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godoggo
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Posted - 2010.10.14 05:31:00 -
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like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.14 05:48:00 -
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Good luck with that? You realize you'll just entertain them, right? The Python Cartel isn't particularly susceptible to isk damage...
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 06:24:00 -
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100m and I'll make them suffer ------------------
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Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 06:45:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet 100m and I'll make them suffer
90m and I'll make GH suffer. Although I feel his soft, prepubescent voice is punishment enough. And might I add quite the arousing punishment at that!
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Paknac Queltel
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.14 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
It's okay. Show me where they touched you on the doll. - Paknac Queltel
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.10.14 08:01:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 14/10/2010 08:02:12 Hi OP, how are you? I haven't ransomed spoken to you in hours. I hope everything's going well. Anyhoo, I'll let you get back to being a girly ***got. Give my love to Mary and the kids. -------- ¦ |
Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 08:42:00 -
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What did I do?
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egola
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Posted - 2010.10.14 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Skye What did I do?
you took your internet spaceships and shoot internet bullets into HIS internet spaceship.....nonetheless you knocked him up now. Shotgun wedding pending
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.14 09:09:00 -
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Dear OP. I'm afraid this thread and offer only serves to feed the unholy desires of the throbbing, raging and permanently moist phallus god of Python and is a sure way to erect their e-peens to even greater proportions. I'm afraid their scrotii are almost so bloated that they will have to drag them along come walking in stations. Now look at the monster you helped creating, OP.
Recruiting! |
Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 09:15:00 -
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You know, I thought this was one of our alts. I even made a post in our internal forums, asking who's it was (so I could give them a handjob for making me lol).
Turns out the OP is an alt of this guy. Frikken lawl. For once, it's not us
Moar proof, if anyone feels like trolling this guys main.
Because of the MAJOR threat of a wardec by a MILLION mercenaries, as CEO of The Python Cartel, I am forced to take pre-emptive action to defend the manhood of our great members.
Quote: The Jerk Cartel Declares War Against Second Star to the Left From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.14 09:09
The Jerk Cartel has declared war on Second Star to the Left. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
This war will be long and hard, and many monuments will be erected to commemorate the great battles yet to be fought. We are in dire need of allies to assure us a victory, however. Who among you will rise to the task and help defend the glorious Python Cartel? WE NEED YOUR HELP, PIRATES OF EVE! STAND WITH US!
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Tar'el
Minmatar FLA5HY RED
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Posted - 2010.10.14 09:27:00 -
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I will help the Python Cartel
/me has a big bowl ready to collect some tears
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SitRep
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 09:30:00 -
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Tar'el, your bravery and loyalty hasn't come unnoticed.
I will indeed buy the potatoes you were selling yesterday.
Contract 10kg ASAP.
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Jawmare
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 09:34:00 -
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Confirming OP is my alt.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 10:03:00 -
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SCHLONG FOR THE SCHLONG GOD!
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wallstreetwhiz
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Posted - 2010.10.14 10:44:00 -
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OP doesn't realise that this is exactly what Python would want, and that he would just be saving them money on deccing fees.
Ex-Blood Money alt who secretly loves Python <3 o7
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Brandrsun
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.10.14 11:08:00 -
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Giant E-peen
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Ospie
Core Impulse Nihilists Social Club
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Posted - 2010.10.14 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Ospie on 14/10/2010 11:44:53
Originally by: Golden Helmet You know, I thought this was one of our alts. I even made a post in our internal forums, asking who's it was (so I could give them a handjob for making me lol).
Turns out the OP is an alt of this guy. Frikken lawl. For once, it's not us
Moar proof, if anyone feels like trolling this guys main.
Because of the MAJOR threat of a wardec by a MILLION mercenaries, as CEO of The Python Cartel, I am forced to take pre-emptive action to defend the manhood of our great members.
Quote: The Jerk Cartel Declares War Against Second Star to the Left From: CONCORD Sent: 2010.10.14 09:09
The Jerk Cartel has declared war on Second Star to the Left. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
This war will be long and hard, and many monuments will be erected to commemorate the great battles yet to be fought. We are in dire need of allies to assure us a victory, however. Who among you will rise to the task and help defend the glorious Python Cartel? WE NEED YOUR HELP, PIRATES OF EVE! STAND WITH US!
But.. highsec, though if it were arranged I'd happily take part in highsec suicide ganks on these parties! BY THE PHALLUS COMBINED PIRATES UNITE!
