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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.15 00:20:00 -
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We are now accepting merc contracts. Contact me or Cuzuma ingame for pricing and availability. we reserve the right to not accept any contract if there is a conflict of interest. Pricing ofcourse will be based on your target 
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Webby McWebberson
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Posted - 2010.10.15 00:27:00 -
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First off...
n/m not worth the time.
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.15 01:10:00 -
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this merc services offering thread is so badly made that I don't even know where to start... ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.15 03:13:00 -
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Anarchists working with people?
lolwut? I like me
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.10.15 04:42:00 -
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Where's the link to your killb--
You guys are right. Never mind.
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.15 05:27:00 -
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Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 15/10/2010 05:28:31 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Special+Forces+Operation+Detachment+Delta
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Rusty DP
Caldari V i r u s
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Posted - 2010.10.15 06:12:00 -
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They have an incredible tactic for merc work.
Staying docked in thier home system and waiting for the targets to fall asleep or die of old age.
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.15 08:25:00 -
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Can't even link a Battleclinic KB right, and they're expecting to get paid for... something?
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PleasureBabe
PorNstars Inc
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Posted - 2010.10.15 12:59:00 -
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A merc corp using battleclinic .... RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!
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CanIHave YourStuff
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Posted - 2010.10.15 13:05:00 -
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We must have reached saturation point where even trying to make a tiny tiny effort in a merc service thread is pointless.
This has all the hallmarks of pathetic.
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.15 15:59:00 -
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Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 15/10/2010 16:03:49
Originally by: Rusty DP They have an incredible tactic for merc work.
Staying docked in thier home system and waiting for the targets to fall asleep or die of old age.
this person dec'd us after failing to gank one of our members and almost died. then we fleeted over to their home system 7x times.they lived on neutral alts smackin up our local or just remaining cloaked in space all day. when we did engaged them, we killed this person and some of his corpmates and won the war, nuff said. the killboards say it all.
on another note i expected there to be lots of lil insecure basement dwellers on any internet forum...but wow. lol, if you have a suggestion on how i can improve this thread, why not make it instead of smug camp?
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.15 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Wolfgang Grimm Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 15/10/2010 16:06:52 Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 15/10/2010 16:03:49
Originally by: Rusty DP They have an incredible tactic for merc work.
Staying docked in thier home system and waiting for the targets to fall asleep or die of old age.
this person dec'd us after failing to gank one of our members and almost died. then we fleeted over to their home system 7x times.they lived on neutral alts smackin up our local or just remaining cloaked in space all day. when we did engaged them, we killed this person and some of his corpmates and won the war, nuff said. the killboards say it all.
on another note i expected there to be lots of lil insecure basement dwellers on any internet forum...but wow. lol, if you have a suggestion on how i can improve this thread why not make it, instead of smug camp?
doesn't make this sorry excuse of services offer thread any better tho. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Jimmy Duce
Navy of Xoc
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Posted - 2010.10.15 22:33:00 -
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Who are you again?
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Jack Coutu
Gallente Canada Corps
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Posted - 2010.10.15 23:49:00 -
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So you made a thread that fails in everyway possible, failed to read the sticky notes, failed to look at sucessful merc corps and copy them, and you want people to suggest a way to start your merc thread right? You want us to do work for you so that you can get ISK from customers and probably fail miserably?
I'll tell you what, I'll make you a new thread for a price if you contact me in game. This one is just crap.
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Jack Coutu
Gallente Canada Corps
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Posted - 2010.10.15 23:52:00 -
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Edited by: Jack Coutu on 15/10/2010 23:53:28 DOUBLE POAST
^^ this is better merc thread quality than the OP still
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Cyprus Black
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.16 08:40:00 -
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Edited by: Cyprus Black on 16/10/2010 08:41:36
Originally by: Wolfgang Grimm We are now accepting merc contracts. Contact me or Cuzuma ingame for pricing and availability. we reserve the right to not accept any contract if there is a conflict of interest. Pricing ofcourse will be based on your target 
Here ya go, bud. Should have read this first before creating this fail thread.
Posting your first merc thread.
Go ahead and delete this thread, read the link, figure out how being a mercenary works, and then come back and make a new thread.
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Archeris vane
Amarr Jupiter Force
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Posted - 2010.10.17 01:55:00 -
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hahaha everyone and their dogs try to be mercs these days
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Welsh Atlantian
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2010.10.17 02:00:00 -
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DONT WORRY GUYS
WE'RE TAKING CARE OF THE SITUATION.
PRIVATE NUISANCE, WE'RE LIKE HERPES.
