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Pinks Taco
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.02 20:31:00 -
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Alt posting for obvious reasons.
I am looking for employment in the spy business. You will never know my mains name and I will only ask for payment if the intel I provide rewards you with kills or monetary gain.
I will infiltrate the corp and provide alt names fleet makeup and locations, alliance plans and anything else in my means you need, if permissions are granted to corp hangers and wallets I will proceed to empty them. Contact me directly in-game if interested.
I cannot promise I will be accepted to the corp especially if they are at war but I will attempt membership. I can provide on the second intel followed by detailed reports on anything you like.
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Zarkk
Hard Knocks Inc.
0
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Posted - 2012.08.02 23:12:00 -
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I would like for you to infiltrate an alliance called "C C P Alliance." As I have heard they bring goodfites, I need to make sure I can know everything they do before they do it. |
Pinks Taco
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.08.03 17:24:00 -
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I repeat please contact me in-game for all employment oppurtunities. I am also an independent contractor. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Cold Hand of Shadow
161
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Posted - 2012.08.03 21:29:00 -
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What I hear you saying is, FREE SPY. I have no incentive to pay you once the outcome I want is achieved. Threaten to war dec me for your money back? Okay, I like war. Threaten to infiltrate my corp to get back at me? Okay, have at it. We keep lots of resources in the corp wallet. A long-con might be able to mess with us, but meh...
What I'm saying is, your business strategy seems to be based on trusting your client to pay up. In EVE. Where people spy on other people and things like that. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
2517
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Posted - 2012.08.03 22:47:00 -
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How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Freundliches Feuer
A Hulk Kill A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
Double Tap.
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Posted - 2012.08.04 06:48:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.
Don't know if troll attempt or stupid. |
Allyria Kylari
Blue asteroids
16
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Posted - 2012.08.04 11:45:00 -
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Freundliches Feuer wrote:Lady Spank wrote:How can I contact you? I don't know who you are. Don't know if troll attempt or stupid.
If you don't know if Lady Spank is trolling or stupid after all this time, then I have to admit that I don't know if you are trolling or stupid. |
Pinks Taco
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.10.11 13:40:00 -
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Finished my first Objective looking for more cloak and dagger projects. |
Cunda Vole
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2012.10.11 13:49:00 -
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hii gud sr i wud lik u to spy on th eve unvercity thx |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
109
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Posted - 2012.10.11 14:40:00 -
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Allyria Kylari wrote:Freundliches Feuer wrote:Lady Spank wrote:How can I contact you? I don't know who you are. Don't know if troll attempt or stupid. If you don't know if Lady Spank is trolling or stupid after all this time, then I have to admit that I don't know if you are trolling or stupid.
Cunda Vole wrote:hii gud sr i wud lik u to spy on th eve unvercity thx
Cool, here's an example of both trolling and stupid! 
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
180
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Posted - 2012.10.11 16:32:00 -
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Fantastic. Start off career as spai by saying you are an alt. ::golf clap::
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Pinks Taco
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.10.11 19:41:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Fantastic. Start off career as spai by saying you are an alt. ::golf clap::
Like anyone reads these forums and if they do they are too smart to let me in so Oh well but those who dont read the forums dont know and knowing is half the battle. |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
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Posted - 2012.10.12 10:33:00 -
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Dear Mata Hari:
I would like to hire you to infiltrate and eventually crush Otherworld Enterprises.
Of course, I can't pay you anything now, but I feel confident that once you gain The Chribba's trust you will be able to make off with so much ISK even Istvaan will sit back and say " Damn, she stole a whole crapton of ISK."
Ideally, you will not only destroy Otherworld Enterpises, but also cause Chribba to ragequit in a 5 page historic post on these forums which, of course, will involve shaved monkeys, the revelation that Lady Spank is, indeed, a Chribba alt, and incriminating photo's of CCP Guard and The Mittani taking long showers together at the last Fanfest.
I look forward to reading your super-secret status reports, in local, of course, in a to-be-disclosed-later wormhole system of my choice. No, no, don't send me an evemail.....my countless minions will send you a message at the scheduled time.
Good luck, and remember, the future of all EVE rides on your broad, blond shoulders.
I salute you.
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Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
176
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Posted - 2012.10.12 12:17:00 -
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Dear SPY.
Please infiltrate the alliance known as "Executive Outcomes".
Please let me know everything that is going on, preferably getting into a leadership position.
If you somehow gain access to alliance stuff, please steal it all and give it to me.
Yours,
Inquisitor Kitchner |
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