Edit: Pen15 edit
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Spruillo
Gallente Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2010.10.14 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
THIS WILL BE DEALT WITH
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:09:00 -
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To ensure interest in this please state clear terms. I offer an escrow service that will hold isk until the terms are met. This will encourage people to take your bounty seriously. Payment for my service is by donation only after a satisfactory contract.
I recommend you ask for a confirmed API killmail before payment is made.
Best of luck!
~_~
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Paknac Queltel
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank To ensure interest in this please state clear terms. I offer an escrow service that will hold isk until the terms are met. This will encourage people to take your bounty seriously. Payment for my service is by donation only after a satisfactory contract.
I recommend you ask for a confirmed API killmail before payment is made.
Best of luck!
Lady Spank handles all my escrow needs. She's never let me down. - Paknac Queltel
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Ava Starfire
Minmatar Nordanverdr Modr
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:29:00 -
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I have no idea who these people even are, but I wardecced them anyway (I think.)
All 2 members of Nordanverdr Modr are ready to die in support of this cause!
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:32:00 -
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卐 EIN VOLK, EIN SCHLONG, EIN PYTHON 卐
DRANG NACHT IKOSKIO!
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: Ran Khanon Dear OP. I'm afraid this thread and offer only serves to feed the unholy desires of the throbbing, raging and permanently moist phallus god of Python and is a sure way to erect their e-peens to even greater proportions. I'm afraid their scrotii are almost so bloated that they will have to drag them along come walking in stations. Now look at the monster you helped creating, OP.
This just sounds nasty all over.
Originally by: captain foivos Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson SCHLONG FOR THE SCHLONG GOD!
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Cozmik R5
Minmatar Mobile Alcohol Processing Units Apoapsis Multiversal Consortium
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Posted - 2010.10.14 12:59:00 -
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This is the funniest thread after the 30bil Kronos !!! ____________________
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.14 13:05:00 -
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Oh dear, oh dear ...
This thread schlong is going marching places all over the world.
Recruiting! |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar CareBears on Fire The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.14 13:58:00 -
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This can only end badly.
For the OP. --Vel
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.14 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin This can only end badly.
For the OP.
And oh so amusingly for everyone else
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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godoggo
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Posted - 2010.10.14 15:51:00 -
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wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.14 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.
Someone is backpedaling. I'm sure that if Helicity wants to put together another Hulkageddon, which is by no means easy, she'll accept your donation. But first, you're probably going to get shot in the face a lot by Python.
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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godoggo
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Posted - 2010.10.14 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child
Originally by: godoggo wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.
Someone is backpedaling. I'm sure that if Helicity wants to put together another Hulkageddon, which is by no means easy, she'll accept your donation. But first, you're probably going to get shot in the face a lot by Python.
backpedaling... i guess it could be seen that way. Still ****ed but sending people after them would just be saving them money rather then hurting them. shot in the face. no doubt but this account is a station warrior. they got me working while on pantry interaction. what is up with that you can't see you shield/armor/hull when in planet view. the war dec may be my only chance on them wasting money so no issue with that either.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.14 17:54:00 -
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There are mercs all over EVE. See here. Pay them all if you think you have the ISKs ... --
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Omgah
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.14 17:55:00 -
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Brb shooting another hot load into OP's face.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.15 05:13:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.
I think you're just trying to lull us in to a false sense of security, so you and your BILLION mercenaries can strike at us when our guard is down.
WE WILL NOT BE FOOLED! TO ARMS, MEN!
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IQ 001
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Posted - 2010.10.15 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
PANIC and Big Red Button will be willing to take this call to arms.
we will declare war upon the cartel for 200M
please send me the isk and we shall be started for the weekend.
<---------trustworthy.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2010.10.17 00:57:00 -
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There's lots of stuff to hate about EVE, but things like this make me smile.
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The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.10.17 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: godoggo like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
Please contact me in-game
Thank-You,
The Pitboss
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Kra Torii
United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.10.17 08:00:00 -
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Originally by: The PitBoss
Originally by: godoggo like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
Please contact me in-game
Hey man, they don't go to high sec.
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The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.10.17 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kra Torii
Hey man, they don't go to high sec.
Either do you guys: CLICKY
Thank-You,
The Pitboss
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Omgah
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.10.17 18:34:00 -
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Selling python trade secrets to potential war-deckers, contact in game for pricing info.
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari FLA5HY RED
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Posted - 2010.10.17 22:17:00 -
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Quote: It's okay. Show me where they touched you on the doll.
OMFG LMAO
We should be so lucky as to have an influx of fresh meat to shoot at. Thanks in advance OP
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