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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:22:00 -
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Had a look at iPlayer on the BBC's website earlier. "Oh goody" thinks I, "a new episode of Never Mind The Buzz****s". So I settled in to enjoy it.
No sooner had the titles finished than I am confronted by the horror of this week's guest presenter. Yup; Catherine ****ing Tate.
I had forgotten the half-witted old trollop existed. I figured after they managed to **** Dr Who up (well; nearly... you can't **** it up completely - it is after all Dr Who and by default completely awesome) by shoehorning this persistenly unfunny and talentless drama school reject into it, they'd learned their lesson and buried the cow in a lead lined casket somewhere beneath Television Centre.
Oh dear; I wus wrong.
Everything this offensively ginger waste of space touches turns to crap, and whilst 'Buzz****s is a bit hit and miss, I don't think I recall another episode where I just sat there growling all the way through without a single laugh.
What is it with the BBC and this woman? She isn't funny (and yes; I am bovvvered), can't act and is as thick as any two planks regardless of length. Still they insist on squeezing the useless fleshy lump in wherever they can. I can only conclude that she must be as cheap as she looks.
Seriously Auntie; wake up and have her shipped off to do the grave-yard shift on BBC Radio Some-Northern-****hole where she won't be annoying anyone that matters.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
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Jago Kain
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:32:00 -
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I'm sure that they do judging by the Beeb's recent output.
It'd be enough to make me stop paying the license fee... assuming I'd been soft enough to pay it in the first place.
No matter. If I can find out where the DG lives let's see how he enjoys my **** in his ear eh? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:36:00 -
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Odd; I thought I was blaming the BBC.
As for writers, the show in question is pretty free form (apart from the horribad segues) and she absolutely isn't funny. She wasn't any funnier when she had her own show (mercifully a distant memory now) and if the credits are to be believed she wrote most of that.
Did I mention she was ginger too? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: Destination SkillQueue
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Your point?
Well you made a non EVE related rant in the general forum section, so you can't exactly expect that you will only get constructive replies.
My bad. This was supposed to be in OOPE... can a CCP bod move it please so DSQ can go back to sleep? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kiritsubo
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Shakespeare died for your sins.
This would be the same Shakespeare that invented words if he couldn't find anything that he thought usable in the existing language would it?
Methinks you doth protest too much. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Jago Kain
It'd be enough to make me stop paying the license fee... assuming I'd been soft enough to pay it in the first place.
Perhaps if more people didn't evade the licence fee then they'd be able to afford hiring someone talented...
Perhaps if the BBC didn't have a habit of shoving right wing and religious propoganda down my throat I might be more interersted in funding them.
Be that as it may, there are any number of folk who they could get for less than that woefully over-rated fat arsed tamworth who would be far more funny.
I can only surmise by her continued presence on our screens that she must give really really good head.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic HOWW very DARE you?!
What on EARTH are you insinuating?!
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear?? NO DEAR!!
My mother and I have been coming to this travel agency for 25 years and in all that time I've never been accused of taking delivers up the back passage!
I find you impertinent. How VERY DARE you!!
And you find this funny? Each to his own I suppose.
Get well soon.
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Jago Kain
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic ...I find it hysterical. I find your stuffiness even funnier. HOW VERY DARE YOU?!?!?!?!
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