunction with members of BoB, despite having some common enemies, VNTR plans to stay at the forefront in leading the Deklein region to a prosperous future."
At the time of this release, no interpreter was available to trasnlate the profanities coming from the CE director present during the assault on the station.
An image of the event can be found @ HERE
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siim
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:37:00 -
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North is so ****** up 
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Sirrakhis
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:38:00 -
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Edited by: Sirrakhis on 04/01/2005 11:47:59
Sorry posted the image badly, see the original post for a link.
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s4mp3r0r
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Posted - 2005.01.04 11:43:00 -
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ow noes !!!!!!!!1
U pwned the layout :D
Bjorn Borg :
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Shirei
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:02:00 -
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Congratulations... you took a conquerable station. What a remarkable achievement.
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Pehova Mindtriq
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:09:00 -
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A remarkable achievement would be to keep the station for more than a week. But congrats to venture corp for trying at least.
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Betty Boom
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:26:00 -
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about your fairy tale about [G], evil, continue agression and stuff. take a look on this -> G - Kill list
NSA lost ships in Fade in the last weeks. 
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Jayad
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:41:00 -
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Well done VentureCorp!!
The north is getting quite stable recently, NSA is healthy.
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:45:00 -
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Venture Corp growing some balls is thread worthy? Well at least you managed to do it without calling bob.
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:49:00 -
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Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 12:50:42
Originally by: Shirei
Congratulations... you took a conquerable station. What a remarkable achievement.
Indeed, as we all know PA does that daily so please remove this thread immediately...
stfu Shirei.
Taking one with a force like seen in that pic takes about 5-6 hours if its recharged. At least worth a small dance I'd say if I was VNTR.
But I imagine this happened in US time, we'll have to see what happens tonight when them germanic hordes log on near c4c (if they do that is).
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ElCoCo
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:52:00 -
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WOW... now this is newsworthy... NOT  
"In a mind-boggling turnaround..."
That was really funny though... so I think this post is sarcastic... but if it isn't...all I can say is LOL |
Sirrakhis
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Posted - 2005.01.04 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Shirei
Congratulations... you took a conquerable station. What a remarkable achievement.
Hmm..one corp..in a relatively small gang...considering we were simply out to have some fun. You bet your lily white behind!
Originally by: Betty Boom
about your fairy tale about [G], evil, continue agression and stuff. take a look on this -> G - Kill list
NSA lost ships in Fade in the last weeks.
If you're going to brag, at least READ the post, we are no longer in the NSA.
And as for a response, everyone already is quite aware of the G-Alliance's formidable yet unsatisfying tactics, their infamous secret gang cloaking device that allows them to leave the systems without using a jumpgate and thereby bypassing forces set to take them on, and their ever-quick policy of never engaging foes numbering more than half their own. Prey tell, o master of the killboard, how will we ever win against such overwhelming force?
I shiver to think that we may yet see more of these oh-so-fearsome pilots in our space again.
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Mad'Mike Banks
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Obidios
Venture Corp growing some balls is thread worthy? Well at least you managed to do it without calling bob.
Says the one who ran away from venal
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Desius
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:07:00 -
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The entire "announcement" was tongue-in-cheek. C'mon guys, let's not turn this into a flame war.
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Mad'Mike Banks
Originally by: Obidios
Venture Corp growing some balls is thread worthy? Well at least you managed to do it without calling bob.
Says the one who ran away from venal
OH look everyone EVOL'S puppy has learnt to bark !!! YAY
Now crawl back to whereever you came from.
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:13:00 -
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My 2nd account is about to complete astrogeology 5 tbh. 
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2004.12.29 23:33:40combatMining Pollution Cloud hits you, doing 140.0 damage. |
Crunschi
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:15:00 -
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Alright since noone from G will post here anyway ill give a some advice which will help you avoid a lot of hassale and embarresment.
1. delete the first post
2. contact one of the G CEO and ask them what they are doing in Fade
3. think
4. regret your mistake and be thankful
I would be surprised if G really have any interest in fade as an region. They are there to fight BoB and the their puppets. And aswell as help the remaining NSA corps who are not willing to crawl under.
So I advice you not to make any further mistakes and quit posting in here. G are propably the only ones willing and able to help you if you ever want to be in Fade and Deklein again. So ****ing them off for no reason is a very bad idea...
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D0N'N3M IV
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:15:00 -
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KILL THEM ALL ! I mean BOB  
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Mad'Mike Banks
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Darken Two
Originally by: Mad'Mike Banks
Originally by: Obidios
Venture Corp growing some balls is thread worthy? Well at least you managed to do it without calling bob.
Says the one who ran away from venal
OH look everyone EVOL'S puppy has learnt to bark !!! YAY
Now crawl back to whereever you came from.
You want me to die? why dont you come out of whatever hole you've been hiding in and come to venal and kill me, or maybe you're too busy begging other alliances to come do your dirty work
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Mad'Mike Banks
Originally by: Darken Two
Originally by: Mad'Mike Banks
Originally by: Obidios
Venture Corp growing some balls is thread worthy? Well at least you managed to do it without calling bob.
Says the one who ran away from venal
OH look everyone EVOL'S puppy has learnt to bark !!! YAY
Now crawl back to whereever you came from.
You want me to die? why dont you come out of whatever hole you've been hiding in and come to venal and kill me, or maybe you're too busy begging other alliances to come do your dirty work
I havent been in game for five months now but comin back this month and you can bet your ass I'll try to kill you. But I must apologise for my comments earlier I got carried away and that was unnecessary. And yes I'll be in venal as for the " PA is begging part", your corp has done quite a lot more begging than us so thats that.
