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Mr Jebidea
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Posted - 2010.10.30 23:39:00 -
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I shaved my nether regions and now they itch. What should I do meow?
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 23:42:00 -
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The hair is growing back. Either wait, or shave again.
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima Jarka |

Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.30 23:44:00 -
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Wait, re-shave or wax. Alternatively, hit balls with fist. The itch should no longer be noticeable. _
Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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CharmingButIrrational
Roswell Project Victimz
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Posted - 2010.10.30 23:48:00 -
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Wax. Moisturise. Enjoy.
nub
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:28:00 -
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the itch wears off, give it a day or 2.
gotta love the eve-o forums where the first posts to a question like this are (mostly) serious 
Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forum |

Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.31 01:32:00 -
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Apply liberal amounts of aftershave; that'll stop the itching. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |

So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:42:00 -
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Use Axe? Axe cleans your balls.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.31 02:51:00 -
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Next time use the shaving cream so you don't razor burn the hell out of them?  Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |

Triple Entendre
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Posted - 2010.10.31 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Vak'ran the itch wears off, give it a day or 2.
gotta love the eve-o forums where the first posts to a question like this are (mostly) serious 
OOPE has always been about talking *******s. 
(It had to be said!)
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster. I realize no one asked but confirming it regardless.
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Ana'Lingus
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Posted - 2010.10.31 08:59:00 -
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Nair.. the women's hair removal stuff. Caustic as all hell (don't leave it on your skin for more than 5-6 minutes if you can help it) and it stinks, but now razor burn worries.
Only tried it once though, made my bathroom REEK.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2010.10.31 15:00:00 -
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YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
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Einar Lightfingers
Nightmare Asylum
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Posted - 2010.10.31 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
IT'S ALL THE RAGE! _______________________ Once a BEE, always a BEE!
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion OWTBS Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.31 15:46:00 -
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Be sure to exfoliate the skin so you dont get in grown hairs.
OOPE - Providing TMI since 2003
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.31 16:29:00 -
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cocoa butter.
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Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 16:40:00 -
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weirdest ****ing thread ever.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.10.31 16:41:00 -
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1023nm laser
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2010.10.31 17:37:00 -
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Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.31 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
yeah, but many men prefer them ladies genitalia shaved. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.31 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
Women don't grow hair in their genitals. That's the grossest thing I have ever heard.
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2010.10.31 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
yeah, but many men prefer them ladies genitalia shaved.
Not me! 
Proper hygiene is good enough from where I'm sitting. We're mammals, not reptiles, we have hair. Anyway, this shaving craze is a fad from the last decade or two. Genital aesthetic standards may change back to what they were back in the '70s / '80s, when hair was considered sexy.
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.31 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
yeah, but many men prefer them ladies genitalia shaved.
Not me! 
Proper hygiene is good enough from where I'm sitting. We're mammals, not reptiles, we have hair. Anyway, this shaving craze is a fad from the last decade or two. Genital aesthetic standards may change back to what they were back in the '70s / '80s, when hair was considered sexy.
well ok, *trimmed* pubic hair is fine, but not a freakin' bush. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Faolan Fortune
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Posted - 2010.10.31 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
yeah, but many men prefer them ladies genitalia shaved.
Not me! 
Proper hygiene is good enough from where I'm sitting. We're mammals, not reptiles, we have hair. Anyway, this shaving craze is a fad from the last decade or two. Genital aesthetic standards may change back to what they were back in the '70s / '80s, when hair was considered sexy.
Was also biggest selling period of toothpicks too... 
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Disorganized Warlock
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Posted - 2010.10.31 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Faolan Fortune
Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Malaclypse Muscaria Itching is your genitals' way of telling you they don't like being shaven. This goes for the ladies too.
yeah, but many men prefer them ladies genitalia shaved.
Not me! 
Proper hygiene is good enough from where I'm sitting. We're mammals, not reptiles, we have hair. Anyway, this shaving craze is a fad from the last decade or two. Genital aesthetic standards may change back to what they were back in the '70s / '80s, when hair was considered sexy.
Was also biggest selling period of toothpicks too... 
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww     
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.10.31 19:56:00 -
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Cunnilingus on a thick bush is rather unpleasant. If a girl wants any of that action she's going to have to at least trim that stuff. Otherwise, i don't really care.
My Warmest Regards. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |

Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula Cunnilingus on a thick bush is rather unpleasant. If a girl wants any of that action she's going to have to at least trim that stuff. Otherwise, i don't really care.
I don't know about you, but eating bad fish or old cheese is unpleasant no matter how much hair is on it.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate I don't know about you, but eating bad fish or old cheese is unpleasant no matter how much hair is on it.
Stop hitting on old ladies and homeless girls then  _
Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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Lindsay Logan
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Jebidea I shaved my nether regions and now they itch. What should I do meow?
Let it regrow so you can once again be a man.
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate
Originally by: Professor Tarantula Cunnilingus on a thick bush is rather unpleasant. If a girl wants any of that action she's going to have to at least trim that stuff. Otherwise, i don't really care.
I don't know about you, but eating bad fish or old cheese is unpleasant no matter how much hair is on it.
Vegetarians taste good.
Oh, and this thread is due for a lock in 3....2...
My Warmest Regards. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |

Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Vegetarians taste good.
Oh, and this thread is due for a lock in 3....2...
I disagree. They all taste disgusting.
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Carine Parnasse
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Posted - 2010.10.31 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate
Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Vegetarians taste good.
Oh, and this thread is due for a lock in 3....2...
I disagree. They all taste disgusting.
Are you into something else, or just an inconsiderate lover? And from what ive been told, men taste even worse (Nice selfesteem boost to be told that )
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Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 21:03:00 -
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Originally by: Carine Parnasse
Are you into something else, or just an inconsiderate lover? And from what ive been told, men taste even worse (Nice selfesteem boost to be told that )
inconsiderate?
Yes, jump to conclusions, please. No, I won't discuss any further what I do in the bedroom (especially with people on an internet forum).
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Carine Parnasse
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Posted - 2010.10.31 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate
Originally by: Carine Parnasse
Are you into something else, or just an inconsiderate lover? And from what ive been told, men taste even worse (Nice selfesteem boost to be told that )
inconsiderate?
Yes, jump to conclusions, please. No, I won't discuss any further what I do in the bedroom (especially with people on an internet forum).
Well, to not.. you know (How worksafe is this board suposed to be?) means either you are inconsiderate, or your partner isn't into that, which is rather rare. Unless you just suffer through it, in which case... way to go champ?
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Something Random
Gallente The Barrow Boys
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate weirdest ****ing thread ever.
QFT
...but highly readable.
Om Nom - so to say.
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
Aint that right? |

Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:14:00 -
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A thread that would be much weirder than this would be If you enjoy the masochistic pleasure of pulling your toe nails off. Which I do.
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Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Vogue A thread that would be much weirder than this would be If you enjoy the masochistic pleasure of pulling your toe nails off. Which I do.
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awkward.
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Aragoni
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:21:00 -
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Edited by: Aragoni on 31/10/2010 22:23:26 I don't care if women have shaved down bellow or not as I don't do oral there. I only do oral on (in?) their asses.. Tastes like Swiss chocolate and it's free. 
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:25:00 -
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this thread has just become rule 34 ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.31 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Selinate
Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Vegetarians taste good.
Oh, and this thread is due for a lock in 3....2...
I disagree. They all taste disgusting.
Perhaps next time you should try to get in there before Swampy, his dog on a string and his anarcho-syndicalist mates?
___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |

So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.31 23:59:00 -
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Edited by: So Sensational on 01/11/2010 00:01:10
Originally by: Aragoni Tastes like Swiss chocolate and it's free. 
So that's their secret! I've always wanted to start a chocolate factory, now all I need is some roofies, duct tape and an extraction device, I'm thinking suction of some form
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Plumpy McPudding
Profit Development and Research Association New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2010.11.01 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: So Sensational I'm thinking suction of some form
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgyppGqBgg
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Faolan Fortune
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Posted - 2010.11.01 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: Aragoni Edited by: Aragoni on 31/10/2010 22:32:07 Edited by: Aragoni on 31/10/2010 22:23:26 I don't care if women have shaved down bellow or not as I don't do oral there. I only do oral on (in?) their asses.. Tastes like Swiss chocolate and it's free. 
Edit again: Forgot to mention that I found many techniques in the bedroom here.
Chocolate starfish 
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.11.01 01:24:00 -
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I'd let it grow back, some lotion or some baby powder might make it more tolerable.
I can barely be arsed to shave my face, let alone my ball sack every day.
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2010.11.01 01:26:00 -
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thread is not going to survive the weekend forum warriors.
good read tho, in a weirded-out way 
Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forum |

Royaldo
Gallente Kongsberg Vaapenfabrikk Amarr branch. The Chamber of Commerce
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Posted - 2010.11.01 02:43:00 -
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meow??
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ShahFluffers
Gallente Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2010.11.01 03:01:00 -
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I shave. So what? The lady of the house definitely appreciates it.  _______________________
"Just because I seem like an idiot doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |

Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.11.01 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Royaldo meow??
exactly 
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Kiritsubo
Ritual Suicide
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Posted - 2010.11.01 15:49:00 -
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Its not the itching its all the little cuts.
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Amicus Morte Dead Muppets
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Posted - 2010.11.01 16:24:00 -
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Edited by: Louis deGuerre on 01/11/2010 16:26:00
Hair man myself. Hair's fine as long as the lady in question minds her diet. Sol: A microwarp drive? In a battleship? Are you insane? They arenĘt built for this! Clear Skies - The Movie
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.01 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: Barakkus on 01/11/2010 20:42:08 Um, trim next time, don't shave.
Originally by: Vogue A thread that would be much weirder than this would be If you enjoy the masochistic pleasure of pulling your toe nails off. Which I do.
My wife used to do that, I got on her enough so she stopped.
Originally by: Professor Tarantula Vegetarians taste good.
I dated a vegetarian, she didn't taste good at all :( Very acidic and bitter imo.
Originally by: captain foivos Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.11.01 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus I dated a vegetarian, she didn't taste good at all :( Very acidic and bitter imo.
Too much refined sugar in her diet, would be my bet. Same thing which gives urine that asparagus odour. It's some of the worst crap you can put in your body.
Yes, urine has now been mentioned also.
My Warmest Regards. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |
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CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.11.01 22:38:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
I have a really painful and awkward story about this.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.11.01 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
I have a really painful and awkward story about this.
If the pain is anything like chillies, then I can sympathize.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
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CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.11.01 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
I have a really painful and awkward story about this.
If the pain is anything like chillies, then I can sympathize.
I had to take a day off work because I could only lie on my back, if that puts it into perspective. The lesson here is, if you pour large amounts of chemicals on your *********, make sure it's the right chemicals.
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Selinate
Amarr Wardens of the Void
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Posted - 2010.11.01 23:16:00 -
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2010.11.01 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
I have a really painful and awkward story about this.
I bet you do stud!  _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |

Barakkus
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Posted - 2010.11.02 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu YES! LET'S PUT CORROSIVE CHEMICALS ON OUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
I have a really painful and awkward story about this.
If the pain is anything like chillies, then I can sympathize.
I had to take a day off work because I could only lie on my back, if that puts it into perspective. The lesson here is, if you pour large amounts of chemicals on your *********, make sure it's the right chemicals.
You didn't try to "bleach" the hair blonde did you? 
Originally by: captain foivos Who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
Wait a minute...
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CCP Adida
C C P C C P Alliance

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Posted - 2010.11.02 00:26:00 -
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Locked because the thread has run it's course. Nothing to see here.
Adida Community Rep CCP Hf, EVE Online
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