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Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.10.18 02:57:00 -
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Dear Special Forces,
The war with you is now active. You are all docked up in isikesu. Please undock and violence us.
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Traidor Disloyal
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2010.10.18 04:02:00 -
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Lets see. Nine of you come out to shoot a Proteus in Isikesu. You bump him INTO the station. Into the station? We have a guy in corp who knows how to do it if you all need pointers. And then when that Proteus docks up you all take off in different directions and then most stay docked up.
Yeah, you are going to make real good mercs. ************************************************* I have three characters. One has Cov Ops V along with all the bells and whistles that goes with it. |
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Welsh Atlantian
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2010.10.18 04:16:00 -
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i think the proper term for what you ladies are more qualified for is maids or janitors.
i would like to hire you to clean my station hangar.
please give me a quote.
thanks
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RenegadeRacer
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2010.10.18 04:35:00 -
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with all the time the +40 of you will be spending in station over the next week or 3...I was wondering if yall could knit me some man thongs
plz get back to me asap
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.10.18 05:29:00 -
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Wow, owned. -------- ¦ |

Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.18 05:47:00 -
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Originally by: Traidor Disloyal Lets see. Nine of you come out to shoot a Proteus in Isikesu. You bump him INTO the station. Into the station? We have a guy in corp who knows how to do it if you all need pointers. And then when that Proteus docks up you all take off in different directions and then most stay docked up.
Yeah, you are going to make real good mercs.
Made me lol.
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.10.18 07:59:00 -
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I to am from merc corp and ally...
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Corellian Smuggler
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Posted - 2010.10.22 16:58:00 -
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Originally by: Welsh Atlantian DONT WORRY GUYS
WE'RE TAKING CARE OF THE SITUATION.
PRIVATE NUISANCE, WE'RE LIKE HERPES.
So how goes the war, you guys gotten any kills?
No.... only losses?
....awkward....
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF THE SITUATION!?! I haz spice. |

Resunas
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Posted - 2010.10.23 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:59 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:02 Heh. These guys war decked us like 2 months ago, and whenever we brought a fight, they'd run. Horrible PvPers, the only ppl they got were careless ones in high sec.
Hell, they ran from 5v8. Then wolfgang got killed by a badger on a later date. http://splu.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7516227http://splu.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7516227
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.24 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Resunas Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:06:34 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:05:26 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:59 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:02 Heh. These guys war decked us like 2 months ago, and whenever we brought a fight, they'd run. Horrible PvPers, the only ppl they got were careless ones in high sec.
Hell, they ran from 5v8. Then wolfgang got killed by a badger on a later date. http://splu.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7516227
lol, actualy you know you were successful when the alt fury is unleashed, edits four times and claims you were killed by a badger
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.24 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: RenegadeRacer with all the time the +40 of you will be spending in station over the next week or 3...I was wondering if yall could knit me some man thongs
plz get back to me asap
now that this bunch has retracted their war. i was thinking about this thread and the various posts and I really liked this one the best, considering i have chronicled the daily lives of these "mercs" in their stations via spies/locates, a few of them did come out though...thnx for the new additions to our killboards, See you around ladies 
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Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2010.10.25 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Wolfgang Grimm
Originally by: RenegadeRacer with all the time the +40 of you will be spending in station over the next week or 3...I was wondering if yall could knit me some man thongs
plz get back to me asap
now that this bunch has retracted their war. i was thinking about this thread and the various posts and I really liked this one the best, considering i have chronicled the daily lives of these "mercs" in their stations via spies/locates, a few of them did come out though...thnx for the new additions to our killboards, See you around ladies 
lol, you think we're mercs! Precious!
To be fair, yes, you totally freaking won! You killed a rupture and a cyclone. We are still reeling from our heavy losses.
I have never seen a corp so cautious and risk averse as yours. If that's the way you wish to play, more power to you. The sad thing is, we all like to fly around in loot pinatas. Had you been less concerned over taking no losses, you could have had some STELLAR kill mails.
It became apparent after our first attempted engagement (and the second) when we were outnumbered almost 3 to 1 and you guys all skated. Basically, you were so cautious, our A.D.D. kicked in and most of us were playing TF2. The upside of boring us to death was that I was able to get the milestone 3 achievement for my pyro.
Here's an excerpt of some of our internal exchanges:
"Anything going on?" "Nope. All docked up." "Well poop. TF2?" "Okey dokey!"