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:20:00 -
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Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 13:25:18
Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 13:24:08
lol
Like [G] are some kind of huge force to be reckoned with.
"Do not make mistakes"....whhoooohooo.
[G] are boring and they know it, it is 90% of their tactic. Problem of course is that a logged off force cannot lose, but neither can it win. Sooo, mayeb time to change your act a bit [G].
Also, they don't post, except via indeterminate fanboys or alts like the two above. Posting is good, it makes you see the funney in Eve.
Anyway, cut the crap and please feel free to hunt down and kill us and our minions, for we are the ebil BoB and must be annihilated.
k, file this one under insane plz.
oh, and edit:
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I havent been in game for five months now but comin back this month and you can bet your ass I'll try to kill you
Man you ***** me up. You haven't been ingame for 5 months yet you post inane crap all over the forums ?
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rod Blaine
Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 13:21:49
lol
Like [G] are some kind of huge force to be reckoned with.
"Do not make mistakes"....whhoooohooo.
[G] are boring and they know it, it is 90% of their tactic. Problem of course is that a logged off force cannot lose, but neither can it win. Sooo, mayeb time to change your act a bit [G].
Also, they don't post, except via indeterminate fanboys or alts like the two above. Posting is good, it makes you see the funney in Eve.
Anyway, cut the crap and please feel free to hunt down and kill us and our minions, for we are the ebil BoB and must be annihilated.
k, file this one under insane plz.
Huh? Are you calling me an Alt? I'm pretty sure my friends and foes would disagree.
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:25:00 -
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Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 13:33:26
Edited by: Rod Blaine on 04/01/2005 13:31:38
No not you D2, the [G] spots above your postage.
and edit:
I'm in danger of becoming spammage here so I'm gonna react to the below post here.
Originally by: Crunschi
Yeah rod keeping the flames rolling.
Still attacking sb. who is willing to assit you for nothing in return is stupid.
Tbh, if [G] would be here to attack BoB like you seem to believe, wouldn't that entail offensive action ?
And [G] helping the Ex-NSA. Well...shoudn't that mean not shooting at them ? More then 50% of their kills is ex-NSA and randoms. I think they are here to help US!
So far I've seen no attempts to actually do something about us.
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Crunschi
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:27:00 -
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Yeah rod keeping the flames rolling.
Still attacking sb. who is willing to assit you for nothing in return is stupid.
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Damajink
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:33:00 -
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Since when was C4C in Deklein?
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Sirrakhis
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Crunschi
Alright since noone from G will post here anyway ill give a some advice which will help you avoid a lot of hassale and embarresment.
1. delete the first post
2. contact one of the G CEO and ask them what they are doing in Fade
3. think
4. regret your mistake and be thankful
I would be surprised if G really have any interest in fade as an region. They are there to fight BoB and the their puppets. And aswell as help the remaining NSA corps who are not willing to crawl under.
So I advice you not to make any further mistakes and quit posting in here. G are propably the only ones willing and able to help you if you ever want to be in Fade and Deklein again. So ****ing them off for no reason is a very bad idea...
The press release above was meant as satire. And a bit of roleplay. Anytime the G-Alliance wants to talk, they have only to speak with Destable. Don't expect much though, our corp is about fed up with ultimatums. We aquiesced to one once, dont make the mistake of thinking this is a habit.
Anyone who fires on us because we chose not to involve ourselves further in the wars in the north will themselves be fired on. CE/STV(G-Alliance) has been engaging us more than they have been BoB and has been camping the NSA populated systems, and claiming victory against BoB in the doing. We got bored, and particularly fed up with the regular blockades early in our morning regimen. Personally? I don't think that VentureCorp could in any way shape or form be considered a PVP corp, and is definitely not a member of BoB. We pay no one taxes. However, as stated above, we're just not going to continue with the "fire only when fired upon" policy with the tourists that hide behind rumors and excuses to fire on us.
<side note>
I was warned that it was impossible to post in here without a flame war. Guess they were right.
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Mad'Mike Banks
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:39:00 -
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From what i can see u and mr raven dont actually play, just spam crap on the forums
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ElCoCo
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:47:00 -
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Originally by: Sirrakhis
The press release above was meant as satire.
Ahaa I knew it! 
Well if you didn't want to start a flame war, you should have included a tiny bit in the end stating what you just said... that it was a satire
Better luck next time because it was realy fun to read 
Maybe when the [G] guys wake up/get back from work, they will kill a frigate of yours in a glorious 10vs1 battle and make a similar post about how with cunning tactics and ingenious planning they managed to trap the lonesome velator pilot and send him to the clone vats
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LLeBRing
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Posted - 2005.01.04 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: ElCoCo
Originally by: Sirrakhis
The press release above was meant as satire.
Ahaa I knew it!
Well if you didn't want to start a flame war, you should have included a tiny bit in the end stating what you just said... that it was a satire
Better luck next time because it was realy fun to read
Maybe when the [G] guys wake up/get back from work, they will kill a frigate of yours in a glorious 10vs1 battle and make a similar post about how with cunning tactics and ingenious planning they managed to trap the lonesome velator pilot and send him to the clone vats
If you read the post it's clearly evident that its main purpose is to show "why" they did it, and not "what" they did.
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Player One
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Posted - 2005.01.04 14:15:00 -
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man
i love ppl bored at work
player one
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