Anyhow, I wish you luck in your endeavors. If you ever want another chance to take a whack at our pinatas, you know where to find us.  Derp. |
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Zane Nucleus
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2010.10.25 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: Wolfgang Grimm Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 24/10/2010 17:37:57
Originally by: Resunas Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:06:34 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:05:26 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:59 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:02 Heh. These guys war decked us like 2 months ago, and whenever we brought a fight, they'd run. Horrible PvPers, the only ppl they got were careless ones in high sec.
Hell, they ran from 5v8. Then wolfgang got killed by a badger on a later date. http://splu.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7516227
lol, actualy you know you were successful when the alt fury is unleashed
I wouldn't call your war dec against us a success by any means. You ran and hid in station everytime we came to fight. The one time you did come to our wh, it was when you didn't renew the war dec. You sat on the hole inside, but as soon as you even suspected another ship was coming, you jumped right back into high sec. (not that it saved your Raven)
Personally, I wish you luck with your new found "mercdom". Hopefully you guys learn to do more than play hide n seek.
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.25 17:07:00 -
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it was fun man honestly, could have been more eventful. the one engagement that you spoke of, we started seeing neutral reppers and we were 8 jumps out from ship swaps, so i made the call not to engage your fleet. but over all was fun, and no hard feelings
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Wolfgang Grimm
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Posted - 2010.10.25 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Zane Nucleus
Originally by: Wolfgang Grimm Edited by: Wolfgang Grimm on 24/10/2010 17:37:57
Originally by: Resunas Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:06:34 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:05:26 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:59 Edited by: Resunas on 23/10/2010 18:04:02 Heh. These guys war decked us like 2 months ago, and whenever we brought a fight, they'd run. Horrible PvPers, the only ppl they got were careless ones in high sec.
Hell, they ran from 5v8. Then wolfgang got killed by a badger on a later date. http://splu.eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7516227
lol, actualy you know you were successful when the alt fury is unleashed
I wouldn't call your war dec against us a success by any means. You ran and hid in station everytime we came to fight. The one time you did come to our wh, it was when you didn't renew the war dec. You sat on the hole inside, but as soon as you even suspected another ship was coming, you jumped right back into high sec. (not that it saved your Raven)
Personally, I wish you luck with your new found "mercdom". Hopefully you guys learn to do more than play hide n seek.
ahh the revisionists history...lol hide and seek is what i call fleeing to your wh, and the mass exodus of your men is how we found your wh, and we wouldn't have been able to kill as many of you as we did if we were in stations now would we?
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.25 17:20:00 -
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****ing pitiful 'mercs'  ~_~
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Halron Talukia
Special Forces Operation Detachment Delta
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Posted - 2010.10.25 17:30:00 -
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Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:33:22 Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:32:46 Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:32:12
Quote: I wouldn't call your war dec against us a success by any means. You ran and hid in station everytime we came to fight. The one time you did come to our wh, it was when you didn't renew the war dec. You sat on the hole inside, but as soon as you even suspected another ship was coming, you jumped right back into high sec. (not that it saved your Raven)
Sorry Zane, Tane, and Bane, I figured you wouldn't be one to admit defeat. The Kairos Syndicate / Transmission Lost Campaign We deck'd The Kairos Syndicate, you were overwelmed, then you joined an alliance with a lot more battleships so you could hold us down and we still won that war. 13 win to 6 loss and even outnumbered. lol FAIL.
It was a pleasure to have been at war with you and win.
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Zane Nucleus
Mom 'n' Pop Ammo Shoppe Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2010.10.25 18:24:00 -
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Is there a reason why kills show up twice on several occasions on that? I think the board glitched.
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Carnagge
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Posted - 2010.11.19 18:07:00 -
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why don't you just dec them for a month. that would be pure entertainment.
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Aerion Va'rr
The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.11.19 19:33:00 -
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Edited by: Aerion Va''rr on 19/11/2010 19:33:20
Originally by: Halron Talukia Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:33:22 Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:32:46 Edited by: Halron Talukia on 25/10/2010 17:32:12
Quote: I wouldn't call your war dec against us a success by any means. You ran and hid in station everytime we came to fight. The one time you did come to our wh, it was when you didn't renew the war dec. You sat on the hole inside, but as soon as you even suspected another ship was coming, you jumped right back into high sec. (not that it saved your Raven)
13 to 6 is an engagement, not a war; I'd suggest trying harder.
Sorry Zane, Tane, and Bane, I figured you wouldn't be one to admit defeat. The Kairos Syndicate / Transmission Lost Campaign We deck'd The Kairos Syndicate, you were overwelmed, then you joined an alliance with a lot more battleships so you could hold us down and we still won that war. 13 win to 6 loss and even outnumbered. lol FAIL.
It was a pleasure to have been at war with you and win.
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